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voldemort when he was at hogwarts
This. About how he gets more ambitious and ruthless and builds up his deatheater following.
It would paralel nicely with Harry's story at Hogwarts but in an opposite way.
It would certainly be a more interesting spinoff than the Fantastic Beasts shit
so, do the same thing with a different mc?
you're a fricking moron
All female wizarding university
So just the French school from the 4th movie?
A self-aware dark comedy of Dumbledore fricking with Slytherin kids including brutally killing many of them in hilarious fashion.
>60s hogwart student from slytherin slowly becoming death eaters
>MGS3 but with wizzards
>00s goblin revolts
>Wizzard detective
>A group of auror go to north pole and fight against a monter amalgam of magic criatures
>MGS3 but with wizzards
What
So like one of them defects to another Wizarding school and a hogwarts student has to infiltrate it to get them back?
Keep the movies the same except fire David Yates after OofP and have Columbus/or Newell direct half blood prince and Alfonso direct the last two. Inject way more magic useage and visual consistency. Change any small bullshit I don't like that's in the original. For example have Harry and Hermione be together and have Ron date somebody else. Change Ronson security motive in a cup of fire feeling like shit about himself not stacking up to his own perceived self-worth and have them really focus on improving himself rather than just being pussy at Harry for absolutely no reason. Make order the Phoenix a lot more schizo oriented. Harry has the whole school against him with the looming threat of Hitler coming back to kill him and almost everybody gaslighting him while he's hallucinates. We need to see him spiraling and reach the lowest point in the film and then be rebirth through acceptance from the order of the Phoenix and Ron and Hermione getting him the credit he deserves.
That's what I'll be a remake by the way. If I have to do a new idea what the Harry Potter name and I would be a spin-off or what not. I would probably have it focused on their children. Albus and his friend group Id probably limit it to like four or five. Have them essentially be mirrors to what Harry and Hermione and Ron used to be when they were kids so instead of having Harry's bravery and determination he would be insecure and a little timid because of who his father is in the legacy and pressure that's constantly put upon him. I'm near the same things for Ron and Hermione's children take aspects of the personality that made them stand out in inverse it. Have the first season really established their characters and have them over the course of the first season go through impactful changes that improve themselves. Afterwards I would tease a villain that will actually challenge how much they've improved themselves and have them all fail initially because they were being brash and reckless. Because while they were self improving they were all so diluting themselves into trying to be people that they're not like Harry Hermione and Ron. When they have to find their own identity and use the abilities that they're good at. They then regroup and take down the monster or villain. They would get praise from whatever had master was there
And that's it. a nice message about kids living in the legacy of their fathers and mothers finding their own identities worn out of insecurity and humility and then using that newfound inner strength to take down the obstacle that's in front of them
This might be better as like a movie instead of a TV show I don't know how I would switch it up new seasons wise
isnt the stage play/musical about their kids?
No.
It should have ended at 8.
troony lead reboot
its the same as the regular harry potter movies except hagrid is replaced with ps1 hagrid
Basically the same thing but all the witches under the age of 18 are naked throughout
Story about Viator Tempus, 1850s Hogwarts student who decide to time travel and meet all famous wizards through history.
He goes to meet Jesus, Buddha, Merlin and bunch of others wizards trying not to disrupt the timeline.
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Hermione makes a huge batch of polyjuice potion and has Dobby and the house elfs put it into the soup for the big Halloween feast. Everyone turns into Hermione, and then the rest of the movie is hundreds of Hermiones grinding snatch, licking muff, fisting holes, sucking breasts, choking necks, and slapping ass.
Let me know if you want to hear my ideas for a sequel.
