Pixar making fake theater reactions for their movie. Lmao
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Pixar making fake theater reactions for their movie. Lmao
Pixar making fake theater reactions for their movie. Lmao
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dirt bros THATS OUR GUY
oh my fauci above
kino kino kino kino
Your line-work has a sickness to it that gives away the state of your soul.
Let me guess: you're a cutter.
It's hilarious because it's sad... but why would they think anyone cares about an ugly ass character no ones ever seen before?
This ugly piece of shit showing up is just like when Captain America grabbed Thors hammer.
I know social media isn’t real life, but seriously if this theater reaction is genuine (it’s not) you’d expect at least a few tweets or something before release day, or really anything about the movie that wasn’t arguing over what degree of flop it’d be
>you’d expect at least a few tweets or something
Spot on.
they're trying to recreate Baby Yoda
the movie had a strong second week it looks like chuds have lost again
>we're not losing as fast as you thought!
Okay Russia
Why would a whole theater cheer for a character they don’t know
https://twitter.com/pixarelemental/status/1670114083700625409?s=46&t=yz-yUnLYDQC6p55o-xzKfQ
Those laughs sound like tiny kids. They are quickly entertained by the most random shit.
it's stock audio
i think the laughter is dubbed
>he doesn't know clod is a belovered character that is known worldwide
I think it's ironic
This, how can't any of you get it? It's the equivalent of someone singing badly and everybody claps and cheers to be funny.
pathetic they even tried
>we can just play it off as a joke
Is this the latest zoomer fotm?
pathetic
>company advocating recording in theater as last ditch effort to market their movie
holy fricking shit this is embarrassing
disgusting
Why did they simulate a shitty cam in After Effects? Don't they have a real screening room they can fake a shitty cam in?
Maybe that's why the film sucks so much: none of them watched the end result.
What race is Clod?
From what I've gathered so far it's
>water = white
>fire = asian
>cloud = Black person
>cloud
Nah, it's earth for sure
>special emoji for the movie
how are these people not beaten to death
imagine being the person that manages these socials accounts
lol wtf, is this homosexual honestly trying to pass that as a real recording?
>he isn't clodpilled
ngmi
>bunch of grown ass adult homies: WOO!!!!!!!!!!!
lol what the frick? this doesn’t even make sense this thing shows up on screen and they cheer how would they even know if they like it or not yet if they haven’t heard any dialogue/seen the movie/etc. that little guy could say he hates Black folk or rape someone in the next scene.
yes, it's done by some wine aunt or millennial goof trying to be "hip" and fake excitment for their shitty movie with orders to push that character.
>Market research showed Clod was a huge hit. Push Clod! We have warehouses of Clod merch we need to sell!
The character for the entire history of mankind has been on screen less than 2 minutes, so of course real humans have no clue who the fug he is.
>that little guy could say he hates Black folk or rape someone in the next scene.
fricking kek
>that little guy could say he hates Black folk or rape someone in the next scene
Clodbros, we're back
here in Moldova we love Clod and I have many friends in Romania who also have fond memories of Clod from their childhood
Why are the uploading such bad low rez pics of him?
I it's kinda like baby yoda, where they didn't have stuff prepared for it, (merchfor baby yoda, anything, even solo art for this guy) only instead of being unprepared/not we expecting the popularity of the character, they're trying to astroturf the buzz for him.
Every soi across the globe praised science for baby yoda. No one gives a frick about or knows this thing so I have no idea what you’re talking about.
It's a shitty attempt at meme marketing. There was a meme where people would use audio from an Avengers: Endgame viewing and place it on some stupid movie scene.
Why are there so many frogs?
I don't know what you guys are talking about, I couldn't get enough CLOD and I had to go see this movie five times. I clapped when I saw him and my entire theater explode in a raucous chorus of applause each time.
CLODsisters, when will our guy be getting his own movie in the Elementals cinematic universe?
Stop with that 'sisters' shit.
That's the kind of language we Cinemaphiles use here on Cinemaphile.org where I regularly contribute.
Have you incel new gay Black person troon chuds watched Disney Pixar's amazing movie "Elementals" yet today? I think you're really going to like the characters, you should definitely go see this film as soon as possible.
>our guy
bruh you just gendered a nonbinary character
>bruh
dude you just gendered
a nonbinary post
>assuming the gender of a post at all
I CLAPPED!!! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!!!
CLODHEADS WHERE WE AT!??
Not me I didn’t take the vaxx
Yes you did, we sent a team to vax you in your sleep.
ClodGods, we taking over the theaters this weekend #Elemental #ClodMod
SIR YES SIR REPORTING FOR DUTY
clodchads keep winning
CLOD AND SODDERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERY BODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>named clod
>literally a pile of dirt
>ethnic haircut
>scholar skin color
what did PIXAR mean by this?
