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Unhinged 2 with Chris Pratt stalking Elliott down in traffic and beating the shit out of him on random days throughout the week as he’s in traffic on the way home from work
>him
>In a world...
>riddled with disease...
>A man and a Woman...
>Must find...
>THE CURE
>for baldness
>Rated hard x for vomit inducing nudity
damn
Is the vagine intact?
yes
In that case, anon.. Oh, but what am I saying, we both know what must be done.
Those abs look so unnatural
Because they're implants, not real muscles.
A truer monkeys paw will never exist
>Bitches and moans about "toxic masculinity" for years.
>Gleefully engages in "toxic masculinity."
Ellen Paige has set out to prove everything Freud used to say correct.
Basket Case 2, Elliott is the monster in the basket who kills men to steal their penises for herself.
It would have to be 4. There's already a Basket Case 2 & 3.
I don't know why you'd want to see it, neither are particularly good actors.
Chris Pratt is a Christian who is very religious. Elliot is a trans man who bumps into Pratt on the street. Elliot and Chris fall in love in first sight. the movie will focus on Pratt having to figure out whether dating Elliot would be gay and against God. there will be graphic sex scenes between the 2 and by the end Pratt will realize the she is trans as well and then goes through bottom surgery against his priest's wishes
It's called: face puncher
A Christian scientist develops a radical and controversial new treatment for mental illness that involves punching the subject square in the face over and over until the brain is concussed just so.
It works, but it doesn't cure her atheism so she dies in the end in a mostly peaceful protest.
When are you producing this, Chris? I'll be the first in line.
>I'll be the first in line.
To get punched in the face?
A Jim Carrey-esque comedy where Chris' character is dating Page's and Chris just thinks it's a tomboy the whole time. Then at the end Elliot confesses that she is a troony and Chris calls her an incel manlet and punches her in the face.
lmao
>Oh, and Bryce Dallas Howard gets naked.
count me in
There is a 20 minute sex scene where Bryce gets fricked on a dinosaur by Chris and Elliot seethes with jealousy
YES. Go on.
Cliffhanger remake.
Pratt as Stallone's character.
Page's forehead as the mountain.
>two space actors comb the universe for the cure to receding hairlines
Mario and Luigi in
Super Mario 2
Bangbros
who's the girl on the right?
It's not gay to her sex with her FYI. She has a vegana. You'd just be fricking a muscular girl with no breasts. Might even be hot tbh
Chris Pratt should rape her for trying to ruin his career. It would be like fricking a hobbit for him.
You ever seen Trans-"male" "straight" porn? It ain't pretty. Looks like a dude banging a truck driver that has a vag
Chud V Troon: Dawn of Incels
This. Pratt as Pastor, Page as Yuki.
https://myanimelist.net/manga/1677/MW
Jurassic World 4: troonysaurus
Owen Grady hunts a mentally ill dinosaur that wants to kill all straight cis people. Oh, and Bryce Dallas Howard gets naked.
>both of them went to high school together
>he was the football quarterback, she was a nerd
>10 year high school reunion he’s super successful and dating a man, she’s a loser working at Starbucks
>she decides to transition into a man and make him fall in love with xir
>20 year high school reunion he’s even more successful and xir looks like a little boy and writes on a blog nobody reads
>xir approaches him and they flirt and have a fun night together
>at the end of the night xir tells him who xe used to be and asks him if he could love xir
>he explains that he’s a bottom and likes gigantic dicks in his butt
>just then Terry Crews pulls up in a Mazda Miata convertible and Pratt gets in
>Terry Crews pushes Pratts head down onto his dick and smiles at xir as he peels out and drives away
>credits role as xir walks away from the camera down the dark street lined with streetlights, alone
Sounds great, would watch
You liberals have some weird-ass fantasies.
Twins remake crossover with film Junior about a first pregnant troony
Kek that b***h is shorter than my 50-something mom.
he fricks him in the boy pussy
he has a penis
does he still have an anus? O_O
Page’s lesbian wife left because of the transition. lol
gottem
KWAB
Double entendre
Kid dreams about his future, has worries on whether or not he'll be a chad or a dweeb. In one dream he's Chris Pratt, an action hero. In another dream he's Ellen page, a soi filled antisocial loser who spends all "his" time on reddit and twitter.
Frickery happens and dream chad has to save boy and dream dweeb from nightmare monsters and blah blah blah Ellen gets some action in there too to show that regardless of how he ends up as an adult, he'll still have the ability to be a badass when needed. End.
christian dad and trans offspring. boom summer comedy blockbuster. this shit writes itself folks
Bosom Buddies: The Movie
Elliot must de-transition in order to stay at an all women's hotel with Chris
Buddy Cop action comedy, Pratt plays chud veteran, Page plays new trans diversity hire. Write the rest
Scene where after they finally start to like each other and have a beer after work they take a piss in an alleyway together and Chris Pratt accidentally looks over and sees her neopenis
Jazz Jennings as Elliot's best friend pls
They are married and she transitions. He tries to be understanding because he loved her, but they have kids and he feels like she’s being selfish and crazy. The movie is from her perspective and is obviously framed like she’s in the right for being true to herself, but the women writers miss the mark and his objections end up seeming reasonable and she looks like a c**t.
Chris calling Elliot Ellen until she kills herself
The movie is called Suicide Guaranteed
he dated her 10 years ago when she was a cute girl. now a small deranged man is trying to kill him, he must get behind this mistery to find out it's now elliot page on a roid binge rage
So Chris is Cinemaphile
Porno
Isn't Pratt member of some homosexual hating Church? Based
It's a comedy about a gay couple trying to adopt a kid because they can't have kids on their own (on account of the gayness).
The movie ends with Elliot becoming pregnant
All I want to see is Page getting dicked in a sex scene. It doesn't matter what the film is about, I'll watch it for that alone.
I want to see Chris frick Elliot and then barf on her during the act when he realizes that he can't grab her breasts
>"Oh yeah baby, with your mutilated breasts undulating with your uneven abdominal transplants. That's so hot!"
He goes out one day and runs over a 4ft trannoid.
Pratt meets Ellen's daughter on a cruise and falls in love.
Ellen meets Pratts son and falls in love.
Double wedding.
Ellen has a baby
Ellen's daughter has a baby
Called "I'm My Own Grandpa!"
>Baded chad
>troony degen that thinks it’s a man
>Worlds collide thru some type of bro sports activity
>Accomplish their sporting goal or feat, hell yea, become bros
>Based chad is naive himbo, doesn’t know
>Hanging out at bars and restaraunts often post sporting activities doing bro things, drinking, shit talking, flirting with waitresses/bartenders
>troony starts to fall in love with chad
>Realizes it can’t go back ywnbaw
>Things get progressively awkward
>troony decides to confess their true identity and feelings, maybe he’ll love me for me
>wtf bro
>Chad is repulsed, ends contact
>ACK
>Roll credits
>Post credits scene of Pratt living a moment of a happy life with his trad wife, 2 kids and dog
>Fin
>Bob Dylan starts playing
The good ending: Ellen realizes that she never actually loved Chris and just wanted to BE him. Chris gets her the help she needs and the movie closes with both of them entering a church.
Buddy cop where one partner (Pratt) is a crusty old school conservative cop in the vein of Die Hard or Dirty Harry; and the other partner (Elliot) is a troony progressive "funny man" type who is constantly pointing out Pratts outdated conservatism and anarchisms. They are tied up in a conspiracy involving an incel serial killer, a black queen dame, and a israeli crime lord.