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Gordon the cheese ain't melted. Throw that under a broiler open face for like 3 minutes. What you have made is a buttered and toasted ham sandwich. This is ain't grilled cheese. The cheese is fricking RAW
I post this every time I see this thread but no one ever responds to it. it's from a cooking programme he did, a team of people decided to make various grilled cheese toasties or cheese sandwiches and it always reminds me of his shit attempt at making one over a fricking fireplace
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thanks anon. a (You) goes down well with my breakfast whiskey.
I swear to god I've seen him mention it in a recent interview...
HERE, I FOUND IT. TIMESTAMPED, HE BRIEFLY ADDRESSES THE GRILLED CHEESE: https://youtu.be/ENhfIeZF_AY?t=27
>Blames his social media monkey
He did a second video with another fricked up "grilled cheese". Can't "super chef" Gordon cook properly without other people chiming in?
the heat of the bread melts the cheese
>Cheese with rind
>Cheese that doesn’t melt
>Cheese orientation
>Cooking it in a fireplace so he’ll inhale the smoke fumes and get cancer
>Burnt bread
L
Was he always this stupid?
He tried to cook it in a goddamn fireplace for fancy points. You can't control the heat on a fireplace like you can on a stove. It was too hot and would have burned the bread before the cheese melted, so he had to pull it out and pretend it was done for the camera.
He had to know it was bad. Obviously should have redone it on the stovetop, or just not posted the video at all. I wonder if he was forced to post it as it was due to a sponsorship deal or something.
This wasn’t even live. This was all prerecorded. He could’ve just accepted it wasn’t working and started over.
>I wonder if he was forced to post it as it was due to a sponsorship deal or something.
it was probably pure ego, he couldn't dare look a plebian in front of his (I assume) sycophantic film crew
Why are you so obsessed with this? I've seen this thread almost daily for years now.
For me it’s a toasted croissant, inside: scrambled eggs with cheese on top
eggs and cheese in a croissant is something I've never heard of. I always just slap a bit of jam in there and heat it up
I made this myself trying to capture Gordon's complete failure and it didn't taste too bad at all. Went down a treat with the guy
>Went down a treat with the guy
Did sucking dick get in the way of your meal
I made a grilled cheese last week using some mexican spiced cheese that's quite hot. I usually do pretty well with spicy food but I was shitting ass burning turds for about 2 hours not long after I'd ate it. I did also squirt a bit of siracha on there as that's nice on a regular cheddar grilled cheese but god damn did my ass burn. I can normally eat spicy food without any repercussions but I was shitting lava from that fricking mexican cheese. the only redeeming aspect is that it was really tasty.
I hate mexicans, too, bro
>mayonaise or butter
>cheese
>bread
these are usually the ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich. if you add other things it's no longer a grilled cheese sandwich
he added kimchi. who the frick puts kimchi on a grilled cheese sandwich?
mustard is all right because it still looks like a grilled cheese sandwich
i prefer to make my grilled cheese sandwiches with mayo. i didn't know you could make one with mayo until a few years.
it's easier to spread on the bread
>bug poster in the grilled cheese thread
hello there. I like to add chopped onions to mine for a bit of crunch but replacing cheddar with spicy mexican cheese whilst delicious was a mistake. the shits were violent. they were bloody. and they were hot.
Do you think he's embarrassed by this? Really undermines his culinary ability...
he made a second video where he made one again after being ridiculed that was arguably better but he still did the whole overboard chef thing instead of just making a simple grilled cheese sandwich to perfection. and it looked like shit still. someone probably has the webm
>gets cheesemogged by Jon Favreau
Favreau made a simple grilled cheese using autism to perfection. Gordon made one and tried to make it something else and cooked it on a fricking fireplace instead of just using his brain and using a frying pan.
i could make a better grilled cheese sandwich and i am not even a cook
If that was true you'd have your own cooking show. But you don't.
don't listen to the other homosexual. all you need for a grilled cheese is butter, cheese, bread and some oil in the frying pan. the thing about gordon is he's supposed to be super chef but he can't even make a simple peasant meal
MPW always accused Gordon of not understanding how to control heat
how do you end up this way?
couldn't melt cheese
>He thinks one person is posting it every time
newbie
justified autism, which I don't say lightly. Gordon fricked up and made a moron of himself and he deserves to be ridiculed for it especially since he spends all his time telling people their cooking is shit. I think it's Matthew 18 where God removes the hands and feet of hypocrites.
In one of these threads some guy who claimed to be the OP posted a pic from inside one of the UK restaurants he helped, the interior was the same but it's been like 20 years. Son of one of the wronged owners or some shit.
until he makes a grilled cheese normally, I won't forgive him for being a homosexual
The damage is already done, can you really forgive him?
I'm a physically dependent alcoholic at the moment so forgiveness is all I can keep doing. but I won't forgive some millionaire with no worries who can't even make a grilled cheese
fundie