they are creatures from another dimension come to explore earth culture and assume forms most pleasing to humans so they can have easy interactions with us and learn about us.
selma arrives in america and comes to the conclusion that humans are stupid violent monkeys, not worth revisiting. moner spends time with children in an italian kindergarten and comes to the conclusion that humans are delightful and fun creatures and worthy of saving. armas arrives in japan, feels at home, gets bored, goes to russia and cries about how pitiful humans are
Salma Hayek is my aunt, and the other two are her daughters. I'm the prepubecent nephew visiting over the summer/winter. We have sexual relations that build steadily throughout.
a 3 hour grim drama about the wives, mothers and daughters of soldiers who go off and die in a war. as their sons, husbands and brothers don't come home or return with missing legs, the women begin to lose their illusions of a rosy life. some turn to alcohol, one kills herself, they all stop dressing up nice or putting on makeup. they question the meaning of life and why they voted for elites that treated their men as disposable robots. lots of closeups of crying, sad looks, and the entire movie is filmed with a washed out filter.
the easiest noncoomer pitch would be a multi generational family drama or comedy. something like ana taking moner back to her latin home country to see her mother, salma, and help her get in touch with her heritage since she grew up in america.
coomer pitch would involve catholic nuns and strapons.
Three sisters inherit father’s coastal land only to discover that it is actually a nude beach. Hijinks ensue as they visit the property while trying to decide if they should sell it or not.
>Ana and her girlfriend Eva Green become so enamored with the nudist lifestyle that they can't stand wearing clothes anymore and get into all sorts of public nudity based hijinks >Moner has to be pressured by the other two into being naked while they're on the property; is constantly visibly embarrassed and covering herself and repeatedly falls for slapstick pranks by the other girls: bucket of water on the door, pie in the face, etc. >Salma is the most mature of the three; she has the most influence on the decision to sell or not and has also just been through a bad breakup, and the way nudism helps her regain her confidence and an appreciation of simple and wholesome living motivates her to keep the property
A cop that can smell crime. He smells crime, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
Experimental short film where Salma Hayek is covered head to toe in honey and the other girls have to clean her entirely with their mouths. Lavish attention to the licking of her feet, breasts, pussy and buttcheeks. When she is all cleaned off, we get scenes of the three of them frolicking naked in a field, skinny dipping in a river, and finally they reach an abandoned palace with a giant room filled waist-high with flowers which they playfully wrestle in before it turns into an all out threesome.
Latinas are made for breeding
Selma Hyeck is the mistress who must sexually break the other two, third act twist is that they team up to break Hyeck.
Castro's Harem
they are creatures from another dimension come to explore earth culture and assume forms most pleasing to humans so they can have easy interactions with us and learn about us.
selma arrives in america and comes to the conclusion that humans are stupid violent monkeys, not worth revisiting. moner spends time with children in an italian kindergarten and comes to the conclusion that humans are delightful and fun creatures and worthy of saving. armas arrives in japan, feels at home, gets bored, goes to russia and cries about how pitiful humans are
An 88 minute film about a lesbian threesome. Obviously. HNNG!
Salma Hayek's boobs are about to explode and Ana de Armas and whoever the other chick is have to suck out all the milk for 2 hours
compelling, brave, stunning, movie of the year
Roman Charity
Salma Hayek is my aunt, and the other two are her daughters. I'm the prepubecent nephew visiting over the summer/winter. We have sexual relations that build steadily throughout.
Son of a b***h, you stole my screenplay!
My lawyer will be in touch.
ana is the only good one
>Anal de Armas
>Ana De Wallmas
>No makeup
>Still extremely cute
>The troony seethes anyway
frick, marry, kill
Kill, frick, marry, respectively.
Moner>Ana>Hayek
Better yet, pitch a movie with this cast
a 3 hour grim drama about the wives, mothers and daughters of soldiers who go off and die in a war. as their sons, husbands and brothers don't come home or return with missing legs, the women begin to lose their illusions of a rosy life. some turn to alcohol, one kills herself, they all stop dressing up nice or putting on makeup. they question the meaning of life and why they voted for elites that treated their men as disposable robots. lots of closeups of crying, sad looks, and the entire movie is filmed with a washed out filter.
I have a screenplay called "BREAST" and I think I can work all these actresses into it
Sublime taste.
The movie is just them rubbing their bare breasts up against each other and giggling for eight hours.
An inspiring entrepreneur movie about many women coming together to open a milk shop
which only allows boys 12 and under to enter
Do you prefer israeli or Palestinian actresses?
Why do israelites hate other white people so much when they are literally also white?
>Brown Is Even Warmer
I jerk off to Salma regularly
Has your social security check come yet grandpa?
the easiest noncoomer pitch would be a multi generational family drama or comedy. something like ana taking moner back to her latin home country to see her mother, salma, and help her get in touch with her heritage since she grew up in america.
coomer pitch would involve catholic nuns and strapons.
>Ana's Cuban
>Maisie and Salma are Mexican
It could work but Ana would need to learn Spanish.
I have nothing smart to say
Three sisters inherit father’s coastal land only to discover that it is actually a nude beach. Hijinks ensue as they visit the property while trying to decide if they should sell it or not.
>Ana and her girlfriend Eva Green become so enamored with the nudist lifestyle that they can't stand wearing clothes anymore and get into all sorts of public nudity based hijinks
>Moner has to be pressured by the other two into being naked while they're on the property; is constantly visibly embarrassed and covering herself and repeatedly falls for slapstick pranks by the other girls: bucket of water on the door, pie in the face, etc.
>Salma is the most mature of the three; she has the most influence on the decision to sell or not and has also just been through a bad breakup, and the way nudism helps her regain her confidence and an appreciation of simple and wholesome living motivates her to keep the property
would watch
3 hour porno where I frick them in public. 1 hour for each actress
Evening, coomer thread.
Well, I can't watch youtube anymore, so I'm back to jerking off three times a day.
Carlo's Angels
3 Amigas (3 Amigos "remake")
Moner needs to be.on more movies.
Don't you mean 'starring these 2'?
Blue is the warmest color 2, let that French degenerate film it again
I titfrick Hyack for two hours while whoever the other two are watch
Ana de Amras has great breasts too. OP just posted a picture of her wearing a dress that doesn't show them.
Blown out brown prostitutes part 4
Can she play Moner's loose mom?
A cop that can smell crime. He smells crime, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
Experimental short film where Salma Hayek is covered head to toe in honey and the other girls have to clean her entirely with their mouths. Lavish attention to the licking of her feet, breasts, pussy and buttcheeks. When she is all cleaned off, we get scenes of the three of them frolicking naked in a field, skinny dipping in a river, and finally they reach an abandoned palace with a giant room filled waist-high with flowers which they playfully wrestle in before it turns into an all out threesome.
latina goddesses sitting on my chest crushing the air from my lungs until i die