>"Pheobe Waller-Bridge wasn't likeable but that was the point!!"
Was Jay right?
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>"Pheobe Waller-Bridge wasn't likeable but that was the point!!"
at least he didn't say she was charismatic as hell. He's improving slowly.
I actually think its much worse. It's like saying Han Solo was supposed to be unlikable because he murdered and groped women. Yea those are all scummy things but you still found him charming.
> zoomer thinks that making a move on a woman who obviously has the hots for you is groping
ngmi
agree. Groping is okay when you're chad.
>she was the best part of the movie!
After all this time you still don't understand what charismatic means.
Seems a clear-cut, easy definition to me. Are you fricking moronic?
Isn’t Jay one of those Gen Xers who actively aligns his opinions with the “correct” narrative so he doesn’t get cancelled or come off as “uncool”?
that’s also anybody with a lucrative media career
if you’re a public figure you can’t say things that are objective or true
Yes. As they've spent more time with Hollywood friends, they've become more and more careful about saying the right things.
Yes, for some time now he goes out of his fricking way to mention some moronic woke talking point to cater to terminally online twitter libshits
Like complaining about "brownface" and shit
Jay thinks that the lady who taught Borat how to use the bathroom was racist for doing so. The same Borat who bought a bag of of his own shit at the dinner table. He's a total brainlet.
>isn't Jay one of those movie reviewers who wants to keep getting paid influencer fees to promote movies?
yes
is this why they stopped with nerdcrew episodes?
RLM is now Nerdcrew but unironic so it would be redundant.
he's one of those Gen Xers who's into Xirs
Why doesn't he come out? It's kind of obvious at this point.
>daisy ridley is charismatic as hell!
>lindsey jones is the best part of the movie! shes great!
>Tig Notaro is incredible in this!
>Pheobe waller bridge is the best part by far
Jay has a fetish for hideous and annoying women
Most gay men do.
How do you know?
literally every piece of media has lgbt storylines and 3/4ths of those storylines are about how gays hate lesbians but like ugly normal women who act uppity and sassy.
taylor swift/dua lipa/gaga's careers are all built on pandering to gays.
Also there's some picture of Jay looking cozy next to a big huge troon at some LGBT festival but I'm too lazy to find it
me on the left ;3
Frick I wish I lived near these guys so I could froth up the biggest loogie I possibly could and blast it in this pedophile’s face, what a creep.
>Tig Notaro is incredible in this!
That was true though. Everything else about that movie was boring
>I'd like the David Spade, please.
Cool hair
I dyed my beard dark teal last night 🙂
Isn't she supposed to be the new face of the franchise?
They said the same thing about Mutt 15 years ago.
>the franchise
Yeah, about that...
They're making a new rey trilogy, do you seriously believe they're not going to zombify Indiana Jones regardless if it's profitable or not?
>They called the dog Indiana
>Get an Anglo Saxon woman to take over the lead role
It's going to be a porno isn't it
There goes the cia budget
>he doesn't know about the re-shot ending where she puts on the hat
>phoebe indiana jones story will continue...
i feel like a schizo mentioning this but the whole movie literally feels like it's crescendoing towards that kinda ending and then ends abruptly
>next movie will presumably be set in the 70's if they keep doing this
Literally what is the point of that? It's unrecognisable as part of the same franchise at that point. The first half of the 20th century aesthetic is part of the whole Indiana Jones appeal. Arguably you shouldn't even go past the 30's.
indiana jones is literally loveable rogue archaelogist who flirts with ladies and have shenanigans that end in supernatural happenings(arc/aliens/time travel).
a female indy slots into that trivially. they can even make it extra woke just like star wars.
if you think that isn't the end game you haven't paid attention for the past decade.
I don't know when exactly the era of archaeologists just being allowed to go on crazy adventures around the globe and loot things ended, but I'm sure we're pushing it by the time we get to the 70's.
Plus, everywhere was modernising by that point. There were increasingly fewer strange and exotic lands to explore.
Also, at some point the easy shit has been found and archeologists needed to dig shit out. In the late 19 early 20 century two or three guys could find some banger shit in Egypt, sell to the English museum and make bank. By the 70s, you'd need permits and a whole ass crew to dig shit out of the ground cause all the easy banger shit was picked already.
I'd say the era of the "adventurer archeologist" was about a hundred years maybe from 1800 - 1922/3 or so. Later on it was trivial to map the whole globe and fly around in airplanes.
