Pitch a Star Wars project

Pitch a Star Wars project

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel as a full series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be perfect. Honesty they need to get any of the Visions studios back to do a full anime project

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trigger version of TIE Fighter would be megakino

        no cap major cringe moment ong

        Weak bait, us zoomers prefer anime over TV frankly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no cap major cringe moment ong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES but.

      Do it live action, similar to the new D+ stuff.

      After the destruction of the Death Star, a task force is created. It's basically the Imperial version of "Top Gun" to counter Rebel use of hyperdrive-capable snubfighters. They are tasked with hunting down Rogue Squadron. The unit is under the command of the ISB, so it's super space spook shit. Similar in vibe to Andor but with a quicker pace. Think BSG but with Star Wars skin.

      The main character comes from a "New Imperial" family; basically a rags to riches story. His dad was a Stormtrooper, one of the first humans to be accepted and served with the 501st. After saving Vader's life, he was promoted to a very high rank, so he's basically a foot soldier rubbing shoulders with the elite. His son however, has grown up in luxury but feels restless and wants to earn his father's love and respect, so he becomes a TIE pilot.

      PLOT TWIST: It's not his real dad. His real dad is a Jedi.

      After Red 5 shoots down his wingman, the main character swears vengeance on the one who killed him.

      So, like the WWI pilots of old, they hunt each other across the stars.

      The series ends at the Battle of Endor, where this crew you've come to love ends up all dying in a blaze of glory. You know they're all going to die (like Rogue One) but it makes you want to shout "FOR THE EMPIRE!" Also bittersweet because the son turns away from the Jedi path and basically commits suicide by war.

      Now when you go back and watch ROTJ, you can see where those pilots get shot down and how their story is just one of many countless ones cut short by war.

      The ultimate SW film that is ultimately an anti-war series, that pretends to glorify war.

      Fan-service: Main character inspires a younger Varko Grey, who is one of the few survivors of Endor. This also hits the LGBT and minority box.

      Funding? Make Will Smith the Father and Jayden Smith the main character. Smith would fund damn near the whole project itself if he could.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In a way, his story mirrors Luke's and Leia's. He was adopted by a wealthy family but on the other side of the war. He wanted to prove himself to his loved ones, who were not his flesh and blood. All devote themselves to an ideal and suffer the consequences.

        It could also actually show how the Empire is actually fascistic in the true sense of the political meaning. Worship of The State. Many in the galaxy see the Empire as benevolent because it brought stability after the Clones Wars. This new order keeps things quite stable and the hyperspace lanes run on time. It's also insanely productive through nationalization of industrial worlds and work programs. Everyone has a job in the Empire. However, it has a Human's First policy which starts off benign but turns into a "frick aliens" philosophy over time. Gulag kino ensues.

        You actually hear a lot of Imperials talk about "human ideals" and "human experience" and it's meant with a racial connotation. Talk of "true imperials". They can even bring up the idea of racism as we know it and they laugh, claiming that would never happen. Humans are humans. Aliens are...Aliens, right? They don't think like us. They don't dream like us. They point out how the Separatists were predominantly alien races, using machines to do the killing they didn't have the stomach for. They aren't willing to shed blood and sacrifice for what they believe in.

        You show how the Empire is actually fascist and why it's seductive. The Empire seeks to seize carceral power and this shows in how its citizens interpret the world. This can contrast as the main character travels, seeing that most of the galaxy couldn't give less of a shit as long as it "works". The people he's "protecting" don't benefit in any way from his sacrifice and are just more gearss in the machine of the state.

        But if you're wealthy and have authority, the level of power to exert your will is intoxicating. You show evil for what it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sexooo

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women, blacks, and gays

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tie bombers

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares you fricking Lucasfilm shill. Frick off back to Kathleen and tell her from us she's a c**t

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twilek/yoda porn
    >great flexibility you have

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m with you on the Twi’leks. Lots and lots of twileks. Preferably green. Skimpy slave costumes are a must.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Republic Saga
    3 trilogies with a film every 3 years and a 5 year break between sets of three

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tales of Dexter Jettster

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucasfilm would be wise to take a 5 year hiatus from any era that is covered by the Skywalker Saga.

    Star Wars is a strong enough brand and has strong enough lore to support twice as many eras as this, yet they only seem interested in doing shit with stormtroopers and clone wars era Jedi. It's unnecessary.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney is terrified of trying anything new.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney is terrified of trying anything new.