I do want to hear the sequel ideas
It's Christmas break. Everyone is all fricked out, turns back into themselves, goes home to think about what they've done and reevaluate their lives. But the Death Eaters attack the Wizarding towns and shit. The only one not getting his ass kicked is Harry, because he's by himself back at Hogwarts because the idea of spending time with Dudley after weeks of having a vegana fisted while being spanked and choked has caused thoughts about Dudley he is embarrassed by and he's afraid of how he will act. But yeah, Harry is the only one not getting his ass kicked by the Death Eaters, so he is the only one who can save everybody. He makes a giant batch of polyjuice potion and has the house elfs load it into a thousand super soakers. His elf army attacks the Death Eaters by spraying them with polyjuice and they all turn into Harry Potter. But things get so confusing that everyone turns into Harry Potter, except for Hermione, who was hiding. So every wizard in Britain is now Harry Potter except for Hermione, and they can't control themselves. A million Harry Potters drag Hermione out of her hiding place and line up with their wizard boners out and run the longest, most brutal gangbang in the history of both muggles and wizards. At the end, Dumbledore awards 100 points to Slytherin because without Voldemort and the Death Eaters none of this could have happened.
hire this man
Make it like The Boys where it shows what an actual wizarding world would be like. Polyjuicing as the opposite sex, spiking women’s drinks with potions, spells that cause inflation/deflation, massive wizard orgies, etc etc..
Draco is a girl.
best post
What are her kinks?
BMC
>Big Muggle wiener
>In the magical justice system, dark arts based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Britain, The dedicated detectives that investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Aurors. These are their stories."
GO HOME GRANGER GIRL
Ha!
I'm still mad
I read heinous as hilarious
He ends up with Luna instead of that coalburning turbobawd.
Basil Thread is a Ravenclaw wizard interested in alchemy, he dual-wields his father's and uncle's wands, which are stained with their blood, giving them almost black coloration. Gage Witchwood is the big tiddy goth gf from Edinburgh. Her best friend is Mary Heathrow, a blonde Cornish girl who keeps trying to summon water fae.
Their main opponent is a three generation Slytherin alumni legacy named Corinth who got sorted into Hufflepuff. He uses his ambition to try to make Hufflepuff the strongest, but Basil will show him his place.
Movie trilogy about the founders of Hogwarts, set in medieval times
>Helena Ravenclaw rape scene
That would be pretty cool watch them actually duke out the philosophies that they all share about magic and whatnot see the foundation of how all that shit got propped up in the first place.
Already exists. Some Italian fan project. Can’t remember what it was called though.
>Mean girls but witches
>Copius nudity
I'll take my royalties in single dollar bills.
Law & Order: Wizarding World
>In the magical criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The aurors who investigate crime and the Wizengamot who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
Lesbian porno set at that French witch school from Goblet of Fire.
Gay porno set at that Slavic wizard school from Goblet of Fire
What's the link for this
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Harry Potter is Harryavious Jr. Potterson and he is black.
Voldermort remains white.
The non-magic world discovers the existence of the wizard world. The societal and political implications of this and the inevitable conflict that would arrise as modern militaries and wizards end up sharing the same battlefield could be interesting...but it'd be ruined by modern Hollywood
I never read the books so there could be some lore I don't know about but, the wizarding world is in hiding. I always presumed it was due them being feared and discriminated against. If a bunch of angry Medieval peasants are enough to frick up magic users then what chance do magic users stand against the contemporary world?
Magic users are way out numbered - and you then have the question if they could put up a united front. Many of them know little about the muggle world - and even those like Ron's dad (who have an interest and are involved with it) are rather clueless. How is your typical magic user going to deal with something like a sniper rifle or a cruise missile?
The witch hunts weren't a threat to real witches, all those people they killed were muggles. The wizards just got sick of our shit and cast a spell that made the entire planet forget that they'd ever existed.
And Arthur may not know what a rubber duck is for but he's not stupid, he was able to modify a car to make it fly and turn invisible. Also in the 6th book there was a bit where Harry saw Kingsley Shacklebolt on TV, he'd infiltrated the Prime Minister's protection detail to protect him from Voldemort, if the wizards had hostile intentions it would be child's play for them to mind control, replace, or murder all the worlds governments overnight. For snipers or cruise missiles to be useful you need to know where the wizards are, which muggles don't.
