we know for a historical fact there were some blacks pirates and some female pirates, so naturally now every crew will be nothing but that. Unless they need a traitor, or some deserters to hang…those will all be white. If there’s some royal navy that defects, it will be a coal black Black person. If they face the Spanish fleet, some flat-nosed Indio mexigoblins will
i don't want to see the reboot at all
the firs three were all good (don't care what people think, they were ALL good) and were the result of passion and genuine artistic vision of Gore Verbinski
the other two were slop cashgrabs and the reboot will be the sloppiest of slops
1 was kino
2 was good but was just a setup for 3
3 unfortunately was too long and boring as frick. Needed some serious editing.
4 was a step in the right direction, 2 was better as a movie but since its just a setup to shit, 4 is my second favorite.
Haven't seen 5. I guess I'm just not invested in the franchise anymore.
I mean, in today's climate, it's more likely that a big blockbuster will be a flop than not, especially when the movie is shitty reboot, sequel or adaptation.
>You keep saying that with every movie that's mentioned on Cinemaphile.
Not that anon, but they're correct when you look at the probability of success of any film made for a "modern audience".
It makes sense to reboot, then again the show run on Jack Sparrow and one of the most expensive cast at its time. They won't be able to recoup on that.
They are better off turning this lawsuit into a movie
A sweaty, full frontal 20-30 minute long sex scene with a returning Keira Knightley. Ideally, it would be unsimulated like Caligula, and intimacy coordinators would be banned from set the day of filming. Additionally, the film should release with Lovense syncing.
I want to see the original extremely popular and entertaining white male character be put down and ridiculed at every opportunity before eventually dying pointlessly while passing the torch of his legacy to a spunky, sarcastic black girl who is always in the right and never has to answer for any of the problems she causes, of course including the one which the male character gives up his life in order to stop.
>one of the central conceits of monkey island is that elaine is a strong independent girlboss type who doesnt need rescuing and gets things done offscreen >guybrush is by contrast a bumbling if loveable fool whose heroic deeds include rigging a spitting contest and hitting his head >Hollywood yums this sort of thing up and yet somehow they'd STILL find a way to make it bad
They should leave monkey island alone
There's no way they can improve on the original
1000% more diverse
1000% more cgi (not just skeletons but cgi ships, cgi buildings, cgi items in the characters hands, cgi weather, cgi locations)
It's just going to be shit
They lost around $120 billion last year and had to do layoffs. They can only afford to bankroll the agenda for so long. They think they can keep doing it long enough until the general public gives up, gives in, and makes movies profitable again? Not a chance in hell. They need to get it into their thick heads that the general public isn't gonna financially support an industry where everything's about blacks and gays with women leaders.
>Jewlywood already remaking shit that's 20 years old
I don't know what I WANT to see, but I can tell what we all WILL see
>worse CGI than the OG movies >no practical effects or stunts at all >no soul, no heart >no immersion, no sense of adventure >shittier actors trying to emulate or one up the OG cast but failing miserably >Keira's characters WOMAN POWER upped to over 9000 altough she was already a fairly strong character in her own right but can't have MEN saving her at all now >she'll also propably be lesbian or black or both >quips referencing the OG movies and winking at the audience HEY REMEMBER THAT THING WHAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST MOVIE UH OH LOOKS LIKE IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN >it doesn't happen again instead it goes the opposite way lol didn't see that coming did ya >some shitty meta jokes like "whys the rum gone" but the rum isn't gone
Could Robert Pattinson play a protagonist in a movie like this? What I mean is could he actually play a character like Jack Sparrow, but not necessarily the same, since only Depp could do that.
nah make it a spin off about calypso once she's freed (recast her as someone actually hot) and have her terrorize the sea's by attacking ships as a giantess and devouring the sailors whole.
I want to see a diverse pirate crew featuring people of different genders, sexualities, races, and religions. I want the main group of pirates to be a diverse bunch featuring strong independent women and other racial minorities. I don’t want to see any white men unless they’re the bad guys.