      3 of the upcoming four projects all take place in new eras

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And it only took them 10 years of nostalgiabaiting to grow the balls to do it.
        I've heard of Acolyte, but what are the other 2?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Acolyte is in the High Republic
          Rey is getting a New Jedi Order film
          There is a Dawn of the Jedi film coming
          And Filonis movie is in a new period of the New Republic era as well if you count that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They need the story to be gritty with actual stakes. Rey needs to lose an eye or have her arm severed. If the whimsical vibe of the sequel trilogy and their horrible Disney+ series, then this shit will be dead on arrival.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dawn of the Jedi seems interesting. Anything involving Rey just feels like a continuation of the Empire era to me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They need the story to be gritty with actual stakes. Rey needs to lose an eye or have her arm severed. If the whimsical vibe of the sequel trilogy and their horrible Disney+ series, then this shit will be dead on arrival.

              Ridley says it's "weird and not what she expected" so I'm thinking they are probably going to do the Vong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The High Republic still has a living OT character in it, so I don't call it a new era.
            Anything with Rey is not a new era.
            Dawn will probably be in new era.*
            New Republic is also not a new era.
            * Unless the title is false advertising; and the story is really just the early days of some Jedi we've already seen.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think you know what an era is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cut it off after Age of Rebellion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars is a strong enough brand
      lol not anymore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man I'm sure they are gonna go under any day now. Two more weeks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao if you actually believe star wars is worth $65b then I've got a bridge to sell you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How much of the 65B of accumulated revenue came after Disney's purchase?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is... not how you estimate the value of a brand/project/firm

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The stories of the movies are long past and the force is considered a myth now. But one day there is an awakening in a person. This person is being influenced by the light side, being shown visions and emotions. Somewhere outthere the dark side is also influencing another person with visions and emotions. Not sure what these visions entail or how many other characters are in it. I do know that the final battle will somehow take place at the event horizon of a black hole where the light and dark side both become locked in an eternal struggle that is shown as psychedelic hallucinations, portraying artful sequences that resemble scenes from various parts of movies in the series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire vibe of the trilogies SHOULD have been OT = esoteric/interpersonal, PT = Galactic/Institutional stakes. Then a repeat of those themes with the ST and sequel ST. The ST failed to provide a grounded galaxy with credible intuitions…so now pivoting to a esoteric tale is just going to feel like a untethered kite in the wind

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m all for making a 10th episode where Rey (now 30 years old) gets trapped on tattoine. Only except sandpeople, she’s surrounded by Black people. Each with 12-inch, veiny, throbbing wieners. In order to leave the planet she has to give rimjobs, blowjobs, and handjobs also having to be bred by all of the bucks on the planet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop watching porn.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three whole feature-lengh movies of Palpatine slowly building a galactic-scale fleet of spaceships by himself and then I guess kidnapping 1,300,000 people to crew them and brainwashing them and figuring out how to feed them all in secret on some obscure planet with no infrastructure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love it

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pitch a Star Wars project
    No I won't because it doesn't matter what project you think of if it's done by the Lucasfilm TV team. They're by far the worst people in terms of Star Wars storytelling, they have no idea what the frick they're doing.
    People begged for a series about Obiwan because they were nostalgic over Ewan McGregor and Ewan Christensen, it seemed super easy to nail that project with minimal effort. Lucasfilm TV created a shitty embarrassment that breaks consistency with episodes 3 and 4, hijacked the show with that terrible character Reva, and were so creatively bankrupt they had to copy half the story beats from games and cartoons belonging from the same canon.

    No matter which project you pitch it'll be dogshit because the people in charge can ruin anything.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We make new star wars sequels but instead of rey and the gang they cast me and my self insert as the new protag. Then I get to go on my very own star wars adventures as I and only I define them.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (Set 50 years after the last sequel movie) A young boy named Brucko Wenk is orphaned on a planet called Gahom. His parents were killed by bandits during a robbery. He grows up to fight crime and corruption on his home planet, where lawlessness reigns supreme. He goes by the name Biknom when he dons his disguise. He falls in love with a woman named Rosel who gets kidnapped by an evil crazy space pirate named Yokar.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A General Grievous game where I get to do shit like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If games are an option the answer is easy: Jedi Knight III with full freeform combat.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently bought a Star Wars game I'd wanted when I was a kid but I didn't enjoy it at all and felt like I was wasting time on something stupid. I wish I could have fun and be a manchild like redditors can, but it just doesn't work when I try.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jedi and Sith are women that have big asses and breasts, also the protagonist is the only male

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A series of interconnected novels spanning ~500 years of galactic history modeled after the Chinese classics like Journey to the West or Romance of the Three Kingdoms set ~1000 - 2000 years before the movies.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2D animated adaptations of the expanded universe novels. Don’t incorporate or even acknowledge any element of ST.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Film or TV?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King Arthur but in space.
    Merlin stand in is a Grey Jedi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Grey Jedi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? snowflake Grey is the only thing that comes close to working as a Merlin stand in.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grey Jedi as a concept are fine. They're cringe when it's something like Ahsoka where they try too hard to make her something else for depth or something but clearly she's just a Jedi in denial.

          grey jedi as a concept are stupid and gay and so are the both of you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what's your excuse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grey Jedi as a concept are fine. They're cringe when it's something like Ahsoka where they try too hard to make her something else for depth or something but clearly she's just a Jedi in denial.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghibli's Star Wars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn’t look anything like Ghibli. You mean Anime Star Wars.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Plot of Knights of the old Republic as a trilogy. Light Side Male Revan x Bastila with all the tsundere dialogue choices.