>For snipers or cruise missiles to be useful you need to know where the wizards are, which muggles don't.
It only takes a few wizard turncloaks. Wouldn't be surprising if muggle-born wizards, just in general, side with the muggle world if the wizarding world plans to go to war against the muggles.
lmao as if anyone would pick being a muggle over being a wizard
>Would pick
Why do you think it's a choice? You can either live as yet another wizard of become a hero for muggles remembered until the end of time and still have cool magical powers.
>hmmm yes surely if I help them wipe out my people they'll reward me with something other than a bullet to the head once my usefulness is at an end
Why the frick wouldn't they reward them afterwards? Do you think the world government is going to go full final solution on wizards rather than use them to increase their power?
>he was able to modify a car to make it fly and turn invisible
I used to think the engine still running when it's flying was a stupid oversight, but now that I think about Arthur probably legitimately believes it wouldn't fly without it
The book seems to imply that the engine actually was making it fly, that Arthur had somehow modified it to generate the levitation spell:
>But the car had begun to shudder and was losing speed. "Come on," Ron said cajolingly, giving the steering wheel a little shake, "nearly there, come on -" The engine groaned. Narrow jets of steam were issuing from under the hood. Harry found himself gripping the edges of his seat very hard as they flew toward the lake. The car gave a nasty wobble. Glancing out of his window, Harry saw the smooth, black, glassy surface of the water, a mile below. Ron's knuckles were white on the steering wheel. The car wobbled again. "Come on," Ron muttered. They were over the lake - the castle was right ahead - Ron put his foot down. There was a loud clunk, a splutter, and the engine died completely.
>"Uh-oh," said Ron, into the silence.
>The nose of the car dropped. They were falling, gathering speed, heading straight for the solid castle wall.
Rowling wrote all that like it was a cartoon visual, not like she had any deep, well thought out world building about how it might have logically worked.
It does bring up the fascinating concept of him having to go to the petrol station to fill it up
Exactly. See the potential of the premise? Alot of room for good story telling.
Hogwarts teen pregnancies
the greatest HOWEVER
Gilderoy Lockhart on all the crazy adventures from his books. Turns out he was actually there for all of it, just a bumbling idiot stealing everybody else's glory as he barely survives each encounter.
>PLOT TWIST: You could make it a sequel where current aged Kenneth Branagh still plays the role. Instead he is putting himself in dangerous situations just to prove to himself that he's not a piece of shit.
exactly the same but you see the characters taking a dump
Neville Longbottom as a professor at Hogwarts. As for plot I haven't really got anything. How about he gets involved in a sexual misconduct scandal and there is a big cover up. I am thinking dark comedy.
Voldemort going around and feeding cute girls to Nagini (head first so we see their wriggling feet last) and taunting them as they slowly stop struggling.
Adapt this and slap the Harry Potter name on it.
Qrd on what that is about?
>wizards run most world governments and have since antiquity
>their power comes from summoning and enslaving demons, which are nearly immortal
>MC1 is an ancient demon who served many masters
>MC2 is an ambitious young wizard bureaucrat
>they solve mysteries and try to secure the realm (British magic empire)
1st book is a lot of setting the scene, exploring different spells and summons. The title plot kicks in fairly late. This one (2nd book) is more plot driven with multiple factions, and somebody employing medieval israelite sorcery to carry out assassinations. The golem is a terrifying opponent.
Set it in the far future where everyone is trans.
Dumbledore anal porn
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Frick’em
Just a bunch of witches getting railed by beasts.
Fantastic breasts and where to frick them!
A series set in the African school is the obvious choice.
What gets me about Uagadou is it is not even just Sub-Saharan Africa. Sub-Saharan Africa itself is diverse but, the North African countries so obliviously should fall under their own, a Mediterranean or Greater Middle Eastern school.
Does the British Isles have the largest wizarding community in the world?
>Why do places like India and China not have schools
>Can say a Australian go to Hogwarts?
