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A shark ends up in the water supply and starts eating the guests.
while they're on the toilet?
Toilet, swimming pool, while fricking in a hotel room.
*turns tap*
*shark pops out*
>Sound of running water from the bathroom
>"Wait, if I'm not taking a shower, and *you're* not taking a shower, then who..."
>Door opens, shark wearing a bath towel and hair cap bursts out
*'splish splash i was taking a bath' plays as the shark turns to them and grins while scrubbing its back with a long handle scrubbing brush*
Reddit. Now.
The shark sucks the water out of the toilet so hard the people sitting on them get sucked in, like that girl 15 years ago who sat on a drain hole in a pool and lost like half her intestines outta her butt and died later
Die die die die die please just fricking die
why so angry? she stoped streaming anyway
No she didn't. She's been streaming a lot lately.
>chad jumps off a cruise ship into placid water right near the coastline
>height of the jump wasn't bad and the ship is going very slow... but it's notoriously shark-infested territory (bahamas)
>sharks follow the boats around knowing food will get dropped
>fricking enormous great white shark just happens to be right underneath the kid maybe 20 feet below
>it quickly zooms up ahead and turns around to see what just went splash
>cameron immediately notices the shark and tries to quietly tread away (opposite direction of the buoy)
>a fricking second shark grabs his left arm
>first shark comes up on his legs
>pulled underneath right as ship moves away
he was 18 and an athlete. you could see he was having zero difficulty treading water. boat turned around immediately to search for him. middle-aged fat people have managed to tread water for hours and hours. buoy wasn't moving at all so there's no brutal current
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walle but bad ai
Uh there's a storm and uhhh there's a monster I guess
Fund it.
I-I'm not scared of that
There's already one, the "Deep Rising" movie
and is was kino.
Underrated b-movie kino.
Zombies on a boat
this was my first thought, shirley it's been done before?
I think one of the 3DS Resident Evil games had that.
RE Revelations 1
yes, it's been done before. and don't call me shirley
>dipshit ecoterrorist pirates attack & board ship
>release a bioweapon onboard that infects 99% of the ship's occupants, turning them into bloodthirsty, rabid, cannibal monsters
>to complicate matters, ship also sustains structural damage & begins to sink in the middle of the ocean
>the 1% of passengers immune to super-rabies bioweapon must flee the sinking carnival ship while fighting off hordes of undead infected
I'm thinking Poseidon Adventure (1972) meets Dawn Of The Dead (1978); in a single word, KINO
Resident Evil: Revelations
>the 1% of passengers immune to super-rabies must flee the sinking carnival ship
Vada a bordo, cazzo!
This, 28 Days Later but on a gigantic ship.
The people on the top deck are safe [spoier]for now[/spoiler] as they watch the lower decks turn into complete chaos.
>another ____ of the seas
My parents go on one of these cruises like 4x a year. I don't get it.
They're swingers
are they swingers?
Sounds like they're swingers.
I met your parents at a swingers convention
incredible photo, thanks for sharing
Frickin' b***h, that's your King. Take your sodding hands off your ears.
Imagine having to be a swedish peasant and having to tolerate your king and feudal lord hollering obsenities behind your back at a footie match like some fricking norfman
lol your parents are swingers
does your mom wear pineapple earrings ?
No
No earrings but she does have a pineapple neck tattoo why?
Your parents are swell people who enjoy the occasional light hearted romp now and then on the high seas
I bet your mom has some nice swingers. Also they're swingers
i fricked your mom
i fricked your dad
they might be swingers?
5610 passengers, 2350 crew members and they all fricked your swinging mom
Yeah, my girlfriend always goes on cruises with her brother 5-6 times a year. So if your parents are swinging then I can only imagine that my girlfriend is fricking her brother. They had a single bed multiple times "by accident".
You ever invited?
>my girlfriend always goes on cruises with her brother 5-6 times a year
Based big bro taking care of anon's gf's sexual needs. That's real love.
>hi yes this is my gf. and this is my gf's lover. and brother.
Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn film from 1996
I love cruises and go on one or two a year. I get a big room and do nothing but eat and frick for a week.
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>utf8
get the hell off my board
Yeah sorry they're probably swingers
I think they’re swingers
Do your parents put an upside down pineapple on their door
My cousin's fiance has a pineapple tattoo on her foot. Should I try and frick her?
yes
You'd better hope they gat aids before they frick away your inheritance
Should we tell him guys?
Unironically how easy is it to get laid with a milf on one of these things?
I went on my first cruise in June
Some rich old hag about 54 started hitting on me hard.
Tells me she hasn’t fricked another man besides her husband since before I was born
If I was single at the time, or god forbid she was actually a smoke show instead of the 6/10 she was, I might have fricked up my relationship with how I was drunk the whole cruise
>those replies
Is this some running meme that I missed? Why are we pretending they are swingers? Some people just like boats
Don't worry anon, they're not swingers. It's just them enjoying the ocean.
