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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Expecting a shit franchise not to suck more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ur shit

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout tv show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better Call Saul episode 10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clerks III

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you're ready for QUIRKY 50s AMERICANA
    Fallout is dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shame how the original Fallout aesthetics are dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >we never got the original Fallout movie pitch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Master is such a good story arch but will never be addressed. Prepare for Halo levels of disregard.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >story arch
            i keep fricking seeing this recently, what the frick is wrong with zoomers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              All films have story artches.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bro I’m 31 and have played every fallout game, chill goddamn

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >31
                you must be over 18 before 2001 to post here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You must clean out the Black person cum out of your butthole

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so why the frick are you saying story arch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick can't you capitalize words correctly? Its weird this little spelling error has so thoroughly rustled your jimmies. Is everything ok at home anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because that's less keyboard presses, story arch is not

                It was an oopsie woopsie cause I’m a stupid phone poster, which I admit to only because you getting so pissy about it is funnier than it is confusing.

                well don't do it again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bcaus thas les keybrd presn.
                fr fr no cap, presn keys be bussin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                spoken like a true zoomer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was an oopsie woopsie cause I’m a stupid phone poster, which I admit to only because you getting so pissy about it is funnier than it is confusing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >every fallout game
                moron ALERT! we have 4+76 bethesdadrone here

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Their like this with everything witch is super annoying , learn too spell

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Haha spellings for grandpas do they no cap even have internet at the nursing home fr fr

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What are they going to hold the story up with if they don't use arches frickhead? Story columns?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                two-story columns

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              For the same reason they spell canon "cannon" (severe moronation)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would be better to build up to that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >oh I didn’t bother to check if giving people massive doses of radiation would make them infertile. guess i’ll kill myself
          masterful writing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that isn't what happens at all

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            FEV is not radioactive you moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats kinda fallouts entire aesthetic. its a 50's optimistic space race world that got fricking nuked. fallout 3, vegas and 4 didnt frick it up, they just took it to 11.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        (You)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i base this on...everything in the game. and timothy caine the developer stating this in several interviews

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are two outcoems

    >MAdMAx/Escape from LA kino

    or

    >Book of Eli trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s all about the execution and writing involved. Everyone was excited for the HALO show but it turned out to be one of the worst video game adaptations, even MK annihilation is more watchable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone was excited for the HALO show
        *citation needed*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, almost everyone. A lot of people were still very cautious under the impression they could frick it up and not only were they right, it completely screwed up the lore since the writers didn’t play the games or read the books and just learned the Series through osmosis, it’s like the took the halo movie script from 2009 and went with it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No one who played 1-3 at launch was excited for the show. It was clear that it would be bad the second they announced it.

      • 2 years ago
        i am more intelligent than you

        >Everyone was excited for the HALO show
        only you were, because you're low IQ goyim cattle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you not read the rest of my post? I was still wary of it and dropped it by episode one alone, I was hoping it was gonna be good and that we’d escape the era of shitty video game adaptations but here we are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s all about the execution and writing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone was excited for the HALO show
        >Everyone
        >Excited for Halo
        >in 2022
        >Under 343
        Yeah no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon those were marketers and astroturfing shills

        get with the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Book of eli was good, gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Book of Eli
        that is a good film, you just didn't like the ending

        It was okay, the "book reveal" was so obvious I was sure there would be a twist at the end and when it didn't it came out a bit lame. Still better than a lot of post apoc movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the book reveal didnt really make much sense either the book is the most printed book in the world , there would be a ton of them , but Denzel Washington is the best actor ever , hes so darn cool , hes so darn clever

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care if your being ironic or not, denzel is legitimately a great actor, reminds me of nic cage in a way, he commits to every role

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Book of Eli
      that is a good film, you just didn't like the ending