>Does a Japanese student have to go to the Japanese one?
it's not the 'definitive' list, i guess there are more magic schools that haven't been mentioned yet. i would suppose language barriers being the only issue, but magic could still explain that away
Is Hogwarts the only one in the British Isles? Or are there others and Hogwarts is just the best?
>Why do places like India and China not have schools
India has it's own brand of magic none of the other wizards acknowledge based on Hindu folklore.
China's Wizard school is run by the communist party.
>Can say a Australian go to Hogwarts?
No.
>Does a Japanese student have to go to the Japanese one?
Yes. But the population is 99% female 1% male.
>Mahoutokoro
"magic place"
Some top tier shit here. It's easy to see why her books and other creative works made her grotesquely wealthy.
>UK school
>west euro school
>east euro school
>Russia school
>idk just lump everybody else by continent
Based Rowling
>Throws bag of animal bones on ground
>gibsmedathomie
>Rolex appears on arm
Shieeeeettttttt
As an adult, Harry Potter is confronted with a secret enemy from the past; a dark wizard who attended Hogwarts the same year that he did. As a boy, he was unable to buy any of the trolley sweets on the Hogwarts Express, because Harry & Ron bought & ate them all. On that day, this boy swore revenge, & dedicated his life to dark magic & villainy to make Harry Potter rue the day he so greedily bought all of the sweets on the train.
>Mr Potter... on that day, you took the lot... today, I SHALL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!!
Sequel movie series or TV show. Rupert, Dan, Emma return to play the characters in their 30s. They take a backseat to black and female new characters and are totally disrespected and die.
hpmor without the self-important nerd cringe dialogue
Nothing but an entire reel of James Potter and his friends dabbing on that homosexual Snape
A sports movie about a ragtag underdog Quidditch team (maybe filled with mudbloods, halfbreed, werewolves and shit like that if you want that topical angle) trying to win the world cup.
I wrote a short fanfic after the last book came out when I was a teenager about Harry being an Auror, trying to calm the giants who were still loyal to Voldemort. Thankfully, I don't remember anything else about it, nor is there any record of it, as I'm sure it was terrible.
>remake idea
just rush it so the child actors dont grow
this way you avoid teen potter like in the movies
tl:dr child potter and friends series like lemony snicket in netflix
I just wanna see some normal guy get put into slytherine by the hat.
see what happens
A smaller-scale, episodic show set in the HP-universe could be good. Set it in Hogwarts years after the HP events. The protagonist is the new headmaster who has to deal with the mentally insane ghost of a former headmaster who keeps trying to implement dangerous school policies and luring children to the forbidden forest and genociding the Slytherin house
slice of life school life life progression competitions and school events based on magic.
quidditch is cringe and not uniquely magical, just car racing in the air
animated in the style of hogwarts mystery
I want a Harry Potter anime made by Wit studio. The series lends it's self better to a series than a movie, anyway. Yes, I am a weeb. Yes, it still is a good idea.
Blonde slytherin reluctant anti-hero
even more kino if he ends up dating a Gryffindor girl
running a magic school would be expensive and would need support from donations, government funding etc. since there are only about 3000 in the uk according the rowling there wouldn't need to be a second
>Blonde slytherin reluctant anti-hero
>even more kino if he ends up dating a Gryffindor girl
I imagine there is a fanfiction like that.
there is a fanfiction for literally anything involving the harry potter franchise. you can probably find a story about young dumbledore sucking dick to pay for his hogwarts tuition if you look on AO3 for a bit.
Harry gets his dick stuck in a blender, movies two and a half hours long and it's just Harry trying to unstuck his dick from the blender.
Coomer answer:
Magic brothel where they use magic to fulfill all kind of different kinks.
Actual answer: Muggles are fricking up the world too hard, magical community reveals itself because "kill the muggles, wizzard war now" is gaining momentum in the fringe.
Drama ensues as worlds collide
Write a Harry Potter transcript where Harry cucks Ron.
"Hey, Harry," said Ron. "What're you up to?"
