>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
How the frick would you even say that in live action, no wonder no one makes lovecraftian kinos

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHH A FOREIGN LANGUAGE Black personMAN SAVE ME

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can have Lovecraft inspired.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Carpenter is the filmmaker who better understood Lovecraft and his Apocalypse Trilogy is the proof of it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Lovecraft had Tourets Syndrome.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he said the Cth part was supposed to be very gutteral, like a swallowing noise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His letters to friends was when he explained that, in his mind, the word "C'thulu" was meant to be pronounced as a single syllable as if it were being choked or coughed. But that's also just one word and it was used as a title, he wasn't really interested in actual linguistics or trying to make things into a coherent syntax that people could piece together.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 syllables, khlul-hloo

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t be any worse than Brad Pitts Irish accent.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Devil's Own, yeah?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just have them speak Chinese

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Parts of Lovecraftian mythos are dank but none of it is very good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >none of it is very good
      >Shadow Over Innsmouth
      >Music of Erich Zann
      >Mountains of Madness
      >Rats in the Walls
      >Pickman's Model
      >Colour Out of Space
      Read more than spooky Tentacle Monster.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That hotel chase in Innsmouth is some of the most intense shit I've ever read.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shadow Over Innsmouth
        >Mountains of Madness
        I've read these. Awesome stories.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good choice.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pickman’s Model is the first creepypasta lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          way back (probably long enough that most anons won't remember) there was a running meme about what if HPL was now and him as a millennial Cinemaphile shitposter.
          >Pickman’s Model is the first creepypasta
          fits right in there

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            By the way certain Boston houses really do have tunnels which connnect to smugglers' beaches and graveyards, that's 100% real.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Rats in the Walls
        This one genuinely surprised me.
        Lovecraft is good at build-up, holy shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the temple.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath too. Really nice fantasy story

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My homie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath too. Really nice fantasy story

            brothers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ending was so kino.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shadow is neat but has a silly ending.
        Music is whatever.
        Mountains of Madness is 10/10.
        Rats in the Walls is unremarkable.
        Pickman's Model is cute but as the other Anon said, reads too much like a creepypasta for me to genuinely enjoy it these days.
        Colour is one of the grossest stories I've ever read. It's not 'scary' so much as it is sad and disgusting. These are compliments though.

        I like Horror at Red Hook; Herbert West; cats of Ulthar; and that one where a guy goes into/beneath the pyramids and sees what he thinks is a creature before realizing it's actually just the hand/fingers of a creature.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Music is whatever.
          Opinion discarded

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Music is whatever.
          kys

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Music is whatever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Colour Out of Space is the best thing Lovecraft ever wrote and the Cage movie about it is fairly decent.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot The Shadow Out of Time

        Shadow is neat but has a silly ending.
        Music is whatever.
        Mountains of Madness is 10/10.
        Rats in the Walls is unremarkable.
        Pickman's Model is cute but as the other Anon said, reads too much like a creepypasta for me to genuinely enjoy it these days.
        Colour is one of the grossest stories I've ever read. It's not 'scary' so much as it is sad and disgusting. These are compliments though.

        I like Horror at Red Hook; Herbert West; Cats of Ulthar; and that one where a guy goes into/beneath the pyramids and sees what he thinks is a creature before realizing it's actually just the hand/fingers of a creature.

        >where a guy goes into/beneath the pyramids
        That one is great. Its called The Nameless City

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Case of Charles Dexter Ward. Long, but great.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And
        Memory
        Nyarlyathotep
        Paris
        What the Moon Brings
        The one about the Greek painters
        DQOUK
        The Walls of Eryx
        The Mound

