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Pitch your episode ideas for Ed, Edd n Eddy, but made for adults.
Pitch your episode ideas for Ed, Edd n Eddy, but made for adults.
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Double D becomes the master mind behind the scam as he convinces Eddy that scamming people with nfts can net them the entire candy factory
The Eds find an incel forum and tries to mog Kevin. They then decide to move their efforts on looksmaxxing Jimmy.
An episode from the parents point of view talking shit about everyone else's kid with the most scathing parents being the ones with the worst behaved kids
The most scathing would be Rolf's grandma, and the episode would end with all the kids forced to work a day on the farm to try and scare them all straight after all the parents bend the knee to her
Eddy get ipad
Eddy become pregnant with Double d's baby but it's actually a poop baby
the gang tries to make homemade wine to sell to the rest of the neighborhood and accidently give everyone Ecoli and turns everyone in shambling "zombies". then it becomes like that one sunny episode where they quarantine themselves
The Eds try to write a novel, but they can't agree on what kind of story it is and it ends up being like Once Upon an Ed where the audience sees the story but they change who's telling it. They're not actually in a private place like one of their homes, so the other characters walk by and interrupt the story too and make changes to it. Ends with the Kankers showing up and taking control of the story and turning it into porn.
Pretty nice. Could actually see this being an EENE ep, minus the adult stuff.
Well I literally ripped off an existing episode and altered it into something that'd probably need to be a double length episode in order to have good pacing.
LIke the Halloween special episode but Ed watches a lot of porn instead of horror movies
>all the guys in the neighborhood thinks Ed has a porn tape since he sits locked in his room. All of them try to steal it only to be foiled by the mess that is his room. turns out it's a tape of chicks, just chickens
The Eds do a circlejerk.
Eddy travels to an inner city and sells fake crack to all the black kids.
The Eds build a Gentleman's Club, but the only strippers available are animals from Rolf's farm and Plank for some reason.
Eddy makes a porno.
How?
He convince the other characters to participate in sex scenes with each other and record them, because they think a porno star is equivalent to being a big Hollywood movie star. Then he sells the tapes to everyone for 25 cents each and uses the money to buy lawbreakers.
Adult ed edd n eddy is just trailer park boys
you fellas all take the same bus to get here?
I'm more surprised it took that long for anyone to mention TPB, and then three posts in a row happen within 30 seconds of each other with nearly the exact same thought.
Another answer is grown up Ed n Eddy is Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Shake = Eddy
Frylock= Double D
Meatwad= Ed
Carl= Kevin
Adult EE&E is just Trailer Park Boys an even has the same Canadian sense of humor.
Trailer Park Boys
>Well basically we lost all our quarters and then Kevin rides by with his "dorks" bullshit or whatever for frick's sakes. I mean this cul-de-sac is fricked.
>night time, jungle sounds, socks hang down like vines
>Eddy chops through like a jungle explorer
>he's followed by a fascinated Rolf, a determined Johnny, and a terrified Ed
>they hear snoring in the night of some beast
>Ed whispers this is a really bad idea, Eddy tells him to cram it
>they come across a wooden chest and open it. They look in awe, except for Ed who is too afraid to look
>the next morning, Eddy raises the prize aloft: Sarah's panties
>in an alleyway auction, they are sold to a mysterious short figure in a trenchcoat and hat. The poorly disguised Jimmy snatches the panties and scurries away into a bush. Squeaking is heard
>Edd arrives at the scene and demands an explanation
>Rolf explains that the vertically challenged Ed boy was helping him live out a dream: He heard much about this countries great "Panty Raids" and Eddy, claiming to be an expert from having to stand on watch when his brother used to do them, was guiding him on these expeditions for a small fee.
>the auctions help Eddy pay for jawbreaker rations for the expeditions
>Johnny's there because Plank really likes the smell of girls rooms
>Edd is horrified and refuses to play any part in this scam
>Eddy says it's all over but if he's so offended by boys being boys he can just go hang out with Naz today instead
>"Maybe I will Eddy"
>cut to Naz's kitchen. Edd has gossiped with her over coffee
>Naz is shocked by the raid, feeling bad for Sarah, but is happy that Edd put a stop to them
>they hear movement upstairs. Edd frowns
>they run upstairs and find an open drawer and window
>dashing outside, Edd has to catch his breath, but then rants again about using him as a distraction for a panty raid in broad daylight
>Eddy says that Edd can't prove it
>Edd and Naz see Kevin trying to walk away casually
>"Turn out your pockets, Kevin" says Edd
>Kevin does. Nothing
>"Wait," says Naz. "Lift up your hat."
