Perfect film. You can't prove me wrong. It's literally flawless. Not a single wasted frame.
Perfect film. You can't prove me wrong. It's literally flawless. Not a single wasted frame.
Perfect film. You can't prove me wrong. It's literally flawless. Not a single wasted frame.
its pretty great but you talk like a gay and your shits all moronic
Proof that women are great directors.
made by trannies, literal garbage
Okay, so by your logic one does not "become" a troony but is one from birth then?
>mfw i never saw this in theaters
everybody i knew was going on about how great it was and i just thought "it's an action movie, how good can it really be?". a couple of years later it would be the first movie i ever pirated and i felt so stupid for missing out.
You missed out. I took my friends who had never experienced it to the anniversary and they loved it.
I watched it on the very last week it was in theaters.
I lucked out immensely. The movie changed my life. I did unironically get a new personality from it
I'm not shitposting or trolling either. I didn't care much about the trailers, but matrix changed my life. It literally changed the world
>I did unironically get a new personality from it
what kind?
I started to view everything as fake.
THEY LIVE did the same but I didn't know they live existed.
So after the matrix I could notice how fake the news was. How fake people were doing small talk.
I realize there were npcs around me before I knew what an NPC was
Again. I'm not shitposting. I'm not trolling. I got the same feeling that the guy in THEY LIVE got
>Not a single wasted frame.
They were poorgays. A lot of money was being syphoned to their surgery and Keanu his bike shop. So they made sure it looked clean.
I need to see if the Alamo Drafthouse is going to do a trilogy screening, since this is the 20th for Reloaded and Revolutions. The 20th for Return of the King too, so I’m sure they’re doing something Lord of the Rings related too.
This movie makes me cry because of how awful the sequels are. Makes me wanna cry.
Matrix reloaded has great action scenes but the plot is dogshit.
I used to think the dragonball-esque face off between neo and smith in the last movie was cringe, but now I like it, maybe because it's so cringe. like, they just fricking went for it. "frick it; this is an anime now". I wish they had literally shot energy blasts at each other. so I guess they didn't really go for it. but it's still fun. and it's still better than their fight in reloaded.
The fight in matrix 3 is fine for me. The fight itself is good. In the sense that if neo and smith are 2 sides of a coin. It makes sense that smith can fly.
But the way it ends it's so moronic. Why did neo lose? Why is smith stronger?
Neo needed to sacrifice but I hate that neo lost. It made no sense
I wish that neo won. And smith is so angry that all the smiths attack neo at once.
>the way it ends it's so moronic
just like in my japanese animes...
The final fight is gay sex.
Trinity's breakthrough is guidance for Neo's breakthrough. Neo embraces his divine feminine by letting Smith, divine masculine, penetrate him like Trinity was penetrated by tentacles of the machine.
> Neo becomes a trans woman when Doctor Smith creates a gaping hole inside him.
It's a literal shot for shot remake of a dragon ball fight, totally shameless
If it weren't plagued by the death of the oracle, the disasterous handling of the actor that played Tank, forcing them to write him as dead, creating the worst female character in the entire series, and if they didn't have to overall shill Black folk at us, it would have been great.
It is near perfect. Some of the minor actors are a bit cheese but that was probably due to budget
I loved him actually. Pure heart. His enthusiasm was a breath of fresh air compared to how serious everyone else was.
He had genuine enthusiasm for neo. He was the only one in the shop that liked neo. The lesbian woman and the Indian guy were buttholes. Cypher was depressed. Mouse was just little mouse
Fair, but if you compared to Alien the minor actors are stronger. But Alien was a major Fox movie
>He was the only one in the ship that liked neo.
Blonde lesbian was a b***h
Trinity was cold and scared towards him because of the oracle.
Cypher hated him.
Mouse didn't care.
The big black guy didn't care
Morpheus only saw neo as a tool to destroy the machines. Morpheus saw neo as a hammer. A tool.
The operator guy was the only real friend neo had. He was the only one that saw neo as a friend. Not just a tool.
>Trinity was cold and scared towards him
Trinity was literally in love with him. that's, like, a major plot point in the movie. cypher remarks that she's acting too friendly towards him. maybe try watching the movie without scrolling through grindr next time.
No. Nope. Nope
She was TOLD she loved him
She was MANIPULATED into loving him.
She was literally manipulated into loving him. Oracle literally made cypher hated everyone and she literally gaslight Trinity into falling in love with neo to ruin the architect plans.
That's literally what the architect says to the oracle in part 3. She chose " a dangerous game" the architect literally says she was playing dangerous game.
At first Trinity was kind of annoyed at neo. She saw him as airheaded. She literally doesn't fully believe hes the one. She is literally doubtful.
