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+ 1 for Saddam (where is he hiding?)
Mine
saddam, is that you? How's things?
Your jail cell, sir.
They complain about this?
Yes, one prisoner even started a lawsuit a few years ago complaining that he had a PlayStation 2 instead of a newer model game console.
That was /ourguy/ Breivik, the Chad of all pest exterminators
Very good, I presume my state mandated GF is late?
Why do they give em hotel rooms? A place like this would be $2k a month in America
Remember your taxes pay for that btw
Taking away the hope of a person and crushing their dignity doesn't send functional people that we want to live among back into the world.
I don't want the Black male to have hope
These aren't Amerimutts, these are Evropeans, so have to be treated with a minimum amount of decency.
Exactly. Can't have them wanting to get out when Muhammad and M'Benga are supposed to blanda up with their females.
No PC?
No he's White.
>implying whites dont need a pc to perform computations becasue theyre so intelligent
its for gaming you dip
>commit white collar crime
>get sentenced to neetdom
>Norwegian
>white collar crime
Why would he want to play no games?
he does, which is why he also demanded a new pc. the bluraystation is for movies.
Homeless guys commit stupid crimes here to spend a night in a cell and jails are horrifying. How is this not a huge problem in Norway?
There are very few if any homeless people.
No homeless people lol, it's a 1st world country
The homeless are very rare in functioning nations with functioning civil programs. It would also be very hard to be homeless in a Norwegian winter, so any homeless aren't homeless for very long, one way or the other
you'd need a huge homelessness problem for that to be a huge problem.
also, worst case the cops will have you sitting in the drunk cell for the night, i assume even homeless would prefer sleeping anywhere else.
Norway gives enough gibs for an apartment, food, clothing and even some leftover money for weed when you're unemployed.
Most of the crimes committed are crimes of passion, higher level frauds or just immigrants.
There's no reason to rob convenience stores and be homeless just to survive everyday life.
The vast majority of homeless people in America are either junkies or insane people (or both). They are allowed on the streets to create a constant state of chaos in urban areas in order to suit ~~*their*~~ interests.
i live in Oslo, the biggest city of Norway, and the only real homeless people I see here are romani gypsies, and I fricking hate them. Since they tend to avoid police theres probably no advantages in prison for them, cause if it was they'd be first in line to exploit it. I fricking hate gypsies btw. Walking home at night I've seen scores of them sleeping under highway bridges, another time a pair dove out in front of me from some bushes where they had their camp, like a pair of garden gnomes or something. Another time I saw a corpulent older gypsy basically take a bath using the tiny sink next to the bottle recycler in the middle of a supermarket, which was baffling, not because there was a well equipped public bathroom about five meters outside the store, but because it was a gypsy practicing any form of hygiene. Oh, and just to make it clear, I fricking hate gypsies.
>real homeless people I see here are romani gypsies
They're not homeless, just pretending to be so they'll get money they can take home to their ring leader.
do they get welfare at all? many of them are entirely paperless from what I've heard
You don't get welfare without being in the system, no.
they have a functional country, so the homeless are few and far between
and also they don't act like feral morons
Too cold for the homeless.
>Jaime pull up those ethnicity population graphs between the US and Norway
>The american learns that homeless people isnt a problem in every country
i hope this is bait
>the worldie stays obsessed with America 24/7 while America doesn't care if he exists or not
completely believable
knausgaard, brevik and varg served time in an ikea showroom
If no one would try to fiddle with my rear pipe that looks pretty comfy.
>that's not an average jail cell
>there's not a huge prison industry so judges have to actually consider whether imprisonment is the best solution in the first place
The way liberals always spoke of "the private prison industry" I grew up thinking it was everywhere. Come to find out, less than half the country uses private prisons and they only make up 8% of all prisoners held. Why are lefties that butthurt about something that irrelevant?
I dunno, the same lefties wanna give terrorists sofas and gaming consoles
>them libruls!
dont you ever get tired?