AYO THAT MY homie CLOD!!
HOLY Black person SHIT ITS CLOD
It's cloddin' time.
Remember PORGS and BABU FRIK? How does Disney keep making these amazing viral sensations?
I love Porgs, but the marketing was cringe.
Why do you love them?
Cinemaphile is a Klaud board!
>Remember PORGS and BABU FRIK? Well they're back, in Clod form!
>Chewie and the Porgs
>Babu frik
that failed so hard.
what the FRICK is babu frik
>the best €£%#?¥ @&$?€%#¥£ merchandise
???
those people who got tattoos
Porg was a legitimately popular thing because I know it's Star Wars without having seen them abdi don't even know which film or show. They were everywhere for a short while, a genuine sensation.
Their fame was fabricated. That’s the whole joke here. They pushed porgs so god damn hard but nobody wanted them. They didn’t sell AT ALL. Then we have another example of “Baby Yoda”, where Disney, for some reason, did not anticipate its popularity at all. They were so unprepared at least four months at passed before there were just a single piece of official merchandise for sale (and was bare bones basic stuff like a white t-shirt with a screenshot of baby yoda).
They have no idea what they are doing.
If this thread doesn't have lewds within 20 minutes I will consider it a failure
CLOD
L
O
D
Any other CLODhoppers in here???
Holy shit #Clodsters for life. We need to all dress up in Clod cosplay to meet up and buy tickets to see our boy CLOD and become a viral sensation on TikTok!
Unironically there would be more hype if morbius showed up.
How far they have fallen
The millenial wine aunt running their social media is forcing this meme too hard
Uh, I don't think you understand, she's one of the "cool grown-ups".
nice product image, dumbass
nice digits dumbass
>Hey fellow kids, CLOD is definitely "bussing" for real for real no capping. He has that "rizz". He is "swiggity-swagging", my "home skillets".
>Come see our fricking movie you little shits!
HE ZESTY
how much of a bubble do the homosexuals in pixar studios work in every day where they brainwash each other into thinking this is supposed to be an iconic character.
It’s just marketing bro. They don’t care. They push the shit out then astroturf the reaction and the pretend it flopped because of racists.
This is what happens when you NEVER leave L.A.
If you're always surrounded by jerkoffs who will tell you your shitty ideas are always good and fire anyone who doesn't agree with you, you're gonna make some moronic decisions thinking you're a genius.
Then you end up doing something like getting you and a bunch of your buddies mashed by 5500 psi in a homemade submarine.
Sure wasn't crushed by that realization.
coastal urbanites are some of the most sheltered and narrow minded people imagineable
I genuinely believe that they do this on purpose when they realize their shit's bombing. Sort of like a last-minute way to get as much attention as they can before nobody cares and everyone moves on.
When test marketing shows shit is going to bomb they just abandon marketing, don’t throw good money after bad, etc.
Wait Shit, forgot about ESG. Yeah they have to make it look like they lost tons of money.
Are they wrong?
They deleted this because it turned into a laughingstock.
Oh man this is so epic. I am defintiely going to buy a ticket and watch this movie just to see my boy clod. Then I will subscibe to disney+ so that I can rewatch the movie several times once it is available for streaming on their wonder ful screening service.
where did the leather fot the shoes come from?
latinX bros were just jokes aren't we
Whim wham wiggity wazzle fellow kids.
I’m amazed at how shitty this is, Pixar is unrecognizable these days.
Klaud vs. CLOD, who wins?
Klaud is much sexier than Clod.
Wow, Greg Grunberg really let himself go.
Live Slug Reaction was the funniest thing to come out of Star Wars in ages
> Who left their giant dildo in the middle of the base?
This guy literally has 3 appearances, and 1 minute total screentime.
Not sure what's less believable, that people would spontaneously start cheering for a completely new character, or that people would go see the movie twice.
I watched it on camrip and will go watch it again stay mad.
>normies cheer for the Clodshot
Forced soul
I can't wait for the CLOD solo movie. My favorite part is when CLOD tells Ember "it's CLODdin time"
You know it.
Mine was
"STAND BACK. I'M CLODDIN'"
I'm blissfully unaware of everything that is this movie and I'm loving this thread, this seems like a guarantee there will be a movie just called "CLOD" I assume there is a side story of his coming of age in whatever this movie is called and all of it will be forgotten and thrown aside for his solo coming of age movie where he once again tries to pander to lil zoomies
>Clod feature film
I would pay for that
LOL that's likely the plan. But this film is gonna lose 200 million or more.
Is that a piece of shit?
