>peter gets cucked
>bruce gets cucked and his family imploded
why do publishers hate their most popular heroes?
>peter gets cucked. >bruce gets cucked and his family imploded
>peter gets cucked
>bruce gets cucked and his family imploded
why do publishers hate their most popular heroes?
Why is Batman fighting Catwoman?
In-universe? She's lowering the crime rate by... paying criminals not to commit crime, and by training them only to steal.
The real reason? To split them and the Batfamily up.
>paying criminals not to commit crime, and by training them only to steal.
Most criminals steal. Usually by means of explosives, guns, or a fancy gimmick, like Kite-Man's snatch and grab tactics. And most of Batman's rogues are outright psychopaths, a little pocket money isn't going to soothe their compulsions.
>To split them and the Batfamily up.
what? for Bruce?
>She's lowering the crime rate by... paying criminals not to commit crime
reminds me of that outlaws run where the triad basically lowers the crime rate to zero and the batfamily intervenes to stop them just because
what a fricking mafia the bats are lmao
>what? for Bruce?
To make him a loner
>paying criminals not to commit crime, and by training them only to steal
So... She's training them to commit crimes? What moronation is that?
There is also the fact that alt universe version of herself led bruce to a ambush where he lost his dominant hand and the batplot armor was removed from him
Who has it worse pete or bruce?
And whom would you rather rape?
Pete has OMD so the moderrn era can easily be wiped out just by fixing that horrible story
Bruce, to the best of my knowledge, never made a terribly OOC deal with satan which can be addressed to wipe out modern DC storylines.
the virgin Batdarsky run
>remember Tower of Babel?
>remember Grant Morrison?
>6 issue multiverse filler arc with the Adam West cameo redeeming it
>interrupted by Knight Terrors
>Alfred still dead
>Batman still "rich, but not as rich as he used to be"
>Batman event scheduled immediately after getting back from the line wide event
>Batman fights his waifu over the dumbest shit imaginable, crossing over with a worse writer
the chad Zdarskdevil run
>Daredevil is exposed to the other side of the law when he is thrown in jail for manslaughter
>Daredevil realizes that training supervillains to be superheroes is a form of restorative justice that is better than just letting them rot in jail and festering resentment
>Daredevil bangs some gangster's wife before getting back with his waifu
>Daredevil got magical married to his waifu
>Daredevil didn't get real married to his waifu but things got left open and they're obviously going to be together again
The Daredevil run got weird
Remember SUPER SAIYAN DAREDEVIL: EL BLANCO DE HOMBRE form fighting the Devil in Hell?
What the shit?
Doesn't all of this take place before dark crisis?
Dark Crisis has been over for a good while bub, we're in Dawn of DC now.
No I swear there was an editorial note stating that the story took place before the events of dark crisis. No that the comic itself was before crisis’ released.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you, you're not supposed to think that much about the order of these events, they just happen at different times.
Both are shit
the virgin Batdarsky run
>remember Tower of Babel?
>remember Grant Morrison?
the virgin Zdarskdevil run
>remember Frank Miller?
>remember Brian Bendis?
>remember how he went to jail?
Jesus Christ Zdarsky STILL pushing Failsafe?
>Criminals can be rehabilitated easily. Why haven't we thought of this before?
Because criminals largely cannot be rehabilitated and inevitably reoffend. The few that do turn things around make the news or write books about it and make money because it's so exceptional.
realizes that training supervillains to be superheroes is a form of restorative justice that is better than just letting them rot in jail and festering resentment
is that what's been going on in Daredevil? Becasue it sounds moronic as hell. Zdarsky is such a hack.
>Batcucks comics in a nutshell
See this is why DC is shit. Why do people read capeshit? fricking why??? The comics aren't even good.
I read old capeshit.
I read capeshit hentai.
I only read X-Men comics with cute girls as the protagonists and just block out everything that I don't like. I have my own canon for every character.
Why make her a vampire?
Cute fangs. That's why.