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying it won't be filled to the brim with big afro fat Black folk that don't need no man, homosexuals and other social marxist garbage
      Have you seen what microsoft did with the halo tv series?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        timeloop was ok though, I trust bethesda to make good black characters because it's just going to be an hour of wiener jokes and explosions. What else do you want in a movie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Fallout is an upcoming post-apocalyptic television series developed by Lisa Joy and Jonathan Nolan
          These are the same people that made the shit pile that we now know as westworld.
          Maybe we'll get one decent season out of it at most if they don't decide to go full Black person marysue neo matrix cyberninja from the start.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            better not be another time skipping gimmick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >timeloop was ok though
          LMAO.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm ok with black people in my action movie so long as the guns are cool and the explosions good. What else more do you want?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Super duper mart
    >They're likely taking all their inspiration from fallout 3 because that and 4 are the popular ones
    It's gonna suck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well obviously. todd is exec producer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh god I really hope he starts running his mouth about the production. https://youtu.be/hFcLyDb6niA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We won.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FO3 was a huge let down: no depth, piss easy, no challenge - you gotta do more than just fill a map with encounters. Obsidian showed them up for noobs with FONV.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          reddit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            reddit likes fallout 3 too you know

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hello seeeeer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 3 is transphobic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what, freaks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      new vegas sisters...
      what now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >optional trait
        you btfo yourself with that image.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          always take the wild wasteland trait you homosexual its one of the best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is good because it means they won't interfere with the good games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      New Vegas is more popular than both.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but Bethesda hates it because they got MOGGED by Obsidian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >still remembering how butthurt bethesda was when basically all vidya journos in the world were praising this buggy mess of a game for truly understanding what Fallout is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >New Vegas is more popular than both.
        On /r/gaming and Cinemaphile? Yes
        Looking at the average person playing vidya? No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least nothing sacred will be ruined, we should be happy for that. Let the trash enjoy their filth-based entertainment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        JUST WALK AWAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank God. Don't let them touch New Vegas.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a quirky pg13 quipfest.
    I don't know why you expected differently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cast looks good and wtf the games aren’t pg13

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its going to suck bad.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >super duper mart east coast bethesda shit
    Nope it’s garbage on arrival

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of car is that on the right?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be shit. Just wait until you see the protagonist being a strong black womxn fighting against the evil Enclave (whose president looks eerily like Trump) to prevent the spread of white supremacy. It's going to be filled with shitty marvel-tier one liners and there will be a "resistance" full of bipoc folx. Never get your hopes up, OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Halfway through each episode the show is going to stop and all cast members are going come together on screen to repeat the words “george floyd” for 8 minutes straight while the sheboons twerk in solidarity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Halfway through each episode the show is going to stop and all cast members are going come together on screen to repeat the words “george floyd” for 8 minutes straight while the sheboons twerk in solidarity.
        This would actually cross the line into kino.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >American apocalypse
    >Wooo we can loot the supermarkets

    You can't make this up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Euro apocalypse
      >nothing to loot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looting stores is probably the #1 disaster movie trait, and such is the entire plot of dawn of the dead. It also happens every time there's a big disaster like an earthquake, a flood, a hurricane or a power outage

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the master

    Yeah let's do a plot that would require huge CGI investments for a supermutant army.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying CGI not-orks would be more expensive than any of the alternatives including shitty mad max raiders
      Can you imagine if it's a raiders plot? Mad Max without the fricking cars? It'll be the most boring trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any links confirming it's a Fallout 1 plot?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brotherhood and enclave are evil
    >super mutants are an allegory for trannies
    >raiders are misunderstood progressives
    >capitalism is evil, communism is good
    >yaas queen stronk women and not chem-head hookers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >brotherhood
      >evil
      Anon Todd is a producer and he creamed his pants decades ago when he saw the word knight and paladin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Todd takes every opportunity to suck up to sodomites. He will greenlight whatever he thinks will get him more customers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you haven't played 76 because it's just as

        >brotherhood and enclave are evil
        >super mutants are an allegory for trannies
        >raiders are misunderstood progressives
        >capitalism is evil, communism is good
        >yaas queen stronk women and not chem-head hookers

        describes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm not a moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the enclave are evil you dumb Black person moron

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guaranteed there will be a troony

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >east coast

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick the rest, settlements, the minutemen, and the brotherhood were fricking based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not Fallout. It's something else (that I really like) but it's not Fallout.

