Pitch me your idea for a great Star Wars movie, who to cast, who to direct. Don't just reference existing EU stories or I'll consider you gay.
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Pitch me your idea for a great Star Wars movie, who to cast, who to direct.
The movie Alien but instead it's set on a star destroyer and the alien is a Jedi during order 66
They kinda did that already with Ahsoka (the character not the show).
oh, my bad i haven't seen anything from star wars for the past 5 years
where
It's like the very last episode of The Clone Wars, the season that had a big gap between it and the last season.
Debicki as Ventress
anya taylor-joy as ventress unless debicki is willing to get that weird fat removal surgery on her cheeks
inspired casting
On some backwater world the empire discovers a force sensitive boy and send out a unit to bring him in. Assajj Ventress saves him and teaches him how to use the force. The boy thinks she must be a Jedi but over the course of the movie he figures out she is not and may just be using him to fulfill her own schemes. From there he must to decide if it's best to obey his new master or leave and trust in the force to lead him to a better path.
Directed by Doug Liman
No. We're not going to dig Star Wars out of the grave its dug for itself
Thanks for letting me know, literal nobody
Not gonna do your work for you, Yidsey.
Consider yourself gay
Ewan Mac Gregor plays Old Ben on Tatooine, living his life, getting by, keeping an eye on Luke from afar.
Very slow movie, spaghetti western style. The Force only features subtly and never in an overt fashion as the man has to keep it on the DL.
Ben is the only force sensitive in the cast, no lightsabers.
Plot events are spurred by the farming reforms implemented by the centralizing empire and how they slowly affect the rim. Ben has some seedy friends but he tries to help the locals with their trouble and his elderly wisdom. At some point he has to sacrifice something important to keep hidden.
>The Force only features subtly and never in an overt fashion as the man has to keep it on the DL.
I love it. I really hate the way they've turned the Jedi into the X-Men, with literal infants able to move things with their mind.
I have a toy of her
nice
I don't get it
Just do a fricking Rogue Squadron movie you c**ts. Top Gun Maverick did really well.
Frick have an opening on some tired Imperial base, on the graveyard shift. Lights start blaring. Incoming ships. They run to their squandrons. Raid happens. Introduce a good cast of rebels who have some mission or another.
Even though I loved the movie, I'll always be made "Rogue One" wasn't a Wedge movie
A series set on Star Destroyer covering the Battle of Endor to the last days of the war, where the crew gradually watches the Empire fall apart and takes on Imperial castaways like rogue ISB agents or an Inquisitor as they do a fighting retreat throughout the galaxy while on a mission to safeguard someone who could inherit the Empire, until eventually they and the last shoddy battlegroup they've collected are betrayed and they go down fighting against the New Republic, with only a few survivors escaping in secret thanks to the sacrifices of the others.
It's all just hot girls having sex with shota Jedis in the temple.
Man I didn't watch Clone Wars as a kid while it originally aired but I did have a crush with Ahsoka. She was very popular on cartoonporn websites back then.
Lucas was something else lol, shame he sold it to Disney, imagine the kino he would have made
I don't care if Lucas was le based coomer, this orange b***h was the beginning of the end and you can see it plain as day now.
She grew on me
>EUtroon seething
>reality
>n-no u!
heh
it really was and I'm sorry I ever watched that piece of shit cartoon
VII
Recap
>The Empire didn't fall after ROTJ, but it did lose significant power. Multiple systems broke away after Palpatine's death and insurrections in the Core Worlds allowed the Rebellion to regain key systems.
>8 ABY The New Republic and remains of The Galactic Empire agree to a peace agreement, but both factions intend to rearm for the next war.
>The New Republic struggles with a lack of strong leadership and several systems break away only to be later taken by the Empire.
>Han and Leia do get married and have a daughter and son.
>Luke and Leia's relationship becomes strained because she has no interest in becoming a Jedi and Luke abandons his role in the Rebellion to re-establish the Jedi Order.
Actual VII
>Plot A: Terrorists on Coruscant destroy a major building that kills tens of thousands. The news is hacked by a masked woman demanding the immediate resignation of Leia Organa and accuses her of being Vader's daughter. Leia is temporarily removed from her position of Chancellor while Senate hearings take place. Other terrorists go after her children and successfully kill one which leads to Leia tapping into the Dark Side and slaughtering them. This is all caught on video and cut-throat senators demand her arrest. Han, Chewbacca, and Lando help her and the surviving child escape from Coruscant with the intent of going to Luke's Temple on Yavin IV.
>Plot B: Luke awakens when he senses a disturbance in the Force and fights off an assassin. He discovers that several students were killed, but the remaining assassins fled. His most promising apprentice Super Guy demands that they go after them, but Luke advises caution and tends to the wounded. Super Guy and two other apprentices refuse to heed Luke's warning and take off after the assassin's ship. They successfully follow it to planet X.