They took away her sparkles, so they decided to do a lot of stupid things with Jubilee.
What is even going on in Batman comics currently? I stopped giving a frick some year ago.
he literally just got back from the multiverse after falling from the moon
Oh. That explains everything.
I finally sat down and read that arc a few weeks ago and what a fricking mess.
>Finally answers the question "Hey, if Batman has something to subdue the Justice League if they go bad, what's the plan if Batman himself goes bad?"
>Turns out the answer is "Batman created a Bruceless Batman tulpa who built a super robot capable of wiping out the entire Justice League by itself to take himself out if he ever went rogue."
>To do this it nearly takes out the entire Justice league can gets rid of police presence in Gotham and lets murderers and rapists run rampant.
>At some point Batman lands in the arctic after falling from orbit and just completely walks it off, the only explanation the comic itself gives is "he timed it right."
>Also the trigger for the super death bot to activate and kill Batman is if there's a single news report claiming Batman killed someone with zero contingency in case he was framed, like was the case.
>>Also the trigger for the super death bot to activate and kill Batman is if there's a single news report claiming Batman killed someone with zero contingency in case he was framed, like was the case.
And somehow this bot wasn't triggered the dozens of times Batman has been framed as a murderer in the past.
>>Also the trigger for the super death bot to activate and kill Batman is if there's a single news report claiming Batman killed someone with zero contingency in case he was framed, like was the case.
And somehow this bot wasn't triggered the dozens of times Batman has been framed as a murderer in the past.
The contingency was Alfred. Its literally stated in the comic. Alfred reset the protocols every time it looked like Batman killed or went crazy but really didn't or was framed.
Now Alfred is dead, so no one knew to reset the protocols.
Not sayings its great, but Hackdarsky did give a reason for that.
>oh dear Master Bruce has been framed for murder again, well time to reset his murderbot again so it doesn't go on a rampage
Don't bother. It's insanely moronic. Full of mentally ill ideas that go nowhere.
I stopped after the failed wedding and him returning to the old suit for some reason. I can forgive Superman, but there's no reason Batman goes back to his old suit other than...... Nostalgia? It's weird how Wonder Woman's movie becomes her default look
Ok but the Rebirth suit wasn’t good.
batman built a robot to stop him in case he ever killed someone. penguin faked his death and the robot activates. the robot chased batman across the world, b***h slapped the jl, and batman survived re-entry, then he "died" to turn the robot off or something.
then he went through the multiverse where he met a version of the joker who was sane but wanted to be crazy and was fricking with the multiverse to do it, causing weird versions of the joker to appear in '66, beyond, etc. batman loses his hand and when he gets home, terrific gives him a robot one
over in the other comic, another founding family of gotham with ties to arkham has appeared but this time they're all monsters, two-face is back, there's a werewolf and ram v keeps putting his indian oc's in it
i'm glad i stopped paying for comics years ago
Who gave him a new hand was Dark Knight Bruce
could be, there's no chance i'm rereading any of this crap to check
>over in the other comic, another founding family of gotham with ties to arkham has appeared but this time they're all monsters, two-face is back, there's a werewolf and ram v keeps putting his indian oc's in it
in the canon universe or a stand alone one?
>then he went through the multiverse where he met a version of the joker who was sane but wanted to be crazy and was fricking with the multiverse to do it, causing weird versions of the joker to appear in '66, beyond, etc
hate how anyone is capable of multiverse stuff now
>in the canon universe or a stand alone one?
canon, one lot of shit is happening in batman, the other in detective
>batman built a robot to stop him in case he ever killed someone.
It's even dumber than that. Batman created a split personality of himself that's also Batman and had THAT Batman build the robot so he wouldn't know about it.
Also the robot built to stop Batman in case he ever went rogue can somehow take on the entire justice league by itself.
Don't forget the alternate personality erased his own mind on how he built the robot so that Bruce couldn't ask him for help.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. Glad I'm not into capeshit.