Captain Jack Blackw
>Jaquline Blackw
Do we even need to guess?
fpbp
we know for a historical fact there were some blacks pirates and some female pirates, so naturally now every crew will be nothing but that. Unless they need a traitor, or some deserters to hang…those will all be white. If there’s some royal navy that defects, it will be a coal black Black person. If they face the Spanish fleet, some flat-nosed Indio mexigoblins will
>What do you want to see in the reboot?
icsh boys
i don't want to see the reboot at all
the firs three were all good (don't care what people think, they were ALL good) and were the result of passion and genuine artistic vision of Gore Verbinski
the other two were slop cashgrabs and the reboot will be the sloppiest of slops
4th one was decent, the 5th was trash.
>5th was trash.
I like that bit about the prostituteologist
1 was kino
2 was good but was just a setup for 3
3 unfortunately was too long and boring as frick. Needed some serious editing.
4 was a step in the right direction, 2 was better as a movie but since its just a setup to shit, 4 is my second favorite.
Haven't seen 5. I guess I'm just not invested in the franchise anymore.
everything shot on a green screen with pajeet cgi boats, strong female pirate captains with no sex appeal
I am not going to see the reboot
It's going to be a huge flop so hopefully they go all in with the budget.
>It's going to be a huge flop
You keep saying that with every movie that's mentioned on Cinemaphile.
No I don't.
I mean, in today's climate, it's more likely that a big blockbuster will be a flop than not, especially when the movie is shitty reboot, sequel or adaptation.
>You keep saying that with every movie that's mentioned on Cinemaphile.
Not that anon, but they're correct when you look at the probability of success of any film made for a "modern audience".
>every movie that's mentioned on Cinemaphile
and ALL of them are tanking
Jagsbaro and the Brown Pearl
It makes sense to reboot, then again the show run on Jack Sparrow and one of the most expensive cast at its time. They won't be able to recoup on that.
They are better off turning this lawsuit into a movie
>Amber Turds laywer putting the emphasis on Amber TURD during questioning
>Amber slams the door then leaving
I was there for these moments,
I want to see them launch it with a cast designed for the same "modern audience" that doesn't show up at theaters to support any of their trash.
Didn't they already confirm the ayo from the bear as the main char? That tells me enough about what it's gunna be like.
A sweaty, full frontal 20-30 minute long sex scene with a returning Keira Knightley. Ideally, it would be unsimulated like Caligula, and intimacy coordinators would be banned from set the day of filming. Additionally, the film should release with Lovense syncing.
Less white people and a shittier story
>wait sorry, that's not what I want but what I expect
This
I want to see the original extremely popular and entertaining white male character be put down and ridiculed at every opportunity before eventually dying pointlessly while passing the torch of his legacy to a spunky, sarcastic black girl who is always in the right and never has to answer for any of the problems she causes, of course including the one which the male character gives up his life in order to stop.
Hairy pirate pusy.
Nothing. No more goddamn remakes or "reboots".
I don’t want to see a reboot.
Reboot your fricking life if you do.
Grand admiral shaniqua floyd the sassy obese trans protagonist
these movies are carried by johnny, they have 0 appeal on their own
as long as it's another indiana jones pirate reskin it's enough for me
Modernize the boat. Make it a yacht.
how about you don't call it potc and do something new instead
but then no one would watch it
Scrap the whole thing and turn it into Monkey Island instead
well Disney does own both franchises
>one of the central conceits of monkey island is that elaine is a strong independent girlboss type who doesnt need rescuing and gets things done offscreen
>guybrush is by contrast a bumbling if loveable fool whose heroic deeds include rigging a spitting contest and hitting his head
>Hollywood yums this sort of thing up and yet somehow they'd STILL find a way to make it bad
They should leave monkey island alone
It's not about making a pirate movie. It's about making you want to go to Disney World to ride the ride.
