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An Avatar the Last Airbender series but there's a whole new continent and it's populated by Balkan euros who are immediately colonized
Ryan Gosling is a Cinemaphile incel NEET who underachieved his entire life in the Balkans. He befriends his new neighbor, down on her luck college student Azula Rice who likes all the same anime as him. They become fast friends and ultimately fall in love.
But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked and that Azula was a mole implanted in the nation to gain the trust of the locals.
Ryan Gosling is a neet who underachieved his entire life. He befriends his new neighbor, down on her luck college student Angourie Rice who likes all the same anime as him. They become fast friends and ultimately fall in love.
movie about a Cinemaphile incel who was planning a mass shooting the next day, he went to bed to get some rest in preparation but when he woke up he found himself in the body of an attractive teenage girl
Jaws reboot. But this time the shark must escape being eaten by Chinese tourists.
I had an idea for a movie from the perspective of a villains henchman, but I never went that far with it.
The "antagonist" of the movie would have to be a good and innocent person that the "protagonist" is trying to kill
sounds like average weebshit garbage
I was excitedly typing it out and realized I shouldn’t even post it. It’s that good. If one of you homosexuals stole it and made a screenplay that some studio picks up I would forever want to murder you.
it's never going anywhere, you think studios care for how good your script is?
unless you're one of them or willing to suck dick don't expect to make it far
A futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus.
buh
Hot 18 year old girls want to get a job in a female only company, they soon learn that the CEO is a lesbian dominatrix so in order to get a job they have to complete a series of erotic challenges while being sex slaves for a year
Who would you cast as the girls and who as the CEO?
3 Girls (don't know of any who are actually 18 years old): Anya Taylor Joy, Thomasin McKenzie and Mackenzie Foy
CEO: Scarlett Johansson
Also the 3 girls would wear pic outfit for 90% of the movie
>group of four friends arrive at a town
>they decide to stay the night at the inn while their car gets fixed
>turns out the entire town is a satanic cult
>they murder the four friends one by one
>one friend escapes to the outskirts of town
>he says the mission is a failure. just kill them all
>a squad of heavily armed FBI agents descend upon the town murdering every man, woman and child
>turns out the four friends were actually FBI agents sent to gather intel on the satanic cult. since everything went sideways, they decided to just kill everyone and cover it up.
shit my bad
Magic mike but with hot 20 year old women. Also full explicit nudity, graphic real sex scenes. I am the one sole male actor and they fight over my wiener, each trying to prove they can do me the best. This move is 4 hours long.
An actual female version of that movie made with a few of today's a-listers would be kino yummarino
>4 hours long
You realize that for every hour of usable footage, there are several hours of footage cut. You would die.
it would be extremely painful
A world with no internet. And I mean it was never invented to begin with.
I would like to remake the LOTR movies with an all black cast. And change the title to Oh Shieeet Dat Lil homie Stole Ma Ring.
Starring Wayans bros
"It comes in 40's?"
>im stealing one
tecumseh biopic
An all white
That's it.
>A coomer finds out his neighbor's much younger wife was once a pornstar, the coomer's fantasy of getting her to suck him off like in his favourite porno of hers in exchange for keeping quiet quickly crashes into a nightmare as she has no interest in sucking his dick but now he lives in fear that if he breathes a word about her former career she will chop it off
Actually some potential
>Joker 2
>Arthur is locked up in Arkham Asylum
>he meets Harleen Quinzel, a recent graduate working in her first year at the physiatry field
>Arthur opens up to her, Harleen finds herself relating to him
>flashback, it turns out Harleen was an orphan who was brutally raped and sexually abused by her foster father
>slowly Harleen becomes more and more unhinged as she spends more time with Arthur
>part of their therapy sessions is the two of them singing karaoke together
>each musical number leads into a fantasy segment. for example, they sing Material Girl by Madonna and they live out a fantasy segment of the two of them robbing banks and Harley going shopping for designer dresses and israeliteelry and rolling around a bed covered in stacks of $100 bills
>their final musical number is Crazy For You by Madonna. But instead of being a fantasy segment, they're actually murdering the Arkham Asylum employees as they escape
>once they escape, they strip off their blood soaked clothes and having sex with each other
>final plot twist, Harley Quinn's real name is revealed to be Duela Dent, Arthur's biological daughter. Arthur Fleck spends the whole movie romancing and eventually fricking his long lost biological daughter, and it's implied that even if they do know the truth they're not going to stop fricking
Two mismatched law enforcement agents investigate a crime until one of them is directly impacted and then it gets personal.
It's a black comedy based on the creation of the DCEU. It follows executives, film crews, actors, etc as they make the decisions that eventually shape the DCEU into what it is today.
>starts off with everyone being super wienery, just coming out of the super successful Nolan trilogy
>someone has the bright idea to drop Batman's origin story for the DCEU and just do Batman v Superman instead
>someone else has the idea to rush the Justice League movies before Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg are even fleshed out as characters
>Ezra Miller going insane
>Joker being successful but having nothing to do with the DCEU
Brad Bird's Superman starring Armie Hammer
Digimon Hounsou as Martian Manhunter
Shadow Company directed by John Carpenter and S. Craig Zahler with a 100m dollar budget
The Undertaker tombstones Patton Oswalt through tables for 90 minutes. I don't have a title.
rest in peace, michelle
>the fun and erotic times of a nudist summer camp for 12 year old girls
Attack of the 500 foot woman reboot franchise cinematic universe attempt with movies stretching as far as 10 years. Also a video game released with the first movie.
The Expendables, but with women. Enjoy your 200MM if you make this.
Cinemaphile solves a global conspiracy that's behind the destruction of the West. But then anons in the thread begin dying all over the world. Who's responsible? Who can stop them? Only the remaining anons, who must band together, even as they're being picked off one by one...
I think OP wanted fiction not a real life documentary
Israel is hit by a meteor and the media holds a year of mourning. The crater is explored and a network of caves is discovered that contains the hatchery of israelite nymphs. A team of elite antisemites is tasked with placing a suitcase nuke to kill the eggs and the nymphs but they run into trouble as the nest guardians start killing them off. Starring Kurt Russell and Hulk Hogan.
Just 4 hours of graphic under-age lesbian scissoring.
Okay so, imagine this movie but we're NOT making it to appeal to manchildren, street shitters, and bugpeople.
I call it: An Actually Good Movie.
and why will I do that so hollywood can steal my great story and ruin it with wokeness and gay character's?
Evil Dead/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover that has Bruce Campbell and Sarah Michelle Gellar reprising their respective roles. Go all out with the Grindhouse cheese.
A fun-loving, successful and charming movie producer who gets all the girls is framed to be some kind of monster by bitter, walled has-been actresses.