Give me my good economy back that you stomped out and I'll stop proselytizing how much I dislike your existence. You won't, so I won't.
Exhaustion does not stop a good man from fighting evil (liberals are evil).
anytime such a niche and specific thing like that is regurgitated your bullshit meter should go off because it almost always is. acting like a government entity doesn't try to bloat and balloon its budget up as large as possible given the chance and only a "for profit" would milk something like this is amazingly naive anyway
Public prisons still contract with for-profit contractors to provide the goods and be provided the prison labor.
That's cool but I rather spend my time with my bros.
meditated upon the odor
>want to brap to cheer up your hue bros
>hammock snaps due to inferior Brazilian textiles
>3 huemonkeys die of blunt force trauma as you fall on top of them
>Those views
If my country had those prisons there would be, at the very least, 3 people dead today
>only ps2
>no ps3
I would literally kms
The ps2 has a far better library than the ps3 what u on?
What was breivik on
homie really needs to know what happens in mgs4 and I dont blame him
Bigger than my college dorm room.
>You have been sentenced to 20 years of PS2 in a studio apartment
>This is Norways harshest punishment
that's nicer than my room
Looks like a room I had for a month in tokyo
Nice than my last apartment, and any dorm ive had
How long could you last in a Scandi jail, bros?
>Americans think prison is about punishment insread of rehabilitation
>90% of all prisoners that get free go to jail again
>moron free speech tourists thinks you can rehabilitate Black folk and aztecs
This is why Chang and Vlad will steamroll your shithole country after America fricks off and Muhammad and M'Benga are done impregnating your women.
>space
Chang and Vlad are actually doing a lot worse tho.
Yeah. Sure.
Haha that dudes “you’re full of shit” expression. I feel like that’s what the American left needs. A good old fashioned mocking.
I can barely afford a room much shittier than this in my country
>3 kinos
no thanks OP, i only need the one to keep me satisfied https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistics_(film)
>immovable concrete desk and stool
Was this just spaced out for people of average stature?
Even thats too considerate for scum
>they specifically design it for midgets
>everyone even slightly bigger than them has to scrape their legs profusely to sit down at the desk.
This is a supermax security prison anon, everything is concrete and ahit because they're the highest of scum. Regular prisons don't have that. Please don't tell me you want serial child rapists to be comfortable
im pretty sure serial child rapists dont get supermax, big drug dealers maybe
I think they should all be given a computer that can only access pixiv.
Every human deserves human dignity and compassion
>Every human deserves human dignity and compassion
OK go on YouTube for me and liste n to the short clip of the toolbox killer tapes and then come back and tell me you think those 2 deserve human "compassion and dignity" when they gave none for their victims
Absolutely deranged
>toolbox killer guys almost got away with it because it took until the last minute to play the tapes in front of the jury
Humane people don't respond to wanton cruelty by looking for opportunities to be cruel themselves under color or authority. The sort of people that conceive of and enforce that torture chamber are the same breed as any other nasty and vicious killer. There is no purpose served by this kind of cruelty. Put them to death or let them live as men.
Their victims never got the privilege of a quick death. Why should they?
Because we recognize right from wrong. Why should they be in jail for torturing people when you apparently support torture so long as the torturer is wearing a uniform and making a wage? Is it wrong or isn't it?
Although I largely agree with you, I don't think that supporting torture but only for really morally corrupt people displaying no regret is some kind of impossible cognitive dissonance position to hold.
I could see "let the family/those directly affected torture them", maybe. The impersonal state has no business torturing citizens.
Because I said so, and I'm the arbiter, with exclusive imperium. Settled.
>serial child rapists
>supermax
These prisons are for gang members, spies and terrorists, people who could realistically still be pose a threat to the status quo if they had any contact with the outside world.
It's not this hellish as a punishment, it's all for security purposes. The actual worst criminals (rapists, murderers, pedos) live in luxury compared to this. Especially pedos who get their own wing so they don't even suffer the ordinary prison violence.
I want serial child rapists to be comfortable <3 uwu
>everyone in prison is a serial child rapist
Pic related is one of the only serial child rapists to reach prison and we know how that turned out.
Everyone in prison is a mentally ill fatherless poorgay.
is that your dad?
Adoptive
He made me *call* him daddy if that's what you mean...
in prison is a serial child rapist
Where did I say that? Hint: I didn't, anywhere.
>toilet is the water fountain
They can't be serious.
Anyways I'd take the fan cut of the PT and OT in one long movie, the LOTR supercut, and The Last Samurai
Anon the fountain and sink is on top of the toilet.
>We're gonna hang you in a few weeks but you can learn basketweaving on CCTV.
Kind of funny.
That diagram is shite, here's what it looks like
I would take the lotr trilogy
The cement column stool is the nastiest detail
>no back support
>can't tuck it in
Your posture would be so fricked sitting at that desk, not only would you be trapped in a box but you'd be trapped in there with constant back pain.
I assume most inmates sit on their beds with their back to the wall.
Looks comfy but where's the TV?
>um, officer? i was promised a flatscreen tv with my choice of kino?
>GET IN THERE OR I'L SHOVE THIS BATON UP YOUR ASS
>OR I'L SHOVE THIS BATON UP YOUR ASS
*spreads cheeks* oh no officer, not the baton up my ass!
cant you just smash your head to bits on the concrete?
Easier said than done. Most successful suicide methods need to work in a split second so all it takes is a moment of courage, or they need to take measures against regret, like a noose with nothing nearby. The human impulse to not die is really, really strong, the number of people who can just decide to smash their own skull until death is going to be small or non-existent
You have to have severe, severe, unique psychosis to do that. Think of the "Caution, Hot Coffee!" phenomenon. Remember that everything in that cell has been redesigned and redesigned over decades and decades, each update accommodating and controlling for all the shit people actually get up to in these situations. If there's concrete corners and hard surfaces everywhere still, it means it's no one is bashing themselves to pieces on them.
they don't really care if average prisoners commit suicide.
suicide watch is for important political prisoners or those who have information..
I get my own private shower? Nice. I thought I'd have to shower with a bunch of other men.
You'll miss the touch of Bubba and Tyrone after 40 years with no human contact
Is that a dick shower? It's like three feet tall. Where does it drain? I would keep my shits and toss one at the guards anytime they opened it until they agreed to treat me a little better
Yeah it's a dick shower.
I take it the guards are the recipients of the showing?
>tfw not even in supermax can you escape penis inspection day
Just like your mom
How is this not the cruelest punishment in history?
It's like being buried alive but you're kept alive longer to prolong your suffering. Even being tortured to death or burnt at the stake ends fairly quickly. This is like trying to simulate hell.
They deserve it
that's the point. these cells are reserved for killers and terrorists who already have multiple life sentences and have nothing to lose by killing guards or other prisoners.
if they're alive in a privately owned prison then the prison gets money for keeping the prisoner and his only concern is making sure the prisoner doesn't cause problems
If someone requires that level of security, maybe we should either kill them, or hire braver guards to treat them like men who made mistakes. This is factory farming for mankind, and the sheer cruelty of it and the fact that it's being done by "us"/the government is really horrific. This nation has lost it's soul.
Good lord zoomers are crazed, do you not realise the level of serial killers that are housed in these places?
I do. I also realize they're human beings, and that torturing them in this manner accomplishes exactly nothing. The sort of person who enjoys inflicting this kind of torment upon others is the same creature as that serial killer, with the volume turned lower.
American jails have never been kind to high offenders so your comment about the nation losing its soul is pure hysterics. It never had one by your logic
This is a degree of cruelty towards guilty men that the nation simply didn't engage in for most of its history. These men would have been quickly hanged or shot in most eras, not tortured for decades.
they want you to kys so they don't have to deal with all the bureaucracy and paperwork
Half the design is to keep you from killing yourself so you can suffer more
Its just still funny to me you want them to have better living conditions when they'd rape or maim you as a thank you. These people aren't gonna send you a blessing, there's a reason they're there
My compassion for my fellows isn't transactional, I don't show compassion so that I might receive it in turn. I show compassion because this is how humans should behave towards one another.
I feel your compassion would soon change were a loved one of yours victim to the acts that put someone in here
It might, which is why we need to collectively practice compassion rather than millions making irrational and inhumane policy in accomodation of one man's emotional moment
NTA but I agree with you. How would you feel if someone brutally raped, killed and tortured everyone you ever loved. I suppose that's the trickiest part about whether someone "deserves" treatment like that. El Chapo was responsible for untold amounts of horror. Should he suffer for the rest of his life because he destroyed the lives of thousands?
oh shit sorry anon. meant to quote
No, he should simply be hanged. There's no victory in becoming a nation of soulless ghouls that engage in increasingly ridiculous tortures of guilty men.
Torture is the most trad value. The less a society tortures people the more degenerate it is
Torture is degenerate, a vandalization of mankind to depict a savage animal. Civilization behaves in a civilized, orderly, and dispassionate manner. Those men who will eventually be returned into society should be housed in such a way that they are not tormented into an even worse monster. Those men who can never be returned should be quickly executed in a way that accomplishes their death without undue emphasis on pain or torment for the sake of would-be serial killers wearing a uniform.
Suffering brings us closer to God. Torture induces suffering. Ergo torture is godly.
You only oppose it because your criminal nature makes you fear you will be on the receiving end of it. Maybe the thumbscrew will get a quick confession out of you?
lol fricking wow. you're fricked in the head.
This is meme poisoning, not reality. There is nothing Godly about causing suffering for your own enjoyment under the guise of justice.
Maybe you should smash your own dick with a hammer until you see jesus, you moronic Black person
I don't have it anymore
See, you resort instantly to blapshemy (proving you're rebelling against God and therefore all that is good) and threaten me with violence like the criminal thug you are.
So it is with everyone who opposes torture and wants to improve prison conditions. You know you belong there and deserve what's coming, so you try to make your punishment lesser.
>blapshemy
Oh an illiterate israelite. This is coming together now. You can't be reached. You're an NPC. Good luck with that mate. Sorry about your penis.
calm down israelite
The (JYou) cries out in dubs as he strikes you.
you are not fooling anyone israelite
I'm not attempting to so, I'm winning.
at least you are mask off israelite
There's no "mask", I don't need to hide anything, I'm not israeli. You're mad that I called OUT the israelite, for whatever small-dicked reason, and you're playing games that are beneath me. You just look desperate.
you are mad that your israelite tactic has been exposed. Now you try to hide behind right wing persona that you crafted here but no one is falling for it israelite.
>watches Martyrs once
>So says anon who has never been tortured
t. honduran/guatemelan/colombian third worlder
moronic, even the inquisition came into effect to stop kings and lords to torture their moronic peasants to death over the hint of any heretical thinking.
You're the reason why we have a commandment for not murdering people.
Why are christcucks like this?
Another day, another win for Islam tbh
>embraced first cousin marriage
>inbred and moronic as frick
Yeah, Islam is the bomb
Someone's caused you a lot of pain, probably more than one person, and I'm not using that against you, it's happened to me too. But you can't let that make you evil.
Your guilty conscience gives you away. Throughout the millennia civilized nations have come up with many ways to inflict pain on those who would break social order like you two. The human body can survive more damage than you believe, but in a just world you'd get to explore the limits of your bodies in a dungeon before being hauled to your righteous sentence, hanging in a cage for all to see and mock and throw stones and feces at.
It sounds like you think you need to be punished, or want to do things that you want to make sure society would punish you for doing, in order to help you hold yourself back.
