Anna dies, in her dying moment, she admits that she was always jealous because everyone thought Elsa was so much better so she was just desperate to change things so that wouldn't be the case.
The chick who is in charge of setting up the Frozen thing and who self inserts as Anna has to voice Anna when this speech is given.
>Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf are transported to the future >They are scared shitless by cars and Starbucks >Elsa, not knowing what happened, starts freezing people to death with her powers >They are dead >Elsa killed them >Olaf melts in the sun, he is also dead >Law enforcement stands no chance against Elsa until she gives up, crying on Olaf's melted water puddle >The rest of the story is the remaining characters trying to get home, only to succumb to the conveniences of city life >Anna works at Mcdonalds
>Kristoff works at the same Mcdonalds as Anna, they're still grieving over Olaf's death >Elsa deals with Olaf's death by taking over the county with her powers, freezing and shattering people that get in her way >She has gone completely insane >New helicopters circle around a frozen Washington DC >Anna and Kristoff look at the TV, shocked by what had become of Elsa >A giant twisted monster made of human flesh and ice emerges from beneath the White House yard >It starts to sing "Let it go" with the combined voice of thousands >The two's collective cowering is interrupted by their gun toting cowboy manager asking them what's wrong >They point toward the television >He comments that this is like one of those Japanese giant monster movies >The manager takes out his gun and points it at the TV >"I think we're going to need more than one of these babies to take out a big sucker like that." >Anna and Kristoff stare confused at the revolver in his hand >Their eyes light up as they finally have an idea to save the world from Elsa's tard rage >Cut to the US Military planning to defeat Elsa's giant frozen monster form >No one knows what to do, they are all shitting their pants
>>Elsa deals with Olaf's death by taking over the county with her powers, freezing and shattering people that get in her way >>She has gone completely insane >>New helicopters circle around a frozen Washington DC >>Anna and Kristoff look at the TV, shocked by what had become of Elsa
This is WandaVision.
Hans's dad is on his deathbed and someone is going around murdering Hans's brothers. Hans requests Elsa's help in mediating this political crisis. They encounter a thief girl who is a reference to the one from the fairy tale and the thief girl is Hans's love interest. At some point, Queen Anna has to visit the Southern Isles and awkward hi-jinks ensue.
He had his chance. The dumb frick wouldn't even kiss Anna before going on about his evil plan. If they're gonna get harem-ized by a villain, it needs to be someone else.
Everything that can go wrong goes wrong; Anna dies, Kristoff takes his own life due to the despair, Olaf melts, Sven is killed by a hunter, the Southern Isles invades Arendelle, the Enchanted Forest begins to die and the Northuldra are wiped out by a plague. Elsa, utterly depressed and hopeless, attempts suicide by jumping off of a cliff. Just as she hits the ground, however, she wakes up in her study, a smoking pipe in her hand. She's still wearing the outfit she wore on Coronation Day. Anna is there, a huge grin on her face. "So, did you feel it?" she asks, before taking her sister to the chapel to be crowned queen.
>backstory for Elsa & Anna’s grandmother >introduction of celestial or space spirits >Elsa and Anna take over star-granny’s mission >movie’s motif is constellations >Olaf is evil. That’s why his “love” didn’t thaw Anna >half-second hint that Elsa is gay. She's the 10,000,000th gay character, but publicized as the first.
>But before anna can commit this act of terrorism, frozen elsa has to go to northallerton to find out who killed their parents or something. >She walks to the sea (they live in Denmark I think) with anna and olaf and find a boat where their parents died. >They dont find the bodies though so I think they are still alive and will come back for the third film as spooky skellingtons who will try and take back the throne > and frozen elsa and anna will have to beat the crumbly skeletons to death.
Frozen 3: Anna joins Elsa in the forst, they build a castle and live their happily ever after with their son Olaf. Add some bullshit conflict to fill the remaining hour.
