You just made me realize something the OT has that neither the prequels nor sequels really have a sense of. The unknown strange. Other than a few random run ins, there's never really a sense of danger from random biological or environmental factors. Everyone's just so aware of everything.
A biopic about the founding of BlasTech but told through a blatant bias that gets interrupted halfway through to Sonn-Blas Corporation's formation with the First Order.
Battlestar Galactica copy starting during the Battle of Coruscant, and following the story of a Separatist capital ship and its crew as they try to survive through the early years of the Empire.
tv series about two young kids on a planet that's like the wild west and thousands of light years from the main star wars setting become the first people in their history to utilize the force.
story follows them as they learn to control their abilites and then decide to travel their country trying bring peace where they can. one starts to leans more to the light side and one to the dark side, and hints that the force might influence the users personality and pushes it to extremes. they learn to lean on each other to keep their excesses under control and to cover their weaknesses, while fighting a villain of the week that builds to a big bad guy.
Answered it last thread, but I'd like them to bring the High Republic to the screen through new stories that don't adapt what the books did, but show the same broad events through a different perspective
The era is too important to the lore for it to simply never be part of the screen content, if it's true that Lucasfilm will be doing Old Republic as well
>The era is too important to the lore
It's completely pointless. We already know the Republic is full of corruption and the corporate powers are strong in the Outer Rim, we don't need to see a bunch of bullshit contrivances while everyone is wearing the gaudiest shit in the galaxy to reach that point.
You know what we should fricking see? Anakin during his ten year apprenticeship among the Jedi. The most formative time of his life and we see absolutely none of it in Disneycanon. Thanks to TCW aging him out of that generation of padawans it's essentially like he never even had any peers or friends among the Jedi outside of Obi-wan to begin with.
That would be boring. It would be a lot of meditating and lecturing from the Jedi order (attempted brainwashing).
Nothing interesting happened to Anakin during those years.
>That would be boring. It would be a lot of meditating and lecturing from the Jedi order (attempted brainwashing). >Nothing interesting happened to Anakin during those years.
Imagine never knowing YAkino.
Pick a campaign from TIE Fighter, create a room of pilots with names, run the campaign kill a few of those pilots and sprinkle in some papa palps stuff, bingo
YOU are based, THAT pitch is based, i want the real ending to be put out there and finally dissolve the torture we have been subjected to in the past. Stay classy, stay based and true to yourself anon and never lower that glass. Cheers
>Take Game of Thrones >Substitute Star Wars characters >Success
No one will know. Even I would watch it knowing it's a ripoff and I usually dgaf about Star Wars
A young man in the outer rim inherits his father's droid shop. After failing the imperial exam for his province he is forced to mange the shop as his only form of income. His neighbours ridicule him for his failure to to become an imperial official and lament his father's death. His father was pillar of the community. The young man has a silver tongue and so through some miracle he manages to maneuver all his potential customers in disadvantageous businesse deals. This works out well for him until he encounters a flying israeli scrap mental merchant. For some reason his charm fails him and he is drawn into a deadly situation but before the flying israelite can punish him for his transgression a mysterious young man waddles into his shop. This man's name is baby yoda.
It's weird how Kevin Anderson is such a terrible writer but actually cranked out a lot of bangers in the EU. But Darksaber is objectively the #2 worst of the ~100 I read. In a normal world it would be the worst, but somehow the abomination known as Crystal Star got published
Crystal Star isn't even bad. >a kidnapping plot and some extradimensional alien space bullshit? AHHHH HELP ME LUCASMAN I'M GOING INSAAAANE!
It was 1994 get over it dude.
Jango Fett in EU was too cool. It's like the writers forgot he is gonna get killed in the most humiliating way possible, not to mention they kinda made him and Zam Wesell close pals
Set "a long time ago" in a fictional universe where the galaxy is ruled by the tyrannical Galactic Hegemony, the story focuses on a group of freedom fighters known as the Underground, who aim to destroy the Hegemony's newest superweapon. When a female Rebel leader is apprehended by the Hegemony, a young factory worker acquires stolen architectural plans of the superweapon and sets out to rescue her, while learning the ways of a metaphysical power known as "the Force" from an old Jedi Master.
That was back when the canon was that the soldiers simply followed orders. Ironically the games humanized the clones much more than the animated garbage "le implanted mind control chip" robots we got now as canon.
I wouldn't mind a feed of C-SPAN footage of Galactic Senate hearings. Like footage of Wookies arguing trade route rights ,or Palpatine fillabustering over some Death Star construction ordinance.
Nothing exciting. Just bullshit hearings and votes.
Band of Brothers style series following TIE fighter pilots from training to squadron assignment, to combat patrols,ends at Endor with most of them getting killed.
Lots of in universe gossip and rumour (dude did you hear we kicked theyre ass at Hoth) etc.
>Humanize the characters
Show them at their weird space job or making their weird space breakfast
>Good soundtrack
Hire a consultant who knows cool music. Don't let a random director or producer choose. Star Wars music should be memorable.
>Dialogue
Should be Game of Thrones tier and no less
>CGI
Every backdrop should be breathtaking or trippy or frightening or futuristic. It's a fantasy story about space. It should look it.
>Creatures
Same as above. It's a universe with strange alien life so play it up.
>Story
Make it simple. It's cool that there are people who know all the eras and dynasties and etc. But make it palatable for the average person. Add moments so that normie cool kids will be saying "Have you seen Star Wars?"