Yep, yesterday's celery fibers and all
I cant believe I'm rooting against pixar but here we are
Why? At beast you should be apathetic.
Which race is Wade suppose to be?
Wetters are black. Airs are whitey. Fires are FOB asians. Earths are every other brown people. And CLOD is straight bussin with that RIZZ frfr no cap
>play basketball-like game
>white
>Why? At beast you should be apathetic.
Because I used to love it.
They are trying to remarket the movie while it’s in theaters. Imagine the emergency meetings and overtime lol
QRD on Clod?
Oh, this is too good. Transparent forced memeing from a corpo account is some of the highest-tier cringe, specifically because you know a boardroom greenlit it. Like when they rereleased Morb and got heemed a second time. Nice try, "memesters". Glad you hired those social media consultants?
frick that Black person Clod
Fake and gay
When was the last time a Pixar movie actually felt like a big thing? When I was a kid, every time a Pixar movie released it was a huge thing because you were guaranteed an animated masterpiece but it feels like it's the opposite these days where every movie they make is both a financial and critical failure. What was their final swansong? Wall-E? Up? Toy Story 3?
Pixar was never good
It probably coincided with me growing up, but I haven't really cared about Pixar since Ratatouille. The beginning of Wall-E was great, until it introduced the humans and actual movie started. Same with Up, I liked the intro even though it was a bit emotionally manipulative, can't even remember what happened in the rest of the movie. Brave was super-forgettable, didn't like Inside Out either, and after that I pretty much stopped even watching.
Toy story 4.
Notice that with onward, which was literally the next movie after toy story 4, audiences suddenly stopped talking about Pixar. I actually noticed it back then, but the pandemic made me focus on other things and I imagine that's why nobody noticed how Pixar was in mud for quite a while until the pandemic was over.
Now it's DreamWorks and illumination making the real kino. Funny how that works.
clips of the new puss in boots look great. really well animated, also not going for the realistic play-doh look pixar is hung up on but looks painted. also compare trailer shots of elemental vs shots from new puss in boots or animated spiderman. the latter ones care about composition and all the fundamentals while pixar seems to have forgotten trying to appeal to adhd tiktok kids
Puss is a good movie and you should watch it.
>Onward
I've never even heard of this one.
I think it was the only new movie of theirs that got a theater release until now.
Toy Story 4 was DLC. Not even good DLC.
>hey kids watch this movie about these hideous homosexual police officers
When I was a kid I liked DBZ and Land Before Time. Kids today are uniroically being raped, look at those characters. Imagine forcing a child to watch those things on screen. They should be seeing beautiful things not whatever that israeli puke is.
Is top right supposed to be trans cyclops George Floyd?
Lost. That's even funnier considering I think she's a lesbian (been a while since I watched the movie)
>Lost. That's even funnier considering I think she's a lesbian (been a while since I watched the movie)
Did someone never explain that homos are like 1% of society at most and troons like 0.000001%? Every fricking movie has Black folk and homosexuals now.
They want to sell you sexuality and eventually replace you. Surgery is profitable.
I literally only remember this movie from people posting the lesbian cyclops face.
One of the COVID Disney Plus releases.
Inside Out. They've had movies since that people generally liked, but that was the last "have you seen the newest Pixar film?" as an event that people actually talked about in relation to the company's legacy in a positive way.
For me it was toy story 3. I watched it, thought it was super shitty and said to myself that they had officially lost it. It was clear they had zero new ideas.
Inside Out? Toy Story 4?
I personally found Soul to be a great one, a step forward toward seeing life as more than a journey toward the one big event toward which many movies seems to move around.
>what if Black folk were people: the movie
i can only suspend so much disbelief
Frick, that's a great question.
I guess Inside Out.
ehhh, I'm gonna say Toy Story 4.
I want to say, Inside Out was the last "NEW" movie that felt like it mattered.
But, overall probably Toy Story 4. As soon as that was done everything about them crashed. And while some people were questioning their decisions with shit like Monsters University, I think Toy Story 4 was the culmination of them running out of ideas and people tiring from Sequel bait.
Toy Story 3. I remember it being hyped as the last Toy Story and being a tear jerker. I saw it because, like many millennials, I grew up with the series. Cars 2 was basically a sequel to a Pixar film that was regarded as a minor blunder. It wasn't widely received but it did well enough sell merchandise. I would almost compare it as a more successful Bugs Life. Brave received little hype and the rest are largely forgotten, subpar sequels/prequels nobody asked for. Expect Illumination to take over as the next animation blockbuster if it hasn't already. They're short, simple, has cute designs for the kids and autists, and have the best of both what Pixar and Dreamworks used to have.