They might be swingers
I spent a year working on a cruise after my undergrad and I’d say there is a 70% chance they are swingers if they go that much. Lots of swinging on cruises and older couples trying to cheat on their spouse whenever possible.
I even had sex with quite a single and married few women aged 45-65 and declined the advances of old closeted married men. People go on cruises to eat, drink and frick and this certainly includes the boomers.
I've got real bad news anon but those cruises are notorious for people being raped. Your parents are most likely rapists.
swing swing, hello? it's your parents
It was an ordinary cruise, until they hired the new captain.
The day Schettino hits the fan
wasnt he fricking co captain or was it something else
A wienertail waitress.
A security officer i think
>5 Star Max Level Captain
Best IH episode
>I was navigating by sight
>left his glasses in his room, kept asking the assistant to read the radar for him, couldn't see it
It follows sequel
>Cruise ship chartered by swingers for a big swinger cruise
>A whole bunch of those lust demons make it on board
>Only way to postpone your death is to frick someone and transfer the demon to them
>More and more people start realising this
>Because of the big orgy-fest it's difficult to figure out who fricked whom, in what order, and who is currently being targeted by the demons
>Can't escape the demons for long because you're in the middle of the ocean
>Only way to survive is to keep sucking and fricking until you make it back to land
10/10
>boat gently runs a ground after the frickfest massacre
>police and coast guard and paramedics waiting to help
>the sole survivor (me) steps off the ship
>"how did you survivor that son?"
>looks directly at the camera
>"the only winning move is not to play"
>winks
>COME ON COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
>That one guy who goes to swinger parties just to sit on the sofa in the corner and watch is the sole survivor
>The entire movie is everyone desperately trying to frick him to add him to the kill-chain and he's just like "yeah no thanks, I prefer to watch"
>Never in danger, never any stakes for him, he just gets the buffet food and watches as the demons pass him by
Fund it
>he just gets the buffet food
Buffets are no joke. Spent a month on a cruise gorging myself every morning on bacon and melon. It was divine.
He'd probably be raped tbh
No, he won't. He wears RPF50 rapescreen.
Kino
so it follows on a boat?
five night feddy there
The plastic horror.
One Norovirus-infected guest boards the ship. A week later all 7,000+ people on the ship have diarrhea and vomiting.
Norovirus really is that contagious. It's absurd.
Can confirm and it's even worse than you think
t. former navy
A family is hunted by a serial killer before vacation on the world's largest ship. The Movie is them trying to find parking before taking off.
The cruise is a ruse. The boat is transporting the frozen body of an intergalactic skeleton man recently unearthed in the Arctic. He becomes unfrozen when chinese staff chip off chunks of his ice coffin to put in the guests' drinks.
Virus 2
The boat is full of Black folk. Plenty of horror right there.
Rich black guy rents the whole thing for himself and his smoking hot trans gf and all chuds around the globe seeths
Boomers have an orgy in the simming pool but no one knows, and the American zoomer Olympic Baseball team go swimming in it the next day and they all catch superbug VD eye infections which causes them to turn into phycopaths with a thirst for rape. They use their bats to slaughter all the boomer husbands and rape all the GILFs. The story ends with them sailing to an undiscovered island and raising their new super human offspring born from the GILFS. They then drown all the GILFS and seal their bodies in chests under the ocean. These GILFS turn into mermaids and prevent anyone from leaving the island.
Movie follows one passenger who starts noticing that a few people are missing, then more and more, then it's only him left. Throughout nobody acknowledges this.
A bunch of penniless debtors are lured onto the cruise ship in the hopes of freeing themselves from their lives of poverty. They quickly discover that the losers will suffer a fate worse than death; being sold into underground slave labour camps to create a massive bomb shelter/utopia for the rich funded by the largest financial institution in Japan.
I HATE IT
Everyone has norovirus and is low-class trash people
it’s resident evil dead aim or deep rising or virus or ghost ship
The cruise enters a portal to hell but no one knows. One act of zombies, another act of mysterious deaths ala slasher, another of a virus spreading, last act is titanic where the ship slowly sinks into freezing water.
7 shorter acts where each act is a different ring of hell. As each act passes, the sins of the remaining characters is revealed to be worse and worse
Kino
A bunch of BLACK people get free tickets to this cruise which is run by WHITE supremacist melanin harvesters who fetishize black people and worship Yakub. It ends with our BLACK protagonist killing 88 WHITE people over a 14 minute sequence.
>It ends with our BLACK protagonist killing 88 WHITE people over a 14 minute sequence.
Filmed in ONE TAKE
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
Lets hope some arabs fly a few planes in it
Ship starts sinking and it's a real-time no-cuts POV from one man as he tries to escape
The ship is a mere 15 minute swim away from shore but they all starve/kill each other.
The boat hits an iceberg.
guy I got it
the boat hits an iceberg
but then the iceberg sinks
Terrifier 3.
Kino
Giant bats begin taking over the skies and people are being eaten alive by them.