"Oh, nothing much," said Harry. "Just cucking you, Ron."
"What?" said Ron, his face turning red.
"Yeah, I'm cucking you," said Harry. "I'm screwing Hermione behind your back. And it feels great."
"You bastard!" said Ron. "I'll kill you!"
"Go ahead and try, Ron," said Harry. "But you'll never catch me. I'm the smarter wizard, and the better man. You're just a pathetic little boy who'll never amount to anything."
And with that, Harry left Ron seething with anger and humiliation.
uuh.. ron bros..
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30772589/
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31305668/
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27099604/chapters/66807835
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26104402/chapters/64147510
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Cambrian/32137/Date-Night-Harry-Potter/85523/Chapter-1/Date-Night
AI is getting better
>takes place in the future
>muggle technology has evolved to the point where humans can stand up to wizards
>a war between wizards and muggles breaks out
>harry potter is a general in the wizard army
>the war is disrupted when the wizards and humans must team up to fight a greater threat
>the war ends with a fusing of wizard and muggle society, combining magic and technology
>the new alchemist society begins developing space travel and looks to the future
>spinoff
The story of King Arthur, expect told in the Harry Potter universe.
>Remake
Harry Potter but with above average worldbuilding and characters.
The Teenage Snape Diaries
exaggerate it real hard, snape literally cuts himself with sectumsempra while having school shooter fantasies. show the relationship with the other later death eaters like lucius malfoy, who tries to get snape some pussy by paying some hufflepuff bawd, only for snape to jizz in his pants when she touches his arm.
>Voldemort wins
>Starts taking over Europe slowly
>USA Wizards get spooked
>Decide to invade England to give them a dose of freedom
>Airdropping in MACUSA Special Forces behind enemy lines to assassinate Voldemort after quirky black (need diversity points to get greenlit) smart wizard figures out horcruxes
>American wizard bangs Voldemort's daughter or some shit
Is the American wizarding world more powerful than the British one? I got the impression the British wizarding world was the most powerful. If the American one is equal or weaker than the British one then the Americans can likely do frick all.
In my movie they are
If it's anything like the real world then the British love to pretend they are top dog but in reality the USA is vastly above them and basically has the real power.
I feel like there has to be a bigger wizard population in America and that they would also be somewhat militarized after all the shit the moronic Euros pull with Grindelwald and Voldemort
I imagine so as well. But we'll never find out since JK sucks at worldbuilding.
What makes the real-world/muggle-world USA more powerful than the UK does not necessarily translate when it comes to the wizarding world. I cannot think of the term but, it seems like the sort of thing that would give Britain such a head start advantage it would be difficult for the Americans to ever catch up. Britain has had a wizarding community seemingly before the time of Christ, and at very least they have had a community since the Medieval era.
Presumably American's wizarding community was founded by British immigrants. It may be reasonable to assume, considering the wizarding world is detached from the state of the muggle world, that: 1) few wizards/witches (not just from Britain but elsewhere like France and Germany) never immigrated to America, and 2) the most powerful individuals / families stayed in Europe. So America may not actually have the strongest base when it comes to wizarding population.
You then also get to the question of how the American wizarding education compares to that of the UK or elsewhere. Plus, Britain - just having more time to accumulate notable individuals throughout history - may have various globally influential institutions and be sitting on countless powerful relics. So even if the American magic community is larger it may not equate to them being more powerful as a collective.
>What makes the real-world/muggle-world USA more powerful than the UK does not necessarily translate when it comes to the wizarding world.
Possibly? Frankly, I could see the main difference being traditionalism vs innovation. Like, British Wizards are older and more established but also far more backwards. While American wizards are innovative and generally more able to work with the modern world. The history of the USA means the wizard and muggle world are most likely much more closely linked than the UK.
Honestly if we go by
it just seems like the non-European countries are the NPCs of the global wizarding world.
What would make the American more innovative than the British one? Because if you compare them to their muggle-world comparisons then the UK is not especially anymore conservative, traditionalist etc. in a meaningful way then compared to the USA. If anything there are areas that the USA is more traditionalist in than the UK.
