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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me a twink with some makeup and fake breasts is enough to make you guys suck dick? You were never straight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would you think I want to suck their dick, I want to dominate the failed man and frick their ass until they can't move.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person you do know that's exactly what they fricking want.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a frick what they want, the sexual perversion of dominating a man who has failed and submitted to being a woman is erotic.

          It would never happen though because I've never seen a troony in real life that doesn't remind me of a man outright.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            True it's all camera angles and lighting that gives a illusion, also I may think I want to that but as soon as I see dick I will not want to, maybe if their dick is reduced in size and then locked in chastity so I can't even see it I may but then again they should look good too which they don't in real life.
            But honestly using some mentally ill freak as your object is hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anal sex is for low iq mongrels and dudes with tiny dicks that can't fill a pussy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly only pay attention to Nate and Jules kino. I don’t care for anyone else.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sidney forcing me to suck on her breasts at inopportune times throughout the day every episode.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always see you guys posting this chick? What's the obsession with her? Anytime I come to this board, I just see her over and over again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad you asked because I'm the most sane person on this board and I happen to have been scrolling past (was about to hide it but I can do that after I post).
      Cinemaphile is being raided by trannies. The image in the OP is a man in a dress. It's probably their idol or whatever. Anyway, I have to go hide threads until they're all hidden now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Troons are mentally ill and anything that makes them feel like they’re not 100% abnormal freaks soothes their chaos filled broken minds.

        The man they keep posting these images of looks like a effeminate male (maybe it’s those ridiculous bolton fake pectorals [since men don’t really have breast tissue]). He’s clearly not a woman but this freak show troon is by far the closest thing there is to a dude dressing like a woman and looking only 99% male vs all the rest that are even more grotesque and hilarious (interestingly both at the same time).

        It’s sad. These poor insane bastards are guaranteed a lifetime of unbearable fake coping and repeating the obviously opposite of reality mantra “trans women are women” and “we’re valid.”
        It’s so painfully obvious how ridiculous this all is that these two sayings — their own btw — kills the troon: if trans women were women they would just be called “women,” but they’re not, because they’re not. And the absolute last thing they could ever possibly be is “valid,” because obviously men pretending to be women is literally the definition of invalid.

        It’s sad and gross, and also hilarious.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          at least this one dude still hasn't chopped off his dick, he can get the tit implants removed and say it was just a phase,mom

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            True.
            This is a good point. And to be clear, I sincerely hope all these bros get their shit together and stop with this ridiculous LARP. I want all these men to get better, truly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /tv isn't used to seeing attractive trannies, and it has their pee-pees confused.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you think that sissy boy is attractive then you are gay. Then again, there is nothing wrong with being gay, so enjoy!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you think that sissy boy is attractive then you are gay. Then again, there is nothing wrong with being gay, so enjoy!

        I jerk off to troony porn and I still think Hunter is ugly as frick tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So, any intellectual knows what that troony is packing between his legs? Does he still has a penis or did he decide to chop it for an axe wound?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not a chick. It’s a sissy boy. They are posting him repeatedly because they know it will get reactions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a man

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    breasts

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    troony an heroes

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The plot revolves around me cumming on the slampig’s face

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He sucks on the barrel of a shotgun

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the shoulders on that dude... geez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      strangely enough, using shoulder pads to have wider shoulders was a thing in female fashion in the '80s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of sodomy, most likely.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Involves farts directly to my face.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lady.. your boobs are falling out!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jules get ipad

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nate x Jules stuff

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man arms
    Man neck
    Soulless implanted boobs

    Look at his stiff pose, insecure trying to look feminine

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nate admits he's in love with Jules and they start publically dating
    >also there's a nude scene where you can see Jules' girldick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EPISODE NUMBER NOW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        season 2, one of the late episodes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Transgirls should settle for nothing less than chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nude scene where you can see Jules' girldick
      I wish :/

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    INT. Outside of Hunter's bedroom
    A creaking noise is coming from the room.
    A curious Sydney strolls into the dark room, completely naked.
    The faint glow an monitor and a LED from a webcam slowly reveal the room to Sydney.
    Fade in to Hunter hanging from a rope from the ceiling, slowly rocking back and forth. His tongue is sticking slightly out and to the left of his mouth. He face is a pale blue.
    EXT. Next day, crowds of people cheering in the streets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cassie staged Hunter's suicide because she couldn't accept her being prettier and being chosen by Nate? Interesting premise but I'm afraid we have to scrap it, Jules is too strong a character. Kill off Cassie instead, offscreen is fine.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nate and jules fricks a lot. that's the script.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      enough to make the entire season successful tbh.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rue was annoying, hopefully less of her next season.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there is a school shooting and everybody dies except for hunter who instead gets superAIDS and dies a few months afterwards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jules is a lesbian silly

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More nudity! Especially Jules' lady penis!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are that man's nipples censored?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he is a boy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for you

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all tryhard trannies manlier than me

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    troony dies painfully

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the implications of Nick fuentes watching this show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I read a blind item that someone is threatening him over a sextape they made together, a male someone.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a school-shooter kills the entire cast in the first episode. The End.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    suicides. lots of suicides.
    cast is getting too old. need a new gen.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great breasts. In reality the best troony breasts ever.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looking good, dude

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there an uncensored pic of this so I can see nips?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, go hack her managing team's computers.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'll answer OP's post. Season 3 is the final season.