>Super Guy
>Plot C: A street urchin on Planet X is tasked by a local gangster to track some strange comings and goings. S/he discovers that these individuals are Imperials bringing in resources for a terrorist campaign against the New Republic. The crime lord does nothing, but s/he later encounters the Jedi coming to Planet X, but all of them end up captured by a Jedi Hunter. Luke ultimately arrives and goes full Grandmaster mode in the rescue attempt, but his star apprentice is killed by the Jedi Hunter. Luke dispatches the Jedi Hunter and removes his mask to reveal a red-faced Sith.
Simple version
Sith Empire uses terrorist attacks as a falseflag to destabilize the New Republic and start a new war between the Republic and Galactic Empire as prelude to an invasion.
You could just let it die, instead of turning it into Marvel
I wanna see Aaylas tight blue pussy
It's surreal, like a constant porno.
Become a Jedi padawan, she'll eventually visit your quarters.
A SW movie just can't be good. The joy of SW, after the prequels, is world building.
All these Black folk need to do is film each new star wars movies like they did that military one where its one continuous event
Maybe they should just do one with some kind of sith child recruitment camp where the kids who cant do the mountain climb or whatever die
Give me a real scenario as proposed by my favorite fat drunk Winston Churchill. (which he was right about btw).
When fascism returns it will be presented as liberalism and welcomed with open arms.
Disney is very keen to make the republic that rises after the battle of endor feckless and pathetic, but they lack the spine to tell the story that would really happen that we're actually living in right now.
They kinda did that with Andor.
Yeah but people started praising that in sufficient numbers that you're no longer allowed to acknowledge it as good or you won't be le heckin based.
>When fascism returns it will be presented as liberalism and welcomed with open arms.
Instead of being a cargo cult worshipping the corpse of the Empire, the First Order is instead an ill-equipped guerrilla force (using a mixture of weapons and equipment from both the sequels and original trilogy to show how poor off they really are) whose leader literally just copies the hit-and-run tactics the Rebel Alliance used to great effect on the New Republic. The New Republic on the other hand becomes increasingly repressive and edges closer and closer to turning into the very evil it fought so long and hard against.
Remember Padme's words to Anakin in Revenge of the Sith.
"What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?"
That's just the clone wars again
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For whatever reason a spacestation/shipyard on the edge between the inner sphere and outer rim has started collecting force users, the station itself is large neough to build several capitalals at once and a bigger then small city onto itself. As the force users collect you have them clashing as the very human station burgomaster, his Trandoshan (female) companion who's a noted engineer and more then a little in love with him and a jedi he doesn't know if he can trust try to solve a string of murders, being committed by a hot twillek sith. The mystery of the force call doesn't get explained beyond it's a thing in the first movie, the second movie would introduce non sith darksiders who reveal that the force call thing is a bad thing and no one is going to get out alive and the last movie is him and his big reptile waifu , the jedi and some other survivors doing their best to survive the dark side purge (that happens occassionally to prevent too many sith from happening at once) where the sith mostly have to deal with other tradition force users. Movie ends with the Sith winning and taking an apprentice as the good guys get away and the station blows up.
Aayla Secura is deployed by the Jedi Council to rescue the prince of a neutral system's royal family who has been kidnapped by mercenaries employed by Count Dooku to be used as a bargaining chip to force the system to comply with the CIS demand for access to their mines. While they're making their escape from the mercenaries, their ship is damaged, and they're forced to crashland on a Pandora-type world, where they're forced to work together to survive in a little Romancing the Stone/Blue Lagoon adventure, where a whole bunch of hardcore /ss/ ensues, and eventually a group of bounty hunters tracks them to the planet, and it becomes sort of a First Blood cat-and-mouse thing in the jungle between the pair and the bounty hunters, but eventually they gain the upper hand, and steal the bounty hunter's ship, and return to Republic space, vowing to never speak of all the fricking that they did on that planet.
Starring prime Kate Beckinsale as Aayla Secura, and that kid who played Peter in that 2003 version of Peter Pan.
Deathtroopers AKA zombie stormtroopers.
3 movies, only 1 female in all 3 movies like the good old days, in one movie the female is half naked. some wholesome sfw incest in the beginning but ultimately the 1 girl ends up with the rogue type. also the force is male, just big strong sweaty hairy men getting shit done.
oh and light sabers are actually dangerous as frick, chops people in half and slices off libs like butter.
send me the check in the mail.
Not doing your job for you Kathy
Retcon the Kenobi show so it never happened and instead ripoff Yojimbo and Obi has to solve most if not all of his problems without a lightsaber to stay under cover.
>without a lightsaber
no reason to use Kenobi then, just do a dash rendar show
A space combat story, but hear me out: it's set AFTER Rise of Skywalker.
>In the chaos of the battle of Exegol, a single Final Order planetbuster successfully escaped
>Crewed by fanatics and cut off from command, it is now a wholly independent threat hellbent on... doing whatever its deranged but charismatic captain wants
>Unpredictable, highly mobile, and able to devastate anything it encounters, unhampered by Exegol's charged atmosphere and Palpatine's theatrics
>Upon finding about its escape and skulking around the galaxy, a task force of veterans and newbies alike is assembled to find and destroy the rogue Star Destroyer
>What follows is basically The Hunt For Red October/Alicorn in space
>There is a focus on tactics, with both sides planning to ambush each other
>Climax battle is the result of both sides' gambits colliding, and the rogue Star Destroyer (let's call it the Eclipse for now) is finally destroyed in a tense, brutal battle
>it's set AFTER Rise of Skywalker
Disney will have to do a reverse KotOR and set the story a thousand years later for that to ever work.
