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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon the cheese ain't melted. Throw that under a broiler open face for like 3 minutes. What you have made is a buttered and toasted ham sandwich. This is ain't grilled cheese. The cheese is fricking RAW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I post this every time I see this thread but no one ever responds to it. it's from a cooking programme he did, a team of people decided to make various grilled cheese toasties or cheese sandwiches and it always reminds me of his shit attempt at making one over a fricking fireplace

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bump

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon. a (You) goes down well with my breakfast whiskey.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was he always this stupid?

      He tried to cook it in a goddamn fireplace for fancy points. You can't control the heat on a fireplace like you can on a stove. It was too hot and would have burned the bread before the cheese melted, so he had to pull it out and pretend it was done for the camera.
      He had to know it was bad. Obviously should have redone it on the stovetop, or just not posted the video at all. I wonder if he was forced to post it as it was due to a sponsorship deal or something.

      This wasn’t even live. This was all prerecorded. He could’ve just accepted it wasn’t working and started over.

      Do you think he's embarrassed by this? Really undermines his culinary ability...

      I swear to god I've seen him mention it in a recent interview...

      HERE, I FOUND IT. TIMESTAMPED, HE BRIEFLY ADDRESSES THE GRILLED CHEESE: https://youtu.be/ENhfIeZF_AY?t=27

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Blames his social media monkey
        He did a second video with another fricked up "grilled cheese". Can't "super chef" Gordon cook properly without other people chiming in?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He tried to cook it in a goddamn fireplace for fancy points. You can't control the heat on a fireplace like you can on a stove. It was too hot and would have burned the bread before the cheese melted, so he had to pull it out and pretend it was done for the camera.
      He had to know it was bad. Obviously should have redone it on the stovetop, or just not posted the video at all. I wonder if he was forced to post it as it was due to a sponsorship deal or something.

      >gets cheesemogged by Jon Favreau

      i could make a better grilled cheese sandwich and i am not even a cook

      the heat of the bread melts the cheese

  2. 1 month ago
    Anthonyschizo

    >Cheese with rind
    >Cheese that doesn’t melt
    >Cheese orientation
    >Cooking it in a fireplace so he’ll inhale the smoke fumes and get cancer
    >Burnt bread
    L

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was he always this stupid?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He tried to cook it in a goddamn fireplace for fancy points. You can't control the heat on a fireplace like you can on a stove. It was too hot and would have burned the bread before the cheese melted, so he had to pull it out and pretend it was done for the camera.
    He had to know it was bad. Obviously should have redone it on the stovetop, or just not posted the video at all. I wonder if he was forced to post it as it was due to a sponsorship deal or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anthonyschizo

      This wasn’t even live. This was all prerecorded. He could’ve just accepted it wasn’t working and started over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder if he was forced to post it as it was due to a sponsorship deal or something.
      it was probably pure ego, he couldn't dare look a plebian in front of his (I assume) sycophantic film crew

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you so obsessed with this? I've seen this thread almost daily for years now.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s a toasted croissant, inside: scrambled eggs with cheese on top

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eggs and cheese in a croissant is something I've never heard of. I always just slap a bit of jam in there and heat it up

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I made this myself trying to capture Gordon's complete failure and it didn't taste too bad at all. Went down a treat with the guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Went down a treat with the guy
      Did sucking dick get in the way of your meal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I made a grilled cheese last week using some mexican spiced cheese that's quite hot. I usually do pretty well with spicy food but I was shitting ass burning turds for about 2 hours not long after I'd ate it. I did also squirt a bit of siracha on there as that's nice on a regular cheddar grilled cheese but god damn did my ass burn. I can normally eat spicy food without any repercussions but I was shitting lava from that fricking mexican cheese. the only redeeming aspect is that it was really tasty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate mexicans, too, bro

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mayonaise or butter
    >cheese
    >bread

    these are usually the ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich. if you add other things it's no longer a grilled cheese sandwich
    he added kimchi. who the frick puts kimchi on a grilled cheese sandwich?

    mustard is all right because it still looks like a grilled cheese sandwich

    i prefer to make my grilled cheese sandwiches with mayo. i didn't know you could make one with mayo until a few years.
    it's easier to spread on the bread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bug poster in the grilled cheese thread
      hello there. I like to add chopped onions to mine for a bit of crunch but replacing cheddar with spicy mexican cheese whilst delicious was a mistake. the shits were violent. they were bloody. and they were hot.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he's embarrassed by this? Really undermines his culinary ability...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he made a second video where he made one again after being ridiculed that was arguably better but he still did the whole overboard chef thing instead of just making a simple grilled cheese sandwich to perfection. and it looked like shit still. someone probably has the webm

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gets cheesemogged by Jon Favreau

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Favreau made a simple grilled cheese using autism to perfection. Gordon made one and tried to make it something else and cooked it on a fricking fireplace instead of just using his brain and using a frying pan.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i could make a better grilled cheese sandwich and i am not even a cook

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If that was true you'd have your own cooking show. But you don't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't listen to the other homosexual. all you need for a grilled cheese is butter, cheese, bread and some oil in the frying pan. the thing about gordon is he's supposed to be super chef but he can't even make a simple peasant meal

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MPW always accused Gordon of not understanding how to control heat

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do you end up this way?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      couldn't melt cheese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks one person is posting it every time
      newbie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      justified autism, which I don't say lightly. Gordon fricked up and made a moron of himself and he deserves to be ridiculed for it especially since he spends all his time telling people their cooking is shit. I think it's Matthew 18 where God removes the hands and feet of hypocrites.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In one of these threads some guy who claimed to be the OP posted a pic from inside one of the UK restaurants he helped, the interior was the same but it's been like 20 years. Son of one of the wronged owners or some shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        until he makes a grilled cheese normally, I won't forgive him for being a homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The damage is already done, can you really forgive him?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a physically dependent alcoholic at the moment so forgiveness is all I can keep doing. but I won't forgive some millionaire with no worries who can't even make a grilled cheese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fundie

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