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paris*
          *Polaris

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is though. It's good at a level where it's impossible to imprint his ideas on to film media. remember that actual good writers and directors have tried for what is now generations. They have ALL failed. Also his cat was cool. I have a black one called King Kang.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you think the vet or vet reception would react to a cat called Black person man, do you think they'd try to avoid saying it? Would they make a fuss? Would they just act like it was any other silly pet name?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heh, good question. I don't think it would lead to good treatment, put it that way. To normies my cat is called KK. There is zero point turning a vet against you when your cat is dying. So if your cat is called Black personman, tell the vet his name is Manny.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poor cat won't respond to being called the wrong name.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cats respond to sound and intent. When you look at a cat and call them they know. You can call them random names and it will be much the same. Now if they sound the same, in KK's case the hard K. He'll still know even if you don't look at him. Meanwhile he'll ignore sounds with different sibilants, like pspspspspspsps. He won't give a shit. Anyway, Manny has the strong M sound. The cat will still know unless it's moronic. It's similar enough as far as a cat brain goes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I call my cat a furred Black person sometimes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was on the fence about lovecraft until I read all of his works.
      He's actually extremely talented and influential

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually read *all* of his works it's impressive how much better he got after the first few stories. His first couple are BAD. Like they were written by a hack trying to do a Lovercraft impression..

        Thankfully they're not included in most collections because the gap in quality is jarring. He kept doing the exact same shtick but all the pieces suddenly clicked somehow.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weren't his early works like some guy who found out he is monke and some old man who traps people in the jar? Lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >found out he is monke
            That was based on a true story, he found out he was part Welsh.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reasonable response honestly.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          meme, his early stories are good, Dagon is one of the best things he ever wrote

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy gets it.
            Better than CoC.quick and to the point

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          many of his works were just practice exercises in writing and never meant to be released his estate or his israelite wife/business partner released them post death iirc

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lovecraft was extremely self-critical of his writing. If he had had his way, we probably wouldn't have some of his best stuff like The Case of Charles Dexter Ward.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              well that should be up to him now shouldnt it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe. I still want to see the movies that George lucas makes for just him and his friends though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I phrased my post the wrong way. I don't think that Lovecraft was ever against his stuff being published, it's more that he would sometimes just give up on trying to publish it after one or two rejections and he would stuff it in his drawer or something. So it's not that his friends went against his will by publishing it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He hated Reanimator and only wrote it for the money

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was gonna say that sucks to hear, though probably doesn't matter much when it comes to the movie, and how great the theme is https://youtu.be/UlU1LRR2-Es

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >never meant to be released his estate or his israelite wife/business partner released them post death iirc

            August Derleth basically saved Lovecraft from complete obscurity.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That man is a hero. Virgil asked for his work to be burned after his death, humanity didn't listen then either. Sometimes we must protect the work from its creator.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually read *all* of his works it's impressive how much better he got after the first few stories. His first couple are BAD. Like they were written by a hack trying to do a Lovercraft impression..

        Thankfully they're not included in most collections because the gap in quality is jarring. He kept doing the exact same shtick but all the pieces suddenly clicked somehow.

        I'm halfway through. Part of the appeal is seeing an influential author improve. Early stuff is competent but dry and I don't understand his fame. I push through with effort. At 1/3 in, it begins to become a page turner. I'm now a bit over halfway through right now and understand the appeal. Dude became a unique author. I love how the (now) anachronistic use of language gives the stories that dreamy element.

        What's the one about the guy who's a book collector? I think the guy he gets the book off was an alien another planet, but they had a proper society.

        Must be from one of the second half of stories of picrel, if that helps you at all.

        My friend, I have some good news for you:
        https://archive.org/details/the-haunted-palace

        Oh hell yeah. Thanks!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're welcome. It's easy to miss because the director, Roger Corman was known for Poe adaptations (which are also worth watching fwiw) and either he or the studio thought that a story by a comparatively unknown up-and-comer like Lovecraft wouldn't do as well. Corman liked the story a lot though and wanted to adapt it so they settled on just taking a completely unrelated name from a Poe poem and then just adapting the Lovecraft story.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Much of the best stuff comes about as somebody's passion project, disregarding commercial appeal. Especially true of film.

            >I love how the (now) anachronistic use of language gives the stories that dreamy element.
            You should check out Thomas Ligotti. To me he's the spiritual successor to Lovecraft. He takes HPL's themes of existential terror to a new level, and also writes in a similar dreamy, gothic prose that really elevates the atmosphere in his stories.

