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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NADA
    not with THAT thing

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even the moms aren't hot
    How did Pixar get to this sorry state?
    Even Onward had a hot mom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the mom

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is too soulless and the style is too bad for me to even want to frick anything from it

  4. 11 months ago
    James Bond

    im sorry what

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Water
    >Drinking water
    Huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >humans are made of water
      >have to drink water
      Huh?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're not made completey out of water dumbass

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're made of meat but still eat meat

          Maybe there are water cows or pigs and a glass of cow water is like a meal for them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person you are stupid.
            >Durr we made of meat but eat meat!
            We don't eat/drink liquidified people you moron.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              But they do, because they are liquid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >humans are made of water
      >have to drink water
      Huh?

      We're not made completey out of water dumbass

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie. This is a really cute girl. I’m shocked that made a sexy female water character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry to tell you this anon, but that's a they/them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm gonna split their pussy in half

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? I didn't notice any lines about that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Waterboy calls her a "sib" instead of "sister".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because they intentionally made it vague enough to be editable for international releases. That's why instead of letting it speak for itself, they had to do a bunch of tweets and comments about it, otherwise nobody would have noticed.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But its, like TOTALLY coded, anyone can read the clues, like, ya know.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't you know, anon? "It's SO important to us to send a positive political message. Unless that positive message in any way impacts our ability to make money in a foreign market, in which case we will immediately fold on it." Christ I wouldn't care that they were homosexuals or whatever if they at least stuck to their guns. They can push all the bullshit they want if it was at least sincere.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not a female dude.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking gender identity is real
        sad. very sad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please, that's some virgin mentality. If I frick it hard enough, I can MAKE it a girl.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can you even frick water
    or fire
    or air

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a you are just not trying hard enough.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
    I wonder if a water person being pregnant would just make their abdomen be like a fishbowl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you punched through with all your might, would the baby be okay?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read a hentai doujin once where a regenerating woman (wolverine rules) got mangled and raped endlessly, and one time was pregnant and the guy who bought time to use her did that to her unborn baby. He raped the baby and then put it in a blender. Then poured the liquid all over the floor. Maybe I shouldn't have had that kind of internet access when I was like 14.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          THINK before you post
          T - is it true?
          H - is it helpful?
          I - is it inspiring?
          N - is it necessary?
          K - is it kind?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow, baby smoke, don't breathe this!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          IT'S AWWRIGHT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's awwwright

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So yes or no?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That used to be required reading here.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwright

          THINK before you post
          T - is it true?
          H - is it helpful?
          I - is it inspiring?
          N - is it necessary?
          K - is it kind?

          Newhomosexual

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine it would be like fricking a bucket full of cold oatmeal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably be like the pokemon lewd images where Ditto is hanging off Charizard's dick and working him for his sticky load

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ember is the only attractive character in this thing.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get the joke in bits like these, but honestly it's just so fricking tired. He could just tilt one of the doors open and if he sees urinals, there you go. If you don't, there you go.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you picking on poor Doug? He's trying his best.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went to a bar in SF, eventually when I had to drain the vain I had a double take on three bathrooms that all said any gender. I assume there was a any gender male and female room. Nope just three any gender room.

        Btw any gender room is one toilet and a sink.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The water lady on the train from the first trailer was cute.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony meme, have a nice day

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh.... why?

    what even is this thing considered "attractive" to you anon? the fact that it takes a great wall of text to say it sees itself as neutral despite biologically (or whatever this universe determines what element's gender is) being one of the two genders?

    does that give you the hard on, anon?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not the anon, but personally I am attracted to all sorts of nonbinary people. I know that's not the easy joke answer you were probably hoping for, but I find myself really attracted to like a short-haired lesbian-looking person who may be male or female and I can't tell. It's like a present I haven't unwrapped yet. Maybe it's just because I'm bisexual, but I like a good twink no matter what they have downstairs.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really hate this shitty new meme.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

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