Senate politics and scheming bleeding into snapshots of the real world.
Seasons 1-2 go over the decline of the Republic
3 is dedicated solely to the fall of the republic and rise of the Empire
4 is Imperial Senate, highly paranoid and accusatory
5 is the dancing around the eventual dissolution of the Senate entirely
>exploring the Unknown Regions >more WWII inspired battles. A Star Wars version of the Blitz or the Battle of Stalingrad. A Star Wars take on the Battle of the Pacific on an ocean world like Mon Calamari. >a series about clandestine agencies like rebel secret forces or Imperial Office of Naval Intelligence conducting espionage on various factions >a pod racing series >a series about what some do for fun in the galaxy >following a young party of up and coming imperials, a series about the early scouting and construction of the shield generator and then the Death Star on Endor for some more ewoks, burt also other hazards and aliens on the moon and the struggles of keeping the project secret and dealing with the local wildlife. >a TIE Fighter/X-Wing series that's Top Gun x10. Following rebel and imperial pilots as they train and conduct missions and battles against each other. Chance for romance and inner faction conflict. >a series about the Mandalorian/Jedi War. Explore the virtues and failings of the early Jedi and Mando's the inevitable lead to their collapses and downfalls >exploring the underbelly side of the galaxy like something that takes place in either Hutt Space or the sleezier side of the Corporate Sector >other factions and adherents to the Force, both light and dark, are explored. Dark Side cults of worship and Force users that aren't Jedi >a series about the blood feud between the wookiees and the trandoshans. Bossk and young Chewie boss battle >a series about a strong kingdom or federation that stands up against the empire before being annexed and defeated, a sort of campaign int he losing battle sense like Halo: Reach >stories that take place on the pre-destroyed Death Star, or create some other Imperial fortress or superweapon >a Star Wars horror series like Death Troopers >a story about droids, like Kligson's Droid World >Dark Empire just for the tone and the colour pallate >exploring the inner workings of the Imperial navies
So much shit, dude.
you know, presenting a map like this at some point of the beginning of Phantom Menace would have been extremely useful in illustrating the real size of the galaxy & the actual seriousness of the opening scroll's boring af description of trade blockades & taxes & embargos & shit
It's the same basic story of It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World or Rat Race, but it's all the bounty hunters going after one guy who has a huge bounty on his head, and all the bounty hunters are continuously sabotaging each other
From the previous thread, tales from the outer rim. An anthology series where each episode has little to no involvement in the main storyline, could be about a bounty hunter, a smuggler, the rise and fall of a criminal empire, someone discovering the force, the daring escape of a slave girl, a day in the life of a stormtrooper, or a politician caught in a scandal, really you’ve got a galaxy of ideas.
literally just a show where the Imperials are shown as neutral, grey by and large bringing order to the lawless galaxy with some undercurrents of human supremacy and inner galaxy vs rim politics.
The view of a lower level Naval officer during the immediate fallout from the Emperor's death as he and the crew of the Star Destroyer he is deployed on are wrapped up in politics as their Captain declares for some Moff or Governor and the ensuing conflicts between Imperial factions, criminals, and independent systems with the nascent Republic as this officer and other character moves up the ranks
I prefer a republic-era story that shows why some wanted an empire. Not even with that term, just a strong centralized republic, a vision some naively saw as a progressive alternative to petty local tyrants.
it would technically be republic era as it's post-Endor. Republic would be shown as wheeling and dealing and allowing criminal syndicates to come into power
because they make the rebels so boring, they need to flesh out the various factions that make up the rebels more, like featuring anarchists and CIS diehards
the imperial aesthetic and uniforms and ships look cool and sound cool, the rebels are boring as frick
i don't want "empire good", just for them to stop being a joke and jobbers, because frankly i have a hard time connecting to the rebel factions if the threat is minimal
A show about the Imperial Warlords focusing on Pelleon starting with the battle over endor. It would feature the deaths of the grand admirals and have a full season dedicated to Thrawn. No dark empire and no cloning bullshit.
>no Dark Empire >no cloning
BOOOOORING
Thrawn is methodically villainous, good for books
Veitch is fun and his works could actually be adapted to the screen
A whole series about clones just fighting for their lives. Make them mostly fight actual bad guys like Trandoshan slavers, Hutt cartels, space pirates and shit like that. And then the occasional rebel uprising, but don't moralgay it. Make the rebels have a bad side, like have them do an "us vs them" approach and everyone who isn't a rebel on the planet is an enemy. Of course there will be occasional bonding with the enemy and shit but don't overdo it.
And I'm really sick of space magic and shit so no Jedi, no donutsteel bounty hunters, and absolutely no Debra Wilson in any shape or form.
The thing with making a series exclusively about the clones would be filming: Live action shows would shows for the clones to removal their helmet, in order to bring more depth to the characters and build sensibility attachments. You can’t do that with characters wearing helmets most of the times.
>Live action shows would shows for the clones to removal their helmet, in order to bring more depth to the characters and build sensibility attachments.
They need to keep the helmets on (it can work they just need to give them unique and distinct decals, color schemes, and damage that reflect their personality) or else it will be Temuera Morrison doing a one man comedy act.
Kathleen Kennedy crosses over into acting and becomes the star of a new series ""KK Jedi Knight Warrior" where she singlehandedly defeats the Empire and gains new Jedi powers such as the ability to murder force ghosts. She slaughters Luke, Yoda, Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan and all the other fanboy favorites and shits on their dismembered corpses.