Toy Story 3 was the end really but I felt that Up was the last time Pixar movie was treated as this cultural event. People were still raving later Pixar movies like Inside Out, but it's like everyone knew that Pixar is not what it used to be.
Probably Elemantals. That movie rocks! #Clod
Wall-E was the last kino Pixar movie. Up was a generic forgettable movie, people only ever talk about the first 10 minutes. Toy Story 3 wasn't bad but it just felt like a lazy prison escape movie. Everything else after has felt like shite.
Cars was the last one.
I want to FRICK Clod.
Ember x Clod /ss/ when?
No freaking way, Lois, CLOD is at the door!
three le tickets to le minions!!!!!!!!!!
Were they trying to make Clod into the next Olaf?
Knowing corporate work culture, there has probably been months of meetings of people in suits paid six figures discussing the making of this one embarrassing video
We have to kill them all.
I can imagine them in the social media room floundering to get anyone to watch the movie
>"Quick, push the sassy black kid harassing some woman. That'll go viral get all the ni- I mean African-Americans to come and watch our movie right?"
The frick's a Clod?
A dirt clod.
A lump of dirt.
God. Why couldn't you Americans maintain that old WASPy meritocracy?
>God. Why couldn't you Americans maintain that old WASPy meritocracy?
Post-modernist feminists questioned this and said it was just an element of white culture.
>bland is best
There is no escape from “whitey don season they food.”
I missed this video, source?
Interesting. Also a better response than the typical one.
>"If you didn't meet your goals, you didn't work hard enough"
but this is true. why is this worldview considered a bad thing? the only people who dislike it are morons who think they can get rich uploading youtube vids once every 2 weeks or selling 2 grams of coke every other weekend.
Post isn't saying its wrong but even then, it's not necessarily true.
Even endless amounts of hard work won't necessary get you what you want.
Hard work is the only thing in my life that has gotten me what I want.
It's a bit WASPY (protestant work ethic) and if you take it as an EXTREME form it's obviously wrong. Tons of people are lazy idiots who coast through life on hard work, and you have people who slave away in poverty.
But the critique is obviously self-defeating, since it doesn't put any focus on effort and more or less tells people to give up. There's no wonder the people who buy into this are omstly unemployed, obese, on some disability, or grift via "activism".
>Post isn't saying its wrong but even then, it's not necessarily true.
It's taking the post-modern deconstructivist approach where it doesn't even bother saying what's right and wrong since it rejects truth. It's focusing on POWER relationships, so we know to question anything by the POWERFUL and accept anything by the powerless. It's a useless ideology.
thank you for not being a fricking moron
I'm just being a liberal. The post-modernist approach is rooted in nihilism, and is endlessly questioning and ends up on cultural relativism. In reality, it's utterly worthless since it just "deconstructs" and questions, but gives zero fricking answers for what to DO. The lesson of history is that the modernized people steamrolled the non-modernized. And Most of what is described as "whiteness" can be found in office towers in Shanghai, New Delhi or Lagos.
Can you sauce me up for that image? I’d like to read the whole article if possible.
>Can you sauce me up for that image? I’d like to read the whole article if possible.
From the book Cynical Theories.
Thanks
Indeed, as is the case with Marxism, the core concept is power, though in a racial lens here. The hilarious irony is that it's pure white supremacy because, from what that poster says, everything that can possibly lead to success is white, meaning success is inherently white.
>If you didn't meet your goals, it was because of structural racism and you must depend on the government for everything
I believe that is the point
Literally all these things apply to me
>if you didn't meet your goals you didn't work hard enough
Um...yes? Isn't that the entire point of setting goals?
Look at that through the lens of cultural relativism and an anti-capitalist critique. Taken to an extreme it's wrong - it's laying all the blame on a person for not achieving their dreams ignoring the situation. Obviously there's other factors, like economic status, and just sheer luck. It's a kind of straw-man version of Protestant Work Ethic.
You make a good point
I know their shitty ideas backwards and forward and read a bunch of their shitty philosophers and academics.
man, why did ataru have to be such a gay. Surely if a cheetah print bikini babe pounced on me, I would not be able to help myself. did shinobu just have a magic pussy or something? I just don't get it.....
Lum is originally meant to be an antagonist - just one of many goofball aliens who wreck havoc in Ataru's life. It's only later that she's written to be a main character, and she tones down and becomes a lot better. I don't like the series at all until they introduce the High school setting and it becomes more of a high school show rather than an alien hijinks show. Shutaro and Sakura Sensei are my favorites.
>I just don't get it.....
Beautiful Dreamer literally and figuratively deals with this issue (including this scene).
