Nothing, these movies are the rare series that got better as it went on. Better lore, more references to the other movies, quicker editing cuts. Pure kino.
Why's almost every villain some immortal cursed being inthis series? The only mortal one was Black beard, and he was seeking immortality and somehow could grant immortality to his officers by zombiefying them.
>based spaniards appearing at the end and telling everybody that God is the only source of immortality and that all that sorcery was blasphemous and had to be destroyed
Best part of the movie
It's visually more interesting than the 4th but is just supremely moronic.
Compass reconned.
Yak perro becomes just a total piece of shit.
The movie feels like a fetch quest constantly interrupted by moronic sidequests, I don't want to make a fricking videogame analogy but that's how badly it is written.
The trident appears out of fricking nowhere. Also if they expected the fourth film then WHY the frick have the trident destroy ALL curses. Couldn't it be like a wish upon thing? Not only that but the scene setting up the sequel has Davy Jones in the squid form, how the frick if th curses were destroyed? It's dumb.
Idk wtf they're STILL thinking trying to make the sixth one. Margot Robbie rumored to be the lead and shit. No one will watch that, Depp carried the movies and he said he's not going to play Sparrow anymore even if they give him 500 million or something. It doesn't matter if the lead is a stronk female now or a white male no one is going to watch it without Depp.
Stranger Tides grossed so much and no one remembers it.
The yakperro semi meme on here is everything Dead Men Tell no Tales has left after it and it's still more than On Stranger Tides. Impressively forgettable film.
the first movies are good because it cuts between the goals and perspectives of lady, poor honest dude, and pirate (with bits of other pirates, brits etc inbetween), cutting it down to being ONLY about muh pirate is what made it bad.
to compare it to food, since i'm hungry, it's like instead of serving garlic bread for starters, steak for the main meal and chocolate for dessert, you serve chocolate for starters, chocolate as the main meal and chocolate as dessert - we all love and appreciate chocolate, but it's too much and we need other things to appreciate it.
That's the fifth one you dumbass.
yeah i was hoping nobody would realize i fricked up
No one cared after the 3rd one.
>Inb4 billion dollars
Didn't even realize they made more than 3
Well there's a point that 5 was shit while 4 was kino
That’s the sixth you dumbass
Nothing, these movies are the rare series that got better as it went on. Better lore, more references to the other movies, quicker editing cuts. Pure kino.
you're wrong
Bullshit. You have negative taste.
That's the sneedth one you dumbass
jag
Zbrwww....
I like these edits. They are comfy.
Tried watching this or the other one with my family but I just tuned out after 15 minutes. The series was dead after the third one for me.
>I wish I could tell him myself, but Dead Men Tell No Tales™
What were they thinking?
It was just the same-ol thing everyone had seen.
>Geoffrey and Rush
What did they mean by this?
R.I.P. Neil Peart
yack sparrrrrrrrow
Astrid best waifu
The first one is the only good one. This was the second best just due to booba.
the sex jokes in this one were cringe and trying too hard
YA PARRROOOOOO
The 5th isn't even the worst one. It was better than 4 at least.
JEG DE SBARRO
third one had the ultimate kino ending and should've just called quits there
YAG SBPARROOOO.
The only reason to watch past 2 is for Barbossa and boobies.
> le quirky alcoholic man accidentally's the day again
> retcons the compass backstory
> compass has been promoted to main character
Junkie alcoholic Depp punched the cameraman
Why's almost every villain some immortal cursed being inthis series? The only mortal one was Black beard, and he was seeking immortality and somehow could grant immortality to his officers by zombiefying them.
mate... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy? ;-}
The unironically ran out of ideas after the first one
>based spaniards appearing at the end and telling everybody that God is the only source of immortality and that all that sorcery was blasphemous and had to be destroyed
Best part of the movie
It was fun and the girl had nice boobas.
Mmm made for biting
It's visually more interesting than the 4th but is just supremely moronic.
Compass reconned.
Yak perro becomes just a total piece of shit.
The movie feels like a fetch quest constantly interrupted by moronic sidequests, I don't want to make a fricking videogame analogy but that's how badly it is written.
The trident appears out of fricking nowhere. Also if they expected the fourth film then WHY the frick have the trident destroy ALL curses. Couldn't it be like a wish upon thing? Not only that but the scene setting up the sequel has Davy Jones in the squid form, how the frick if th curses were destroyed? It's dumb.
Idk wtf they're STILL thinking trying to make the sixth one. Margot Robbie rumored to be the lead and shit. No one will watch that, Depp carried the movies and he said he's not going to play Sparrow anymore even if they give him 500 million or something. It doesn't matter if the lead is a stronk female now or a white male no one is going to watch it without Depp.
You know damn well PotC 6 will still gross $600m+ easy on a budget one-third of that.
Admit it: Keira Knightley was the best part of Pirates, especially young and nubile 18yo Kiera in PotC #1.
400 million at best
son.
Stranger Tides grossed so much and no one remembers it.
The yakperro semi meme on here is everything Dead Men Tell no Tales has left after it and it's still more than On Stranger Tides. Impressively forgettable film.
the first movies are good because it cuts between the goals and perspectives of lady, poor honest dude, and pirate (with bits of other pirates, brits etc inbetween), cutting it down to being ONLY about muh pirate is what made it bad.
to compare it to food, since i'm hungry, it's like instead of serving garlic bread for starters, steak for the main meal and chocolate for dessert, you serve chocolate for starters, chocolate as the main meal and chocolate as dessert - we all love and appreciate chocolate, but it's too much and we need other things to appreciate it.
>to compare it food
Every fricking time
i'm hungry 🙁
The wedding scene.
kaya scodelario was my teenage crush