            Added to my reading list. He is well spoken of.

            many of his works were just practice exercises in writing and never meant to be released his estate or his israelite wife/business partner released them post death iirc

            That may be a cynical take. According to the introduction of collected works, Lovecraft had done nothing to preserve or monetize his work at time of death. Two acquaintance writers founded Arkham House to collect his material and publish it. I get the impression that he might have been easily forgotten by history, being a loner who died young and without family, if not for their efforts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I love how the (now) anachronistic use of language gives the stories that dreamy element.
          You should check out Thomas Ligotti. To me he's the spiritual successor to Lovecraft. He takes HPL's themes of existential terror to a new level, and also writes in a similar dreamy, gothic prose that really elevates the atmosphere in his stories.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His prose can be daunting sometimes but only if you're an illiterate zoomer. And he has some fricking awesome ones
      >Shadow out of time
      >Whisper in the darkness(spoopy brain stealing surgeon fungus crabs)
      >Pickman's model
      >The music of Eric zhan
      >The color out of space(comet lands in old farmers back yard and shenanigans ensue)
      >Dreams in the witch house(narrator spends the night in a house of woman accused of being witch for doing the crime of MATH! Not only may she not be dead but it turns out maybe she was doing math too!)
      >At the mountains of madness

      I still can't get into any of the dream quest shit though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I still can't get into any of the dream quest shit though.
        Imo try starting with these stories to ease your way into the Dream Cycle:
        The Cats of Ulthar
        The Doom That Came to Sarnath
        Celephaïs
        They're not especially long, and are good fantasy stories that don't require much involvement. Cats of Ulthar is my favorite

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was mocking africans, Black folk, if you will

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would love a ryan gostling kino in a Lovecraftian setting

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finns could probably manage.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    %3D%3D

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're words from a language not spoken with human mouths, it's going to be gutteral and weird.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Danforth see, bros? I need to know.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black person_(dog)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >article protected due to repeated vandalism
      Kek. Glad to see my ip address is blocked on there.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be welsh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iä iä Cthulhu fhtagn, of course

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick would you even say that in live action
    u literally cant it wasnt written for human tongues

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet Ben Burtt would have been able to make something pretty good. Using some mixture of voice and animal sounds.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask the Welsh
    frickin hicks

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pee hing loo mee low nawf ka thoo loo rah lay wee ga nagel fuh tawn

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    'The Case of Charles Dexter Ward' would make for an amazing film. Obsession and forbidden knowledge, arrogance and mistakes made in meddling with things beyond control. It's not very complicated and doesn't rely on the mythos. Most of it takes place in two locations.

    In a better fork of the timeline they've made this kino already.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the one about the guy who's a book collector? I think the guy he gets the book off was an alien another planet, but they had a proper society.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friend, I have some good news for you:
      https://archive.org/details/the-haunted-palace

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hurr how do you heckin respond without sounding... LE MAD?? durr hurr
    shut the frick up

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The music of Erich Zann is his best story in my opinion, but I'm a musician myself so I'm biased.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having read Lovecraft's words on pronouncing Cthulhu, I would do it something like this I think:
    https://voca.ro/1mAh09c1ibdg

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's CAS for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent taste

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon. Makes me feel a little bit better about the embarrassing amount of money I spent on the collected works hardback editions

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read his poetry too its worth a look if you like his fiction.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who isn't a moronic anglo can pronounce this

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not so tough anymore mr. English as first language huh?
    That shit is easy to say for anyone with even a little bit of linguistic intelligence.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was Black personman so scared of Welsh?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >casually makes the best Lovecraftian film

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ryan Gosling as Lovecraft

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which eldritch language do I have to learn to find the fishy people?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      English, unironically. But you pretty much HAVE to be some fat old boomer from New England. That's the trade off.
      Fish ladies are built for BBC (big boomer wiener)

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jobs to a dog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still the creepiest lovecraft creation

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bit problematic starting a thread about Lovecraft now that we know he was a racist, don't you think?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Welsh and i thought that was Welsh at first glance

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread autosaging?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it isn't a paid Disney shill thread

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