I, for one, LOVE that the government takes money from me by force ever year and uses it to fund racist propaganda that denigrates people who look like me.
To be a fly on the wall at Pixar and Disney. They have had a string of 200+ million dollar flops in a row now. Neither have had an animated hit since 2019!
>Watch the camrip
>Clod just flirts with Ember a few times and fails
>learnt later there's a massive toyline featuring Clod because they expect him to be a breakout character
?????????? how are they so out of touch?
The Sony leaks including their power point slides were a window into how stupid Hollywood corporations are. They see everything as an ecosystem of brand initiatives. each character is to be this big toyline, then spin-offs, tv shows, video games, etc.
The corps don't see movies as movies, hense why the utterly fricking suck now.
It’s more that the executives want to phrase everything that way to their superiors so their superiors don’t have them literally fricking executed for being incompetent.
This is what I've heard. Basically the marketing and research people are just there to tell the execs and producers what they want to hear. They're given Movie 1. They then are tasked with selling this idea even if they KNOW it's a giant turd. So they spin all these potential marketing deals that they KNOW is bullshit.
And audience test screenings are there to tell the higher ups that the movie is going to be a big smash success. I can't find the post, but someone on Cinemaphile said they work in those and they intentionally just filter out people who didn't like the film on flimsy demographic grounds.
Then you add in that they get "what people want" from twitter, and it's a recipe for disaster. These mega-huge megacorps have millions but are completely blind and aren't getting any good info in.
I can see that being the case. Why lose out on making 6 figures by being honest when you can just bullshit everything and keep the 9 figure people who never see anything happy
Yes, exactly. The thing marketers try to sell, first and foremost, is the necessity of marketing, to the MORONS with the most money.
Mad Men was so interesting because it was, primarily, about people trying to sell products for people who didn’t recognize the value of said products.
How do you get into audience test screenings? Getting paid to watch a pre-release kino that I can then shitpost about on Cinemaphile sounds like a dream come true.
>an ~~*ecosystem of content*~~
I was still into videogames back in 2012 and I've never heard of Exodus or After Earth. Unless that's a tie in with the Will Smith movie?
The joke is that these are in-studio marketing people talking about how After Earth is gonna be htis huge multi-media phenomenon when the movie was a huge dud and they never made any of this spin-off material. Will Smith's brand was wearing thin, and the whole film was to push his moronic no talent son.
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Whoa -- deep.
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the facial expressions in every god damn 3D animated shit ever. They have these smug butthole expressions, or fake smiles. I pretty much refuse to watch 3D animation because of this. Worlds of buttholes or fake people trying to manipulate me.
well atleast in zootopia jason bateman was supposed to be manipulating people
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Everyone wants a Clod
You're gonna love it, Clod
Come on and get your Clod
Everyone needs a Clod
Why would I want a turd Black person in my house? You just KNOW the marketing people were going nuts over this character and thought this was gonna be a huge thing. The Clod Show (Disney Plus), Clod Merch. Clod Toys. All of it just fricking LAME.
I gurantee you they did some marketing research showing Clod was listed as "funny" that backed this all up.
>You just KNOW the marketing people were going nuts over this character and thought this was gonna be a huge thing. The Clod Show (Disney Plus), Clod Merch. Clod Toys. All of it just fricking LAME.
This is what happens when you try to force people to like something rather than seeing what they respond to and make more of it. It's just ass-backwards.
They really think they can make back the money that this shitty film is losing by trying to meme a bit character into popularity and at least get some merch revenue out of it.
kind of reminds me how much Disney pushed for BB-8 and received a placid response, then a random droid made for a video game completely overshadowed it. You can't buy a fandom, even with astroturfing.
a better example is phasma, phasma was disney attempting to make another boba fett, they didn't even hide it they said they made her to be the next boba fett, the problem is boba fett wasn't forced when the movies came out he was just a bounty hunter the fans wanted more out of him. You can't tell the fans "you want more of this right of course you do" but they don't listen
I thought captain phasma's design was really cool, but they killed her off without any development to her character, so what's the point
rian johnosn and the luke warm reception of her, they wanted people to want to know more about her, what made her special no one cared. Rian johnson killed her off because they killed boba fett before he did anything really cool, like think about it what did boba fett really do before the fans started writing about him fricking nothing. Phasma was forced into the boba fett spot but more people cared about the random storm tropper
This. Phasma's design was the one thing they aced in the new movies and then Rian came along and was like "Let's get id of her and have her die a Disney villain death by falling down a bottomless chasm like Gaston"
Having Phasma slowly work her way up to being the main villain would have been cool to do over 3 movies. But no, Somehow Palpatine returned.
bro, phasma is a silver storm trooper and a woman
maybe saying they "aced" it was a little far but the bar was low and they still failed. Phasma could have sold some mothafrickin toys at least.