    Maybe a limited TV series run but the VFX would be too expensive. Could work with the Ebon Hawk searching to more planets and doing "monster of the week" type episodes. But it would the require one of the extinct capable writers and a passionate producer.

    It's not gonna be shakespeare but it's a basic story that could rake in a cool billion. Gotta cast two white people as leads though.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grey Jedi as a concept are fine

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Palpetine was a good guy in the end. He was raising an army to fight an out of galaxy tyranid type threat. Manipulating both sides of a war to create droids and troopers was the only way.

    I call it the sith redemption arc. Sometimes you need darkness to do what must be done to protect the ones you love.

    Project follows a new sith. At the start of this conflict. He must convince a reluctant jedi/ love interest to work beside him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Project follows a new sith. At the start of this conflict. He must convince a reluctant jedi/ love interest to work beside him.
      You just gave away the story of the new Rey movie.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pitch a Star Wars project
    jar jar the pornographer staring an unwilling C3P0 and slave leia and a wookie

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'm alone (could be wrong) when I say that star wars is completely dead to me as a brand unless they fix Luke Skywalker with Hamill in the role.
    If they don't address that/leave it as is, then that bastardisation of his legacy will hang over all sw media and make me hate the franchise.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jedi Jar Jar Binks unintentionally causes mischief at the Jedi Temple
    -he destroys some ancient Jedi books
    -he accidentally kills a youngling with his lightsaber
    -he clogs up the Jedi toilet with huge gungan shits
    -he falls for a phishing scam by Darth Vader which destroys the Jedi computer network
    -he orders pizza to the Temple but never has enough credits to pay
    -he leaves the lights on when he leaves a room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he orders pizza to the Temple but never has enough credits to pay
      Haha I can imagine this now
      "Oh meesa thought it was only 15 credits"
      "No sir. It's 25 credits. That's been our policy for the past 5 years. And we've reminded you of that every time you've ordered."
      "But meesa only has 15 credits!"
      "Again sir, that isn't enough credits."
      "Oh la la, this is so bad. What will meesa do?"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Meesa only has 15 credits - the pizza cost 15 credits!"
        "What? The pizza is 25 credits"
        "The pizza cost 15"
        "Your Jedi mindtricks don't work on me...I'm a pizzaman"
        "Ahh poodoo"

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remake the prequels as an alternative timeline, cast the same actors, doesn't matter if they're old, Yoda is old as frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels are fine. It’d just be a waste of effort and money.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A new trilogy of films that opens with a shot of a de-aged Luke Skywalker waking up in bed with a Red-headed Suzanne Pleshette look-a-like, then saying, "Honey, I just had the weirdest dream."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or recast Luke with Sebastian Stan and Karen Gillan as Mara Jade.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That ruin's the gag, though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What gag?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look for the 1993 ending of the show "Newhart."

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A movie about a star-sewer worker who finds out he can use the force and he uses it to launch doodoos at his coworkers.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knights of the Old Republic 3 but it's made by Larian.
    Oh, you meant TV/film? Nah, Star Wars movies and shows have always been shit.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A 6 episode miniseries that takes place between episode 1 and 2 with three main characters, a jedi, a female bounty hunter that has a sith-coloured lightsaber, and a young scavenger that finds a droid that has information on Dooku being a sith lord, and how these stories intertwine, with some cameos of characters like Cin Drallig, Serra Keto, Aayla Secura, but none of the main characters from the PT.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F A M I L Y
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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Kyle and Jan, Kanan and Hera were the only good characters on the Ghost Crew. I'd prefer to remove Rebels from the canon and bring the two closer to their inspirations by having it just be them two for a potential series. One that would be similar in tone to Andor. The Battle of Scarif would be the series finale.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star prostitutes: a whimsical sex-romp following prostitutes in the galaxy
    (completely original title I just came up with)

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imperials are using an alien brothel to catch rebels. What the Imperials don't know is that the rebels are also using that brothel to find out secrets. What NEITHER side knows is that the Hutts are actually using all this intel to blackmail both sides. What the Hutts DON'T KNOW is that the hookers have hearts of gold and they're planning on running way. It's the heartwarming and gritty Star Wars tale that every fan of Jabba's Palace always wanted!

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