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ah, the rat!
>ban it
And an eight?
You're standin' on it, dude.
It's "eighth".
Costumes are better than any of CGI shit today
Moving away from costumes is one of the greatest mistakes Hollywood made.
I just saw this for the first time the other day, and I was laughing my ass off from basically the start of the movie, but god damn the costumes and masks are incredible
Rick Baker is a legend. He both did the effects for and played King Kong in the 70s movie.
Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza
Come oooon, I couldn't find the place!
>pizza guy is not perturbed by someone receiving pizza through a sewer grate
It's fricking NYC, dude probably has delivered to worse places
oh yeah
I delivered Pizza for a bit, in Brisbane, in Australia, which is a capital city but also kind of a joke compared to world cities like New York and this wouldn’t have stood out as particularly weird. We have a real meth problem, and every night (I worked the closing shift, until 1 am) was a bizarre carnival of absurd amphetamine enthusiast behaviours.
Tying it back to the ninja turtles, I did see the finest display of martial arts I have ever seen in my life on one of those shifts. A member of the local Samurai class, sworn to the sacred order of the Crystal Pistol stood before me, clad in the traditional battle armour of his people: thongs, (that’s flip-flops to you yanks) board shorts, and nothing else.
His weapon? The frame of a BMX bike. No wheels. No handles. No seat. Just the metal frame. The monster energy, bummed ciggies and cotton candy running through his proud warrior veins gave him strength far beyond his emaciated frame, and he flung it around him in great arcs like it was a battle axe.
There were three attackers, but though they circled and called him a dog c**t, they couldn’t find an opening to hurt him. I wish I saw how it ended, but this inner city shaolin monk and his assailants saw me see them and I had to flee like a coward into the night, back to the safety of the local domino’s franchise.
That was Casey Jones.
He did actually have Casey Jone’s haircut. I wonder…
He's used to living around city gays.
Maybe they're sanitation workers or smth
This is normal for new york city tunnel israelites. Happens all the time
Its Kosher™
New York
>Looked kinda like a big toitle in a trench coat.
>You’re goin to LaGuardia, right?
COME BACK HERE!! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Raphael...let it go.
>MY POST GOT DELETED
>Then it is done…
>I CAN EVADE THE BAN I CAN EVADE THE BAN.
TONIGHT I WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT WAS LOST........?!
At least we got this edge kino.
Great show.
WATCH OUT FOR SHREDDER
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
TURTLES WHACKIN' OFF
How did they know!?
I will NEVER forgive this show for Utrom Shredder. NEVER.
Utrom Shredder is the most kino Shredder. '87 one was too funny to be taken seriously.
Isn't it pizza "dude"
Yes
What kind of pizza?
>No anchovies, and I mean no anchovies.
>..You put anchovies on that thing and I’ll—
Is Raphael OUR guy?
Always has been.
I'm more of a Mikey.
He’s easily more of a literally me kind of guy more than any Ryan Gosling movie.
Unless you’re a sissy.
>goes to see a kino
>immediately shits on it
without a doubt
>says what he would post on Cinemaphile outloud to himself about what he just saw while walking around
literally me…
Could it be that Jim Henson was feeling insecure about the rising star of the Chiodo Brothers, whose puppetry rivalled his own?
My guy is Donatello
After reading the Archie comics, I immediately loved Slash and wished him the best at everything. When he finally got his happy ending I teared up a little.
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T PAY MONEY FOR DAT
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!
For me, it's Svelybue
>my best friend is Donnie
>my brother is Mikey
>I’m Raph
>we never had a Leo
I wonder what life would have been like if we did.
I'm about to eat 9 pieces of pizza.
>87
>03
>12
TMNT has a pretty high batting average for cartoons
NINJA VANISH
Then it is gone.
She was the best
cute!
She's perfect
SPIN THAT WHEEL
Rule 34 on April is kino of the highest order.
The sequels are an abomination. The original was like a real movie but in 2 they beat the bad guys with the power of music…
No, they beat them while music was playing.
No No! No! No! No ginja no ginja, no!
>they beat the bad guys with the power of music…
worked for Macross.
>power of music
WHAT?
I don't remember this at all?
The sequels were just toy commercials.
Bubblegum girl is probably almost 50 years old now
Do I?
somebody had to have made that pizza in the movie
i want to know where its from or if it was someone on set, i don't think dominos ever looked like that.
What would Gordon Ramsay say.
I don't get it.
SOVL
I'M READY HOSE-BRAIN!
Ninja pizza?
Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
>"I am PROUD of you, my sons. Tonight, you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja: that ultimate mastery comes not of the body, but of the mind. Together, there is NOTHING that your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other; DRAW upon on another. And always remember the true force that binds you, the same that which has brought me here tonight. That, which I gladly return, with my final words: I love you all....my sons."
and then they all made out
>"It's time to go back."
Why do the turtles trouble you, Master?
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
Regular, or menthol?
SPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kevin Nash was raped
>Kevin Nash was raped
Two years in the future?
I saw it here on a friday after school.