Aren't we getting a Rey show/movie? I heard she's pregnant.
I expect that'll happen a few days after the Game of Thrones guys finish their movie
>Aren't we getting a Rey show/movie? I heard she's pregnant.
idk who told you that but Daisy Ridley has PCOS which frequently causes infertility/makes getting pregnant difficult
There are tentative plans for a Rey movie that takes place like 10 years after TRoS but the thing about her being pregnant was some leaked alternate-ending photos from back when disney was shopping around the idea that she'd be pregnant in the last scene of the movie
>Rogue Squadron
>Tie Fighter (working title)
>Rogue Squadron vs Tie Fighter
Set during the Galactic Civil War. There's your trilogy
501st post Order 66. Vader's claiming clones for himself to swell his personal army's ranks, especially old clones (not the new faster grown shitter ones used in the Coruscant siege). Training up to hunt down Jedi, whom are Alien Xenomorph grade monsters. Tease Clone Commando stuff and other Mando trainers recruited by Jango on Kamino as contractors.
The Empire covertly controls the Rebels to justify its political programs and arms expenditures. The galactic spice trade is used to fund them, circumventing the Imperial Senate, and the Yoda Amendment. Later on, Chancellor Leia dispatches her diplomat, Alon Dolez, to the planet Switzerland, where he conspires with Kuat Drive Yards to rebuild the Empire, and ten years later, Star War II happens.
For some reason, the third Death Star has a lot of triangles.
General Grievous' backstory.
Go ahead and call me a homosexual, pussy, but you and I both know that it's better than Star Wars deserves and all the good stories have already been told.
>Cinemaphile
>considering someone gay
homosexual
>racemixing
I'm not giving you my kinos for free, Yidsney.
I'll pay you in upvotes
a Crimson Corsair film
a space pirate adventure/horror film where they go into the Unknown Regions and discover a mysterious derelict ghost ship and the lingering will and spirit of legendary ancient Sith Lord Nihlus
They will flat out refuse to make a movie about Tie Fighter pilots probably because the CG is too expensive. They're so fricking moronic for not investing in cheap video games. Even fricking GW greenlit a cheap boomer shooter with Boltgun. They're so dumb for shutting down Lucasarts and stealing the comics from Dark Horse and giving it to Marvel. Such incompetence.
Aayla being captured and embracing the true nature of twi'lek women
Revive the Infinities meme and start producing films exploring "what if" scenarios.
>what if Obi-Wan had used Force Speed?
>what if the Gunship still had one rocket?
>what if Anakin had jumped higher?
And so on...
A couple of personal favorite ideas of mine
>Anakin doesn't have the fateful dream of Padme dying and the two decide to abscond and have the baby back on Naboo (and presumably do a lot of fricking in the meantime)
>no one knows where either of them went
>Palpatine goes "frick it" and just initiates Order 66 anyway
>Jedi suffer massive loss of life but still weather the initial onslaught better than in Revenge of the Sith
>Anakin and Padme are safe from the initial massacre but now everyone's fricking pissed at him for abandoning them in their hour of greatest need and he's a guilt-ridden mess, blaming himself for not being there to stop Palpatine
>Anakin snaps out of his lunacy when confronted with the idea of slaughtering children
>he fights his way through his former comrades of the 501st, crams them onto a speeder, takes Padme and flees off world on starship
>Luke and Leia grow up with like 10 adopted siblings
>Obi-Wan doesn't get on Padme's ship (maybe her security does their fricking job for once and stop him at gunpoint just as she's taking off)
>Padme confronts Anakin alone and finally breaks Palpatine's hold over him through a combination of threats and letting him frick her right there on the landing platform
>the two escape and go into hiding together where Luke and Leia are born
>Palpatine is pissed and wants his apprentice back
>the Jedi are pissed and still think Anakin's a traitor
>everyone's out to kill him and Anakin has to be his own man for once
District 9 but it's on Taris
Alternatively, a Ballad of Buster Scruggs-ripoff about the Taris dueling scene and how death fights got made illegal.
>Pitch me your idea for a great Star Wars movie, who to cast, who to direct. Don't just reference existing EU stories or I'll consider you gay.
Nice try, Disney.
don't worry Disney cant do anything but frick up any ideas thrown at them regarding SW. Because they rely too much on CGI than actual story telling.
If I really was Disney, this could be your big chance
we go back in time and prevent disney from purchasing the franchise.
there's a girlboss who can use the force and she's the best at everything
we introduce the yuzhan vong but they're no match for her because she can even overcome their force immunity
everybody loves her and she doesn't lose
directed by the exact same team who made ghostbusters 2016 starring brie larson
mad max but on some desert planet that the empire cut off resources to