According to Hack Rowling, Native Americans practised wandless magic and did pretty well. Wands were a European invention. She got flak for cultural appropriation before she could expound on that and I don't even know/care enough at that point if it's still considered the official history
Isn't Merlin the canonical founder of all magic?
Seemingly not as the wiki states
>Merlin was born sometime during the medieval era.[5] During his formative years, he attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and was sorted into Slytherin House.[4] It is possible that he was taught by Salazar Slytherin himself, given the time period Merlin lived in.
>he attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and was sorted into Slytherin House.
But Merlin and Arthurian legends are set around 500AD, while Hogwarts was constructed around 900AD.
How is that possible?
Time travel.
Merlin ages backwards.
Rowling has shit worldbuilding.
According to the wiki Merlin was born in 'c. 982 or later'
I want to believe this is a reference to Merlin aging backwards in the myths and his "Birth" is actually his death. But I know Rowling is not clever enough for that.
Timeturners.
Speaking about magicians/mystics, I would have thought there would be some reference to Hermes Trismegistus in Harry Potter. I just checked and apparently no.
Would actually be fun, Grindelwald story should have be more like this.
Harry Potter and The Knights of The Round Table.
HP animated by that Irish studio.
>Harry Potter and the Knights of the Round.
>Merlin tries to help Arthur save Camelot. Opposed by Morgan who is trying to take over England with a army of evil magical creatures and Wizards.
>Manages to stop Morgan but his efforts still fail and Camelot falls.
>Story ends by explaining that this is the reason why Wizards stopped interacting with muggles.
russian wizarding school where students are allowed to carry firearms
>Russian Wizarding school
>Located in a snowy mountain
>Has no heating so it's cold all the time.
>Everybody constantly drinks vodka.
>Half of the wizards die from broom related traffic accidents.
>Entire place is brutalist as frick.
everything is the same except every character is naked and no female character shaves their bush
t. casual nudity and hairy pussy fetish
house elf slaves grab all the time turners and start planting time bombs around hogwarts
classroom explode with flying shrapnel and limbs.
they won't stop killing until they're free
Ron and Hermione's kids along with Luna infiltrate muggle governments and NGO's using apparition and muggle technology to expose top secret information for a conspiratorial blog they run with Dudley.
> set during the 9th century
> follow the founders throughout their lives
> go full early medieval, high fantasy whatever
> show what the interactions are like between muggles and wizards
> show weird cultist crap with pagan wizards vs the converted wizards
> all four are from the different kingdoms of the British isle so you can have a wide range of locations and geographical differences
> make them reflect the old medieval archetypes (Godric being a classical chivalrous knight, ravenclaw a divine princess, etc)
> make the story about taking leadership among those who need it and protecting one’s people and guiding them.
A coming-of-age wizard teen sitcom
Inbetweeners in Hogwarts I guess
>What would make the American more innovative than the British one?
Lack of traditions and a closer connection to the muggle world. Like they are all way more adapt at combining technology and magic and way more willing to take great risks to compete with older more established places.
>Because if you compare them to there muggle-world comparisons then the UK is not especially conservative, traditionalist etc.
Sure. But they are way less innovative on average. At least nowadays. Plus, the Wizard world we see in Harry Potter is absolutely highly conservatives, traditionalist, and isolated.
It's an all girls school now
They lez out all the time and frick different magical creatures
this homie really deleted a post over there/their pronoun homosexualry
Probably the same type of homie that discard your post over such mistake.
Horror movie with death eaters trying to kill a group of teenagers and it's revealed at the end that one of the kids is a wizard
Test
Cobra Kai but set in Hogwarts
Leave out Nogwarts altogether. Explore Snape's time as a serial rapist.
>full, seven book/film sequel
>wizard world 'comes out' to muggle world
>plots revolve around the struggles and new relationships created by this clash
>eventually leads to all-out war between magic and technology