Phyllis : There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour. Walter Neff : How fast was I going, officer?

Phyllis : There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter Neff : How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis : I'd say around ninety.
Walter Neff : Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis : Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter Neff : Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis : Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter Neff : Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis : Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Walter Neff : That tears it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they don't write em like they used to

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Entire script is one zinger after another. Classic movie is classic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Most acutely, the femme fatale is an emblem of whiteness that has fallen from its perch of power into the morass and complications of a racialized darkness that speaks as much to the fear of women in control of their own destinies as it does to a fear specifically of the kind of wanton sexuality and boundary breaking that white America associates with women of color, particularly Black women. So when, in the closing moments of her arc, Phyllis is drenched in darkness, transforming the living room where she first met Walter, it’s evident that this darkness isn’t just a physical reality but a spiritual one. It’s a darkness that marks her as other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced no one reads this shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I often read Criterion essays after finishing a movie because sometimes they can be illuminating. Other times it's woke schizophrenia like this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Has any female blogger written anything illuminating ever?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the femme fatale
      This is nothing more than a feminist retcon of history. Walter Neff didn't fall for this b***h. The purposely did her up to look as phoney, cheap and crass as possible. What really happens is he sees what Keyes is like, and by extension what the rest of his life will probably look like, he has an existential crisis and decides to go for the big time. Cooming in a married broad was just a naughty primer for him to commit to doing something he had been thinking about for a long time, in his own words.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This and the fact the feminist blogger glosses over this to babble about white supremacy (lol) shows that she has never watched the movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I got the exact same lecture about Double Indemnity in college (minus the kween bullshit) and I've been pissed off ever since.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Luckily for me when I watched it in cinema studies back in 2007 there was not a mention of race and my professor was as liberal as you could be at the time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              LOOK AT THE FRICKING GUY ON CRUTCHES DIDN'T YA KNOW THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A VISUAL METAPHOR THAT HIS MASCULINITY HAS BEEN INJURED BY THE TERRIFYING FEMALE ESSENCE WHICH IS OTHERED AND OPPRESSED. IT'S AN ACT OF VENGENCE AGAINST THE FEMININE ARCHETYPE FOR HER PERCIEVED INJURIOUS NATURE WHEN REALLY IT'S JUST A PROJECTION OF HIS OWN MASCULINE INADEQUACY. NO IT'S DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENS LATER IN THE MOVIE THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO WATCH AND WHICH ALSO UNDERMINES THE GUYS ENTIRE FRICKING PLAN SO IT'S SORT OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. DEFINITELY NOT IT'S PATRIARCHY SHIT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watching the film for the first time I was surprised that he was pretty scummy right from the start. I assumed he was going to be a “nice guy” (sap) who gets trapped by her female powers.
        I guess it’s because I know Fred mostly from My Two Dads and he’s pretty nice in that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Brooklyn. Some people talk like this but don't worry, they're seen as fricking weirdos and nobody bothers to listen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"fookiiiin...The misapprehension about gender performativity is this: that gender is a fookin choice, or that gender is a muddafookin role, or that gender is a fugazi that one puts on, as one puts on clothes in the morning, that there is a 'one' who is prior to this gender, a one who goes to the wardrobe of gender and decides with deliberation to fuggedabout which gender it will fookin be today."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They all moved to Long Island and Staten Island, but I kind of miss them over the Midwesterners. You could tell who was born here based on how slow they fricking walk.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did audiences get dumber or did Hollywood writers ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both. there will never be another Billy Wilder or Raymond Chandler. and even if they existed, they would probably die as pennyless, niche artists.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s the guy from absent minded professor?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a film noir femme fatale gf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      commit an act so heinous they'll ship you to the gas chamber for sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you haven't watched much film noir, have you?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really good movie. I will watch pretty much anything with Edwin G. Robinson

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Edwin G. Robinson
      my little man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, and based

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this movie. Seriously, the idea that any man would throw their life away for that hag barbara stanwyck is laughable and ruins the suspension of disbelief.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cry Danger 1951
    Gun Crazy 1950
    His Kind of Woman 1951
    Kiss Me Deadly 1955
    Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye 1950
    Laura 1944
    Le Deuxième Souffle 1966
    Le Samouraï 1967
    Murder My Sweet 1944
    Out of the Past 1947
    Panique 1946
    Pickup on South Street 1953
    Ride the Pink Horse 1947
    The Asphalt Jungle 1950
    The Big Heat 1953
    The Big Sleep (pre release)
    The Killers 1946
    The Killing 1956
    The Maltese Falcon 1941
    This Gun for Hire 1942
    Where the Sidewalk Ends 1950

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This era of cinema is never coming back

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's RiCHAD Widmark

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        best scene in the movie is pic related.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey if anyone has any large format images of noir movie posters suitable for framing post 'em up. I got this one on my wall.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cool poster. shame about the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey if anyone has any large format images of noir movie posters suitable for framing post 'em up. I got this one on my wall.

      best scene in the movie is pic related.

      For me, it's RiCHAD Widmark

      Gotta go to bed but have some you's based man of culture

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You too anon

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wilder is the GOAT screenwriter. Sunset Boulevard, Some Like It Hot, and The Apartment are all perfect films.

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