Ratings are through the roof and the show is a worldwide success. Truly, the force is female.
Exactly that poster, obviously. A series that covers the Galactic civil war from the end of ANH to the end of RoTJ.
It's frankly embarrassing how shy Disney is to use the main trio outside of nothing comic lines anymore, especially when those comics are almost always shit. >in the EU Luke discovers Vader's past by seeing it firsthand through R2's holo-memories years and years after the movies, and his whole family sees them together, foreshadowing his nephew's fall to the Dark Side as he tries to justify Anakin's actions >in the comics he finds out what Vader did like a week after Bespin because some b***h told him while he was trapped in a hole
Throw all that shit out and start from scratch.
Do an "Enemy Mine" style movie. Rebel and Imperial fighter pilots wind up stranded on a barely survivable planetoid. Both have been left behind by their side, so they have to struggle together to survive. Yeah, Rebels did it. Do it again.
A series about a young Sheev growing up in an affluent family on Naboo and his quick escalation within the political ranks culminating with his no inaction to the rank of intergalactic senator.
Along the way, he befriend a young Gungan who will eventually guide the two Jedis to Tatooine.
Pirate ship goes around the galaxy stealing cargo and selling it to the highest bidder.
They are neither good or bad guys they just wanna make money. Sometimes they kill people if they have to.
The crew in the first few episodes is only the mc (white male) and a crazy military robot.
First season would consist in making easy money and recruiting more crewmates for a bigger job.
Crew is very Kotor 2-like.
Crewmates sometimes die in missions so there is high stakes.
No jedi, no sith, no empire, no republic. Just fun pirates adventures.
Everything after the sequels showed that Kennedy isn't incompetent, she just made some awful decisions relating to the sequel trilogy
Johnson was just working with what he had, and honestly made a best case scenario after episode 7 threatened to make the trilogy a rehash without any new or interesting concepts.
Abrams is the one who fricked the whole thing up. He needs to be killed and I hate him.
>Genndy tartovosky mini series >set during Mandalorian Wars in the Old Republic
God frick yes
>ala Clone Wars
No. Let Gendy lead the animation but give the project to a showrunner who has a stronger talent for storytelling. Clone Wars 2003 will never be more as a pretty toy commercial
There was more significant character development in Genndys Two part special that explains the entirety of Anakins transformation into Vader as well as his relationship with Obi Wan. There’s barely any dialogue, yet Anakin screaming in agony as he sticks his robot arm into a forcefield to save an indigenous alien tribe just before he slaughters the ones experimenting on them is more memorable than anything the sequel trilogy produced.
140 minutes of Cal Kestis impregnating Merrin, explicit with slow motion during key moments. The ending is George Lucas taking the camera and recording a a VLOG about how the sequel trilogy never happened and Han shot first.
I'd like a series of retro-styled adaptations of various EU works, probably starting with the Thrawn Trilogy. They'd be made to look as much as possible like they were made in the mid-to-late 80s, as if they were made not long after RotJ.
Scoundrels: Its a animated series with young Han Solo and Chewie ramming around the galaxy in the Falcon, smuggling, pulling capers, sticking it to the Empire and getting into hijnks.
Basically its Solo but instead of being stupid and trying to recast Harrison Ford you get some voice actor who does a really good impression and try and then get Gendy Tartakovsky to animate it.
Imperial show following an ISD Captain during the pre-ANH era. Series is about exploring the Star Wars universe doing all sorts of Imperial jobs, though MC is a moralgay who isn't outright evil and tries to find a middleground for situations. Big cast of supporting characters, all officers on the ship, Stormtrooper captain, ISB guy, 2nd in command, etc. Basically Star Trek in Star Wars. If you want to really attract people make MC a female jedi who survived Order 66 as a padawan and joined up to hide in plain sight for extra drama and inevitable season 1 cliffhanger.
>If you want to really attract people make MC a female jedi who survived Order 66 as a padawan and joined up to hide in plain sight for extra drama and inevitable season 1 cliffhanger
You had me until this dumb shit.
I'd redo Episodes 1-3 but with better dialogue and special effects. I'd also reorganize the plot as follows: >anakin is a scrappy homeless teen on coruscant >he gets caught up in obi-wan's investigation of an attempted assassination on padme >anakin saves obi-wan's life and catches the assassin. Obi-wan takes him on as an apprentice. The Jedi council objects due to Anakin's age and inner darkness, but chancellor palpatine interferes... >the assassination attempt leads to galactic civil war, all part of palpatine's plan
Basically roll TPM and AotC into one movie and expand RotS into two
Imperial Police Procedural
You're not the first people to have this idea I am but it deserves to be made.
>Pitch a star wars series
Scoundrels: Its a animated series with young Han Solo and Chewie ramming around the galaxy in the Falcon, smuggling, pulling capers, sticking it to the Empire and getting into hijnks.
Basically its Solo but instead of being stupid and trying to recast Harrison Ford you get some voice actor who does a really good impression and try and then get Gendy Tartakovsky to animate it.
I'd like a series of retro-styled adaptations of various EU works, probably starting with the Thrawn Trilogy. They'd be made to look as much as possible like they were made in the mid-to-late 80s, as if they were made not long after RotJ.
10 minute episode each week, 11 episodes, first 10 episodes i cut a different finger off of the filoni's hands and leave the camera running so you can see him whimpering. 11th episode i light him on fire.
c3po runs a brothel
he gets into all sorts of wacky hijinx and acts cruelly unintentionally to his b***hes because he is unfamiliar with the nature of his work, slowly he learns compassion
a brown haired middle aged woman with a poor English accent saves the day with force powers/insert skill here, she has many sidekicks that get some screen time to admire her amazing skills and charisma.