Wouldn't be pissed off about a white woman villain manipulating a black man, it's more true to life that way.
phasma toys consistently sold though
I don't think Phasma's even comparable because Disney themselves sabotaged her for some fricking reason. Like it really doesn't feel like they even tried to make her a new Boba Fett because they didn't even fricking do anything with her. The decision to market the shit out of her only to have her do nothing but get taken hostage and thrown into the trash was baffling. Nobody on the writing team considered that they should write a more notable part for a clearly marketable character? Nobody overseeing the project stepped in to tell them to puff up her role a bit to sell more toys?
I wish this guy had been the new Boba Fett.
>because they didn't even fricking do anything with her.
Because she's not a natural character, just something shoehorned into the movie to sell another toy. Just like the Nog and the pudgy Viet girl were shoehorned into the film for diversity points. There's no "vision" here just 20 cooks and 20 different committees saying what should be in the film.
Porgs were a bit of an accident on set. They couldn't remove the penguins since they're protected so they just CGI'd around that. Marketing got wind and saw the potential for the new Ewoks x10 and cashed in. They had a HUGE investment in this and wanted them to be the next big thing. Porgs for me I find ugly since they're noseless little gremlins to me.
Greedy little israelite hands got too excited basically.
>They couldn't remove the penguins since they're protected so they just CGI'd around that.
Lol I had forgotten about that.
what did boba fett do in the original trilogy, stand around then get knocked into the sarlac pit. but fans fricking loved him and wanted more, so they made books about before he was killed, how he actually escaped. Phasma was cool, but no one was like "we want to hear more about her"
Basically you can't make a boba fett a boba fett is a character that just looks really cool and peoples imaginations run wild. It was why the traitor storm trooper was more popular then her people were like "was he in Finns squad." "Did he know finn" it was open ended. Phasma story is the story you expect of her. Her death was even a parody of Boba fetts getting thrown into a trash compactor easily
I mean sure, Boba didn't really DO much, but he did have enough of a threatening presence for people to think he was cool and wonder what his deal was. Is that was all they did with Phasma I'd understand. But instead they went a step further and actively put her down in the movie. I just don't get it. It's as if they looked at the formula for Boba Fett and picked out "unremarkable death" as the sole ingredient for his success.
>I mean sure, Boba didn't really DO much, but he did have enough of a threatening presence for people to think he was cool and wonder what his deal was.
He still did one thing which was effectively outsmart the main characters and setup the entire third act. The Falcon plays their little game, and Fett stays back in Slave 1 and tracks them to Cloud city. He has the Empire arrive before they do. He exits the film having actually succeeded in his goal. Jedi makes him a joke lackey of Jabba for no reason.
Part of it is also that he's the recipient of Vader's iconic "no disintegrations" line which makes him seem pretty badass in a movie where the worst that happens violence wise is Luke getting dismembered.
she was put down mostly in last jedi the rian johnson flick which mocked most of star wars tropes like everyone knows the ones he made obvious but he must have actively hated star wars due to how many subtle frick yous to iconic scenes there were in his film
Surprisingly, I think she's the one character that actually got better treatment in TLJ though. She still sucked, but TFA literally threw her into the trash.
licensed legos represent everything against the spirit of legos. goddamn do i hate this shit
clod got that rizz
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CLOD CLOD CLOD CLOD CLOD
I still can't believe there are people out there who thought Incredibles 2 was good.
They literally rehashed an entire plot that happened NOT EVEN A MINUTE AGO in real time. It's actually insane. Did no one in the writing room say "hey, this is the same story we just told"
I don't think anyone has ever said they enjoyed it in the past couple of years. All it did was get coomers.
I shut it off when the Underminer ended up being this huge complicated battle. That guy was supposed to be a joke villain that went down in seconds.
And he was already covered in the Rise of the Underminer game that was the direct sequel.
There was absolutely no reason to cover it.
Aging them up the same amount of time that had passed in the real world was the way to go.
I really like pixar's strategy of trying to ruin everything disney wants it to do
This version of Soviet communism sure is frickin gay.
/clodsquad/ ww@
here
How does it feel getting cucked by such a beta soi? She’s so hot she deserves better than that
Clod joins the cat from Lightyear and BB-8 in the pantheon of failed Disney mascots.
It's funny too because BB-8 was actually doing pretty well after TFA. But the trilogy just tanked way too hard for even him to escape. Equally hilarious is that he wasn't even their only failed mascot from the trilogy. Of course there was also the porgs, Baby Frik, and that cone on a wheel.
Replace BB-8 with porgs. At least BB-8 made are more lasting impact than porgs.
