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>me on the right
Troon?
Lorelei starts an onlyfans
she had rich parents
Those are literally the best ones
She HAD rich parents. The dad died years ago and the mom sold everything and moved to another state.
Lorelai is gonna need money, and soon. So she can open an Onlyfans and then find out one day that Rory is subbed to her.
That just means she has a fat inheritance. Women do porn when they're desperate, not when they're rich.
>mayli
means nothing
>means nothing
that's just one case. here is another one for you to reference: asa akira was from a rich family:
https://nypost.com/2014/04/26/how-a-manhattan-prep-school-kid-became-a-millionaire-porn-star/
>The UN School didn’t invite her back for her sophomore year because of bad grades
>She first worked as a teacher’s assistant at a preschool, but quickly realized she “hated it
>Thanks to one chance encounter after graduation, her life would change forever.
>“Excuse me, miss?” a man asked her on the street. “Would you be interested in working in the adult entertainment industry?”
>That night, she worked a shift as a dominatrix at The Nutcracker Suite on 33rd Street.
>Other opportunities followed. A friend hooked her up with a gig at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, a gentlemen’s club off the West Side Highway.
>The $600 (on a good night) she made at the dungeon no longer cut it. Now she could rake in up to $6,000 a night.
>She decided to keep this new life from her parents, even though she found it highly unlikely that it would remain a secret.
>When she first moved to LA, she thought she’d spend two years in porn — most women only get three years in the business before they quit or are spit out — save up money, and then open a yoga studio.
Desperate.
One off anecdotes aren't a norm
It's not 2012 anymore, gramps. Women do OF now because all their friends are doing it and it's empowering and lets them claim the lane of being a sex worker in the discourse.
thats your porn fantasy, I mean real life
You're gonna freak when you find out the actresses who do nude scenes in movies often have wealthy parents.
Nude scenes are part of storytelling and creating a visual, not porn.
Women do not view OF as porn. They view it as content creation.
I'm a woman: its porn. Talk to actual women, not greentext of """women""" written by the obese
YWNBAW
I am saying this from personal experience with progressive women.
It isnt about the money. Her and her daughter would be selling bbc oyakodon content on onlyfans in 2023.
mutt mental illness
The mom is hotter
Rory get Vision Pro
one where the audience discovers the daughter is latinx and it makes no sense to them
Argentina wasn't hispanic until recently
Why do you moronic grown men post this single mother slop here when there's other tonnes of good show?
I'm a moronic grown woman, but its a good show and still holds up. I don't know if it would really survive being made today though. Stars Hollow definitely wouldn't.
you know the drill woman
>I don't know if it would really survive being made today though.
100% it wouldn't. I am still always shocked that the show so openly calls out both Rory and Lorelai's shitty "empowered women" behaviour. Lorelai's raising of her daughter as her friend basically completely fricks them both up; as soon as Rory leaves her little podunk town where everyone tells her she's great, she's completely drowning and turns into a trashy slag who gets knocked up.
I can see why people were upset by the revival but it isn't like Rory didn't always show signs of ending up the way she did. She always had a big fish small pond attitude and got fricked up by actual pressure and expectations.
I think people just really didn't like the fact that they were confronted with hard proof that Lorelai's "strong empowered independent single mother" stuff was actually horrible for everyone involved.
We want to bang the mom. Also we hate our mothers.
I mean how do you not get turned off by women with behaviour like her. I'd rather jerk off to a woman whose behaviour i don't know and who is a total stranger. I cant bring myself to get turned on by shallow and despicable characters like her.
>I'd rather
No, you've just accepted your fate and learned to live with it.
>tonnes
>tonnes
Rory get botox
Rory troons out.
Rory discovers repressed memories of being repeatedly raped by Lorelei's boyfriends when she was 13-15 and relives each and every one of the assaults from start to finish.
It's this or Rory, unhappily single as she passes 35, tracks down each and every one of her ex boyfriends from the show and lures them into her basement one by one where she chains them up and forces them to let her use their mouths as her personal human toilets.
Flash forward 1000 years into the future, humanity has mostly destroyed itself and a new hyborian age has begun.
they sit and talk nonstop for entire episode at 30 words per second
a Seinfeld vision episode
Richard, the largest Gilmore, rises from the dead to eat the other Gilmores
>Episode 3: "College Debates"
As Emily prepares to make a substantial donation to a prestigious university, Lorelai and Rory engage in a lively debate about the value of higher education, student debt, and the systemic barriers that limit access to quality education. Their differing perspectives strain their relationship and force them to confront their own biases.
>Episode 4: "Boundaries and Borders"
When Stars Hollow becomes a temporary shelter for a group of refugees seeking asylum, Lorelai and Rory rally the town's residents to provide support and welcome them with open arms. The episode explores themes of compassion, empathy, and the challenges faced by displaced individuals, challenging the prejudices and fears of some townsfolk.
>Episode 7: "Truth and Reconciliation"
When a local historical marker reveals a dark chapter of Stars Hollow's past, Lorelai and Rory are determined to confront the truth, acknowledge the town's role in perpetuating racial injustice, and initiate a process of healing and reconciliation. They collaborate with community leaders and historians to promote inclusivity and foster dialogue.
too real
Thx chatgpt
Does anyone else not even read a word of these once you realize it's just ChatGPT
Most of you are indistinguishable from bots. In fact, the bots are more creative. You repeat the same catchphrases and homosexual memes over and over for literally years at a time.
It's the best contribution to the thread so far.
they have to share a bath.
I don't know why. Someone else can write that bit.
>ugh, we only have enough hot water for ONE shower, and we're both so sweaty and stinky, what do we do!?
>well mom, I mean we ARE both girls, what's the harm, right?
theme song plays, extended shower scene begins. paris barges in for some reason.
rory get abortion
This, but it's illegal where they live.
rory get back-alley abortion
Rory gets caught up in anti-trans protest. Chance meeting with character played by Hunter Schafer. After some time, truth is revealed and Rory becomes a pro-trans activist. Grand parents debate this Lorelei. Grandfather takes a traditionalist but open view. Grandmother is 100% anti-trans. Rory is overwhelmed by drama, but realizes she has feeling for Hunter and now wonders if she is a lesbian. She meets a black guy, gets pregnant and decides to marry him.
Rory 100% would be a lesbian, but with Paris. I'm surprised they didn't go that route for the revival. Rory and Paris already made out in that spring break episode.
b***h MOMMY DIDN"T GIVE ME TENDIES
Rory and Lorelei attend a pride march and get dared to make out
Rory is raped by a "gay" man and no one believes her.
They're Mother and Daughter. That says something about you.
What does it say about me?
That you'll say and do anything for attention, like a thot shaking her ass on tiktok, because mommy and daddy didn't hug you enough and say you did a good job when you showed them your finger painting.
That you're a degenerate and a piece of shit who's so coombrained he's actually attracted to the idea of Mother/Daughter sexual activity. They call that "molestation" in civilization btw. You've lost your zero point.
That already exists and it's called Ginny and Georgia
Rory goes for a long road trip throughout the Northeast, picking apples, making cider, and cuddling by a campfire wearing wool outfits.
I forgot to say the most important part: with me.
Meet Snoop Doggy Dogg (formerly Paul Anka).