I am literally not asking for anything more
wait I actually have a better idea
literally Frozen 3 is /LULZ/Elsa
I honestly don't even know what they'd do anymore with the weird place that Frozen 2 left things in. They clearly have no interest in making a basic fun Disney fantasy adventure story where the sisters go up against a villain together and save the day. The next movie will probably just have them deal with the "evils" of carbon emissions or racism or some shit and Elsa will learn to accept and love herself AGAIN even though she's literally a fricking god by now.
This but have it be their lost brother/Bruno instead. These movies fail to have any interesting male characters since Kristoff standed around doing jack shit in the last one.
When actual winter happens in Arendale, it's suddenly summer due to an influx of fire monsters. Anna, tromping and swimming through mud (because screw new toylines every time a disney princess gets a new dress) finds out that it's caused by a boatload of ifreet lizards (salamanders?) set loose by Wesselton. How can Elsa, the spirit of ice, gather up 9 fire monsters and restore a frigid, killing winter to Arendale? And should she?
Anna and Elsa are thrust into another adventure when they discover that their mother was once a powerful sorcerer who was cursed to live in an enchanted forest. To save their mother and break the curse, the sisters must find the magical ingredients needed to create a powerful antidote. Along the way, they must outwit evil trolls, dodge angry wolves, and overcome their own fears in order to succeed. With the help of their trusted friends Kristoff and Olaf, they just might be able to do it!
>Anna and Elsa discover that their mother was once a powerful sorcerer
I would actually kinda love it if with every subsequent sequel the girls find out that Iduna just had secret upon secret and she increasingly becomes a shittier and shittier person with every movie.
Isn't it amazing how Frozen II was supposed to make Iduna a fully fleshed-out character that would excuse her from isolating Elsa but instead she became even worse?
>"Now, the parents were pretty shady in the first movie. How can we make them better this time around?" >"THE MOM KNEW ABOUT MAGIC THE WHOLE TIME" >"Wait, what? No, we can't do that, that makes her even worse than--" >"SHE LIVED IN A FOREST ALONGSIDE ELEMENTAL NATURE GODS" >"That is the exact opposite of--" >"SHE LIED ABOUT HER IDENTITY TO HER HUSBAND'S FACE RIGHT UP UNTIL THE DAY THEY DIED"
If you don't really care and just like animation (which is admittedly gorgeous in this film) and want to hear Idina Menzel sing some songs, yeah, sure, go ahead. But if you actually like the characters and want to see how Elsa and Anna act now that they've been reunited (for longer than a short) and you're looking forward to seeing them go on a fun Disney fantasy adventure together... No, don't.
oh i miss the days of cafe world and all the stupid scene girls reposting this shit on facebook
Pitch it, and all these disney gays on Cinemaphile into the fire
All of the weird bondage porn is canon.
> but what about -
Yes, even the contradictory ones.
Anna dies, in her dying moment, she admits that she was always jealous because everyone thought Elsa was so much better so she was just desperate to change things so that wouldn't be the case.
The chick who is in charge of setting up the Frozen thing and who self inserts as Anna has to voice Anna when this speech is given.
>Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf are transported to the future
>They are scared shitless by cars and Starbucks
>Elsa, not knowing what happened, starts freezing people to death with her powers
>They are dead
>Elsa killed them
>Olaf melts in the sun, he is also dead
>Law enforcement stands no chance against Elsa until she gives up, crying on Olaf's melted water puddle
>The rest of the story is the remaining characters trying to get home, only to succumb to the conveniences of city life
>Anna works at Mcdonalds
>Kristoff works at the same Mcdonalds as Anna, they're still grieving over Olaf's death
>Elsa deals with Olaf's death by taking over the county with her powers, freezing and shattering people that get in her way
>She has gone completely insane
>New helicopters circle around a frozen Washington DC
>Anna and Kristoff look at the TV, shocked by what had become of Elsa
>A giant twisted monster made of human flesh and ice emerges from beneath the White House yard
>It starts to sing "Let it go" with the combined voice of thousands
>The two's collective cowering is interrupted by their gun toting cowboy manager asking them what's wrong
>They point toward the television
>He comments that this is like one of those Japanese giant monster movies
>The manager takes out his gun and points it at the TV
>"I think we're going to need more than one of these babies to take out a big sucker like that."