Pitch Black: Ocean
>Cruise ship gets sucked into a bermuda triangle portal
>Ship drops from the sky and splashes down on the pacific 1942
>Battle of Midway is in progress
>The Japanese mistake it for a aircraft carrier and do kamakazi attacks on its port side
>Boomers confused and demoralised sail to Hawaii to save their holiday
>The captain is a previous WW2 vet
>He them refuses and says we got to win this war y'all
>The president finds out what happens and orders the CIA to cover it up
>He then forces the boomers to man the ship and equips it with large Naval guns
>The boomers sail to Japan in the armed cruise ship leading the naval strike force
>They are America's last hope as all the ships have been destroyed in pearl harbour
>They pull up at at Tokyo bay and blast the frick out the city for days and nights
>The japs seethe and admit defeat
>Boomers win WW2 and everyone claps
>Boomers are then sent back to their timeline and the atomic bombings story is fabricated to hide the truth
>The captain is a previous WWII vet.
Black person what? Why would a 90 year old be at the helm? This isn't the federal government
>Slightly futuristic version of the ship has emergency doors that slam to keep it water tight
>The ship sinks down to the bottom like a big sealed building
>5610 passengers and the crew are trapped in a big dark ship with limited air and for some reason no help is coming
>Groups of buttholes form and drag people out of their hiding places to murder them to preserve air
>More than one extremely uncomfortable claustrophobic suffocation scene as small rooms run out of air
>Pressure related body horror as the ship slips off a cliff and sinks lower
This sounds like kino, anon. You gotta develop it further.
I'm not a climate nut, but pleasure cruise ships have to be the most moronic boomer concept and a waste of fuel in existence. Imagine how much oil these frickers use just so you can spend days or weeks being trapped on a giant ship when you can just take a plane to your destination. I bet most people get tired of all the attractions and cramped spaces in the first two days even on that monstrosity
Now you realize that the whole climate shit is made up for people to push for no more white babies and for politicians to line their homosexual pockets via carbon credit taxes sent to eco organizations they own. If people really did care about the Planet. Cruises and Funko pops would be the first to go and we would be on China and Indians ass.
Who do you think the people going on these cruise ships are, you moron?
hint: It’s not climate activists.
>weather bad because people go on vacation
So you think burning vast quantities of carbon previously stored within the earth doesn’t increase the ambient level of CO2 or something? And that a property of CO2 doesn’t include absorbing and re-emoting infrared radiation? I’m curious about what you think about these two topics.
I would join your cult, I really would. I'm as afraid of mighty Climate's judgement as anyone. I really appreciate the need to appease the monster that's coming to eat us all. But the problem is that I'm Christian, so I'm already in a doomsday cult. It wouldn't make sense to be in two, would it? How would I know what scenario to worry about and pay my tithe to avoid? Hope this helps.
Interesting how you have such strong convictions yet so little knowledge on these topics that you can’t even engage in a conversation about them, you have to resort to lame deflection.
Just like COVID, one can acknowledge reality without agreeing with the political responses,
Climate change is safe, effective, and trusted by doctors.
please pray to Climate for me too bud
Please tell me how many virgins we need to throw into volcanoes before the Climate Gods are satisfied and decide to let us live a little longer
Pretty sure the earth is getting greener because plants grow better in higher levels of CO2
You know the earth has natural ways of regulating this right? You did learn about how plants absorb CO2 and expel oxygen right?
The absolute worst case scenario is that we have a greener planet
There is literally no evidence that Global Cooling I mean Global Warming I mean Climate Change is bad.
the hole in the ozone and acid rain are coming to eat us all, chud
Its climate racism now chuddy
Whites aren't doing climate change because of capitalism, they're doing it as climate warfare against black and brown parts of the world
They want to turn black homelands into deserts and flood Asian cities. They are sending tornadoes to Bangladesh and using climate to keep Indians poor. Its no surprise that just as texas is becoming more diverse it is 110 degrees wet bulb for 3 months straight. Its no coincidence its now accident its white climate warfare
Again, CO2 absorbs and re-emits IR. There are possible benefits (from a human perspective) including better primary productivity and expanded growth in some regions but downsides also include reduced habitability in many areas and increased plant and animal diseases.
This is when you say climate has always been changing while being 7nable/unwilling to see how anomalous the last 50 years have been based on all available evidence.
Climate is in flux, always. Turns out we haven't always had super accurate ways of measuring various climate metrics. Oh but the era where we have had these instruments and also we have a massive environmentalist cult just happens to be anomalous according to their theoretical models. What are the odds? Because they're definitely honest people and would never design a model to fit their agenda. Come on you fricking rube, use your little brain for once
>habitability in many areas
Just come out and say you want more immigrants Chaim.
No, I want next to zero immigration. Everyone I know who says muh overpopulation and “I won’t have kids because overpopulation /climate change” is brainwashed into also thinking we need balls to the wall I’m immigration. I think things will get very unstable for much of the world over the next few generations and we should focus on our own population and success.
So you want western countries to weaken their economies to save the climate gods and think they won't force immigration after that. If you want to be a climate activist, advocate for complete destruction of Africa India and China first and foremost. Then we can talk about western civilization. None of your climate efforts will do anything if its only white people participating. Show me that you're forcing non-whites to sabotage their economies too, in reality, not just on paper. Decrease the population of Africa and India. Not through migration, through birth control, feminism, lgbt, abortion, and whatever else is necessary. Advocate that and then once we've accomplished that I will begin to consider what you think about saving the whales
So does CO2 cool or heat the earth? Does higher concentrations of CO2 reduce or increase plant growth?
Water vapor is a much worse greenhouse gas, yet it's emitted by most nuclear power plants.
The fact is most people squeaking about climate change don’t actually care enough to the point of forgoing a vacation, selling their second car, changing their eating habits or especially consooming less. It’s mostly a form of virtue signalling and I’ve occasionally asked people like this “weren’t you concerned about your carbon footprint?” when they mention a recent vacation or purchase and they just look sheepish and say some weak rationalization why it’s okay for them to do it but no one else.
The ones who say they don’t want kids because of climate change are usually DINKs who really just don’t want their consoomer leisurist lifestyle to end. It’s a way of framing their Peter Pan narcissism in a positive light: as if they are sacrificing the ultimate thing, raising children, for a higher good. It’s all bullshit.
Just like all those folks don’t remember when they went crazy for George Floyd and masks and vaccines after the popularity and social credit ended. When it comes to booking the cruise or plane ticket, climate change is forgotten until it becomes convenient again to speak publicly about it.
Ships don't even cause that much emissions.
I can guarantee that the net effect of CO2 emission is far lower in having thousands of people in one ship than having each of them drive a car to their job as they otherwise would.
>Imagine how much oil these frickers use
not all that much
fricking liar
o, if one person goes on a 5-night cruise that covers 2,000 km, at 250 gCO2/pax-km (the most efficient cruise ship line) that passenger is responsible for 500 kgCO2. The same person flying by jet would emit 160 kgCO2 on an average airline. Adding in the hotel emissions means an extra 15 kgCO2 per night, so 75 kgCO2, and the total is 235 kgCO2. In this example,
>even accounting for emissions from an equivalent-night hotel stay at a 4-star U.S. hotel, a passenger on a cruise ship emits about two times more CO2 than someone who flies and rents a hotel.
Cruise ships and cargo ships use obscene amounts of oil to fuel them. A single ship of that size easily produces more carbon emissions in a year than an all the cars in an average sized European nation do in a year. This is not only due to the sheer amount of fuel they consume, but also because most ships have barely any filtering systems and they also use very crude fuels that produce way more emissions than more refined fuels do.
>no sources
None of what you said is true, as it turns out
The boat, on its virgin voyage, is attacked bya group of communist terrorists. Without them knowing however, a far right terrorist group also invades the boat. Now watch black comedy hilarious hijincks happen on screen as both groups fight for supremacy in the blockbuster hit of the summer "Terrorism on vacation"
>final battle is Herr Chud and Comrade Chud having a knife fight on the water slides as the ship sinks
>at the end they become friends
>"Maybe we're not so different"
>Why Can't We Be Friends starts playing
>Sunset
>Captain Boomer jumps out of the water behind them and KOs them both with an oar
>"POOLS CLOSED"
>Winks at the camera
>naked swingers in a life boat start clapping
>a muslim smirks very smugly as he prays to allah and a bomb goes off, killing everyone
Never went on one but whenever I see one of these I think of DFW's article about going on one
Seems terrible
a shark impersonates one of the crew members and begins killing passengers
dios mio, el abominacion de los oceanos americanes
imagine that thing stuffed full of mystery meat amerimutts
>a patient zero with a terrible sickness is on the ship a bit away from land, currently safely imprisoned in the brig and nobody has caught it yet despite the sick mans attempts
>all of the white people swim to land before it spreads
>the black people stand at the rails of the ship and scream at them for leaving them behind and cry and shriek how could the white people do this to us
>slow motion shots with sad music showing all the black people holding each other and crying and wailing and shit
>sickness spreads to guard
>only one family makes it
>credits while clips of news reporters describe the court case where the family becomes trillionaires and all white passengers are executed
>Dir. Jordan Peele
a large black family of 30+ people win the lottery and are on the boat with you for a week
And none of the crew are white or speak englush
>crew dissappears mysteriously
>all passengers notice they all won the cruise, noone paid
>days pass, ship can't be controlled, no contact to outside world it but keeps steaming ahead god knows where
>enough food and water so nobody panics, just generally unnerved atmosphere
>couple more days pass, some people notice they should have seen land by now
>people notice there are no lifeboats, vests or rafts of any kind on board
>couple weeks and nothing happened, some people decide to leave on self-made raft but there is no safe way to get it to water, some guys drown.
>now panic starts, violence erupts, people start forming groups hoarding food and supplies
>couple days and war breaks out, multiple factions go all out with killing and raping
>some families band together, kill the troublemakers and establish a shaky peace
>weather gets colder
>snow falls
>there are voices in the wind
>shapes in the water
>giant shapes
>corpses dissappear, someone says he saw one walk overboard
>another cruise ship is spotted one morning, just floats by empty and dead
>people start jumping into the water for no appearent reason
>night gets longer and longer, banging on the hull can be heard
>everything gets progressively worse
>suddenly tentacles start picking off last survivors from the ship
>main characters manage to hide in a secluded room while hell rages outside.
>morning
>crew has reappeared, acts like nothing is out of the ordinary
>ship enters carribean Harbor, main characters leave as new passengers get welcoming
The end.
Holy kino gemerald keyed
The Mist 2: tropical hullabaloo. I'd watch it
If you go on this cruise you are directly contributing to the destruction of our environment.
Where do I sign up
just booked one
Won't matter when I'm gone lol
Younger people are buttholes why should I care
How about an action thriller instead? The captain of the ship hates the rich people on board and is planning on taking the ship far out to sea and sinking it with the help of a crew he recruited beforehand. One passenger, or perhaps lowly crewman senses that something is wrong and has to stop the captain before he completes his nefarious plan. Basically die hard at sea.
Add a tentacle monster and you have the plot of Deep Rising
Captain of the ship decides to turn the cruiser into a sovereign nation, where he is free to grope the passengers as much as he wants. A lot of old, saggy breasts will ensue.
its mike tyson vs the whole cruise ship. last man standing wins
why?
it'll be up for the viewer to decide. some autists will attach meaning to mike's motivations.
i'll take my check now, thanks hollywood
>group of teenagers sneak on board the Boomer Cruiser
>small things start going wrong, toilets stop working, elevators stop working, crappy buffet food
>the engines give out, and they are stranded at sea
>miserable families slowly succumb to heat exhaustion from lack of AC
>cruise staff try to maintain order, but groups of black tourists start to take advantage of the chaos and form gangs
>slowly people start getting murdered and raped
>white families realize what's going on and form an alliance, aware that they're going to be targeted
>then the lights start going out
>the staff tells everyone to relocate to the parts of the ship with lights, but they know the attacks will happen once the ship goes completely dark
>they start making weapons out of whatever they can while packs of feral Black folk are watching from the darkness with their jaundiced eyes
>then the lights go out
basically just what happened at the Superdome during Katrina, but set on a cruise ship.
>what happened at the Superdome during Katrina
It's always interesting to me going back and reading BBC reports from the era that actually mentioned this here and there.
If it happened today the BBC would just denounce anyone mentioning it for racisms.
I had no fricking idea about that superdome
>Crack vials littered the restroom. Blood stains the walls next to vending machines smashed
Ummm... that was clearly Bush and Cheney's fault, chud.
>people have been raped as the arena darkened at night.
>At least three people have died, including one man who jumped 50 feet to his death, saying he had nothing left to live for.
>An emergency generator kept some lights on but quickly failed.
>There is no sanitation. The stench is overwhelming. The city’s water supply, which had held up since Sunday, gave out early yesterday, and toilets in the Dome became inoperable and began to overflow.
>“There is feces on the walls,” said Bryan Hebert, 43, who arrived at the dome Monday. “There is feces all over the place.”
>live on the coast below sea level
>be surprised when your gay city floods
>The Superdome is patrolled by more than 500 Louisiana National Guard, many of whom carry machine guns as sweaty, smelly people press against metal barricades that keep them from leaving, shouting as the soldiers pass by: “Hey! We need more water! We need help!”
>One man tried to escape yesterday by leaping over a barricade and racing toward the streets. The man was desperate, National Guard Sgt. Caleb Wells said. Everything he was able to bring to the Superdome had been stolen. His house likely has been destroyed, his relatives killed.
>“We had to chase him down,” Wells said. “He said he just wanted to get out, to go somewhere. We took him to the terrace and said: ‘Look.’ “
>Inside, a man coughed blood and his shoulders quaked as he was wheeled through the halls. Thousands clutched their meager belongings, sitting in seats normally used for football games or lying on the Astroturf field, its end zones still painted with the word “Saints.”
>There’s a thriving black market; the most popular items are cigarettes, which sell for $10 a pack, and anti-diuretics, which allow people to avoid using the bathroom for as long as possible.
>An alarm had been going off for more than 24 hours, and no one knew how to turn it off.
A just and godly punishment for Mardi Gras.
and in a larger context, for france as a whole
Still better than the local jail where the prisoners were just abandoned to drown by the police.
>>An alarm had been going off for more than 24 hours, and no one knew how to turn it off.
lmao black people
>a couple thousand people get put in a room for a day
>immediately rape and shit all over each other
>how could bush do this
Quintessential amerishart experience
Titanic 2. Easy.
Already a thing.
being part of the crew
The protagonist and his buddy win tickets for a cruise and both have one-night-stands with desperate milfs aged 50+.
They then spend the rest of the cruise realizing that everyone else did this too and they're all trying to avoid the people they fricked. Hilarity ensues.
might not sound like horror, bit it is.
The Odyssey but with this boat and the Ukrainian war in crimea
>I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Looks like the setting for a Dead Rising game.
sequel to Deep Rising.
uhhhhh....
she's tiny
holy frick are those nips edited?
I'll never get the appeal of these things.
Crew member wakes up to find ship abandoned.
But it isn’t abandoned. There is something there… something…..that will shiver Yar Timbers!
do ya feeyaaaah deeeyth?
>movie about Marcus Garvey’s black Star cruises
>instead of a historical drama it’s a funny black person comedy with funky soundtrack
The dad from Family Matters plays Garvey
Marcus Garvey is incredibly based, he would have saved America but some people opposed him for some strange reason.
Teenage boy has to frick milfs every hour or else his dick will fall off after taking a mysterious voodoo medicine back from one of the islands. Things get desperate as night falls and milfs return to their nests
>$3000+ per person for 7 week cruise
seems ok
If I had disposable money I'd do stuff like that too
Some old people just sell their homes and live on cruiseships until they die.
I like that my brain is split between this being Godzilla or a DBZ movie
Does that $3000 include anything or are you also buying drinks, food, paying for bowling, etc?
Most food, activities and soft drinks are included but unless you get an extra package they don't include the really fancy restaurants or booze.
>PROTIP: if you go as two couples just buy one drinks package cabin, that way the two men and two women can share a booze-enabled cruise card each for effectively a half price drinks package
you still gotta drink an absurd amount to make them worth it iirc
but I am a WASP American so perhaps we have different definitions of absurd here
>7 week
meant to say 1 week, aka 7 days
Looking at faires for this specific Icon of Sea, everything was $3000 to $6000 for 7 days
>5610 passengers, 2350 crew members
What happens if they all jump at the same time?
>ufos spotted while ship is way out in ocea
>power dies
>ayys start frickin with shit
hideous
The government be like "your car produces too much CO2" when this thing exists
It's solar powered idiot.
>Icon of the Seas is powered by liquified natural gas (LNG), with a gross tonnage of 250,800. The ship has six multi-fuel Wärtsilä engines generating 67,500 kW (90,520 hp) of power. The engines can be powered with both LNG and distillate fuel.
nice try boomer moron
>Wärtsilä
EBIN
Ebin
Torille!
We don't sign our posts here
it hits an iceberg
iceberg
a bio-weapon wipes out humanity except for the people on the ship
now the passengers must contend with conflict between the new emerging tribal factions on board the ship
That doesn't make any sense
what about it doesn't make sense?
Why are there tribes forming on your cruise ship? They can just drop people off at the next harbor.
If that's not possible, how do they refuel, what do they eat? Food shortage will kill off most of the passengers before shit like tribes can happen.
>Why are there tribes forming on your cruise ship?
people naturally form groups like that
>They can just drop people off at the next harbor
they cant the bio-weapon will kill them
>how do they refuel
they dont, the ship just drifts
>what do they eat?
fish
>executive producer doesn't understand the premise at all tries to make a shitty gay movie out of the script
New world order finally gets around to crashing the internet so that they can install full tracking protocols for every user on the planet.
The privately owned cruise line GPS satellite system fails without ground based drm servers and the ship just stops a few days from land.
The 3rd world country crew members just barely know how to run the ship but they can't navigate, and even the captain doesn't know most of the bridge works.
The ship is adrift. 2 days of food aboard. 1800 passengers. Global internet puttage. It's about to get gruesome, fast.
>1 crew for every 2 passengers
how the frick do they make enough money there
Passengers don't just spend the cost of a ticket, genius
obviously, but 2 people still have to spend enough to pay 1 guys salary
You're vastly exaggerating their pay. There's a reason they work shift patterns and rotas.
t. ex-ship steward
while some crew members are from wealthy countries, the vast majority are brown/from poor countries (their wages are probably sub western minimum wage)
t been on several
They're basically indentured servants, they sign contracts to work on ships for a set amount of time and can't leave.
guess flying flags of 3rd-4th world helps bypass any laws
>trident flag
badass
>Bowling alley
Won't the ship be tilting with the water? Is it just so big it doesn't matter? Even a small tilt would affect bowling right?
>billy zayne as the captain
>jokes about hitting an iceberg to sink the ship
>docks on some bahamas island doing 8balls for 10 nights straight
There’s a zoo on the boat and the wild animals escape. Shenanigans ensue.
All the guests get on the cruise expecting a holiday, but it turns out to be squid games on a cruise ship. All the attractions, aka water parks, sports facilities etc are used for deadly games that eliminate the guests
Big celebration to kick the cruise off, but somehow, the food is poisoned and everyone has shitty water streaming out of their asses for the next day or so. However, there’s a clog in the plumping and it isn’t flushed away so it starts to fill the ship up from deck to deck. Evacuation before it capsizes. Two Indians as the Rose and Jack of the story.
>Big celebration to kick the cruise off, but somehow, the food is poisoned and everyone has shitty water streaming out of their asses for the next day or so.
finish winds of winter george
Speed 3. They have to keep going forward, which leads them off course into the Atlantic and then through ice fields, turning it into Titanic 2 kino.
Speed 3 but it has a nuke on board and is sailing down the Hudson river
that's the exact plot of speed 2 though
umm what about carbon footprint of that monster? but I bet they will have vegan food options there
I feel very strongly that everyone involved with this should be rounded up and killed.
It sails over the nordstream pipeline leak
>some norf fc lad tosses his cigarette overboard
Sequel for that Dracula movie coming out soon.
The story of an up and coming chef in the kitchen trying to make a name for himself. The movie is set entirely in the kitchen until the last 2 minutes, where it is revealed the kitchen is set on a cruise ship. The last shot? The camera pans over to a calendar, our hero scratches off the date of a new morning - september 11th, 2001.
>Mr. President, a second boat has hit the twin towers.
Snowpiercer except on boat.
Many years ago the boat was set off from the sunken lands, now the children of the children of the children aboard the ship cling to what little order they can maintain, rigidly recreating the days of the original crew and passengers with some lower caste civilians who are forced to fish and farm what little they can for food, the ship has long run out of fuel and just floats at random around the sea, every few years it goes through the great ocean plastic pile.
They keep acting out the pantomime of the original people of the ship hoping to bring about the return to shore and walk on land but they've also halfway forgotten the purpose, they just do it because they've always done it.
Society is broken down into three sections, the Crew who maintain services and act out the responsibilities of the original crewmen, the Passengers who pretend to be on holidays and talk of the things they did on shore before they got on the boat and the Shadows who are consciously ignored by both these factions and work to maintain the illusion of business as usual, fishing and farming whatever they can manage and running all the ship services they can in the hopes of getting off the ship and onto land by performing the ritual of "The Cruise" over and over again.
The Shadows can talk more freely than those playing the parts but they're also the most rigid in their faith.
The population is barely a quarter of what it was before the fall.
Then they find a tugboat with a person in it and everything changes, the survivor was from an oil rig who escaped after the only other survivor started to miss meat but he knows where there is fuel for the ship and will tow the cruise ship to the oil rig to get some fuel to make the trip.
But the entire ship is unable to even see him since he isn't from the Crew and isn't a Passenger. The Shadows capture him and he tries to escape until the final reveal that he always escapes, causes problems and then gets rescued again.
Huh?
Everyone on boat died.
Their kids started to repeat the original trip as a kind of ritual/religion in an attempt to end the cruise.
For slight levels of realism there are people on board who aren't part of the recreational ritual but keep the ship afloat, these people are the real fanatics, they starve and kill those whondont participate in the cruise.
A guy in a tugboat finds he ship and offers to help save everyone but getting fuel and finding the shore.
The ritual performers ignore him because they have trained themselves to ignore anyone not part of the ritual.
Eventually he escapes onto his boat, with a barrel of something he's been trying to get to since the start of his part of the story and rides away.
The barrel has fuel in it, the ship has tons of it(later re-watchs of the movie would show these barrels all over the ship as makeshift furniture or decorations) and the tug boat driver refuels his tug and then goes back to continue the ritual loop again.
Everyone on board is stuck reliving the same time over and over forever by choice.
Royal caribbean employee here, ask me anything reddit
can I frick you're wife
Details about sex on board
Sex between guests and crew is forbidden, some actually do it, ive never done it since you basically have endless supply if tight and docile filipinas under deck. Crew are basically looking to frick each other, im badically a sperg but have had more sex in the 4 years in the company than all the other years combined
Incels are you reading this?
I skimmed it it was ok
homie read that shit and go work on a cruise ship
no thanks
>Pitch me a horror movie on this bad boy
Anon has to spend a week on a cruise ship. Its filled with average cruise ship enjoyers. The end.
design already looks outdated
Have a reverse Captain Phillips. Yt people hijack a Black person ship and steal all the watermelon and fried chicken
Leisure Suit Larry 7 live action TV Show
Cargo Bay has seceded and has made impossible demands of the Captain.
Come to think of it, the storerooms on that thing in the OP must be absolutely massive
Can't believe there isnt a single movie with zombies on a cruise ship.
Documentaries aren't fun
Well I'd do it more like Death ship/Ghost ship where they find an old long lost and missing without a trace (seemingly) abandoned ship from like a century ago but then they find out it's full of zombies and ofc their small fishing/expedition boat is gone for some reason with no way to escape.
After passing through a storm, the ship's comms/radio/internet is down It also can't find any sign of land no matter how far they travel. Panic sets in the passengers and crew as they realize their food and water supplies are dwindling fast.
so cruise ships are just expensive floating sex hotels?
There's also overeating and getting drunk. It's more of a roman vomitorium.
>vomitorium
I think you don't know what that means
It's an auditorium where you get naked and vomit and women (who you refuse to have sex with). Don't reply to me with some revisionist college history 101 bullshit.
All the world's information in your back pocket and you don't even use it
>vomit on* women
very important
Anti-Roman made-up bullshit perpetuated by israeli barbarians. The vomitorium was just the exits for a colosseum because people would "spew" ("Vomo" in Latin) out from them.
You're thinking of the triclinium cum sexonorium.
And casinos due to international waters.
not really the sex part
Cruise ships should unironically be used more as a setting for films.
White people arrive and all the other guests are black people
Twist is that they're real blacks (Black folk) and not Hollywood blacks
Double twist: the white family are the baddies
Directed by Jordan Peele
We need a melanin harvesting kino
Can someone start a thread for us to brainstorm Peele's next flick? Jannies shoahed my ability to start new threads
4 incel friends make a pact to lose their virginity during the trip or kill themselves if they fail. They end up getting drunk and fricking each other asses during the last night.
>They end up getting drunk and fricking each other asses during the last night.
This but two of them lose a bet and have to dress as girls. Their big sisters help and watch. No homo.
I dont get why you would even write that, it's not funny nor insulting it's just dumb .
Goyslop: the boat
can you work on these full time? seems like a giant party
its only full time for months
Working for a cruise line which is registered under a flag other than the American can be complicated, especially when there is a need to address certain rights, such as workman's compensation, discrimination, abuse and/or harassment, as well as other work related issues and problems.
Sauce on phone?
umm context of this pic??
Retro vidya ad, sadly
Sauce: https://stiggyblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/28/retro-computer-ads/
More like the Kino of The Seas
A man takes part in a civil war in a post apocalyptic town that's been raging on befoew he was even born. the twist is he figures out that he's not in town but on that ship in his entire life and he's part of the last remaining humans in a dead world
Reminds me of an old Sci fi story I read
A NEET poses as the "new Xbox repair person and to his surprise is promptly boarded. His 10 remaining years consist of subsisting off garbage in crevices and boiler rooms. Due to balding stringy hair and a drippy "fish eye" he is mistaken for a ghost pirate rapist. Turns out he was Icon of the Seas all along.
My suicide fantasy has always been going on something like this and just eating a drinking myself into oblivion for a week before I fall overboard near the end of the trip so I dont frick up the other peoples vacation too bad. Just downing chicken nuggets and old fashioneds like the gandolfini pasta until I finally feel low enough to go for one last cold dip
Cruising looks so fun to me. I’ve never done it but I really want to.
a succession war in the middle of a trip to a dark continent
>original characters (do not steal)
New chapter when? I wonder if Togashi gonna surpass Miure's boat saga lenght
Fast smart zombies, engine crew must fight from the bottom to the top to gain control of the ship and prevent it from ramming into a coastal nuclear plant whose meltdown from impact would spread the nanobots that make the zombies across the world due to the jet stream.
A Tesla in the hold catches fire.
oh frick that actually is terrifying
Deep rising 2
A filthy rich scientist built the ship as a front for housing his social hive of humans a la Hellstrom’s Hive. We see what happens when unsuspecting cruise passengers stumble upon the hive in the lower decks and become absorbed into it one way or another.
Plus I just want to see the orgy scene where everyone is fricking in a room on a grated floor and the sweat, semen and juices run through the grate to be collected and recycled into the food. Imagine a pair of attractive boomers, one with great bolt-ones and tasteful surgical enhancements, stumbling upon this scene and getting swept up in the pheromone-rich air and joining in this animalistic orgy. She gets dozens of creampies and at the end of it she lays panting on the floor and after the spell is lifted she gets up and we see the grate imprinted on her back as she shuffles to the exit, loads oozing down her legs and her body red from exertion and grabbing.
ship runs out of booze and there's no wifi
Good god, how many more of these homosexual of the seas are there?
What's the appeal of having all of this shit out at sea? Why not just build it all on land and not take the risk?
International waters so you can gamble. Also you get to spend a few hours at some shithole Carribean tourist trap a few times a week.
international waters bro
Something, something, Kevin Hart, something.
Honestly kind of sick, bet you’d frick like crazy.
Isn't there that one where some tentacle monster boards a cruise ship?
A cruise ship enters a warm hole only to find itself in... 1941 Nazi Germany!
I single inordinately smart racoon family sneaks aboard and terrorizes the crew and passengers. Think of it like Mouse Trap and Dunston Checks In but with comically CGI raccoons.
Battle royale
Put the super cruise liner in space and call it Alien 4
terrorist/ heist kino?
Why did Twitter freak out over this thing so much anyway? It's just a big boat.
Rough seas and malfunctions at the bowling alley causes dozens of bowling balls to bounce all over the ship.
We need more newtonian-physics horror kino