Crimson empire. The best part is it could easily be mildly edited to fit into the current tv era storylines since the entire thing revolves around imperial remnants that sabotaged clones of the emperor and his last loyal guardsman taking revenge on those responsible.
On a bleak city-world, the empire suddenly takes over and installs a device that prevents the use of the force on the planet. A lone jedi is trapped in the city, and will have to rely on his wits and mundane skills to escape. He takes up a job as a detective so that he can pay for a ship to get off planet, but after he takes a case from a local twilek woman everything changes. What he discovers along the way could shake his faith in the Jedi order, and could put the entire galaxy at risk.
Admiral Ackbar's prequel fishermen spinoff. Akbar as a young Mon Calimari is working on a fisherboat and discovers that the species of fish his company is harvesting is actually sentient. To get the word out, he's going to have to cross paths with his empire-friendly company who wants to keep it a secret. However, several mon calimari fisher boats have been vanishing, and he suspects its due to the harvesting of the sentient fish, who are now fighting back and sinking ships, leaving no witnesses.
> Jar Jar
You completely toss out Disney Wars and start from scratch. You get Tsui Hark in, feed him a fricktonne of mushrooms and get him to write the weirdest, most fricked up Buddhist inspired wuxia insanity this side of Zu Warriors.
Yeah so anyway, Jar Jar is a chaos force user on a generational mission to do some Mcguffin bullshit blah blah etc. Meanwhile it's a hardcore wirefu slapfest where Jar Jar uses his force sensitivity to appear completely moronic, yet somehow always get the upper hand. Think extended sequences where one thing triggers another like in Final Destination, but Hong Kong comedy. Somebody's noodle cantina is going to get trashed.
Anyway. Kung Fu Star Wars with badass Jar Jar. Final showdown is with Yoda. Twenty minute Final fight insanity between two force masters that would make Jet Li weep with jealousy. Actually, frick it. Hire him as a Jedi or some shit. Jacki Chan as well. I'm sure he's still not looking for trubble yet the cantina still gets wrecked.
eternal manchildren eagerly eat shit dripping from a pipe with a golden statue of george lucas in the backdrop. 4 seasons, 12 episodes each
Dude you are like so fricking based based so much do you know how many western civilizations you just saved based?
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kek, fanboy SEETHING
me having sex with a leia slave realdoll
would you watch it?
Are you black?
Why a doll?
Because Carrie is dead you sick frick
3 8 episode seasons adapting this with Andor's budget. I will have all creative control. If animated it would be like Spiderverse but less spazzy.
Predator inspired monster movie about a squad of downed Stormtroopers fighting some oogley boogely on a planet.
You just made me realize something the OT has that neither the prequels nor sequels really have a sense of. The unknown strange. Other than a few random run ins, there's never really a sense of danger from random biological or environmental factors. Everyone's just so aware of everything.
They did have the massive fish monster the Jedi had to outrun near the core in Episode 1. And Episode 2 had the monster death match.
Yep, that used to be the stock in trade of pulp adventures.
They went too hard in on muh prophecy and hero's journey aspects, probably because they think that makes it more important and less like "kids-stuff".
Same way comics went "dark" so the ageing-out fandom could better support their continuing engagement with the material.
A biopic about the founding of BlasTech but told through a blatant bias that gets interrupted halfway through to Sonn-Blas Corporation's formation with the First Order.
luke except he's gay and chinese
Yet another box office hit from cum studios
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
"HELL YEAH, DUDE!
Does he, does he suck Chewbacca's wiener?
What kinda noise do you think Chewbacca makes when he's getting his dick sucked?"
Ewoks do 9/11
No. Make it the Toydarians. Aren’t they the israeli stereotype? Allegedly, Israel is behind 9/11.
Remake of Birth of a Nation with wookies
Han, Luke, and Leia disavow their fandom and then are raped to death in a dark alley
star wars doesnt work as a tv show you dumb homosexual
You mean Battlestar Galactica?
Nowadays? It's unsalvagable.
Battlestar Galactica copy starting during the Battle of Coruscant, and following the story of a Separatist capital ship and its crew as they try to survive through the early years of the Empire.
>DO NOT RESPOND TO CORPORATE IDEA FARMING THREADS
Get your own ideas, yidsney shill
tv series about two young kids on a planet that's like the wild west and thousands of light years from the main star wars setting become the first people in their history to utilize the force.
story follows them as they learn to control their abilites and then decide to travel their country trying bring peace where they can. one starts to leans more to the light side and one to the dark side, and hints that the force might influence the users personality and pushes it to extremes. they learn to lean on each other to keep their excesses under control and to cover their weaknesses, while fighting a villain of the week that builds to a big bad guy.
A Dengar show where he does what Boba should have been doing in his show, namely bounty hunting and engaging in morally questionable behavior.
Answered it last thread, but I'd like them to bring the High Republic to the screen through new stories that don't adapt what the books did, but show the same broad events through a different perspective
The era is too important to the lore for it to simply never be part of the screen content, if it's true that Lucasfilm will be doing Old Republic as well
The Acolyte is set during this era
True but still separated by 100 years. I'd like to see the events of the books
>The era is too important to the lore
It's completely pointless. We already know the Republic is full of corruption and the corporate powers are strong in the Outer Rim, we don't need to see a bunch of bullshit contrivances while everyone is wearing the gaudiest shit in the galaxy to reach that point.
