>pirated the Kenobi show instead of paying to watch it on Disney Plus
>even though I really really liked it
>they're not going to make another season
it hurts so much, piratebros...
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>make titular obi wan the weak, gay sidekick of some ugly sheboon
>it gets cancelled
I’m sure trannies are crying worldwide but all the non-pedos will go on not caring about nuwars.
there is a non Black person edit that some anon did.
but i didnt bother to see it.
and the other scenes were about muh powerful leia so...
I watched the Vader scenes online. Cringiest shit you’ll ever hear in your life.
Don't worry, HER show isn't cancelled, at least.
Reva is a fricking Queen you frick
Africans can't be royalty.
the show as a whole would have been better if they kept the original ending of Vader killing Reva but they changed it so she could be in season 2 and now there is no season 2. moronic.
>survives TWO lightsabers to the stomach
Kneel.
What a shitshow. Disney has destroyed every part of SW.
Have they tried hiring Dylan Mulvaney? She could do an obi wan.
This could be a Babylon Bee headline and the fact that it's so close to the mark is disturbing. And what's more, as we delve further into Clown World the more indistinguishable real news will be from The Babylon Bee.
I thought she was cute, but I'm not a pedo so I'm imagining her three years from now
I'm imagining her 10 years from now, just to be safe.
You “really really liked” the Obi-Wan Kenobi show? You might be baiting in an elaborate sense but I’m willing to
indulge your take if presented with a funny argument.
the kino parts were kino as you very well know, but even the bad parts were so endearingly cheap and TV-like that I couldn't help but fall in love with them
see RLM's reviews for more details
>I really really liked it
what's wrong with you?
There was never meant to be a season 2. Obi-wan is the name they used to sell the Reva show.
also I'm not racist and Reva was a compelling character
Arnold is an underrated physical actor and it's a shame all his roles suck
I like how she turns into a completely different character in the last episode for no discernible reason. Kinda kino though, especially when that guy goes "is there a problem?" and she goes "I have a problem." Sheeiit
Did you like the bottom-feeder rat who trafficked women and children turning into the joke-churning good guy in the end? What a character arc!
Yeah that was a bit much. I fricking hate that Indian guy, and no I'm not going to look up his name. I'll just assume it's Rajesh and move on
There was never a good reason for this show to even exist. The prequels couldn't even manage to do anything good with Obi-Wan.
>There was never a good reason for this show to even exist.
>He didn't buy the toy
>Canceled
I thought it was a miniseries? Was it actually meant to have more seasons?
The Obi Wan show: Cool New Character Adventures! Also stars Obi-Wan*
*Obi-Wan scenes optional, might not be pertinent to the plot.
if after 10 years of replacing men with empowered diverse womyn,someone didnt see it coming,is their fault for seing such garbage.
Netflix probably thinks I'm a racist because I hit "menu" every time a black person shits up whatever I'm watching.
I was looking forward to Extraction 2 as well.
He's in it for a total of 20 seconds.
Idris elba is an honorary white
>trollpost
Because nobody liked that show.
This show was embarrassing, who the frick would want a 2nd season? Nothing was done with the Obiwan character, visually the slow looked hilariously low budget, the story was not good, the scenes with baby Leia are all incredibly embarrassing, and the annoying female inquisitor was a shit character who also had more screen presence than the titular character. Just bury this shit already, nobody cares about it.
mb if you paid for things they would keep making them.
yeah,leave the multi billion company alone,dont bully them,you bastards
I'm shocked they put the answer right after the headline, above the image even
>even though I really really liked it
How? Why? It had like two good scenes. The rest was complete and utter blown out colored garbage filmed with moronic shakeycam that completely shat on the OT.
At least the clip of little girl leia running around in the forest against Benny Hill music was hilarious
What an absolute fiasco
Still not as bad of a fiasco as Indy5 though
>What an absolute fiasco
Obiwan. Book of Boba Fett. Mando S2/3. Rings of Power. Dial of Destiny... a whole smorgasbord of diversity hire writing and production.
>Mando
>being any better than any other nuwars feces
getting tired of this reddit meme
S1 is better. Half the episodes are literally just Clint Eastwood in space armor standing around and shooting people every now and then. It got worse with each episode though.
Yyyeah Clint Eastwood never got his ass kicked by a girl. I saw that webm when the show first came out and never gave it the time of day (and that was from a time before I realized all media is just demoralizing propaganda and actually contemplated whether or not something would be good).
>indy 5 so shit Yidney and Lucasfilm have called back all top workers for an emergency meeting
I am starting to enjoy Hollywood israelites presenting shittier and shittier movies.
You actually liked it? Doubt that
I really went in with an open mind but there was just too much garbage. And not even a good motive for him to leave.
Show really should've been a 6 part mini series on phases of his exile on Tatooine, maybe have an EP about his communion in the force to realize he can talk with Qui Gon or learn that Yoda is alive so he can tell Luke later on.
Too many mistakes in the story. They truly tried to blow it up and be this huge thing but it just felt so irrelevant.
And yes I am a mega racist and hate whatsername because she only got in through affirmative action :^)
Maybe if they did one star wars show instead of 10 people would care. But they dont understand over saturation.
There's no reason to make a second season of Kenobi.
they are going to punch that cow until it gives so milk or dies
Yidney doesn't have the cash left to punch anything.