She was clearly set up to be an butthole character with dubious morals, she wasn't holier than thou/better than Indy/ a mary sue
It was also interesting that she was a horn dog and kept checking out dudes
No, she's meant to be rogueish just like Indy, but a woman. However gay writers and women riddled with penis envy refuse to acknowledge that men and women value different things. The character takes domineering male traits and slaps them onto a woman as if to say
>Oh does this make you mad? Well, it made ME mad when a man did it, so now it's okay for me to do
imagine how much better the movie would have been if her character was actually likable and didn't shit on indy every chance she got
imagine how much better the movie would have been if they hadn't made it in the first place
well, they were never going to do that and you know that
That isnt an excuse to make a shitty annoying character. Thats just bad writing
I heard this said in another review but my problem with her, aside from not being attracted to the actress who absolutely needs to be bangable as frick to even play the kind of character this b***h is trying to be, is that she isn't acting she's performing. She can't fricking WAIT to get those quips out of her face. The ones you know she personally put into the script to make herself sound better.
get a haircut, fruity
DID'YA LOSE A BET OR SOMETHING??
Yes. Girlboss ruined everything and will burn this Bread & Circus to the ground.
The flame of the wagies will rise
I don't know who is worse nowadays. Mike or Jay?
You don't get it, they are just pretending to be chronically depressed sell outs! Space Cop was always supposed to be unfunny dogshit.
Space Cop wasn’t supposed to be serious, it was supposed to be a homage to bad DTV movies like Black Dynamite was to blaxploitation, it just wasn’t fun to watch like Black Dynamite
>Homage to bad DTV movies
It's not a so bad it's good movie. It's just a bad movie. The least funny amateur movie I've ever seen. It's right there with AVGN. Mike has always been afraid of sincerity so he has to hide beneath layers of irony to pretend he didn't really try, to pretend that if he really wanted he could have made kino.
I like them when they're talking about Star Trek. And their Re:View reviews are usually pretty decent. If it's something they have real interest in they can produce something decent. I think they're both pretty burned out, but don't have any other options. I mean, I turned off after like two minutes of watching this review because of how amazingly forced and brittle the intro was.
Soft criticisms overall. They tend to avoid directly evaluating the movie. Rich insists its "okaaaay" with hesitance each time. Apparently RLM is getting more enjoyment out of goyslop than most everyone else. "It's okaaaay.... just cut a whole hour of it and it's okay" yeah sure, Rich.
>I’m the Jayker, Mikey!
>indiana jones is too much of a boring white old man for modern times, they should have killed him off and replaced him with her
Why is Mike like this?
He’s israeli
>no you don't get it, the character is SUPPOSED to be an annoying c**t that ruins the movie!
No, he is not right in the slightest.
No, he’s just too stupid to realise it.
It's the same as Willie in Temple of Doom. She's not a likeable person but is a compelling character.
Then again, I haven't watched Dial yet so I'm not saying she's like that. I'm saying it's what Jay meant.
>It's the same as Willie in Temple of Doom.
Willie only works as unlikable because she's attractive. Call me a simp, but attractive people are "worth" the hassle. The
"likable" rogue archetype is the inverse but works on the same principle. Han Solo is a likable groper but only when he's attractive.
>watching RLM in the year 2023
Jack is my favorite, grew up on a farm with a bunch of cats and is the only one that's married with children. He even made cute, funny little videos for his kids to enjoy and got them to be in some of the RLM stuff. He was there from the beginning and even got killed off in HitB so yeah idk I feel like that's such a contrarian opinion around here but frick it.
oh also he's the one that made the Frickbot 5000 lol
Jack is my favorite 4th chair
>read this post
>hmmm maybe I was a little to judgmental on Jack
>decided to watch some jack content
>watch one of his escapist videos
>immediately remember why I don't like this guy
>start remembering his view on guns and how he wants some universal internet ID's
>remember his insufferable nitpick takes that are all contrived if not flat out false
Yeah Jack is shit I would take Beard fat over Jack any day and not amount of le heckin wholesome life outside of RLM will convince me otherwise.
why are people in these threads so obsessed with having kids? every thread people are harping on them for not having any like they've ever touched a woman in their lives.
Nice numbers 🙂
anyway, I don't want them to have kids, they can't go through all that shit and then stop making new content for me to enjoy. I want them to barely want to exist so that utter disdain for life remains true on camera.