You know what we should fricking see? Anakin during his ten year apprenticeship among the Jedi. The most formative time of his life and we see absolutely none of it in Disneycanon. Thanks to TCW aging him out of that generation of padawans it's essentially like he never even had any peers or friends among the Jedi outside of Obi-wan to begin with.
That would be boring. It would be a lot of meditating and lecturing from the Jedi order (attempted brainwashing).
Nothing interesting happened to Anakin during those years.
>That would be boring. It would be a lot of meditating and lecturing from the Jedi order (attempted brainwashing).
>Nothing interesting happened to Anakin during those years.
Imagine never knowing YAkino.
Anon that anon it's clearly trans no way any normal being would read Nu wars books
>kotor but with gays everywhere
>Nu Wars important
It's shit, was shit and will remain shit
It's a series about Ewoks. They all live in trees and eat bugs and small woodland creatures and tree sap.
Pick a campaign from TIE Fighter, create a room of pilots with names, run the campaign kill a few of those pilots and sprinkle in some papa palps stuff, bingo
Oh sorry my bad, you flushed the EU
TIE fighter game was kino
>Pitch a star wars series
Luke Skywalker wakes up next to Mara from terrible dream where he was a fricking loser and female Palpatine stole his name.
The End.
YOU are based, THAT pitch is based, i want the real ending to be put out there and finally dissolve the torture we have been subjected to in the past. Stay classy, stay based and true to yourself anon and never lower that glass. Cheers
>Take Game of Thrones
>Substitute Star Wars characters
>Success
No one will know. Even I would watch it knowing it's a ripoff and I usually dgaf about Star Wars
A young man in the outer rim inherits his father's droid shop. After failing the imperial exam for his province he is forced to mange the shop as his only form of income. His neighbours ridicule him for his failure to to become an imperial official and lament his father's death. His father was pillar of the community. The young man has a silver tongue and so through some miracle he manages to maneuver all his potential customers in disadvantageous businesse deals. This works out well for him until he encounters a flying israeli scrap mental merchant. For some reason his charm fails him and he is drawn into a deadly situation but before the flying israelite can punish him for his transgression a mysterious young man waddles into his shop. This man's name is baby yoda.
if Tatooine hadn't been done to death already, I think this would work
It's weird how Kevin Anderson is such a terrible writer but actually cranked out a lot of bangers in the EU. But Darksaber is objectively the #2 worst of the ~100 I read. In a normal world it would be the worst, but somehow the abomination known as Crystal Star got published
Darksaber is fun and Daala was a badass consolidating her power
Crystal Star isn't even bad.
>a kidnapping plot and some extradimensional alien space bullshit? AHHHH HELP ME LUCASMAN I'M GOING INSAAAANE!
It was 1994 get over it dude.
I forgive Anderson for creating Tenel Ka, ginger atheletic Dathomir princess waifu
I loved tales of the bounty hunters as a kid.
I thought IG-88 was bomb.
The Sopranos but its the Hutts
Jango Fett in EU was too cool. It's like the writers forgot he is gonna get killed in the most humiliating way possible, not to mention they kinda made him and Zam Wesell close pals
>marvel
They are still releasing old dark horse comics but now under marvel?
Pretty sure all DH comics have been re-released under Marvel digitally
Marvel has also been putting out omnis and epic collections of DH comics
no
Darth Bane: Path Of Destruction in a GoT style show.
Set "a long time ago" in a fictional universe where the galaxy is ruled by the tyrannical Galactic Hegemony, the story focuses on a group of freedom fighters known as the Underground, who aim to destroy the Hegemony's newest superweapon. When a female Rebel leader is apprehended by the Hegemony, a young factory worker acquires stolen architectural plans of the superweapon and sets out to rescue her, while learning the ways of a metaphysical power known as "the Force" from an old Jedi Master.
Fricking book it. Make the character a girl and make sure she's really strong in the force and barely needs the old dude
>"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is...is how quiet it was."
>Battlefront
those story entries were the shit.
That was back when the canon was that the soldiers simply followed orders. Ironically the games humanized the clones much more than the animated garbage "le implanted mind control chip" robots we got now as canon.
I legitimately hate Star Wars now. I didn't used to.
I wouldn't mind a feed of C-SPAN footage of Galactic Senate hearings. Like footage of Wookies arguing trade route rights ,or Palpatine fillabustering over some Death Star construction ordinance.
Nothing exciting. Just bullshit hearings and votes.
Financial advisor for the clone army, Mace windu is the villian
>Pitch a star wars series
Band of Brothers style series following TIE fighter pilots from training to squadron assignment, to combat patrols,ends at Endor with most of them getting killed.
Lots of in universe gossip and rumour (dude did you hear we kicked theyre ass at Hoth) etc.
That's too good, stop helping
They will never, ever allow the empire to be portrayed as evil, comically inaccurate shooting, white supremacist villains.
>Humanize the characters
Show them at their weird space job or making their weird space breakfast
>Good soundtrack
Hire a consultant who knows cool music. Don't let a random director or producer choose. Star Wars music should be memorable.
>Dialogue
Should be Game of Thrones tier and no less
>CGI
Every backdrop should be breathtaking or trippy or frightening or futuristic. It's a fantasy story about space. It should look it.
>Creatures
Same as above. It's a universe with strange alien life so play it up.