Pixar has become an anti-brand now.
Just simply being associated with them will tank your movie's box office.
Does anyone else get incredibly hard during the movie when Ember keeps flashing her pussy like the good little bawd she is?
Why are her thighs so large?
Looks like a big gross gut hanging over her crotch like Pter Griffin.
KYS you homosexual ass troon
Cinemaphile and /misc/ should turn Clod into a hate symbol so Disney stops forcing him.
*ahem*
clod
clod clod
Is fire really supposed to be asian? I thought for sure she was latina from the trailer
Around water, hide your daughter.
Around earth, widen your berth.
>that stock childrens laughter
pixar deserves to fade away
She was so hot bros, god I wish I could make a girl love me
the new CLOD is shit
has been since 2015
Pixar used to be legen-fackin'-dairy, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED?
They ran out of fumes now that the ideas from that famous lunch is already exhausted.
More like they're out of actually creative people.
Always thought about a Pixar movie about the characters from the Zodiac and Astrology would do really well. Everyone could see their star sign do funny stuff that's familiar to themselves. But now I don't think they're clever enough to do it
If they made a movie like that, it would be Cancer.
They got bought out by Disney and got corporatized.
>Pixar used to be legen-fackin'-dairy, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED?
Run by lesbians now.
You have an entire generation of people raised and coddled by Twitter-- not realizing that it barely ever translates to sales or anything of importance.
Now, you have a wine aunt on Twitter trying really hard to be cool with zoomers. This advertising would only work on another wine aunt or Twitter-obsessed weirdo-- who again, won't actually pay to watch the movie.
this happens in every industry
film, TV, videogames
it's Theseus' ship
of course, over time things have to be replaced.
however, that magic that made Theseus' ship Theseus' ship can be retained if the people at the helm actually bothered to make sure every new part assimilated to the old design, instead of slowly transforming it into a completely different ship every time any plank of wood gets replaced
>advertise clod
>put him in posters
>release promo video
>the promo video of him and ember interacting is 99% of his screen time
>he is not relevant to the plot at all
Did something change in production. Was he supposed to have a bigger part?
Marketing must have thought he'd be HUGE. They add irrelevant stupid characters to hit different markets. It's hilarious how stupid a group of people can be who think they're being very smart and clever.
It's most likely the result of focus groups and they found that character was the most appealing to the target audience, so they slapped it on all the marketing. It doesn't matter what you're selling, if you put the right funny little character on it, it is more likely to sell.
No. Pixar has no idea what kids like or want anymore so they're just throwing shit against the wall.
This is probably a response to the zoomers dressing up to watch Minions. These morons thought that they can astroturf a nothing character into something bigger and made merch in anticipation for it.
>This is probably a response to the zoomers dressing up to watch Minions. These morons thought that they can astroturf a nothing character into something bigger and made merch in anticipation for it.
Bet you anything they did market research with focus groups who responded "I like Clod". Most likely because people found the movie BORING and had to look through something half-way memorable. They then greenlit a bunch of Clod merch and in a panic they're trying to astroturf some kind of social media campaign to push the character.
Minions was gonna be huge regardless, and some Zoomies were just having a laugh dressing up for an obviously stupid kid's movie. It was organic and stupid and had no real impact on the film.
>Pixar has no idea what kids like or want anymore so they're just throwing shit against the wall.
Zoomers don't watch movies unless they're at a rehab clinic for fentanyl addiction and the ping-pong room is locked up. You could stream Kathleen Kennedy playing minecraft for 2 and a half hours and it would resonate with them better than any movies do.
Movies are simply dying and in a few years they won't even be worth making anymore. They're going the way of record players, they'll only be used by a small community of hipsters in the city and old retired Gen X-ers in retirement homes.
Can you blame them?
20 years ago we had Toy Story and A Bug's Life, grand adventures, captivating concepts executed well to appeal to children and adults to some degree. Today they have Inside Out and Elemental about who fricking knows what. It's shocking they aren't directly related abd Inside Out was so dull I don't remember. Turning Red was targeted at Chinese Canadian girls who were 13 in 1998. My wife loves Disney and watches them all without fail, that was the first one we turned off. Since then we've not watched half of them. Do kids like Soul? I doubt it. I didn't
Women and men fundamentally write stories in a different manner and it's baffling this isn't commented on (especially since so much studio market research backs this up. Women are more emotional and social and write stories focusing on that. Males are more outgoing and focus on grand adventures. The typical hollywood format tries to appeal to both (which is why so many films have these romance stories shoe horned in).