>Anna and Kristoff stare confused at the revolver in his hand
>Their eyes light up as they finally have an idea to save the world from Elsa's tard rage
>Cut to the US Military planning to defeat Elsa's giant frozen monster form
>No one knows what to do, they are all shitting their pants
>>Elsa deals with Olaf's death by taking over the county with her powers, freezing and shattering people that get in her way
>>She has gone completely insane
>>New helicopters circle around a frozen Washington DC
>>Anna and Kristoff look at the TV, shocked by what had become of Elsa
This is WandaVision.
Does Wanda become a giant power hungry monster bent on ruling the planet? Do her friends mercy kill her at the end?
>Does Wanda become a giant power hungry monster bent on ruling the planet?
I mean kinda.
Uh, yes, actually.
Hans's dad is on his deathbed and someone is going around murdering Hans's brothers. Hans requests Elsa's help in mediating this political crisis. They encounter a thief girl who is a reference to the one from the fairy tale and the thief girl is Hans's love interest. At some point, Queen Anna has to visit the Southern Isles and awkward hi-jinks ensue.
Why can't Elsa be Hans's love interest? Frick the LGBT cultists.
>Why can't Elsa be Hans's love interest?
Because that is gross and bad. And I don't mean because he's a man, I mean because he's Hans specifically.
Hans and Elsa would be infinitely more entertaining than Kristoff and Anna.
And it would be even more entertaining if Elsa became a Nazi nudist cyborg serial killer from the future. So what?
>And it would be even more entertaining if Elsa became a Nazi nudist cyborg serial killer from the future.
Hello, new fanfiction idea.
Elsa is aromantic asexual.
you mistyped annaromantic annasexual
Kek
Based.
Pic related.
Eda is hot, only ugly people use those labels.
I'd say make her biromantic asexual and call it a day. And put her with Hans.
The whole Aromantic and Aroace is cope pushed by the anti-cest gays. Sisterly Love still reigns supreme.
Elsa and Anna should both be Hans's love interests. Legendary conqueror king with harem of defeated princesses in chains at his feet, let's goooo
He had his chance. The dumb frick wouldn't even kiss Anna before going on about his evil plan. If they're gonna get harem-ized by a villain, it needs to be someone else.
The trolls cursed him to be stupid; he just needed better luck in that regard
Time travel clusterfrick movie
Anna has Elsa killed for being a piece of shit person and sister
The end
Everything that can go wrong goes wrong; Anna dies, Kristoff takes his own life due to the despair, Olaf melts, Sven is killed by a hunter, the Southern Isles invades Arendelle, the Enchanted Forest begins to die and the Northuldra are wiped out by a plague. Elsa, utterly depressed and hopeless, attempts suicide by jumping off of a cliff. Just as she hits the ground, however, she wakes up in her study, a smoking pipe in her hand. She's still wearing the outfit she wore on Coronation Day. Anna is there, a huge grin on her face. "So, did you feel it?" she asks, before taking her sister to the chapel to be crowned queen.
>backstory for Elsa & Anna’s grandmother
>introduction of celestial or space spirits
>Elsa and Anna take over star-granny’s mission
>movie’s motif is constellations
>Olaf is evil. That’s why his “love” didn’t thaw Anna
>half-second hint that Elsa is gay. She's the 10,000,000th gay character, but publicized as the first.
Global warming comes from all the coal used in the kingdom.
Andy Wilson already did it.
>But before anna can commit this act of terrorism, frozen elsa has to go to northallerton to find out who killed their parents or something.
>She walks to the sea (they live in Denmark I think) with anna and olaf and find a boat where their parents died.
>They dont find the bodies though so I think they are still alive and will come back for the third film as spooky skellingtons who will try and take back the throne
> and frozen elsa and anna will have to beat the crumbly skeletons to death.
Frozen 3: Anna joins Elsa in the forst, they build a castle and live their happily ever after with their son Olaf. Add some bullshit conflict to fill the remaining hour.