>Story
Make it simple. It's cool that there are people who know all the eras and dynasties and etc. But make it palatable for the average person. Add moments so that normie cool kids will be saying "Have you seen Star Wars?"
Senate politics and scheming bleeding into snapshots of the real world.
Seasons 1-2 go over the decline of the Republic
3 is dedicated solely to the fall of the republic and rise of the Empire
4 is Imperial Senate, highly paranoid and accusatory
5 is the dancing around the eventual dissolution of the Senate entirely
>exploring the Unknown Regions
>more WWII inspired battles. A Star Wars version of the Blitz or the Battle of Stalingrad. A Star Wars take on the Battle of the Pacific on an ocean world like Mon Calamari.
>a series about clandestine agencies like rebel secret forces or Imperial Office of Naval Intelligence conducting espionage on various factions
>a pod racing series
>a series about what some do for fun in the galaxy
>following a young party of up and coming imperials, a series about the early scouting and construction of the shield generator and then the Death Star on Endor for some more ewoks, burt also other hazards and aliens on the moon and the struggles of keeping the project secret and dealing with the local wildlife.
>a TIE Fighter/X-Wing series that's Top Gun x10. Following rebel and imperial pilots as they train and conduct missions and battles against each other. Chance for romance and inner faction conflict.
>a series about the Mandalorian/Jedi War. Explore the virtues and failings of the early Jedi and Mando's the inevitable lead to their collapses and downfalls
>exploring the underbelly side of the galaxy like something that takes place in either Hutt Space or the sleezier side of the Corporate Sector
>other factions and adherents to the Force, both light and dark, are explored. Dark Side cults of worship and Force users that aren't Jedi
>a series about the blood feud between the wookiees and the trandoshans. Bossk and young Chewie boss battle
>a series about a strong kingdom or federation that stands up against the empire before being annexed and defeated, a sort of campaign int he losing battle sense like Halo: Reach
>stories that take place on the pre-destroyed Death Star, or create some other Imperial fortress or superweapon
>a Star Wars horror series like Death Troopers
>a story about droids, like Kligson's Droid World
>Dark Empire just for the tone and the colour pallate
>exploring the inner workings of the Imperial navies
So much shit, dude.
Why he hell are there unknown regions closer to Coruscant than the opposite edge of the galaxy?
i used to eat up star wars lore like this map when i was a kid. now it just seems like boring bullshit and i have work in the morning.
you know, presenting a map like this at some point of the beginning of Phantom Menace would have been extremely useful in illustrating the real size of the galaxy & the actual seriousness of the opening scroll's boring af description of trade blockades & taxes & embargos & shit
Solo already did it. Band of Brothers, Imperial Army style
It's the same basic story of It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World or Rat Race, but it's all the bounty hunters going after one guy who has a huge bounty on his head, and all the bounty hunters are continuously sabotaging each other
Darth Revan series
Dash Rendar movie
simple as.
Adaptations of the SWTOR class stories
It's so easy honestly
A memetic kill screen that immediately gives any homosexual who watches Star Wars a brain aneurysm
Literally just a Revan trilogy
Remake of the original trilogy but every scene is a 60 min episode or two.
Blackhawk Down but with clone troopers
From the previous thread, tales from the outer rim. An anthology series where each episode has little to no involvement in the main storyline, could be about a bounty hunter, a smuggler, the rise and fall of a criminal empire, someone discovering the force, the daring escape of a slave girl, a day in the life of a stormtrooper, or a politician caught in a scandal, really you’ve got a galaxy of ideas.
Generation kill but with storm troopers. Absolutely no connection to any other series or events, just the empire conquering a backwater system.
literally just a show where the Imperials are shown as neutral, grey by and large bringing order to the lawless galaxy with some undercurrents of human supremacy and inner galaxy vs rim politics.
The view of a lower level Naval officer during the immediate fallout from the Emperor's death as he and the crew of the Star Destroyer he is deployed on are wrapped up in politics as their Captain declares for some Moff or Governor and the ensuing conflicts between Imperial factions, criminals, and independent systems with the nascent Republic as this officer and other character moves up the ranks
I prefer a republic-era story that shows why some wanted an empire. Not even with that term, just a strong centralized republic, a vision some naively saw as a progressive alternative to petty local tyrants.
it would technically be republic era as it's post-Endor. Republic would be shown as wheeling and dealing and allowing criminal syndicates to come into power
So, you want a strawman to make the space nazis look good, got it.
you sound like you have issues with your life that you need to sort out before discussing (good) ideas for star wars series
"But the empire is Space Nazi. They have to be comically evil at all times"
why are so many anons obsessed with the idea of star wars media humanizing the empire
It's either that or go in circles forever with rebels vs empire
the empire is cool simple as
because they make the rebels so boring, they need to flesh out the various factions that make up the rebels more, like featuring anarchists and CIS diehards
the imperial aesthetic and uniforms and ships look cool and sound cool, the rebels are boring as frick
i don't want "empire good", just for them to stop being a joke and jobbers, because frankly i have a hard time connecting to the rebel factions if the threat is minimal
why are so many basedas obssessed with keeping them cartoonish villains with no depth?
i always liked the empires ascetics better and the rebels, especially the orange/red pilot jumpsuits looked out of place.
A show about the Imperial Warlords focusing on Pelleon starting with the battle over endor. It would feature the deaths of the grand admirals and have a full season dedicated to Thrawn. No dark empire and no cloning bullshit.