>Kevin hesitates, but does so. Naz's panties roll out and cover his face like a Japanese pervert
>Edd goes on a long rant: "Have you all gone completely mad? All this for undergarments?! This perverted game is violating the trust and sanctity of our female friends and you should all be GOOD LORD ARE THOSE MY MOTHERS!?"
>cut to Wilfred the pig wearing bloomers
>Rolf admits that Wilfred's desire to blow his weekly funds on dressing up as a woman is causing him much concern, but boys will be boys
>Edd is furious, but then he stops. Smiles
>he calls Eddy a fake, a fraud, and a coward. He's only targeting easy prey and is too scared to go for the actual challenge to give Rolf the true thrilling experience of the panty raid
>Rolf takes the bait, and offers Eddy a high price to take them all there on this expedition
>Eddy, blinded by money wants to know exactly what place Edd is talking about
>cut to the Kanker's Trailer at night
>the expedition team (Eddy, Ed, Rolf, Johnny and Kevin) are huddled up outside waiting for the lights to go out
>Rolf makes his terms clear: they are to retrieve a complete set of three panties to receive the full payment
>the lights go out and they sneak on it
>first May's room
>Kevin notes with her snoring how heavy a sleeper she is
>Eddy goes into the drawer and quickly retrieves her panties. He has Ed lock it in a case
>as they leave her room, May sits up like a zombie
>Marie's room is next. Johnny gags at the smell in there being like the school gym after dodgeball practice
>they can't find anything in her drawer
>Ed looks around the floor and points to a pair of moist underwear on the floor by her bed
>Johnny grabs it and passes it to Ed to bottle up
>suddenly, Marie rolls over and grabs him
>the boys are startled but she's still asleep and gripping him like a teddy bear
>she starts mumbling in her sleep about Double D. She starts to bite Johnny's ear and her hands start to explore
>"is that a plank of wood or are you that happy to see me?"
>Johnny whispers for help but the other boys have already left the room
>"Well we've lost Johnny 2x4. Time to cut our losses."
>"No, Rolf said payment would be for the complete set of panties raided, and on a complete set only, Ed-boy."
>May walks out of her room. She's sleepwalking
>they try to avoid her, but she manages to back Kevin into a corner
>"Don't wake her," whispers Eddy
>May rips open Kevin's shirt like it's a fridge
>"sandwich."
>she grabs Kevin's hat and takes a giant buck toothed bite out of it
>the other three slide into Lee's room as May bends over and says "sausage". Kevin turns white
>in Lee's room, Eddy checks the drawer. Nothing.
>Ed checks the floor. Nothing.
>"Perhaps Head-of-a-Firebush Kanker-Girl sleeps with her panties on."
>Eddy gulps. He has to do it for the money
>Eddy lifts up the sheets and reaches under Lee's gown to retrieve the panties
>his face turns white
>Lee sits up
>"Hey there, lover. Whatcha doin?"
>"Uh. Panty raid."
>"Really? But don't you know I go commando?"
>"[gulp] I just found out."
>"For real? Why not take a closer look to be sure?!"
>she grabs Eddy and pulls him under her gown as he screams
>Ed and Rolf burst out of the room
>"Lacking-a-chin Ed-boy! Grant Rolf safe passage from this den of evil and you will receive the full payment instead!"
>the front door is barricaded shut
>Marie and May appear with the ripped underwear of Kevin and Johnny caught in their teeth
>outside shot of the trailer park as they all scream
>morning, the five boys are running home without any pants on
>Kevin and Eddy are arguing, Johnny and Ed are red-faced, Rolf is laughing at how the Kankers bested them on this raid, but boys shall will win next time
>at a tea party, Sarah takes a photograph of the running boys, then she and Naz heckle them
>Edd finishes a call. He had warned the Kankers ahead of time, but now has to send three pairs of briefs as thanks
>Naz and Sarah thank him for all his help and both hand him a gift
>Edd looks down, sees he's holding their underwear, and melts in shame
Can somebody summarize this?
Kek.
The Ed’s hotwire a car and hit Plank. They go Weekend at Bernie’s with the stiff
Eddy recognizes Naz in some scuzzy homemade porn online, her and Kevin of course. The Eds blackmail her with the videos, and the episode is just the Eds fricking Naz in all her holes, knocking her up and the episode ends with a cutaway to nine months later where Kevin is holding "his son". In the final scene Naz is on the phone with Kevin, asking him to watch the baby while she enjoys her "girl's night out" with Sara. When she hangs up, it's revealed that she's actually at Eddy's house, and the Eds are all there. They pull their wieners out, and she smiles. Fin.