>What do you want to see in the reboot?
Really high budget + a boss babe main character and her Black sidekick
>What do you want to see in the reboot?
I'm not gonna see it
The entire movie will be filmed on The Volume to save money on boats.
I don't want a reboot.
black troony lead
No ghosts.
What about vampires?
Anti-semitic.
it fail
There's no way they can improve on the original
1000% more diverse
1000% more cgi (not just skeletons but cgi ships, cgi buildings, cgi items in the characters hands, cgi weather, cgi locations)
It's just going to be shit
the morally ambiguous antihero who has no problem killing will denounce slavery in colonial times.
I mean in fairness Jack Sparrow already did have a problem with slavery, but they had the wisdom to keep that a dvd extra instead of the main film
Angela White
Sydney Sweeney getting railed with in a POV Imax
This but with a big BLACK wiener rutting her while the white men watch tied up
Frick off, nerd.
>Reboot
Can't you just make another pirates movie that doesn't tie in to the older ones?
Idris Elba and Sydney
Absolutely nobody: "WE WANT A NEW POTC MOVIE, BUT A COMPLETE REMAKE WITHOUT JOHNNY DEPP AS JACK SPARROW!"
They're not even trying to make money any more, are they?
>Anon unable to pay attention still thinks it's about money
They lost around $120 billion last year and had to do layoffs. They can only afford to bankroll the agenda for so long. They think they can keep doing it long enough until the general public gives up, gives in, and makes movies profitable again? Not a chance in hell. They need to get it into their thick heads that the general public isn't gonna financially support an industry where everything's about blacks and gays with women leaders.
Anon, Disney turned a profit last year.
>what are stock buybacks
Last time there were claims of a reboot happening, they involved Bruckheimer casting an Amber Heard lookalike to replace Jack Sparrow
Amber taking over POTC would be amazing.
It was actually Morgot Robbie who was set to star in the remake, but last I heard that idea got dropped.
>but what I remade the first movie and disguised it as my own sequel?
A black transexual pansexual person who can barely act
I want to see it being cancelled
>Jewlywood already remaking shit that's 20 years old
I don't know what I WANT to see, but I can tell what we all WILL see
>worse CGI than the OG movies
>no practical effects or stunts at all
>no soul, no heart
>no immersion, no sense of adventure
>shittier actors trying to emulate or one up the OG cast but failing miserably
>Keira's characters WOMAN POWER upped to over 9000 altough she was already a fairly strong character in her own right but can't have MEN saving her at all now
>she'll also propably be lesbian or black or both
>quips referencing the OG movies and winking at the audience HEY REMEMBER THAT THING WHAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST MOVIE UH OH LOOKS LIKE IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN
>it doesn't happen again instead it goes the opposite way lol didn't see that coming did ya
>some shitty meta jokes like "whys the rum gone" but the rum isn't gone
You can't do Pirates of the Caribbean without Johnny Depp. Anyone else in the leading role, nobody cares.
I want to see pirates looting spanish ships for treasure and slaves
A strong black queen as the lead character and replacement for the outdated jack sparrow
Could Robert Pattinson play a protagonist in a movie like this? What I mean is could he actually play a character like Jack Sparrow, but not necessarily the same, since only Depp could do that.
they can try and push diversity and stronk womyn for the 90th time to see if that works.
whynot.
cant wait for black trans pirats in wheelchairs.
I wanted Captain Margot like we were PROMISED!
nah make it a spin off about calypso once she's freed (recast her as someone actually hot) and have her terrorize the sea's by attacking ships as a giantess and devouring the sailors whole.
I will not watch anything from Disney even if there was no diversity bs. They have pissed me off so much that I just want them to fail. FRICK DISNEY.
I want to see a diverse pirate crew featuring people of different genders, sexualities, races, and religions. I want the main group of pirates to be a diverse bunch featuring strong independent women and other racial minorities. I don’t want to see any white men unless they’re the bad guys.
No.