She only fully falls in love with him after they save Morpheus
>I've never seen anyone move that fast. You move like they do.
She was nutting because she want to frick the agents because they are so powerful and sees Neo as closest next best thing.
The first half of the movie it's like trinity is literally annoyed that neo is supposed to be the one.
She literally acts like he's annoying. It's like she's thinking. " He can't be the one"
She's anxious because if he's the one she has to stop sleeping around.
>I will bring that whole goddamn building down.
She defied Neo because she doesn't love him. She went and got had sex fricked by the new agent.
The ending gave me a mindgasm
Note at one point it was fashionable to downplay this masterpiece
I mean in terms of direction, pacing, acting (with a couple of exceptions), visual aesthetics, etc it's very good. I think it's a contender for best action movie going purely off of the effectiveness of the action scenes. and it has a cool scifi premise, even though yes if you actually think about it it doesn't make sense. but I've always thought that the "chosen one" plot point was really lame. even back when it came out. also becoming more aware of politics in general and the directors politics specifically has hurt the movie a little for me. also some of the plot points don't make sense. like how is cypher jacking in and meeting with agents without anyone else on the ship knowing. but you know, it's just a movie. some of that is nitpicking.
No wasted frames doesn't mean it was composed properly. The transition to the chase after the final fight almost died the movie were it not for all the surgery they did.
How? What transition
Dude, I am literally too based to explain it here.
Is the matrix an isekai movie?
it's reverse isekai
There's no spoon bruh
Can you imagine if Nigg Smith and Moss had to frick on camera and be The One tier in love
>nah
Pretty sure this story about Will Smith being the potential lead was misdirection to plant Black folk throughout the movie subversively (like a stupid cookie eating nigress can be an oracle for example LOL).
Well they definitely did not want Keanu Reeves. The " dumb dude from bill and Ted's excellent adventure".
The troony wachoiskys didn't want Keanu and they are trannies. So I believe they wanted will smith
Keanu is white enough and Asian enough to be convincing at Kung Fu and identifiable enough for white teenage male viewers to emulate his morality.
Textbook subversion.
>they definitely did not want one of the biggest movies stars of the time
You can't just accept the fact that Will Smith was a big star at the time? He probably got offers to be the voice of Babe as well.
That's why they used him in the fake casting story.
will smith as babe would be kino.
>summertime, time to sit back and unswine!
>babe! You're going to the city!
>Aww hell naw!
We have the technology to make that happen. You don't even need that much lipsyncing because Babe is a pig so the mouthing doesn't match very well in the first place.
Reloaded was better.
WHAT
the matrix was harry potter for 90's early 00's dudebros and fratboys. I wish those trannies never made sequels
Matrix was for nerds. FIGUT CLUB was the frat movie.
You must be a very young zoomie zoomer. Matrix came out before you were born I bet.
fightclub was for ineffectual boomers. fratbros liked the matrix until they made more.
But the frat boys humiliated me for liking matrix.
A millennial then. I am aware that the matrix triggers millennials for some reason.
>Not a single wasted frame.
I've never heard anyone say this about the Matrix. Only movie that comes to mind is 'The Big Lebowski' and even there there are two, three scenes I have issues with. It could be more streamlined. Maybe 'No Country For Old Men' is the best in that regard? You can't remove anything. Just spitballing here.
We have a righter here called "Willem Elsshot". His books are revered because, apparantly, you can't remove a single sentence from it. I'm probably exaggerating a bit, but that's cool. It's like sculpting. Removing, until you are left with the bare essence.
>A righter
ffs.
Perfect movies in all frames
spiderman
Anaconda
Lord of the rings 1
Austin Powers
Kill bill saga
Blade
Jurassic Park
Jaws
Alien
Godfather
Robocop
Rush hour.
I'm sure you could remove lines from Robocop
>Bitches leave!
Would've ended up on the cutting floor if I was in charge. It doesn't advance the plot. I took a writer's course and that was the first thing they said: "Does it advance the plot?'
It's a great movie but it's not flawless. The second half has too much quippy action and bombastic, generic "this is so exciting!" music. The "saved by a kiss" plot is cheesy especially given that Neo and Trinity don't really have much chemistry. Then there's the whole battery thing of course, which has been criticized plenty of times before.
Zoomers were a fricking mistake
I'm 40 years old anon, I literally saw The Matrix in the cinema in 1999
Dude. There was a large cardboard cutout there and my dad asked to buy it. They said they couldn't because it wasn't theirs. Triplets, they're about a foot tall. I've been going there since I was a kid. They look old now. I guess I do too.
>"NEEOOOOO WAKE UP TIME TO EAT GOOP INSTEAD OF JUICY STEAKS!"
Why was Morpheus so gay for Neo