Because frick you. Frick everything you love. Frick your entire family. Frick you frick you frick you. You will watch as we shit all over your favorite characters, because FRICK YOOOOOOOOOU!!! FRICK YOU!!! FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU!!! WE HATE YOU!!! WE WANT YOU TO SUFFER!!! FRICK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell happened to Batman? His comics have some of the worst writing I've ever seen so far.
>I've ever seen so far.
>so far.
You've done jinxed it, anon. It was shit like this that got us Spider-Man fans OMD.
I'm starting to think shitty scripts/depression = sales. People's addiction to piss poor drama is killing entertainment.
it's depressing being a catwoman fan. feels like they're trying to kill the character.
Oh yeah Im sure all the Joker needed was a fricking hug and a pat on the back and he'd stop gouging peoples eyes out over a "keep an eye on my car LOL" gag.
god i fricking hate it when they get meta like this
also whatever happened to failsafe
bruce came back from the multiverse but the robot trained to frick his mouth was never addressed
>bruce came back from the multiverse but the robot trained to frick his mouth was never addressed
Didn't he say he was going to frick off and shut down since it's job was done?
Basically yeah. He teleports batman away and goes home.
Huh, I guess he did, somehow I remembered that differently.
They don't exactly elaborate on this, I feel like the invincible robot that can clean the floor with every hero ever simply flying away should be a bigger problem, but what do I know?
Eh, he was programmed for exactly one thing, and did it as far as he's concerned. I can't imagine he'll try much else.
Well, yeah, but what if he's found by Lex or Cyborg Superman or literally any other villain who could take advantage of him?
The Batman Bruce is a lot nicer than comics Bruce though
I quite frankly blame Morrison's run for why Bruce has been so unlikable.
The fall started since DKR and it only became worse since then.
He used to be a decent person.
I don't get it. How would bringing Jason to the place he died would bring his memories back of how he returned? The whole thing is just so unnecessarily cruel and unforgivable.
What happened after Jason shouldn't forgive him this
>What happened after
+?
Bruce obviously didn't face any consequences for this and Jason suffered two years of him losing his memories because of it and he eventually helped Batman bringing back Damian anyway. You know, the usual.
Who would have thought Dick would have a rehash of this with Ric kek
Jason is a gay he deserves it
Go away Tomasi.
Did Bruce beat all his Robin's?
To be fair, the thing that caused siphoned Superman's powers to Batman was also affecting his mind which is why he was losing it here.
the pint of the 2010's pic is that Batman was having a meltdown over Damian getting skewered .You might as well put Batman being a dick in LPoD as Batman in the 80's and some random modern nice Batman scene.
>that Batman was having a meltdown over Damian getting skewered
That's not excuse for what he did. Never mind the entire thing was pretty stupid as someone said above.
Neither of them are excused, Jason is also being a little b***h.
Jason has every right to be mad. Bruce tricked him (he pretended that he wanted to spend time with him) and took him to the place where he was tortured and murdered.
He would have been a b***h if he was ok with it and didn't punch him for what he has done
Yeah, no. That was just over dramatic storyline for the sake of being over dramatic and Damian's death barely mattered to Batman's outside of this.
>Damian's death barely mattered to Batman's outside of this.
an entire volume of Snyders Batman run is dedicated to it
Stop lying. When Damian died, Zero year was happening. His death was only acknowledged in two pages.
Just say you never read it anon
I actually did unlike you. There was never an entire volume about Damian's death like you claimed. His death never really mattered.
>There was never an entire volume about Damian's death like you claimed.
Stop lying anon just admit you never read graveyard shift
Most of volume 6 is Batman feeling sad about Damian
>Most of volume 6
Lmao. V6 continued with zero year. Damian was acknowledged in 2-3 pages top and he was already back by the time endgame storyline started in v7.
The entire arc about Damian death and return about was so stupid and unnecessary. I'm glad that most writers didn't bother with it.
And it was. The most ironic thing about it that Batman ignored Damian for years afterwards with only few stories acknowledging him.
And it's happening again with B&R just starting with Bruce breaking away from everyone in his main book (and tec too).