Jack has his kids and wife to take care of and Rich got married and where did Pre-Rec go? so they bring in their other friends like Tim, who have the time to join in on the misery.
God I love RedLetterMisery, I hope they never change.
Dude rapes his kids I can’t even stand to see a pic of this guy but you enjoy hearing him talk? I heard him go off on this rant about trannies one time
>red letter media?
and it made me wanna fricking puke. If I saw this guy in real life I’d probably kick his ass.
I’m only subscribed to see them make fun of shitty obscure VHS tapes in Botw and Wotw. They are total fricking midwits when they try to be analytical and serious.
this homosexual hates women and genuinely only likes movies where women are villains.
>Jay forced Mike to stop using the official RLM twitter account as his personal account after this huge mistake
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/182018452/#182018526
>Was *scum sucking pedo millennial leftist* right?
No.
How/why is Jay a pedo now? Haven't watched any rlm since "she was charismatic as hell," because they immediately after became aggressively unfunny and just spouted shitty opinions all the time.
I see him at an LGBT film festival. What kind of normal person who doesn’t wanna diddle little boys in a dress would go there?
What's with the hair? Is he transitioning?
soon
I hope the frick not... that little twink needs to start lifting or something
FRICK JAY PLEASE DONT
FRICK!
>>"Jay wasn't likeable but that was the point!!"
Why are they so afraid to just give a harshly negative review now? They used to do it all the time. Now they have to say it's "ok" when you can tell they hate it.
They shat all over Fool's Paradise a couple of weeks ago
So they won't be lumped in with all the other YouTube reviewer channels that hate the garbage that deserves to be hated but are politically incorrect
There aren't that many new movies out that are entertaining to talk about and also unfathomably bad, and they probably don't want to get lumped in with all the other YT people who do "THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE" every time they watch a basic 5/10 movie.
They got big and they started to mingle with the industry.
Same thing happens with actors & directors who work on objectively bad movies.
You're still not allowed to talk shit about it because some gay producer will get butthurt and they'll withhold funding on your next project or something.
That's why there's movie trivia where "Even the director/producer admits the movie is bad"
RLM is on the take
I mean, whether you thought the movie was good or not, I thought it was pretty obvious that Helena was supposed to be a c**t in-universe. I kept waiting for the sympathetic reveal where she explains she's fricking with Indy because she blames him for her father going insane, but that never happened, and she really was just a money-grubbing pain in the ass.
Which of these old Youtubers do you remember besides RLM?
These days we need Navgtr more than ever
>Wait, it's all homosexual garbage?
>Always has been.
I remember around half of them but most of them couldn't gracefully fade into obscurity and instead got involved in some sort of scandal or became increasingly desperate and cringe
This isn't a starter pack this is just all of them
Longshot - anyone remember a youtube guy named TolstoyKafkaEvsky? I used to watch him when I was in like middle/early high school in the mid-late 00's. Had a respectable sized viewer base where he did reviews of video game junk, figs, airsoft, knives, and pretty much anything a kid would be into during that time. Looking back the guy was kind of a fricking loser and last I checked just uploaded drunken livestreams to like 10 viewers and deleted the bulk of his vids lol.
YMS is the only one I was subbed to and I unsubbed in like 2016 after i found out he wants to frick lions
this list is fricking shit, at least a fifth of these guys were completely obscure and irrelevant and only got popular after 2015
Like Pyro was still doing fricking montage parodies in 2015
the list is NOT zoomer approved
Does anyone have the full greentext leak with the original ending where she replaced Indy in all his adventures and ended up as the new Indy?
>literally the only likable one of the RLM crew
At least AIDSmoby has some unintentionally funny moments. The rest of these guys just suck.
>the character is annoying deliberately so it's okay
no. if a character is so annoying that i am having a bad time it's not okay in most movies unless it's some weird artgay shit where they intend to ruin your day and that's the whole point of a movie. i don't like hate watching any character. there's enough shitty and annoying people in real life. you can show someone is a dick without going overboard and inserting them being annoying every chance you can get
>this character was shit on purpose, so that means they're good
getting really tired of this moronic argument
Why does he have long hair? Covid is over Jay, you can go to the barber
He looks pretty good with longer hair IMHO
No homosexual btw
>Days without RLM defending goyslop: 0
how dumb is Jay