>no Dark Empire
>no cloning
BOOOOORING
Thrawn is methodically villainous, good for books
Veitch is fun and his works could actually be adapted to the screen
Seeing canon interpretations of the other grand admirals would be neat, especially how they’d go down.
Republic commando series
JABBA
It's about jabba and the hutts doing hutt stuff. Basically sopranos but slugs.
I just want more of him
a (straight white male) padawans journey to becoming a jedi knight at the height of old republic
do Fraiser in space, but only for a season.
Luke gets an ipad
I agree with the Band of Brothers guy.
A whole series about clones just fighting for their lives. Make them mostly fight actual bad guys like Trandoshan slavers, Hutt cartels, space pirates and shit like that. And then the occasional rebel uprising, but don't moralgay it. Make the rebels have a bad side, like have them do an "us vs them" approach and everyone who isn't a rebel on the planet is an enemy. Of course there will be occasional bonding with the enemy and shit but don't overdo it.
And I'm really sick of space magic and shit so no Jedi, no donutsteel bounty hunters, and absolutely no Debra Wilson in any shape or form.
The thing with making a series exclusively about the clones would be filming: Live action shows would shows for the clones to removal their helmet, in order to bring more depth to the characters and build sensibility attachments. You can’t do that with characters wearing helmets most of the times.
>Live action shows would shows for the clones to removal their helmet, in order to bring more depth to the characters and build sensibility attachments.
They need to keep the helmets on (it can work they just need to give them unique and distinct decals, color schemes, and damage that reflect their personality) or else it will be Temuera Morrison doing a one man comedy act.
Kathleen Kennedy crosses over into acting and becomes the star of a new series ""KK Jedi Knight Warrior" where she singlehandedly defeats the Empire and gains new Jedi powers such as the ability to murder force ghosts. She slaughters Luke, Yoda, Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan and all the other fanboy favorites and shits on their dismembered corpses.
Ratings are through the roof and the show is a worldwide success. Truly, the force is female.
I would unironically enjoy that. If they made a meta show like that where they acknowledge how much they detest their own fans, I would watch it.
Based.
Would watch unironically
GREENLIT
Exactly that poster, obviously. A series that covers the Galactic civil war from the end of ANH to the end of RoTJ.
It's frankly embarrassing how shy Disney is to use the main trio outside of nothing comic lines anymore, especially when those comics are almost always shit.
>in the EU Luke discovers Vader's past by seeing it firsthand through R2's holo-memories years and years after the movies, and his whole family sees them together, foreshadowing his nephew's fall to the Dark Side as he tries to justify Anakin's actions
>in the comics he finds out what Vader did like a week after Bespin because some b***h told him while he was trapped in a hole
Throw all that shit out and start from scratch.
Do an "Enemy Mine" style movie. Rebel and Imperial fighter pilots wind up stranded on a barely survivable planetoid. Both have been left behind by their side, so they have to struggle together to survive.
Yeah, Rebels did it. Do it again.
A series about a young Sheev growing up in an affluent family on Naboo and his quick escalation within the political ranks culminating with his no inaction to the rank of intergalactic senator.
Along the way, he befriend a young Gungan who will eventually guide the two Jedis to Tatooine.
They should make a show about Darth Revan.
Ben and sidero
I don't think anyone cares anymore.
Pirate ship goes around the galaxy stealing cargo and selling it to the highest bidder.
They are neither good or bad guys they just wanna make money. Sometimes they kill people if they have to.
The crew in the first few episodes is only the mc (white male) and a crazy military robot.
First season would consist in making easy money and recruiting more crewmates for a bigger job.
Crew is very Kotor 2-like.
Crewmates sometimes die in missions so there is high stakes.
No jedi, no sith, no empire, no republic. Just fun pirates adventures.
Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson and Jar Jar Abrahamowietzstein are executed on live television. This will be the highest rated Star War of all time.
Kennedy and Johnson aren't that bad
Everything after the sequels showed that Kennedy isn't incompetent, she just made some awful decisions relating to the sequel trilogy
Johnson was just working with what he had, and honestly made a best case scenario after episode 7 threatened to make the trilogy a rehash without any new or interesting concepts.
Abrams is the one who fricked the whole thing up. He needs to be killed and I hate him.
Die in a fire.
all the new republic books done by filoni
Genndy tartovosky mini series ala Clone Wars set during Mandalorian Wars in the Old Republic
>Genndy tartovosky mini series
>set during Mandalorian Wars in the Old Republic
God frick yes
>ala Clone Wars
No. Let Gendy lead the animation but give the project to a showrunner who has a stronger talent for storytelling. Clone Wars 2003 will never be more as a pretty toy commercial
There was more significant character development in Genndys Two part special that explains the entirety of Anakins transformation into Vader as well as his relationship with Obi Wan. There’s barely any dialogue, yet Anakin screaming in agony as he sticks his robot arm into a forcefield to save an indigenous alien tribe just before he slaughters the ones experimenting on them is more memorable than anything the sequel trilogy produced.
Anon, I love you, I do, but good characterization is not the same as a strong narrative.
140 minutes of Cal Kestis impregnating Merrin, explicit with slow motion during key moments. The ending is George Lucas taking the camera and recording a a VLOG about how the sequel trilogy never happened and Han shot first.
Anything by Zack Snyder. Can't be worse than the sequel trilogy.
Snyder just said his star wars pitch was R rated, which is the most moronic thing I've ever heard so I believe we dodged a bullet
Like I said, can't be worse than the sequel trilogy.