>Lmao. V6 continued with zero year.
No? It has one Zero year issue
there's no shame in just saying you didn't read it anon, the Zero year story is the first one the rest of the volume has nothing to do with it. The next story is the new 52 batfam seeing the signal, then Bruce beeing sad about Damian and Harper shilling, then Bruce being sad about Damian and fighting Clayface, then Bruce being sad about Damian and fighting a demon with Superman, then Batman gets mind raped at by an old woman and feels bad about Damian, then the other two are about Batman Eternal.
Why love lying so much?
I'm really tired of Batman being written as unhinged manaic. They make it so hard to care about him
Batman is my favorite character and I hated that story and N52 BR in general. Damian is one of the worst thing to happen to Bruce.
This is one of the reasons why I hate Morrison's run (and his take on Batman) so much. It has done an unrecoverable damage to Batman.
The only good thing it did is making Tim completely irrelevant.
>This is one of the reasons why I hate Morrison's run (and his take on Batman) so much
Shit taste
Says the guy who like Morrison story
>Esl
that explains it
OK, but why didn't Bruce appeal to the fact that Jason died in a similarly untimely fashion and see if he has enough sympathy to help?
I get the real answer is that "Bruce is fricked up mentally" and the actual answer is bad writing for the sake of drama, but you'd think they play up the parallels between Jason and Damian dying more (I know they do to some degree but still).
Jesus...
>I hope Batman still loves me after my holes get resized
lmao
I don't think a Catwoman hater could destroy the character as well as tini howard did
Yeah she’ll do that. At least this has a chance of being undone, Excalibur will be ruined for years to come
hopefully Marvel just don't bother to publish a Marvel UK book for years and the next writer will just ignore what she did, X-men writers seem content. just use Kwannon instead of betsy so she can just be forgotten
I'd love nothing more for them to just quietly reinstate Brian as Captain Britain and move on as if none of this shit happened but that will never happen
ok what the frick is happening to comic writers
it's not like there's a new generation of them, its still the usual crowd
then why is cuckoldry ramping up so much in recent comics??
>my daughter
those writers are getting old and bitter
most are single, some divorced, some even virgins
the end result of boomer incelhood and loserhood is getting into cuckoldry, racial play and women worship
I seriously hate DC like you wouldn't believe. Just kill Jason already and save him from this degenerate company.
>this might kill Jason x Artemis to the general public
This is good actually.
why would that be good? also
>this might kill Jason x Artemis to the general public
lol
lmao
first of all, DC never backtracks; second, you vastly overestimate the general public of comic books
most of them probably are stepdads to single mothers lmao
just go read the comments under that chapter on webtoon
>why would that be good?
Cause I don't like the ship.
>DC never backtracks
lol
It's a case to case basis, but DC definitely backtracks.
well none of it matter now, Jason is a ruined character just like Tim
and Damian
and Dick too now that i think about it, damn what happened to the robins
one is a cuckold, another lost every fan after coming out as bi (gay), another ruined by that infinite frontier run, and the last is stuck in a slice of life run that focuses more on babs than him
Yeah, they've all been ruined wa wa, cry me a fricking river.
>well none of it matter now, Jason is a ruined character just like Tim
Kek, what? Hardly anyone cares about the webtoon or bothered reading it while Tim being gay was all over the news.
he's not gay he's a bi man currently dating a man. he was with Steph before
they're not ruined you chud
>he's not gay he's a bi man
I always laugh whenever someone says this. It's the same thing no matter how hard some of you try to pretend.
even if it weren't, realistically there is no way DC is ever going to let Tim date a woman ever again
imagine the shitstorm on social media
>he's not gay he's a bi man
Is he straight? No? He’s a homosexual. Plus his romance with Steph is ruined because he literally left her for wiener.
>one is a cuckold
What the frick are you talking about?
Arthemis spend basically all of outlaws and webtoon leading Jason on
then they start fricking get together
then she reveals to him she's a single mother
see here
She was always a trash waifu because a queer like all the other Amazonian. This is mercy for Jason.
