Pick one.
1. Spider-Man's powers, plus organic webbing.
2. Lifetime access to cartoon hammerspace the size of a men's size 15 shoebox.
3. Three chances to meet and court your Cinemaphile related wafiu or husbando. If successful, they will become yours and come live with you.
4. 1 billion dollars of any real world currency untaxed.
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the money
the money
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the money
Wouldn't 1 billion dollars of any currency be the same amount of money no matter which currency? It's 1 billion dollars worth.
No. Not at all. That is not how that works. You should reimburse your poor parents the money they wasted in your schooling.
1 billion dollars is 910 thousand euro, or 4,89 billion brazillian reals, or 145,43 billion japanese yen.
Give or take a few dozen millions depending on the exact day, hour and minute you make the exchange.
The money.
Can I pull anything out of hammerspace, or do I have to put it in there first? If the former I'm picking that because I can still pull out cash, weapons, medical supplies, wacky gadgets, etc. If it's just a glorified bag then I take the money.
OP here. You have to place items in. But you can always access it at anytime.
hammerspace
become the greatest stage magician of all time making billions
Has there been a magician that makes billions?
Millions, sure, but billions?
THE BOX! THE BOX!
Would choice 2 allow you to get more than 1 billion dollars of any real world currency untaxed
>everyone wants the money or the hammerspace
I just want my waifu, OP. There's no way in hell she'd actually want me, but at least she'd be real, and that's worth more than all the money in the world.
With a billion dollars, I could pay someone to pretend to be my waifu for so long that they stop pretending. Or even find someone who fits their personality perfectly and start from there. A billion dollars is an obscene amount of money; it should be closer to a million, and even then most people might take the money.
>With a billion dollars, I could pay someone to pretend to be my waifu for so long that they stop pretending. Or even find someone who fits their personality perfectly and start from there.
You'd always know it's not real, and you'd always know they don't really care about you, they're just being paid.
>A billion dollars is an obscene amount of money; it should be closer to a million, and even then most people might take the money.
It might be the most sensible option offered, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
>wish for waifu to become real
>she rejects you 3 times
>she either disappears or continues existing in the real world with the possibility of falling in love with another person
>she either disappears
The idea that there'd be small print about her ceasing to exist if it doesn't work out seems implausibly cruel.
>or continues existing in the real world with the possibility of falling in love with another person
Perhaps, but maybe the world would just be a better place with her in it.
I wanna be spiderman
Gimme that billy. I'll take it in Kuwaiti dinars, which are worth a bit over 3 dollars a pop.
1. Spider-Man's powers are gross, no.
2. Possibly broken depending on whether or not everything inside has to be put there in the first place.Still insanely practical.
3. Romantic but ill advised. Never meet your heroes and never ever date your waifus.
4. Too open to interpretation. Monkey's paw red flags all over the place.
I'll take the hammerspace.
Money, no contest.
Organic webbing is dumb as frick.
3. I don't care if I fail being able to do that would be worth it. And if I fail all three times I'll just grab her by the ankles and give her feet a good licking. Not like I'll see her again after that.
I want the money. I would fund so many cartoons and do a whole cartoon network's "BIG PICK" thing and fund 26 pilots and make it an annual extravaganza and everyone gets to vote for their favorites to be turned into a full series and go into a whole business venture with it
Spidey's powers are neat, but you'll probably be disappeared and experimented on to find out how your superpower work and how to give them to other people.
That type of hammerspace could make you a good thief or a courier, but I don't want to be either.
I really like Raven, but I wouldn't go to jail for her. She was older than me in ye olden days of the 00s but now I'd be a creep for talking to her.
I'd like to give money to the people I know and care for so they wouldn't have to worry anymore... not all of it, but enough that they could be on stable footing to pursue their dreams instead of living to work.