And I don’t mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically. Believe it. Google it. I swear to god. Cross my heart and hope to die. On my mama. Bonafied. Analyzed. Certified. Verified. Dead Serious. The OGG. The one and only. Authentic. Unmistakable. Indisputable. Unquestionable. Legit. Pukka. Pure as frick. Fr fr. No cap. Straight bussin. No shit. No lie. No homo. Copyrighted. Watashi o shinjite kudasai. b***h you best believe. Or in any other fancy way.
And I don’t mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically. Believe it. Google it. I swear to god. Cross my heart and hope to die. On my mama. Bonafied. Analyzed. Certified. Verified. Dead Serious. The OGG. The one and only. Authentic. Unmistakable. Indisputable. Unquestionable. Legit. Pukka. Pure as frick. Fr fr. No cap. Straight bussin. No shit. No lie. No homo. Copyrighted. Watashi o shinjite kudasai. b***h you best believe. Or in any other fancy way.
I'm Death, straight up.
https://i.imgur.com/FZ6hygA.jpg
PICK. IT. UP!
They really should have been more subtle in the movie or pushed for it more in the trailers. Or was the tiny bit in the trailer enough for him?
He simply looks like average-ass henchman with some badass weapons in the trailer. Nobody thinks he's anything more than a cool bounty hunter.
But then the movie comes and it hits you in the head with not just a brick, but the whole fricking cement and building structure and steel beam supports that Death came for him. >Laughs in the face of death >*Cue* >HOODED FIGURE >APPEARS WITHOUT THE DOOR OPENING >WHISTLING WITH NOTES FROM A FUNERAL >LoL he's totally just a really really skilled bounty hunter you guys xD
This is like Samurai Jack dying, talking about death and suddenly 4 hooded cheetahs that start playing the bagged pipes come at him AFTER HE JUST TALKED ABOUT DEATH.
... I don't think he'd try. I could see them having some baijiu, buns & stir fry though.
Death was particularly annoyed with puss because he kept on disrespecting death itself as well as life. Po isn't that, dude celebrates life and respects death for what it is. He'd sooner have a nice toast to him after a life well lived then fight him because either pissed the other off. Po's a roll with the punches kinda guy, not cheat at mahjong with god at the table playing.
>Confused gasp >A bounty hunter :O !??!! >Death the bounty hunter!!?!?! :OOO who could have known?!!?!
... I don't think he'd try. I could see them having some baijiu, buns & stir fry though.
Death was particularly annoyed with puss because he kept on disrespecting death itself as well as life. Po isn't that, dude celebrates life and respects death for what it is. He'd sooner have a nice toast to him after a life well lived then fight him because either pissed the other off. Po's a roll with the punches kinda guy, not cheat at mahjong with god at the table playing.
Nah frick you I don't wanna.
I can’t I have ED
Wanna beat death? Just give your life to Jesus Christ and he can't touch you.
That's what happens at the end of the movie basically.
How about you pick up this dick in yo ass homie?
LOL GOTTEM
He's still getting fanart
he definitely is Blaidd tier, not just FOTM
To be fair he has a great design alongside in character art.
>Blaidd
FOTM
Not really. He still gets plenty of art.
But I got raped last time
Sorry Death, I already drew you as a 'jak and me as a chad so I think I won this match.
WE DONT WASTE MOTHERFRICKING SOAP IN HERE
Could she beat him?
He better return is Shrek 5
WAKING UP INSIDE ANOTHER PLACE LIKE THIS
A CONFUSION
A JUMBLED MESS
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP
I'll pick up his wiener and suck on it till he blasts a huge load. Then kiss him and cuddle.
there's a lot of puss x death
https://twitter.com/kemostralo_3rd/status/1756330753644965985
Death.
And I don’t mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically. Believe it. Google it. I swear to god. Cross my heart and hope to die. On my mama. Bonafied. Analyzed. Certified. Verified. Dead Serious. The OGG. The one and only. Authentic. Unmistakable. Indisputable. Unquestionable. Legit. Pukka. Pure as frick. Fr fr. No cap. Straight bussin. No shit. No lie. No homo. Copyrighted. Watashi o shinjite kudasai. b***h you best believe. Or in any other fancy way.
I'm Death, straight up.
TBQH FAMILY
Kino
love how the posters and trailer portrayed him in completely different light than what we got in the movie.
i suspect they are going to do same with Zhen
it seems like an old model
his head looks wide there
nah it was intentional
What is the orange cat on the far left called? He doesn't have a name!
feline in shoes
uss in boot
Soos in Boots
>I'm Death, straight up.
I still quite don't get it
its virtue signalling
They really should have been more subtle in the movie or pushed for it more in the trailers. Or was the tiny bit in the trailer enough for him?
He simply looks like average-ass henchman with some badass weapons in the trailer. Nobody thinks he's anything more than a cool bounty hunter.
But then the movie comes and it hits you in the head with not just a brick, but the whole fricking cement and building structure and steel beam supports that Death came for him.
>Laughs in the face of death
>*Cue*
>HOODED FIGURE
>APPEARS WITHOUT THE DOOR OPENING
>WHISTLING WITH NOTES FROM A FUNERAL
>LoL he's totally just a really really skilled bounty hunter you guys xD
This is like Samurai Jack dying, talking about death and suddenly 4 hooded cheetahs that start playing the bagged pipes come at him AFTER HE JUST TALKED ABOUT DEATH.
He didn't say that.
He does though
>not the Real McCoy
>Confused gasp
>A bounty hunter :O !??!!
>Death the bounty hunter!!?!?! :OOO who could have known?!!?!
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>I promise to hurt you in a good way
Why didn't puss twist Death's head off?
THROW. IT. BACK.
I want his mouth to do things to me
>tone shift the movie
Guys I ain't over the movie yet, I think I need help
make Death scarier
Would be pure red irises/pupils in black sclera be scarier?
Could KFP 4 Po beat the embodiment of Death?
>mfw kfp is secretly a cultivation movie
... I don't think he'd try. I could see them having some baijiu, buns & stir fry though.
Death was particularly annoyed with puss because he kept on disrespecting death itself as well as life. Po isn't that, dude celebrates life and respects death for what it is. He'd sooner have a nice toast to him after a life well lived then fight him because either pissed the other off. Po's a roll with the punches kinda guy, not cheat at mahjong with god at the table playing.
is seeing death's upshirt shots the equivalent of a straightgay seeing anime upskirts?
yes