Did she really sleep with this slob self insert?
No, he's her gay friend.
no, she slept with a creepy murderous stalker that looks like walmart ghostmaker, who was clearly a sexual fantasy of the writer. specifically, she meets him in issue 39, dislikes him throughout most of the run, kisses him at the end of #48, sleeps with him in #49, and kills him in #50.
then she has a breakdown and compares him to bruce despite barely knowing him, checks herself into prison, then 2 issues later breaks out because she no longer wants to be there (after refusing help from both bruce and the DA).
and now here we are. you can see why catwoman fans have been seething at tini howard for 2 years now.
>catwoman fans have been seething at tini howard for 2 years now.
you reap what you sow
next time they should spend less time b***hing about sexualization or male gaze or whatever
besides, women readers actually like her current run (what a surprise)
>women readers actually like her current run
lmao. there are a decent amount of female catwoman fans on twitter and none of them like the current run. the few people I've seen who like her current run are either people who have never read a catwoman book before or your general loony troons who unironically think the pride books are well written.
>women readers actually like her current run (what a surprise)
Not from what I've seen on Twitter.
thats art the editor sees fit for publication?
you see... the problem is not just Selina cheating on Bruce, she always been a cheap prostitute. The problem is, why Batman is not busy banging other hot criminals or super models?? Like okay Ivy and Harley are proud lesbos now, what, there's no more women in Gotham?
They cant push Bruce and Diana anymore because of the fricking movie.
Unironically the Elseworlds where he had a stable life
Why can't he get with Zatanna?
because it would out-shadow her as a character
and because Constantine fans are dangerous
>because it would out-shadow her as a character
He's fricking Batman. The 2nd most popular superhero in the world. He'll overshadow anyone who stands next to him.
Who is first?
Spider-Man of course.
Batman is dropping in popularity.
As if anyone is clamoring for a Zatanna movie or game. Plus, she's better off with Bruce than Constantine. And it'd be a good way to bring in the supernatural shit to Gotham in outside media.
>Plus, she's better off with Bruce than Constantine
you know now that you put it this way, maybe she deserves someone normal instead of Bruce or Constantine
>Constantine fans are dangerous
I don't thin Constantine fans like him dating Zatanna if for no other reason that he shouldn't hang out with capes characters and people should only write Hellblazer stories with him
Because as much as Zatara wanted Bruce and his daughter together, Bruce doesn't want her suffering.
Also this
>They cant push Bruce and Diana anymore because of the fricking movie
and to think the JL cartoon set them up so sweetly
why was a 90s kid cartoon better written than anything in rebirth + frontier+ dawn
That was a terrible ship.
>why Batman is not busy banging other hot criminals or super models??
What are they doing with Talia nowadays?
>Talia
Owing to the way they are individually written and the existence of the other, the problem with both Selina and Talia is their relationship with Bruce will never meaningfully develop.
Catwoman, Talia, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy. Are there any other promient Batman female characters? Female Ventriloquist and Lady Shiva are the only 2 I can think of, the former is not prominent and the later's deal is just being Cass' mother.
*female villains
>Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy
Are they even being pushed as villains by DC anymore?
no way, imagine having bi girlpower queens be villains
they haven't done anything bad in a decade
there's Gotham knight but she's barely a character
Like Ventriloquist (though even less notable) there is a female Copperhead and Lady Clayface, Talia's whatever sister, 1 note coomer character White Rabbit, maybe I am makings this up (fact I am not sure speaks for itself) but some vampire like lady Bruce fricks.
Nocturna
but noooo the biggest problem was having BALENT drawing her!!! this is hecking valid noww!!
worst costume ever
the frick are those pit windows?
