>pick any random episode. >sides in orbit

>pick any random episode
>sides in orbit
How the frick did they do it?

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no laugh track

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like they had enough faith in the jokes to not tell the audience when to laugh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about little shitty jokes most shows use nowadays.
        It's about situations where things happen and they're funny and you laugh.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brian cranston raep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any actual evidence to this? I see it in every MITM thread, is it about the "Dewey's actor possibly being raped" thing, or is it just a Cinemaphile meme?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spangler arc > Otto arc > Alaska arc > post Otto francis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i really like the one weird episode in the middle of the run where malcolm stops taking his meds and keeps talking to himself like theirs an audience watches and his dad just beats the shit out of him and reese for an hour, then dewey gives him his pills and he renters the show

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite episode is when lois fantasizes about if the boys were born as girls
    i got my first boner from female reese

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Hal fat in that alternate reality?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Girls don't keep you on your toes all the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Girls provide a different type of stress that doesn't require physical action

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stress eating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is pretty funny how fem malcolm is a 1/1 daria minus the glasses.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this show's almost as gay as scrubs. as a rule, you shouldn't be watching anything so packed with fruity musical cues and abrupt scene transitions that sound like a power ranger moving his hands.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stop watching what i don't like
      I thought we were past this long long ago.
      Maybe you need some growing to do, boy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        says the homosexual watching kid shows from the 90s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up zoomer.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show captured childhood in the late 90s/early 2000s better than any other show.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Hal gets completely engrossed in one activity episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the fricking steamroller

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The episode where Reese manipulates the genius Israeli girl so he can touch her big knockers

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Francis look so odd here? It’s like they replaced the actor with a guy who kinda looked like him but not really.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big tit boob grab episode. also contrary to belief a lot of that was happening from 5th grades up 7th.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a weird promo poster
    >no mini golf episode
    >family working together cheering Malcolm on

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the episode where Hal becomes addicted to the steamroller

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So fricking satisfying.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to like this, but there’s no bingeworthy overarching storyline for me to watch 7 hour essay videos on YouTube about.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was the closest thing to a perfect sitcom till that last season. So many characters acting out of character. Shitty episodes left and right. And the finale was crazy underwhelming. Should've ended with the baby Jamie being born.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It still makes me seethe that
      >Malcolm gets talked into working a shitty janitor job by Lois instead of taking an amazing job straight out of high school so that he would "suffer and wouldn't let his success go to his head"
      >Reese becoming a janitor at a high school, despite his cooking talent and them hinting towards him becoming a chef the entire show
      >Francis reverting back into being a bum moron after having him get a steady job and becoming a responsible person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How did they not have Reese end up at a restaurant as a line cook?

        >chef aspirations and talent
        >resistant to stress
        >doesn’t care about getting yelled at
        >can shut his brain off and do as he’s told
        >would get along with degenerate kitchen staff
        The entire series shows that is exactly where he would fit in. And it’s not following the usual sitcom trope of everyone ending up wildly successful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only good thing is hitting the baby as future casanova

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still in emission in one of the public channels in my country
    one of the fricking good things in TV, despite being in the 1418756890th rerun

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so into Malcolm playing golf?!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does no one ever talk about Piama's huge milkers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her and Stevie's mom were hot. As I grow older I've come to have a crush on lois too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still want to frick Malcolm's neurotic israelite teacher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her and Stevie's mom were hot. As I grow older I've come to have a crush on lois too.

      Answer my question!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody can defeat sub zero

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It got worse as it went on. Most of the classic eps were early in the run. Season 1 is up there with golden age Simpsons though.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more shows did cold opens like Malcolm in the Middle. I still think about some of them 20 years on.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *