Yes, it's called Witness, co-starring Kelly MGillis from Top Gun. If I remember correctly she has a topless scene while she's bathing herself and Harrison watches her. Also, the little Amish kid has a sick-ass wooden marble contraption for a toy.
No, that was about an Amish kid witnessing a murder and then he and Ford, who is a cop, have to go hide in Amish country because a crooked cop in the police department nearly gets them killed.
I remember hearing a rumor that this was going to be made into a movie but then 9/11 happened and it got axed because the main character hijacks a plane in it.
Entertaining book btw
Amish girl leaves town to go to the city. Aliens abduct her and she slowly grows into a thousand foot tall giant. Explores the ethos of the small girl who leaves her small town. A slow decent to madness so to speak; 4 hour comedy/drama/and some action.
Amish guy here, this happens so damn often. It's sad. Our girls go to the city once and completely transform into BBC hungry bawds. What is it about black men that white girls like so much? Is it the sheer thickness of their penises or their towering height and giant muscles?
an Amish kid witnesses at murder while at a train station and a detective from Philadelphia has to go out to Lancaster county to convince the parents to let him testify
oh wait that's Witness
Just judging by her clothes, I'd say she's not amish. There are everyday white broads out there who just decide to start dressing and acting like what they think amish people are. That's an actual thing.
Her skirt and bag is way too colorful, she's wearing some kind of boots, amish women always wear shoes, and that coat is way too modern. Her hair also looks way too well kept, and her bonnet is riding way to low, it's also stylishly untied.
I grew up in a town that's like half amish and half english.
Btw, there would be nothing wrong with amish people using a train or subway, they'd probably all do that if they didn't all live in rural areas that don't have such things.
>but they were all black
I could have sworn black cars were the "fancy" ones. Like no rich prideful person trying to look rich and respectable would drive a yellow bmw.
This isn't an actual thing, it's just an invention of those shitty reality shows about the culture that came out a decade ago.
If anything, it's kind of just an informal concept, in that you can general forgive kids for being kids, but there's no right of passage where you hand your kids a bong and a ticket to L.A. to go work it all out.
It's so weird that different minor sects within Amish/Mennonites have different sets of technologies they reject. Some sects have no restriction on tech use if they believe not using them will put their livelihood at risk, so men can use computers, drive tractors and trucks, and plant GMO crops to compete with farms run by the English (their generic term for anyone who's not Amish), but women can't use any tech because their job is housework, not farming.
White religious community? Ummm how bout it’s a horror movie, they’re all in a cult and some teens get stranded and the amish pick them off one by one. And each scene and especially each of the killings is done in such a way as to highlight the hypocrisy of their religious convictions.
are you sending it exclusively to thirdies or something
He’s wearing le technology?
You overestimate how obscure your puns are.
I guess I was being hyperbolic. I only posted it once and not everyone looks at filenames. It's just I worked so hard on the scale mail that it was disappointing that no one got it. I don't even remember what prompted me to draw it.
I remember when I was in school some Amish laborers were building a house across the street from where I lived. Foundation-to-finish, those motherfrickers had it up in like five days.
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele... >shrill violin note >scene of blond white Amish family having dinner together >ominous music builds up >nice black man who got lost in the countryside on the way to a friend's house >very ominous synth note creating feeling of sheer dread >tall bearded Amish man saying "You shouldn't have come here..." >black man looking in horror >slowed down reverb >Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at...
I was thinking "Am", it fits in his moronic mode of titles because it could be short for Amish, but also like >I AM a black person, get used to it!
I'll expect the check in the mail.
Amish kid and native American kid know there's a skinwalker, but none of the grown ups believe them so they team up to kill it while the grown ups actively work against them.
I actually started writing one last night, while people were shooting off fireworks.
Crime procedural featuring an amish main character in modern New York using police technology from 1876
>Damnit Mose, you're completely out of control
>You'll have to turn in your badge and bible
>...and your OTHER bible
>wait since when did you carry a NIV?
Wasn't there a Harrison Ford movie like that?
There's a movie with Harrison Ford and an Amish boy is in the witness protection program, or something like that.
Yes, it's called Witness, co-starring Kelly MGillis from Top Gun. If I remember correctly she has a topless scene while she's bathing herself and Harrison watches her. Also, the little Amish kid has a sick-ass wooden marble contraption for a toy.
he even got an Oscar nom for it
No, that was about an Amish kid witnessing a murder and then he and Ford, who is a cop, have to go hide in Amish country because a crooked cop in the police department nearly gets them killed.
lmao
>Crime procedural featuring an amish main character
If procedurals have taught me anything it's that the character is on rumpsringa and gets murdered.
Chuck Paluhniuk Survivor
I remember hearing a rumor that this was going to be made into a movie but then 9/11 happened and it got axed because the main character hijacks a plane in it.
Entertaining book btw
Is that the book whose numbering is reversed?
Amish girl leaves town to go to the city. Aliens abduct her and she slowly grows into a thousand foot tall giant. Explores the ethos of the small girl who leaves her small town. A slow decent to madness so to speak; 4 hour comedy/drama/and some action.
Watch Banshee for some Amish Kino
amish vampire hunters
Amish girl goes to the city to get as much BBC as possible
shalom
Amish guy here, this happens so damn often. It's sad. Our girls go to the city once and completely transform into BBC hungry bawds. What is it about black men that white girls like so much? Is it the sheer thickness of their penises or their towering height and giant muscles?
Oi, stop using internet go tend to the fricking cows. Keep at this and I will personally cut down your internet cable.
opened this thread up with racebaiting post exactly like this one in mind and I must say that I am disappointed at the low effort post this is
Why do you people keep doing this?
It's not funny and you have been doing it incessantly for years.
Amish girl goes to the UK to watch as much BBC as possible
a 2 hour propaganda film about why being a christian is bad
It's the only thing which will make it past the hollywood filter and I care more about money than personal values
an Amish kid witnesses at murder while at a train station and a detective from Philadelphia has to go out to Lancaster county to convince the parents to let him testify
oh wait that's Witness
Unscripted mockumentary where an amish girl goes to Kazakhstan to learn 2022 social values and technology to bring back to her village
Just judging by her clothes, I'd say she's not amish. There are everyday white broads out there who just decide to start dressing and acting like what they think amish people are. That's an actual thing.
Her skirt and bag is way too colorful, she's wearing some kind of boots, amish women always wear shoes, and that coat is way too modern. Her hair also looks way too well kept, and her bonnet is riding way to low, it's also stylishly untied.
I grew up in a town that's like half amish and half english.
Btw, there would be nothing wrong with amish people using a train or subway, they'd probably all do that if they didn't all live in rural areas that don't have such things.
There are various subgroups of Amish with different levels of rules that they live by. You might have talked to one on the internet before.
There were mennonites in the southwest part of Virginia I'd see a lot and they drove cars but they were all black and made to look plain on purpose
>but they were all black
I could have sworn black cars were the "fancy" ones. Like no rich prideful person trying to look rich and respectable would drive a yellow bmw.
Shes on her way home from her Rumspringa where she got drunk and had homiez run trains on hermall night.
Mennonites do the moderate dress thing but still use current technology
goes on rumsrpingahhhh, witnesses degeneracy, returns to her home grateful for her life, family and values
it already exists, it's called "For Richer or Poorer" and stars Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley
also there's an amish rumspringa hitchhiker in the movie Gypsy 83 about a fat goth and her gay bestie travelling to a stevie nicks drag night
>rumspringa
This isn't an actual thing, it's just an invention of those shitty reality shows about the culture that came out a decade ago.
If anything, it's kind of just an informal concept, in that you can general forgive kids for being kids, but there's no right of passage where you hand your kids a bong and a ticket to L.A. to go work it all out.
amish guy really good at bowling
everyone in this thread sleeping
>Benson Goes to the Country
Undercover cop infiltrates a gang of amish bank robbers.
How do you rob a bank when you're a strict pacifist?
With a strongly worded note.
They always escape on a horse drawn carriage. Kino. They also scream in German accents at the tellers
It's so weird that different minor sects within Amish/Mennonites have different sets of technologies they reject. Some sects have no restriction on tech use if they believe not using them will put their livelihood at risk, so men can use computers, drive tractors and trucks, and plant GMO crops to compete with farms run by the English (their generic term for anyone who's not Amish), but women can't use any tech because their job is housework, not farming.
lmao can't ride amtrak across pa without seeing one on your car
Person witnesses crime.
Lives with the Amish to hide from the criminals.
Culture-clash comedy ensues.
>qt, feminine, virginal, thin girl that would make a great wife
I'm so used to western culture that this seems very exotic.
White religious community? Ummm how bout it’s a horror movie, they’re all in a cult and some teens get stranded and the amish pick them off one by one. And each scene and especially each of the killings is done in such a way as to highlight the hypocrisy of their religious convictions.
Here's something I drew as a pun that absolutely no one ever gets.
But the pun gets explained right there in the title, or did I miss something?
I guess I was being hyperbolic. I only posted it once and not everyone looks at filenames. It's just I worked so hard on the scale mail that it was disappointing that no one got it. I don't even remember what prompted me to draw it.
So what was the joke
are you sending it exclusively to thirdies or something
He’s wearing le technology?
You overestimate how obscure your puns are.
I remember when I was in school some Amish laborers were building a house across the street from where I lived. Foundation-to-finish, those motherfrickers had it up in like five days.
amazing what can be done when well, you know
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...
>shrill violin note
>scene of blond white Amish family having dinner together
>ominous music builds up
>nice black man who got lost in the countryside on the way to a friend's house
>very ominous synth note creating feeling of sheer dread
>tall bearded Amish man saying "You shouldn't have come here..."
>black man looking in horror
>slowed down reverb
>Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at...
What's the title, anon?
Nope
I was thinking "Am", it fits in his moronic mode of titles because it could be short for Amish, but also like
>I AM a black person, get used to it!
I'll expect the check in the mail.
AM
>AMerica
>African Male
>AMish
Whoa
*Lights Out*
>not an ominous cover of Weird Al's Amish Paradise
amish girl, goes to the city, comes back with her black bf, and then the black guy breeds all the women there and kills all the male amish
Amish kid and native American kid know there's a skinwalker, but none of the grown ups believe them so they team up to kill it while the grown ups actively work against them.
Imagine actual legit amish girls and how they'd enjoy an absolute dicking.
I wonder if incest is big in those communities.