>There's no reason to make a second season of Kenobi.
They wanted to do a season where he fights Darth Maul again
>they did this in the cartoon already
Cool but that's irrelevant here, they wanted to do it again on the big screen.
There was no reason to make a first one either, aside from Disney desperately trying to force a new MCU into existence in any way possible.
Seeing Kenobi as a broken man and then become a Jedi again was worthwhile. The fight with Vader was probably necessary. But the rest of it?.. Garbage
>The fight with Vader was probably necessary.
...why? Is it just people being autistic over Obiwan calling him Darth in ANH?
Yes, Darth
This show was stunningly bad. I could not believe it, it set a new low for Disney.
>even though I really really liked it
Said no one ever. Silly anon.
I said it. Once. But no one heard me, so I shuffled away.
I said it. Several times. People just ignored me and just spouted the same "wah it isn't how I would have done a kenobi show therefore it's shit" and general racism towards Ms. Ingram
kek
you're cute when you larp as a shill, anon
>Ms. Ingram
You cheeky c**t.
>>even though I really really liked it
kek no one liked this. The Black person ruined it
>The Black person ruined it
If anyone knew the context of this screencap I'm sure we'd find it funny, anon.
Perhaps we'll never know.
>Vader is now capable of slam dunking an entire ship with the force
what is up with this universe's moron power scaling? if vader was this powerful the entire time how the frick did Luke ever escape him at the end of ESB? he could've just levitated him back up. half the fricking movies barely make any sense now because of the autistic power scaling they've given to the jedi
*clap* STAR *clap* WARS *clap* IS *clap* CREATIVELY *clap* BANKRUPT
And soon Yidney will be financially bankrupt.
Clap clap.
That's damage control because of Rey. She looked way too OP so they're retconning past characters as being much more powerful in an attempt to balance it out.
This board is populated by mouthbreathers who jerk offd to pic related
1. "Size matters not." I seem to recall someone saying it at some point in the OT.
2. He isn't pulling down the Destroyer. He's using the Force to control its fall.
>He isn't pulling down the Destroyer.
lol
anyone who played TFU knows you're full of shit
he drags it down like he's physically wrenching it out of it its trajectory
yeah and even Yoda had to carefully concentrate to slowly levitate a fricking x-wing instead of just casually swatting massive ships out of the sky
Maybe because he was literally on death's door, and died a few months later?
The force isn't based around your own personal physicality moron
Oh, so size AND health matters not? Thanks for consneeding.
Health doesn't.
>almost lowest tier of canon no one ever took that seriously
>vs
>THIS IS HOW VADER IS NOW GUYS
kys
Saying Starkiller ruins Star Wars is like saying Talion ruins Lord of the Rings.
First, it's not canon, second it's a video game, it's made for the player to feel powerful.
Those shadow of mordor games do kinda leave a bad taste though, and do ruin Tolkiens vision.
shadow of mordor was so incredibly absurd that it was actually good
They did some clever things with the story, though. For example, they used the fact that in Tolkien's writings Isildur's corpse was never found, and nobody actually saw his death, in order to make him into one of the Nazgul.
>glowstick sabers
>couldn't fit a head prop for the Grand Inquisitor in the budget
>ripped off the Vader mask damage scene from a fricking cartoon
>le ebin rock tossing scene had to be there because moroney did it too. Too bad they were made of styrofoam
I never expected Star Wars would be so red pilled on mutt physiognomy
>even though I really really liked it
lmao what a moron fricking homosexual
At least they made it as shitty as the prequels so the show didn't feel out of place.
Was he using a mind trick or how didn't his hardass boss ever notice that he stole a chunk of meat every day
Friendly reminder the show is so bloated, unfocused, and stretched out, because they literally took the script for the planned fricking movie, and used it to make a 6-episode miniseries.
So... between 1,5h - 2h stretched into 6h. Hence why Reva, Leia, and all the other moronic sub-plots.
>I really liked it
Is life hard when you’re gay and stupid?
Imagine pressing play after watching the first episode
>and why that's a good thing
That's fine, there is no need to fill the canon with more action for Obi Wan in that period. He has plenty of other adventures in the comic too.
>that scene where obi pelts vaders with 1000 styrofoam rocks
RLM troons and disney tards think this was better than the final battle in ROTS
Literally what other story could they tell with Obi Wan?
How he got his sandals.
Obi-Wan is the worst piece of Star Wars content since The Last Jedi and that's saying something.
>it hurts so much
>I really really liked it
I don't believe you
I pirated it and months later deleted it without even watching it.
Wasn't even worth watching for free.
show was shite. simple as
Damn, your post really got me thinking. I think I will start paying for content as well. We need to make it a thing on here where we shame anyone who pirates content instead of paying for it legally.
A new movement is born...
they could've set it right after episode 3 and have 20 years to work with but instead decided to set it like 6 years before episode 4 just to add bossgirl leia as a sidekick
and miss out on all those slay qween moments?!
it doesn't need another season.
it was an absolute fricking steamer of a show. the only good parts were when hayden and ewan were doing their thing
i just want an obi-wan and anakin adventure show, bros. no gurl power, no egregious gorilla women... there was potential and they took a hippo dump on it