No, I want society to be a safe place and for law-abiding citizens to not live in fear. Criminals should live in fear. Constantly.
No criminal lives in fear of the consequences, they all think they'll get away with it
Yes, I know. That's the problem. That's why they should be tortured. Prison should be the most horrible experience a human being can be made to endure.
OK israelite
Because you enjoy being evil. We all see this.
>you're evil if you want criminals to be punished
This is what liberalism has done. It's turned up down and black into white.
No, you're evil because you are gleefully cheering on the torture of another human being.
I find it far more evil that you have no respect for dozens killed yet want the killer to have a fricking pillow.
>you have no respect for dozens killed
This is the position of no one (zero people) in this thread.
Again, no one but the guilty conscience in your head is saying this. moron.
I'm all for executing the prisoners, but torturing them is just inhumane. I find it very telling that your only argument is fighting a strawman that no one in this thread actually believes.
>n-nooo not the heckin' criminalirinos! they're heckin' good boys don't make them uncomfortable they should get a 5-star hotel experience for rape and armed robbery
Disgusting.
I'm further to the right than you. Also
>you're evil if you want criminals to be punished
is nowhere near even being in sight of my position. When you have to misrepresent someone this badly (assuming, and I'm being generous here, that you're not just so moronic that this is actually what you think you read) you know your own position is fricking weak. Like you. You're weak. No emotional discipline.
You're not a good person. You should fear.
>Losing the argument
>Decide to larp as a trad christian fundie
>not realizing he was larping the entire time
homie please, how thick are you?
It's about principle, not passionate emotion. That one's compassion would soon change means nothing. Be a man for frick's sake. You're embarrassing yourself.
What if you got falsely sentenced?
Nobody in that prison is falsely accused anon
It's not about what you might get back from them, moron. You probably tell people not to respect the property and fiscal rights of those richer than them because the wealthy wouldn't do the same in return, too. It's not about what you get back or might get back, it's about being a good person lol
stop being a criminal
>This nation has lost it's soul.
Name one single year in America's history when it had anything close to a soul.
1987, the year Hulkamania ran wild when Hulk Hogan slammed Andre the Giant
I'll allow it, brother
1775
>hire braver guards
Guards are generally cowards who seek cruelty in authority and numbers
WITNESSED!
A PC, a controller and Red Dead Redemption 2
TAHITI, ARTHUR! WE'RE GONG TO TAHITI
Rush Hour
>all these people wanting to pay more taxes for cushier living conditions for the Dahmers that would rape and kill them without a second thought
You can't write this
Wouldn't have to be more taxes, there are dozens of things to cut. And regardless, if it came down to it, yes I value human dignity and compassion and the human soul more than a few dollars. People who don't tend to end up in these institutions, as prisoners or staff
This (your comment) is the child's mentality.
Anon, how much do you think a supermax prison like this costs? I'll give you a hint - it costs far, far more per prisoner than any regular prison.
i haven't paid taxes in the past 22 years lol
This just comes down to a debate on what the purpose of prisons is.
America have clearly abandoned any hope of using prisons to educate and rehabilitate problem members of society (if they ever had it), so their institutions are essentially human landfill.
Never was, America has always believed in the punishment over rehabilitation aspect. Them cucking out and slapping "rehabilitation" and "educational" on shit and pay lip service to assuage limp wrists who want government to become last ditch effort daddy was their mistake
this is a country founded by puritans and everyone seems to really underestimate how strongly that influences American thought to this day
>founded by puritans
This is a myth, only Massachusetts. The rest were farming corporations, which influenced America far more
not the ideals I can basically see it in how Americans post on here it's so obvious lol
moron, these cells are for those who will never get out, serving multiple life sentences. They will never rejoin society and there is no need to rehabilitate them. Yes, it would be easier to hang them, a.lot of them are in fact on death row and are possibly a danger to other prisoners.
American prisons are just so different to a lot of other first world prisons
The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition
The Two Towers Extended Edition
The Return of the King Extended Edition
Guy I do support work for that is currently in prison expected our company to buy him a radio for his cell. Manager said yes at first till she found out it would be $500 because it has to be one of those see through ones that you can only buy from the prion itself, shits fricked
Well I guess they'd need to be black and white and dvd
raging bull
hamlet 1948
faster pussycat kill kill
>billy maddison
>happy gilmore
>schindlers list
simple as
Worst part is the Christaggotry on tv.
worst thing is not executing trannies like you in the open.
Guards will walk around and try to prevent you from even jerking off
The Goonies
Meet Joe Black
Braveheart
Interesting tastes
They're all about death, seems appropriate.
The "we shouldn't be as bad as the criminal!" Argument always falls apart when you see these scum in the courtrooms just laughing about what they've done. How you can see that and not think they deserve punishment is something I'll never agree with
A litmus test for participating in society should be having to be shown the way the milwaukee parade Black person behaved in court and read all the many, many articles written about how he was the real victim here and not the dozen children and old ladies he ran over on purpose because he hates white people. If you aren't disgusted and immediately say 'death penalty' you should be hanged with him.
>The "we shouldn't be as bad as the criminal!" Argument always falls apart
No it doesn't. You're being an emotional woman. You really shouldn't be able to vote or exercise any authority or office, or even have kids.
>showers
Unnecessary. You can exist perfectly fine using wet wipes or wiping down with a wet washcloth every 2-3 days. Might even be healthier.
Wipes are more expensive and would be harder to keep track of.
For sure, which is why a washcloth or sponge and sink would be the best. My point is just that the full shower is unnecessary.
You can shave off pieces of a sponge over the course of weeks and have a nice day by eating it. And again, sponges are more expensive than water. Why are you so against showers? They're the cheapest, easiest, and safest option.
For sure, which is why a washcloth would be best. Preferably, one that dissolves or is edible after use. My point is just that the full shower is unnecessary.
>Preferably one that dissolves or is edible
You're being moronic on purpose now, right? What advantage would this have over a shower?
>waste of water
>waste of metal
>waste of floor space
You don't need to shower, anon.
this guy really wants to rub men's dicks with a little wash cloth lol
>this guy really wants to rub men's dicks with a little wash cloth lol
Who said anything about washing people? That's where your mind went. Are you mad about no showers because you'll never be able to drop the soap? Sick!
>There is no such thing as running out of or wasting water.
Tell that to the Nabataeans
>And a cloth/sponge would be a far bigger waste of other materials which aren't renewable.
Not if you can also eat it
>Why does that even matter?
Because you're in a cell, duh. Lots of visual clutter in large space just gives an inmate more ablity to hide or tunnel out.
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Cool banter, bro. Still not falling for your faux-hygenic aqua-dispersal israelite
>everyone in this thread is one person except me
kek
That anon is obviously in agreement, moron. I know I'm beset on all sides with perfidious showerers.
What the frick is that thing on the right? A metal masturbation tent?
>waste of water
Myth perpetrated by the left's eco-bullies. Real conservationists and anyone with a brain knows that water is endlessly cleaned and recycled. There is no such thing as running out of or wasting water.
>Waste of metal
And a cloth/sponge would be a far bigger waste of other materials which aren't renewable.
>Waste of floor space
Why does that even matter?
tcm
peeping tom
last house on the left 1972
>open thread
>no taliban mountain fortress pics
>Brazilian drug lord cell
The horror!
just send them to madagascar
Drive
Taxi Driver
Buffalo 66
this is just absurdly expensive and elaborate torture, just kill them
A full box set of Eastenders (8000+ episodes)
You become gay after just 12 but what does it matter if you're in prison
Fellowship, Towers, King
pic related
tango and cash
shawshank redemption
>mfw I realize my appartment and routine is the same as that of european/scandinavian prisoners eventhough I did no crime, can actually go outside but choose not to
I just work out like an hour a day and consume media tv/console/computer/books