    >Fez ends up in prison
    >Cal spends some time with him in the local jail before GETTING OUT because hes fricking Cal, he has connections and his crime is dubious at best
    >Fez is completely fricked, mostly just watches tv in prison for the show, does some heart to heart to Rue through the phone
    >this doesn't get to Rue, ends up dying of OD
    >Jules and Nate have a fling, Nate cheats on Cassie with her
    >Cassie loses her shit, Jules fricks her up
    >Jules and Nate fizzle out, Nate only wanted the forbidden fruit
    >Cal learns of Nate with Jules, rightfully calls him out and says he didn't make him this way, etc Cal BTFOs Nate
    >Maddy does frick all, I don't know
    >Cassie meets with Fez a bunch, writes more shit, Fez breaks up with her, says this isn't right on his end

    The end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      loses her shit, Jules fricks her up
      why would Jules beat up Cassie? Jules isn't a violent person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Self defense dude.

        Cassie would start attacking her in her feral woman rage over Nate and Jules just fricks her up. Cassie is a character of pain. She needs to be punished for her man chasing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK

      I meant Cassie's sister meets with Fez, Leah or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, it’s already public record that Zendaya forced Levinson’s hand and made him change where Rue’s arc was going. She’s insisting Rue get redemption by the end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sam is way too much of a pushover. I understand she is a producer but thats two characters now where their arcs got fricked because of the actress insisting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We’ll in Zendaya’s case she’s also an executive producer, but more important, she’s a woman of color with a famous name. So he would have no choice either way. But yeah he is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's another episode of some "dumb actress ruins everything"
        It's all so tiresome.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow.. she is hot. I will now watch your show

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meta season

    it's about 30 year-old actors trying to figure how to pass for high school teenagers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      daya and hunty didn't even reach 25 yet...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they will when they film season 3

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    12 episodes of Hunter Schafer and Sydney Sweeney getting fricked by the entire rest of the cast

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cancel it

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cassie decides to get her life together. Cuts off toxic family and friends, pursues university, discovers her passions, continues figure skating, gets work in an ice show. Dad comes back and she has a mature talk with him but ultimately decides to keep her distance.

    Maddie gets slapped for being a c**t. Decides to become a stripper, meets a rich guy and becomes a sugar baby.

    Nate comes out of the closet and dates Jules.

    Rue dies of an overdose.

    Lexie decides to become a writer, and travel abroad for more inspiration.

    Rue's sister starts a sport or dance class.

    Don't know her name fat friend decides to become a teacher or a nurse, seems fitting and all she could do.

    Maddie's other skinny friend gets into something like computers, law, or business.

    I don't know any other characters. I've only seen about 20 minutes of this show in clips.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who was Maddie a c**t to that didn’t deserve it? She already got traumatized by Nate. She’s the only character with any sense of loyalty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't deserve that and she does have some good points but she is also just really catty and out of control, one of those immature and insecure girls who thinks she is grown up and above it all. She stands up for everyone but herself, she allowed the abuse and then took it out on other people. So I think someone standing up to her would give her a sense of reality. Also she doesn't want to work and enjoys luxury items and dressing up, so a sugar baby lifestyle to a rich wife seems appropriate. Maybe she would like a child later on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Cassie simp

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sydney Sweeney climbs out of the screen and gives me an earth-shattering oily titfrick and then climbs back and the show ends.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO NO

      Saved.
      Thanks.
      Funny enough, he actually looks more masculine in his trooned out pics.
      What a fricking clown

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      proof that he made the right choice going trans

      way hotter as a girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try.
        You’re either mentally broken or doubling down on your delusional make believe story time.

        >way hotter as a girl
        He’s the exact same person: one in a costume of a girl. Nothing is different. Nothing is “hotter.” Exact same guy.
        That’s like seeing him in a Halloween costume and saying
        >good choice
        >way more of a pirate with the eye patch and and fake hook for a hand

        Get real dude. Stop the LARP. It’s ridiculous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHAHA what a fricking waste, commie brainrot is something else.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Trans bad because... just bad okay!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      It’s been pointed out repeatedly why it’s unequivocally bad ITT already.
      Pretending to be some obviously fake character irl and expecting people to pretend it’s real is ridiculous and embarrassing. He may as well pretend to be a pirate and take that just as “seriously” as said here

      Nice try.
      You’re either mentally broken or doubling down on your delusional make believe story time.

      >way hotter as a girl
      He’s the exact same person: one in a costume of a girl. Nothing is different. Nothing is “hotter.” Exact same guy.
      That’s like seeing him in a Halloween costume and saying
      >good choice
      >way more of a pirate with the eye patch and and fake hook for a hand

      Get real dude. Stop the LARP. It’s ridiculous

      The guy is clearly a man.
      He will never be a woman. Never. Ever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Noooo people can't just live their lives however they like, that upsets me for some reason

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, tell me where you live, I identify as your and your family's future murderer. You wouldn't want to obstruct me from living my most authentic self, right?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    amazing how you can immediately detect the samegay replying incel ITT trying to make his shitty edit somewhat relevant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    School shooter wipes out the whole cast

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remake of Mektoub: My Love starring Sydney and none of the others

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine promoting transgenderism when 50% of all trannies attempt suicide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The suicides are the best part about trannies being trannies

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