Pinot noir bros, we stay winnin'.

Pinot noir bros, we stay winnin'.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whisky bros are unbearable.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      pinot noir, whiskey, natty daddy master race.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who simps over any liquid is a pretentious butthole.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          NGMI

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about water

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anything other than tap water or unbranded water then yes. How many types are there? You ever met someone who thought they were above tap water? Pretentious buttholes

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tap water is full of fluoride and birth control. I'll continue filtering my tap water extensively, thanks.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe in your shithole of a country. Regardless, seeing people walk around with liquid death is cringe as hell

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more common than you think.
                I never buy bottled water, though. I filter it myself.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What filter do you like the most? Thinking about all the chemicals (cosmetics) women flush on a daily basis annoys me.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I was less of a poorgay and had a house with more space I'd get a whole reverse osmosis filter, but I've been using a Berkey filter with fluoride filter attachments for the past couple years and it works well, far better than drinking straight tap water.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay neat. What do you do to test the water?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                My local water company offers water testing. When I first got the filters I sent some filtered water and some tap water to them to test and the results came back the way I expected from the company's claims so I was satisfied. Since then I just clean the filters once a month and replace them on a regular schedule (main filters last like 5 years with regular cleaning, fluoride filters only 1 year). It's not worth it to me to bother with constantly testing the water, but if the filters weren't working I'd be able to tell because my tap water smells like pool water to me now with all the chlorine and chlorine byproducts it's full of.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about pusy juice

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're just jealous we have the best drink ever created by mankind

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it actually good? I've never had it, not much of a wine guy.

    How about Asian pussy? I've never had it but I am a pussy guy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I am a pussy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's pretty good. But the movie did merlot dirty. As for Asian pusy, I don't care for it.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUBYA ENNNNNNNNNN BEE CEE

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically prefer merlot over pinot noir. like it's not even close for me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      merlot is the richest
      but try Beaujolais

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merlot is the most popular wine for people who don't like wine

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is not true. Cab is the plebeian wine for normies

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cab is what people who want to pretend to like wine order

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's subjective, I drink what I like. Cab Sav and some fricking cheese is a good time until I puke everywhere

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey Miles, thought you might enjoy this fine Merlot!"
    >"I... uh, actually, I'm not really into Merlot."
    >"Ah, come on, don't be shy! It's a good vintage!"
    >"Yeah, haha... sure..."

    Later...
    >This monkey subhuman sommelier offered me Merlot today. He said something in his unintelligible Merlot babble. I lost it and called it what it was, a worthless vin ordinaire, an affront to my palate and an insult to my sensibilities. I told that fricker. I hate Merlot so god damn much.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tv talks about a movie that isn't available to stream for free

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy Sideways at any thrift store for $1.50

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tv talks about a movie that isn't available to stream for free

        it's called piracy

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pinot Noir is the only wine that actually tastes good to me.
    Cabernet sauvignon is too bitter
    Merlot is ok but bland
    Chardonnay and most white wines are piss

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie makes me miss having a good bro to do stuff with more than having a gf tbh
    another one of those things you can never have if you didn't get it while you were young

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he closing his ear

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s trying to hear the notes of cherry they were telling him about.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      your ears and nose are connected.

      i unironically prefer merlot over pinot noir. like it's not even close for me

      I can't believe anyone who has tasted Borgogne Pinots or Spatburgunders could ever say this.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Half my life is over and I have nothing to show for it. NOTHING. I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage

    Wtf is reaching your middle ages really like this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. When you're young you have potential and hope, but when you reach 40 you realize you're just the same as the other 99% of regular people out there.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUPERIOR MOVIE COMING THROUGH

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Title?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's he listening for

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee freaks are winning over Zoomers while wine is bleeding mindshare

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