I would feel bad, really bad. Problem is, I'm still seething at Tom King's run. So, anything to separate Bruce and Selina is a plus in my book.
king's run sucked because his bruce sucked.
is King's run the 2016 vol 2 rebirth stuff?
anyway, i want Bruce to drop the infectious prostitute and be with Zatanna
we've seen from Batman urban legends that there is much affinity between them
cringe
>i want Bruce to drop the infectious prostitute and be with Zatanna
Hell no, then she’d just be demoted to Batman’s gf.
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based
Bruce and Selina can never be together, it would make him the biggest hypocrite ever
current batman is this close to being a mafioso already
not sure if you've noticed but bruce actively tries to rehabilitate people.
yeah thats why catwoman is saved from a death sentence and the from a life sentence as well despite having killed 200+ people right? does rehabilitation mean living free with no repercussions?
he has incredible double standards
he decides who gets punished and how much he gets punished
>despite having killed 200+ people right?
Wait, what?
she didn't obviously but Bruce didn't know at the time
besides, he tries to reform murderous super villains but conveniently ignores the everyday victims of the justice system
I have to wonder at some point if the writers are just so tired of showing Bruce Wayne as either himself or Batman trying to help the ungrateful masses through shit like charity to key areas of the community that need it or straight up just giving away money to the homeless and destitute, only for morons like you to come along and just pretend he never did any of that for the trillionth time.
hey troony, as long as batman keeps catwoman out of ail, he's a peace of shit hypocrite
Waller is a hundred times better reformer than him
>Amanda Waller
>Runs barely sanctioned death squad
>Recently literally planning to subvert the authority of every world government ever by going rogue and planning to capturing every metahuman without the knowledge or approval of the us government
>better reformer
And I thought summer was supposed to have ended already with school starting up again
he's been a hypocrite since issue one, moron.
not the one debating the opposite
No no no what are they doing to Selina?
Batman will go full Batkek as Peter is going full Gobbo Stormin Norman atm and kill her in the end.
So Batman gets another emotional weight in his head.
Why does Cinemaphile hate it when heroes have struggles then overcome them?
When did you forget about the 2nd grade concept of the fricking heroes journey.
you can do that without destroying characters
shut the frick up zdarsky
The big superheroes are wish fulfillment stories. Most fans don't want to see their favorite hero's girlfriend get dug out by some other guy. The struggles shouldn't be emasculating to the hero.
and the way to do it is to go tabula rasa on years of character development? is every comic book character a BPD hoe?
Just read this and it's pretty bad. If you like Selina or Jason, just don't bother. Also, why Tim becomes too touchy feely these days and keep hugging Bruce all the time? Is it because he is gay?
>Jason
>being written badly once again
Nothing unusual at this point. It would be miracle if someone got him.
>Also, why Tim becomes too touchy feely these days and keep hugging Bruce all the time?
Good question. When did their relationship become too touchy feely? Tim keep hugging Bruce randomly almost in every story I have seen him in.
When Dick was batman did he have a slab in detective comics, or was it just Batman and Robin? I don't know if it's a controversial opinion, but I likes that Batman and Robin.
When Dick was Batman he initially starred in Batman and Batman and Robin. Dick didn't get Detective Comics till after The Return of Bruce Wayne.
Most people who like Batman don’t give a shit about the comics. They watch the movies and play the games. As far as they’re concerned, the character hasn’t been ruined.
I don't get it. Why Jason is siding with Selina? It makes zero sense.
Yeah, I roll eyes at anyone who says that it makes sense for him to do this.
No one is in character except Damian and Bruce.
Alternatively: because the plot demands it.
As much as Bruce and Jason have tendency to fight a lot, Jason never sided with anyone against Bruce. Never mind agreeing with Selina's idiotic plan.
This. Jason shouldn't even bother with this mess at all. He didn't with either Batman or Superman in Injustice.
So why do people like Batman and Catwoman together?
because they're good together when they aren't written grossly out of character by bumbling morons regurgitating twitter talking points.
there's more shit than good then
nah
>there's more shit than good then
You can say the same about literally anything.
Catwoman's a criminal. Why is Batman, the supposed hero, giving her lee-way?
because he's and the bat family are a racket looming over Gotham
because he's reforming her with his penis.
as you can see she has gotten worse after going on a break with him.
She's using the break to frick other dudes.
>i-it's o-okay I just called because I-I m-miss you... oh, you frick someone else? I-it's alright I mean we are not married... yeah... nevermind
And they wonder why NO ONE buys their shit.
really it feels like everyone is getting cucked lately
writers and editorial having problems at home?
He should have pulled a big dick Alan Scott and married her. If this shit ends with Bruce giving her a solid spanking, then dragging her ass to church, it'd solve a lot of problems.
>He should have pulled a big dick Alan Scott
be gay?
Shit like this is why Terry became the better Batman after Bruce's demise.
>because they're good together
since when? 40 years ago?
Serious question: How are they “good together” unless either Selina or both of them give up their career? It makes no sense for Batman to date an active criminal.
>because they're good together
is there a single Batman comic in he last 20 years where Batman and Catwoman are good together?
They were never good together. I remember reading the 80s run when the serious push for their relationship started and it was pretty cringe. Bruce forget everyone and suddenly become worse person when he is with her.
Yes
Examples?
Ram V's Catwoman run and Dark Prince Charming.
entire Dr.Strange 2 movie was about him accepting he got KEKED by literally who black guy
Admit it, Cinemaphile, men in media from now on will be as miserable and pathetic as possible.
What do anons think about Bruce having a non-cape love interest?
Inevitably this ends with them getting ganked by the Joker or some villain OC of the week. The only time I can remember this not happening was with Jezebel Jet, and that's because she was secretly a villain working for the Black Glove
thats why WW would be perfect
Nah. She doesn’t fit the Batbrand.
To jump in the discussion about Batman's love interests, I am surprised Batwank hasn't seem them just straightout make him have an actual harem.
Batman has 6 slots for his harem. Fill them.
By what is common/popular it would consist of Catwoman, Talia al Ghul, Wonder Woman, Zatanna and Barbara Gordon and whatever random character the writer ships.
Babs, Steph, Cass, Kate (he is that amazing he turns her bi), Starfire (he cucks Dick) and Poison Ivy (to further piss off the lesbians and Harley fans).
I haven't read a single comic since Superboy Prime punched Batman Who Giggles out of existence and I honestly feel like I've benefitted from such.
Comics are moronic because they are niche. DC knows this which is why it’s so different from mainstream appearances. Half of the bizarre shit you see in comics wouldn’t even get approved to a wider audience.
>it's okay to be fricking stupid if you're niche
That’s why it’s niche moron.
Comics have more freedom and less mandates because no one really reads them nor do they actually matter.
Frankly Superboy Prime punching BWL in the face and then telling the audience to go outside, touch grass, get laid was the last good comic moment we will see from DC for a long time.
Cringe
Cape comics were never good. They only have few good stories and the rest are pretty bad. I'm actually surprised that people still bother with DC and Marvel by giving them money.
Well, yeah. I mean, the current discussion is about who Batmsn should be with like a bunch of teenage girls discussing their favorite ships.
They hate nuclear families, stable heterosexual relationships and strong male role models.
Tower of Babel is overrated.
I'm pretty sure it was pretty hated.
You are both right.
I dunno why DC keeps sabotaging Selina. They already shit the bed with Talia, there's no going back. Cat's the only love interest normies will accept.
Why does DC put their comics out on Tuesday? By the time I pick up my books on Wednesday, the discussion is already over and if I try to make a thread, everyone calls me a shill.
When has batman ever been good in the last few years?
>BVS was one of the worst movies to happen in comicbook history. MARTHHHAA
>He was a b***h in Justice League
>His comics are shit
>His animated movies are flopping
>The Batman was forgettable and barely made much despite shit/no competition
>All the live action shows based on his world are shit
>Batman is a cucked depressed moron where everything that goes wrong is his fault.
>Arkham series was getting too expensive so Warner axed it
>Gothan Knights was a complete failure
Batman is failing and is about to eternally fall off a cliff.