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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >incorrectly labeled princess to drive engagement
    Sage

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Middle is an improvement. And it sure ain't Beauty and the Beast, but Sleeping Beauty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gothpunzel too, kinda.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looking like lady gaga

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mulan.
    >he said with resolve, without hesition. For, like a great typhoon, his yellow fever can not be contained.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last one genuinely very cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They are out mooning us
      >IMPOSSIBLE, we are the mooninites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only funny file name ever posted on Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 is fricking thomas the tank engine

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and once again Rapunzel wins

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting some Rowan Atkinson vibes from Snow White there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sleeping beauty. No contest.

      I was also thinking of Mister Bean while looking at her.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Princess and the Frog isn't far off from how some of these women be looking (minus the mustache in fact of course)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jasfar because she looks like she'd be into some freak shit

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know Aurora is a dom

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using Grimhilde's old woman disguise for Snow White but not using Maleficient's dragon form for Aurora
    very disingenuous and disappointing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The picture is supposed to be making a token attempt at not being sexy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The picture is supposed to be making a token attempt at not being sexy
        So, it can inferred that the artist finds dragon form Maleficient hotter than her normal one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The joke I was getting at would be the viewers in this thread definitely would but sure

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There something incredibly sexy about women with purple eye makeup dark eyebrows, and lipstick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's this from, her nose is sexy. honestly, she's far more attractive than snow white idk what the mirror was smoking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dragon form aurora would be cheating, it's too hot

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sleeping beauty, little mermaid, and rapunzel aren't even ugly. Mulan, Aladdin, a wreck it Ralph are at best a few drinks in. Alice is paper bag levels while snow white and the prince frog are just black and white women once they hit the wall.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be Captain Hooks?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yknow, if you take the Shan Yu/Mulan mashup to a spa day makeover and have her mustache waxed and eyebrows shaped, she might turn out kinda cute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that’s not so bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >skinnynathanexplosion.jpg

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women who look like the Snow White/Grimhilde mash-up IRL usually have massive GG+ breasts so her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >going with ugly women because big breasts
      you're a shame to the gene pool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll thank me when your 12-year old boy looking wife needs a wetnurse to keep your kids alive. Unless you like how fricked up formula and unregulated cow milk has made everyone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >good face>good breasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Def. Saw the sweetest old lady the other day with the biggest old lady cans. Absolute dairy queen in her day.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snow White.

    I've always wanted to meet Marty Feldman.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in la basura, Mr. esl

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Malrora, Gothpunzel, and maybe Alice of Hearts. She's got that Elmyra energy going on.
    I'll do the rest as well, but only from behind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She's got that Elmyra energy going on.
      Anon...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't make me dig through my 14 gig Elmyra folder, anon. Don't you make me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... Why do you have a 14 gig Elmyra folder?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because he's a pedophile, anon; we're on Cinemaphile, land of the pedophiles

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because I didn't have enough space to save 20 gigs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's bluffing. 99% of that folder is full of Skyrim mods.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because that'll hold 'im all right, hehehehe

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aurora and Rapunzel look good

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously i'll pick the middle here.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for adding each of the characters IPs,I wouldn't possibly be able to tell

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Auroragays keep winning

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Aurora looks like the love child of maleficent and the prince

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beauty and The Best (La Hermosa Dormida)>Tangled>Alice In Wonderland>The Little Mermaid> Wreck It Ralph>Snow White>Mulan, Aladdin, and The Princess and The Frog are all just trans Jaffar, Falicier, and Shan Yu, therefore outright unfrickable.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The person who made this think they are funny, huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The person who wrote this comment thinks they were clever huh?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Bootie

    >Cinderella with Tremaine's face and Snow White with Grimhilde's face before she transformed which aren't here mog everyone else but Aurora and Rapunzel

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically, Snow White's villain is actually beautiful. The old lady look is her disguise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying ugly women are trustful and beautiful women should be shunned and avoided? Gotcha!

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how would snow white look with grimhildes normal face?

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