Imperial Police Procedural
>Gamma One is the Emperor's stool pigeon!
I'd like a series of retro-styled adaptations of various EU works, probably starting with the Thrawn Trilogy. They'd be made to look as much as possible like they were made in the mid-to-late 80s, as if they were made not long after RotJ.
>Pitch a star wars series
Scoundrels: Its a animated series with young Han Solo and Chewie ramming around the galaxy in the Falcon, smuggling, pulling capers, sticking it to the Empire and getting into hijnks.
Basically its Solo but instead of being stupid and trying to recast Harrison Ford you get some voice actor who does a really good impression and try and then get Gendy Tartakovsky to animate it.
Star Wars is as dead as a troony with post transition regret
What for, Disney killed it.
Imperial show following an ISD Captain during the pre-ANH era. Series is about exploring the Star Wars universe doing all sorts of Imperial jobs, though MC is a moralgay who isn't outright evil and tries to find a middleground for situations. Big cast of supporting characters, all officers on the ship, Stormtrooper captain, ISB guy, 2nd in command, etc. Basically Star Trek in Star Wars. If you want to really attract people make MC a female jedi who survived Order 66 as a padawan and joined up to hide in plain sight for extra drama and inevitable season 1 cliffhanger.
>If you want to really attract people make MC a female jedi who survived Order 66 as a padawan and joined up to hide in plain sight for extra drama and inevitable season 1 cliffhanger
You had me until this dumb shit.
But then the fans won't eat it up even if the rest of it is good, ala Andor.
I'd redo Episodes 1-3 but with better dialogue and special effects. I'd also reorganize the plot as follows:
>anakin is a scrappy homeless teen on coruscant
>he gets caught up in obi-wan's investigation of an attempted assassination on padme
>anakin saves obi-wan's life and catches the assassin. Obi-wan takes him on as an apprentice. The Jedi council objects due to Anakin's age and inner darkness, but chancellor palpatine interferes...
>the assassination attempt leads to galactic civil war, all part of palpatine's plan
Basically roll TPM and AotC into one movie and expand RotS into two
You're not the first people to have this idea I am but it deserves to be made.
Sounds awful
the early fast and the furious movies but with pod racing
Name of the Rose but with Jedi instead of Christians.
10 minute episode each week, 11 episodes, first 10 episodes i cut a different finger off of the filoni's hands and leave the camera running so you can see him whimpering. 11th episode i light him on fire.
wasnt this the plot of a popular creepypasta from the mid-2010s?
c3po runs a brothel
he gets into all sorts of wacky hijinx and acts cruelly unintentionally to his b***hes because he is unfamiliar with the nature of his work, slowly he learns compassion
a brown haired middle aged woman with a poor English accent saves the day with force powers/insert skill here, she has many sidekicks that get some screen time to admire her amazing skills and charisma.
Crimson empire. The best part is it could easily be mildly edited to fit into the current tv era storylines since the entire thing revolves around imperial remnants that sabotaged clones of the emperor and his last loyal guardsman taking revenge on those responsible.
I love how Kir Karnos never changed sides even after he got disillusioned about the Empire
On a bleak city-world, the empire suddenly takes over and installs a device that prevents the use of the force on the planet. A lone jedi is trapped in the city, and will have to rely on his wits and mundane skills to escape. He takes up a job as a detective so that he can pay for a ship to get off planet, but after he takes a case from a local twilek woman everything changes. What he discovers along the way could shake his faith in the Jedi order, and could put the entire galaxy at risk.
twi lek brothel: a star wars story
Remake the A New Hope but with bad CGI and brown people and more women
>no mention of gender identity minorities
bigot, no Oscar for you
Admiral Ackbar's prequel fishermen spinoff. Akbar as a young Mon Calimari is working on a fisherboat and discovers that the species of fish his company is harvesting is actually sentient. To get the word out, he's going to have to cross paths with his empire-friendly company who wants to keep it a secret. However, several mon calimari fisher boats have been vanishing, and he suspects its due to the harvesting of the sentient fish, who are now fighting back and sinking ships, leaving no witnesses.
far before or after anything we know.
The original versions of ep 4-6, remastered with no bad colour grading or shitty cgi insertions, no Jabba in ep, no hayden anakin at the end.
lesbian adventures of Shaak Ti and the other green girl who was her padawan
hardcore unsimulated sex scenea
Low IQ thread, you should all fricking have a nice day.
Hanrrison Ford burns stars wars related toys and memorabilia for 6 hours
> Jar Jar
You completely toss out Disney Wars and start from scratch. You get Tsui Hark in, feed him a fricktonne of mushrooms and get him to write the weirdest, most fricked up Buddhist inspired wuxia insanity this side of Zu Warriors.
Yeah so anyway, Jar Jar is a chaos force user on a generational mission to do some Mcguffin bullshit blah blah etc. Meanwhile it's a hardcore wirefu slapfest where Jar Jar uses his force sensitivity to appear completely moronic, yet somehow always get the upper hand. Think extended sequences where one thing triggers another like in Final Destination, but Hong Kong comedy. Somebody's noodle cantina is going to get trashed.
Anyway. Kung Fu Star Wars with badass Jar Jar. Final showdown is with Yoda. Twenty minute Final fight insanity between two force masters that would make Jet Li weep with jealousy. Actually, frick it. Hire him as a Jedi or some shit. Jacki Chan as well. I'm sure he's still not looking for trubble yet the cantina still gets wrecked.