So these diversity hires and lesbians mandate these stories about gay ass shit with NO VILLAINS. No epic quest, no discovery, no dragons (literal or figurative) to fight. It's all just some inter-generational trauama. I know Elemental was written/directed by a dude, but he's a soft ONIONS dude and pixar is all run by lesbians who want this shit.
You give me 200 mil budget I'm doing something visually interesting with tons of action and a quest and learning something along the way.
>My wife loves Disney and watches them all without fail, that was the first one we turned off.
I'm guessing she's not Asian?
>Pixar has no idea what kids like
They don't CARE what kids like or want. The last THREE Pixar movies in a row were developed entirely as corporate sponsored therapy for 2nd gen asian immigrants who won't get over the fact that their parents were the 'strict tiger mom' stereotype and also one time some white kid in grade school said their food smelled weird. And these traumas continue to shape their entire lives as the worst things that could ever happen to anyone.
>The last THREE Pixar movies in a row were developed entirely as corporate sponsored therapy for 2nd gen asian immigrants who won't get over the fact that their parents were the 'strict tiger mom' stereotype
This is why nobody gives a frick about the writers strike. One person's mommy issues are really hard for audience members to relate to and they keep vomiting it up on screens for us.
Literally the most expensive therapy ever and they STILL aren't over it. Nobody, especially kids gets their California adult child bullshit.
>that their parents were the 'strict tiger mom' stereotype
They weren't tiger moms or at least from what we can cleam from the films. It's just complaining that mommy didn't want her bawdting it up and fricking white boys. Both Elemental and Turning Red have a real b***hy attitude towards parental figures, seeing them as ONLY figures that will get in your way that must be cast aside. I know Confusius inspierd Chinese society goes too hard on the worshipping your elders, but this goes way too hard in the opposite direction.
>The last THREE Pixar movies
How did Lightyear fit that?
Different anon. I think he means Strange World (don’t worry, everyone else forgot about it too) had the father not respecting/listening to his gay Zoomer son.
I know two but what's the 3rd?
I wonder if tyrone has ever cummed on it.
Clod's sod and fod
>Disney goes on a tirade about toxic masculinity and incels whenever they're given the chance
>Little homosexual manlet character making unwanted passes at the female main protagonist is their main draw
hypocrites.
HE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL!!
I don't understand modern marketing. Have you seen those videos where the angry bird is doing shag or pass on other videogame characters? Astoundingly bizarre.
Whaaaaat
chuds find out marketing is a thing
They should make small things then build upon them if there's an audience response. With Urusei Yatsura, Lum was barely even a character at first. But Lum got a lot of positive reception so she became more and more of an important character until she was clearly the central figure in the show. Lum became a HUGE marketing hit and they made millions on Lum merch.
You can't just run out of the gate with a "Lum", it has to be some kind of accident through experimentation. But these marketing geniuses think they can just sit in a room make up "Lums" in a day, insert it into their films and it's gonna make billions.
>audience responds well to a character who flies around wearing a bikini whose only character trait is that she loves the protagonist
If only there was some way to recapture this magic.
She's also:
>ditzy
>cute
>pure of heart
>fantastic figure
>doesn't wear her bikini for 90% of the show
>loves her friends and just wants to play with them
>tries her best, but often ignores other people's emotions and needs
>possessive
>jealous
>straight up abusive
She's written like the rest of the cast: flawed but deep down altruistic and does the right thing. I actually wouldn't want to date her as she's more trouble than she's worth
She's a wholesome bimbo with flaws in a PG rated series. I guarantee you if Pixar or Disney were to try to copy Lum they'd frick it up and make her some ugly nog or troony or some shit. They're LITERALLY incapable of setting aside activism for good story telling.
>Pixar creating bad memes to meme Elemental into cult status
You're getting played like fiddles
How does people laughing at the movie's shitty marketing create a cult classic? Map it out for me.
see: Morbius
That movie bombed twice and nobody talks about it except to shit on it. Try again.
They straight up lost extra money after giving up the first time because they're so out of touch.
That's not a cult film at all.
Cinemaphile shitposting == “cult classic” no one has heard of Mobius and not even Cinemaphile has actually seen it
For me, it's Clod.
I woke my dad up and showed him what happens when Clod finally enters the new pixar movie Clod and he wasn't interested so I showed him the power of gun bullets and now I can finally go see the new hit movie from Disney Pixar Elemental featuring my new best friend Clod
Good, if your dad isn't a part of the Clod Squad then he doesn't deserve to see him ever again, you made the right decision Anon
Indians do it better at the kinoplex
You would think someone in the team would have said this wasn't such a good idea.
Maybe they're outsourcing matketing to 3rd world country or something idk
Even ~~*critics*~~ said they thought it was is it was written by AI which says a lot and is fairly likely.