The Eds accidentally consume pot brownies which makes them all chill as frick and seem cool in front of the cul-de-sac kids.
Do you think that show should at least have more new characters in the roster?
Are we talking about THE Ed, Edd n Eddy show?
After eating Marie's cooking and as Lee has taken over the trailer's bathroom, May flees to a public toilet. She notices there's a hole in the wall, and hears the Ed's outside. They argue over what the hole is for, before charging the other kids to look inside the mystery hole. May spends the episode snarling, biting and spitting at them all to try and scare them away whenever someone tries to look inside, but it just makes the kids think there's an angry possum in there instead. They drill in more holes and start shoving in sausages and squirting in milk to feed the obviously trapped animal.
>Marie's cooking
The Eds find a body in the woods whilst filming a video
And?
Something like:
>Ed goes "Cool! Corpse zombie from the hollow earth!"
>Edd freaks out and vomits saying it's a humanitarian crisis or something.
>Eddy gets kids to pay 25 cents to see the corpse.
>Then shit happens to see who try and see who gets to keep the body.
It would be called "Stand by Ed" or something.
Ed get ipad
Yes. And?
Jawbreakers are crack rocks.
I kind of want the Eds to be teenagers in this so
Totally EDible
>Eddy find a "secret" stash of Jawbreakers in his brother's room which are actually edibles.
Sexual EDucation
>The Ed's try to sneak inside a strip club
>What do you mean he took all of my jawbreakers don't have any-
>Ohh, that's where they went, well it's alright he can sweat it out for a few hours
>WAIT, ALL?
>...
>Take him to Ed's house, I'm borrowing the bosses' car, we're taking him to get stomach pumped.
Replace the Jawbreakers with DRUGS
LMAO
Are you saying they aren't drugs?
Ed View
>Ed reviews monster movies for Fun
>Eddy sees a scam paid reviews
Paint the Town Sticky Edd
Edd learns how to turns household trash into candy. Rubber gloves into cherry candy balls plastic into grape etc. they then feed trash candy to the kids who love it til they learn it's trash
Bugs Burgers Eds
The Eds start a burger business but all the burgers are made of bugs
>Wash yo Eds
The Eds open a Laundromat with Jimmy and Johnny working as the equivalent of Vietnamese red light workers
>Choke Chicken or Ed
The Eds start stealing Rolfs chickens for illegal wiener fights but little do they know that Rolf was once a champion. Will Rolf return to his chicken fighting ways to get back his chickens or will he just take them back by force?
Plant that Ed
The Eds start a flower business. Which is going great until Jimmy steals the seeds and opens his own Nursery
Battle That Ed
Kevin enters a battle bots like competition and recruits Edd to help him. Eddy and Ed enter as competition
Ed Limitation
After seeing the popularity of battle royal type games the Eds run a scam based on the popular craze selling custom skins weapons etc it goes well til Johnny ruins it by customizing plank without paying
>RainEd In
A huge storm comes to Peach Creek during Nazzs birthday. A mix of kids telling stories and playing games in the house while it rains
BikEd
The Eds build a bike to be as cool as Kevin's
Drive Ed Batty
Ed becomes obsessed with some locals bats and Eddy is sick of it
Go to b-Ed
The Eds open a hotel
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here's an old idea of mine;
>still figuring out how Eddy gets the idea in the first place but essentially the scam involves selling things to Nazz, Sarah, and the Kankers that will supposedly make them look more "Mature" and "Adult"
>stuff like bras and panties with inflatable padding*, or "lipstick" meant to make lips plumper(really just a failed science experiment of Edd's that causes swelling)
>this obviously results in all the girls trying to best each other by being the biggest until it literally blows up in their faces
>one of the running gags would be that Eddy has Edd dressed up in drag(claiming that "she" is Edd's cousin Eddwina) demonstrating these items and fanning the girls' jealousy and pushing them to keep going bigger, part of the gag is that the girls never somehow figure out that it's just Edd in girls clothes
>this would actually be a scam that the Eds actually manage to pull off without a hitch
overall a rough idea but one I think feels fairly in line with the show's sense of humor
*inspired both by that episode of Braceface and also by an episode of 6teen where one of the characters was selling bras with water balloons stuffed in them to people to appear bustier