I am literally not asking for anything more
wait I actually have a better idea
literally Frozen 3 is /LULZ/Elsa
Happening in my dreams.
I honestly don't even know what they'd do anymore with the weird place that Frozen 2 left things in. They clearly have no interest in making a basic fun Disney fantasy adventure story where the sisters go up against a villain together and save the day. The next movie will probably just have them deal with the "evils" of carbon emissions or racism or some shit and Elsa will learn to accept and love herself AGAIN even though she's literally a fricking god by now.
3rd sister from a different mother with storm powers who wants Elsa and Anna to see the flaws of their perfect kingdoms by force
This but have it be their lost brother/Bruno instead. These movies fail to have any interesting male characters since Kristoff standed around doing jack shit in the last one.
Else get ipad
Elsa and Anna get married, it's about time.
How come they have not got married???
Frozen Fever.
Non-existence.
Her country goes to war with Spain.
She gets captured and fricked by my Big Spanish wiener.
Team Elemental fights an awakened ancient evil.
When actual winter happens in Arendale, it's suddenly summer due to an influx of fire monsters. Anna, tromping and swimming through mud (because screw new toylines every time a disney princess gets a new dress) finds out that it's caused by a boatload of ifreet lizards (salamanders?) set loose by Wesselton. How can Elsa, the spirit of ice, gather up 9 fire monsters and restore a frigid, killing winter to Arendale? And should she?
Elsa gets Railed by Jack Frost
If he's dressed as her sister.
>jelsa
lmao
Anna and Rapunzel get married then kiss for two hours
Anna and Elsa are thrust into another adventure when they discover that their mother was once a powerful sorcerer who was cursed to live in an enchanted forest. To save their mother and break the curse, the sisters must find the magical ingredients needed to create a powerful antidote. Along the way, they must outwit evil trolls, dodge angry wolves, and overcome their own fears in order to succeed. With the help of their trusted friends Kristoff and Olaf, they just might be able to do it!
>Anna and Elsa discover that their mother was once a powerful sorcerer
I would actually kinda love it if with every subsequent sequel the girls find out that Iduna just had secret upon secret and she increasingly becomes a shittier and shittier person with every movie.
Isn't it amazing how Frozen II was supposed to make Iduna a fully fleshed-out character that would excuse her from isolating Elsa but instead she became even worse?
>"Now, the parents were pretty shady in the first movie. How can we make them better this time around?"
>"THE MOM KNEW ABOUT MAGIC THE WHOLE TIME"
>"Wait, what? No, we can't do that, that makes her even worse than--"
>"SHE LIVED IN A FOREST ALONGSIDE ELEMENTAL NATURE GODS"
>"That is the exact opposite of--"
>"SHE LIED ABOUT HER IDENTITY TO HER HUSBAND'S FACE RIGHT UP UNTIL THE DAY THEY DIED"
Elsa and Anna get caught shoplifting and have to suck and frick their way out of the loss prevention office.
What catchphrases would a talking Elsa doll say when you'd squeeze her?
There are talking Elsa dolls. I don't know much about it, but you have to press the plastic gem on her necklace to "make it go."
this time, the temperatures are even lower
you mean higher right?
Elsa's breasts get REALLY big
This picture is not perfect...
I love Elsa because she is imperfect
Elsa turns evil
they already did that in Once upon a time.
she goes super sayian and turns into powergirl
I like Frozen and I have fapped to a lot of Frozen porn. However, I have yet to watch Frozen 2. Is it good/ worth watching?
If you don't really care and just like animation (which is admittedly gorgeous in this film) and want to hear Idina Menzel sing some songs, yeah, sure, go ahead. But if you actually like the characters and want to see how Elsa and Anna act now that they've been reunited (for longer than a short) and you're looking forward to seeing them go on a fun Disney fantasy adventure together... No, don't.
here you go OP
but which one is which?
obviously Elsa is lusting for Anna
But the fanarts show otherwise
I would like a Hans redemption arc
This picture was taken right before Bruni burned the traitor alive for her crimes. Good boy.
Nice crossover