>invent time travel >convince a younger George to compromise with Gary Kurtz on RotJ and retire shortly afterwards to focus on his family like he wanted >let the brand hibernate for the next decade or so (no books, toys, etc.) until the prequels bring it back into public consciousness >give each prequel movie a different director (Howard for 1, Cameron for 2, Mangold for 3) >get in touch with Genndy Tartakovsky to make the Clone Wars animated series to tide fans over until the sequels >give each sequel movie a different director (Abrams for 7, Johnson for 8, Trevorrow for 9) >get in touch with Tony Gilroy and Jon Favreau to make a live-action Underworld streaming series >no Ewoks >no Jar Jar >no Force Cholesterol >no trade disputes >no Mannequin Skywalker >no chosen one prophecies >no wooden dialogue/performances >no Filoni (especially no AhSUEka) >and no special editions
Any questions?
We need to remake the Original Trilogy. I know it sounds crazy but it's best change of course for Disney, for Lucasfilm, and for the fans who still give a shit about the franchise.
140 minute live action movie of Cal and Merrin having sex.
Once that's out, decanonize the sequel trilogy and decanonize every show except Andor. Then proceed to execute Kathleen Kennedy by beheading her in a football stadium.
Rey recreates the Jedi Order and is either pregnant with Ben Solo’s kid or Anakin Skywalker’s reincarnation. The only way to salvage the franchise and save face is to turn Rey into an actual likeable character. It will never recover if you don’t.
"all cancelled SW games suddenly releasing" is not feasible, only a child would expect that to ever happen
anyone with the barest knowledge of project development knows that those games are not resurrecting once the developers move on to different companies
and the maul trilogy shit is dumb, maul's gone, let things end, stop trying to spread characters thin through contentslop
Maul already has a story in Clone Wars, end in Rebels and the Solo movie appearance is linked to the crime organizations of clone wars, why would you want a trilogy made.
A race of giant blonde women rise and become new jedi masters. The entire galaxy both villains and heroes fall under their spell because of the giant girl’s beauty and wisdom. They represent peace and elegance. Essentially being a mix between Kamino long necks and the elves from lord of the rings.
The plot begins as space pirates enslave some of these beautiful giants. The good guys also decide to enslave the giant girls but to do good. Both abuse these beautiful race of giants and we see as these giants slowly join the dark side.
I make a new film where every character from the sequels is executed in the first 5 minutes, and then the rest of the movie is a 6 hour lesbian Twi'lek orgy. You're welcome.
Rey is lubed up and wearing no underwear,as the movie goes along her nipples get harder and she ends up nude in the 3rd act.
Now this is where it gets radical.
She uses the force to stimulate her private parts.
Chewie wakes up, and it turns out NuWars was all a dream. He takes a shit and shaves his body hair to reveal JarJar Binks. Coughing up a hairball, JarJar looks straight at the camera and says "Buy my mixtape"
>Hold a Hall H event at Comic Con or whatever the Star Wars con thing is >Have placards for all the movies and shows on a table >When the event begins, walk onto stage and pull a garbage can out from under the table >toss 7, 8, 9, and the Disney shows into the garbage >shout, "These are no longer canon because they suck. Sorry about that." >Spend the rest of the event laying out the plan for a new trilogy >When the plan is all laid out, bring Kathleen Kennedy onto stage. >Tell her she's fired to her face and then publicly execute her with a lightsaber made by the Disney imagineers
> make a proper battlefront 3 > make a proper live mmorp > use tales of the jedi and the world between worlds to destroy shit canon > fire all management, get it out of disney (this is step 1) > eventually do thrawn trilogy-esque movies, gauging public sentiment
or i double down for the mouse, destroy any and all love for fiction as a medium so that people live outside of stories
Delete and memoryhole all Disney content, declare the EU as the primary canon besides the 6 films, give it back to George Lucas. Fire ALL Lucasfilm employees, especially the likes of Dave Filoni, Pablo Hidalgo, and Leland Chee. There, done.
Ahsoka and Barriss have extremely stinky, sweaty lesbian sex as Padawans in the Jedi Temple. Everybody knows they're fricking, but so long as they don't get attached, its fine. And they do everything, not just eating each other out and scissoring. That weird tongue sucking thing Japs do. Gape tongue plunging. Double index finger vag stretching. Deliberate butthole sniffing. All of it.
Stop making new content.
It really is the only way isnt it. To save it you need to kill it. Damn.
Shit on it, bury it, say a prayer, then go have a burger n' a shake.
>invent time travel
>convince a younger George to compromise with Gary Kurtz on RotJ and retire shortly afterwards to focus on his family like he wanted
>let the brand hibernate for the next decade or so (no books, toys, etc.) until the prequels bring it back into public consciousness
>give each prequel movie a different director (Howard for 1, Cameron for 2, Mangold for 3)
>get in touch with Genndy Tartakovsky to make the Clone Wars animated series to tide fans over until the sequels
>give each sequel movie a different director (Abrams for 7, Johnson for 8, Trevorrow for 9)
>get in touch with Tony Gilroy and Jon Favreau to make a live-action Underworld streaming series
>no Ewoks
>no Jar Jar
>no Force Cholesterol
>no trade disputes
>no Mannequin Skywalker
>no chosen one prophecies
>no wooden dialogue/performances
>no Filoni (especially no AhSUEka)
>and no special editions
Any questions?
I stopped reading at Abrams.
>Cameron
>Abrams
>Favreau
You deserve every israelite in Hollywood shitting all over the things you like. You are the reason the word goyslop exists.
>Any questions?
How soon can you kys? Because it's not soon enough.
Reboot. Gender and race swap everybody. Gay aliens exist. More lightsaber colors and sizes and shapes.
>Gay aliens exist.
No they don't. That's a human perversion.
that sabres going up her ass
We need to remake the Original Trilogy. I know it sounds crazy but it's best change of course for Disney, for Lucasfilm, and for the fans who still give a shit about the franchise.
>We need to remake the Original Trilogy
Hand it all over to Genndy Tartakovsky
140 minute live action movie of Cal and Merrin having sex.
Once that's out, decanonize the sequel trilogy and decanonize every show except Andor. Then proceed to execute Kathleen Kennedy by beheading her in a football stadium.
>those moments in the game when the motion capture makes Merrin's body language seem like she doesn't like cal
Merrin just has aspergers and autism, it's normal.
you just KNOW
Kino
merrin is a sweaty witch who probably has pussy hair
nice
Fire Kathleen Kennedy, apologize to fans, retcon all sequel materials and re-do the sequel trilogy
5 hour found footage hyper space war epic kino
Release the theatrical cuts of the original trilogy in 4k, and then just let it die.
Go all in on a Rey trilogy and pray the younger audience accept it
Kathleen, is that you?
Rey recreates the Jedi Order and is either pregnant with Ben Solo’s kid or Anakin Skywalker’s reincarnation. The only way to salvage the franchise and save face is to turn Rey into an actual likeable character. It will never recover if you don’t.
And make her get naked.
use the force to convince filoni & kk to dive headfirst off the star wars hotel
Lesbian Wars: The Clone Dildo Wars
Rose Tico in a slave bikini with many close-ups of her fat ass.
Rice Taco is very cute in person.
I love how they had to make her noticeably less fat for the toy.
It looks like The Acolyte will fix it
star wars hasn’t been good since the 1980s. why can’t you homosexuals just let it die?
Let it go.
Everyone at Disney gets fired.
>all cancelled SW games release
>muh dave filoni
>deep fakes of dead actors
>muh MAUL TRILOGY
lol this guy is moronic
>>muh dave filoni
>>deep fakes of dead actors
Just these are bad ideas to be fair.
"all cancelled SW games suddenly releasing" is not feasible, only a child would expect that to ever happen
anyone with the barest knowledge of project development knows that those games are not resurrecting once the developers move on to different companies
and the maul trilogy shit is dumb, maul's gone, let things end, stop trying to spread characters thin through contentslop
I didn't say all at once, calm they bosom.
Maul already has a story in Clone Wars, end in Rebels and the Solo movie appearance is linked to the crime organizations of clone wars, why would you want a trilogy made.
Let it die
adapting classics into the film form
Paint a bunch of Scandinavian girls pink call them zeltrons and have them take turns raping me and spitting in my mouth.
A race of giant blonde women rise and become new jedi masters. The entire galaxy both villains and heroes fall under their spell because of the giant girl’s beauty and wisdom. They represent peace and elegance. Essentially being a mix between Kamino long necks and the elves from lord of the rings.
The plot begins as space pirates enslave some of these beautiful giants. The good guys also decide to enslave the giant girls but to do good. Both abuse these beautiful race of giants and we see as these giants slowly join the dark side.
I make a new film where every character from the sequels is executed in the first 5 minutes, and then the rest of the movie is a 6 hour lesbian Twi'lek orgy. You're welcome.
Rey is lubed up and wearing no underwear,as the movie goes along her nipples get harder and she ends up nude in the 3rd act.
Now this is where it gets radical.
She uses the force to stimulate her private parts.
Chewie wakes up, and it turns out NuWars was all a dream. He takes a shit and shaves his body hair to reveal JarJar Binks. Coughing up a hairball, JarJar looks straight at the camera and says "Buy my mixtape"
Burn it to the ground.
games: avelonne
animation: tartakovsky
books: zahn
womyn: removed
Serious answer.
> Cancel the new Rey movie.
> Cancel the Mangold first Jedi movie.
> Remove all woke/girlbossness from the Ahsoka series.
> Cancel Dave Filoni's version of Heir to the Empire.
> Have Timothy Zahn write it instead as a 2 parter.
> Hyper faithful Knights of the Old Republic 2 parter.
> R-Rated Boba Fett movie set in his prime. Never takes his mask off. Is treated like a slasher/terminator figure of pure terror for the underworld.
>Hold a Hall H event at Comic Con or whatever the Star Wars con thing is
>Have placards for all the movies and shows on a table
>When the event begins, walk onto stage and pull a garbage can out from under the table
>toss 7, 8, 9, and the Disney shows into the garbage
>shout, "These are no longer canon because they suck. Sorry about that."
>Spend the rest of the event laying out the plan for a new trilogy
>When the plan is all laid out, bring Kathleen Kennedy onto stage.
>Tell her she's fired to her face and then publicly execute her with a lightsaber made by the Disney imagineers
> make a proper battlefront 3
> make a proper live mmorp
> use tales of the jedi and the world between worlds to destroy shit canon
> fire all management, get it out of disney (this is step 1)
> eventually do thrawn trilogy-esque movies, gauging public sentiment
or i double down for the mouse, destroy any and all love for fiction as a medium so that people live outside of stories
Animated sequels to the original trilogy that retcons most of everything from the prequels and sequel trilogy
Delete and memoryhole all Disney content, declare the EU as the primary canon besides the 6 films, give it back to George Lucas. Fire ALL Lucasfilm employees, especially the likes of Dave Filoni, Pablo Hidalgo, and Leland Chee. There, done.
Delete and gloryhole Daisy Ridley
Simple. Apologize.
Just sell it, Kathleen
Ahsoka and Barriss have extremely stinky, sweaty lesbian sex as Padawans in the Jedi Temple. Everybody knows they're fricking, but so long as they don't get attached, its fine. And they do everything, not just eating each other out and scissoring. That weird tongue sucking thing Japs do. Gape tongue plunging. Double index finger vag stretching. Deliberate butthole sniffing. All of it.
Give it to him. Can't be any worse than what they're doing now.
Just pretend it ended in 1983 like everyone else with taste.
Let it go for 20 years at least
Emulate the film used in the original
Go all in on the High Republic. Try and make it your prequel series, ape the designs and style and make tons of toys and shows
Go away for ten years.
Stop making movies and TV shows. The people in charge of those projects don't have a finger on the pulse of what draws people to Star Wars.
Outside of the firing etc? Make the Thrawn trilogy, accurate to the book, and then go away for a decade.