        At least Brotherhood was more like the actual Brotherhood and not 3's trash Brotherhood (Which was like Tactic's end Brotherhood)

        Anyway I'm hopeful. Walton Goggins is playing a ghoul so that could be kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Outer Worlds was shit
      >Cyberpunk was shit
      >Fallout 4 is still kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Halo show
    >Resident Evil show
    >Fallout show
    >The Witcher show
    >Castlevania anime
    >League of Legends anime
    >DotA anime
    >Dragon's Dogma anime
    >Sonic movie
    >Uncharted movie
    >Mortal Kombat movie
    >Monster Hunter movie

    >Alan Wake show upcoming
    >God of War show upcoming
    >Mass Effect show upcoming
    >The Last of Us show upcoming
    >Cuphead show upcoming
    >Dragon Age anime upcoming
    >Tekken anime upcoming
    >Bioshock movie upcoming
    >Mega Man movie upcoming
    >The Division movie ucpoming
    >Dragon's Lair movie upcoming
    >Beyond Good & Evil movie upcoming

    What happened over the last 2 years that made Hollywood focus this much on vidya movies/shows ? Are they just out of ideas, so now they have moved onto stealing vidya stories to make Hollywood adaptions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Beyond Good & Evil
      for real? loved that game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Video game popularity has kept increasing and also the bar for making things has been lowered because of streaming. You don't really need shows to be good or succesful, everything they make is extra content for the service.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some market research showed that people are more likely to click on a show if its from an ip they recognize

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. 90% of those shows aren't real adaptations, they are a network saying "we love your ideas for a post apocalyptic show, but can you make it a The Last of Us show? Because people know that title. What's that? You've never played it? Oh that's not important"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Hey guys, let's make an adaptation of a popular property for nerds! It comes with a built in audience!
          >What...no! I've never played or read anything about that property. I'm not some kind of nerd. Also, if you like it, this adaptation is not for you and you're a Nazi incel.

          Many such cases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cup head show came out months ago and it was generic calarts shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasnt that bad but yeah.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the Super Mario movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn’t that Sonic movie or that cup head show decent?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Alan Wake show
      This has legs, everything else is obviously going to be trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gamers are still based but because it got popular it's being flooded with normies. You take gamers favourite games and make trash TV shows out of it to shit on them and flood them with even more normies who will accept and buy shit games that push shit practises so they replace gamers and don't have to suffer a backlash as gamers now become small minority in sea of normie shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesnt matter if 100 fans of the original refuse to watch, 1 reddit moron will still buy 3 posters, 20 funkopops, the captain America cross over skin, the soundtrack on itunes, the pre order mug, the most expensive tie in lego set, the comic adaptation and the pickle rick promotional burger from burger king.

        Its not about fans, its about whales.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood finally realised (or more like admitted to themselves) that vidya is more successful and popular than tv and film so they tried to cash in but most failed because they just want to make a quick buck without any understanding of what people like about these franchises.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What happened over the last 2 years that made Hollywood focus this much on vidya movies/shows ?
      they're running out of capeshit properties, next logical step is vidya

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shows can be used to hype new games and vice versa
      Cant do that with capeshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the lol one was kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i play lol every day like a fricking degenerate and I still haven't watched arcane
        might do it soon just because all of these other netflix shows based on games look terrible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They couldn't get the Beyond Good and Evil sequel out the door with two decades. I doubt the film will ever see the light of day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they just out of ideas
      Been that way since before most of us were born.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lost judgment show coming
      >but only to Japan

      I MISS YOU YAGAMI
      PLEASE RYU GA, PLEASE GIBE MORE ICHIBAN AND YAGAMI

      FRICK YOU JOHNNY AND ASSOCIATES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because vidya is unironically the only place for original story concepts anymore
      They took risks and pushed for characterisation to find new audiences, very few movies and tv shows have done that recently because they know the biggest audiences are normies
      It makes for uninspired stories which ironically pushes away normies because the average viewer is shocked and enamored by originallity, they are just afraid of trying new things

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >capital shitland
    is over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Think about it this way, if they don't frick this one up then maybe we can have a high budget New Vegas adaptation next season.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah maybe 2 because of all the wacky randomness but bethesda hates nv.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saul Goodman's office post-BB?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this woman is involved
    so chances it will be kino are small

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, Olivia Munn looks like shit now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Westworld writers involved

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee my life thats its gonna be a marvel predictable tv show. Its not gonna be dark or make the audience give a frick.

    People need to stop expecting 90s tv with themes like rape or good use of gore. Now its all about funny one liners and light hearted stuff not to offend 30-40 year old manchildren

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But it's the microsoft mone?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jonathan Nolan
    Hothead

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to suck, and there's no way around that. there is, in the current political and entertainment climate - and given how bad bethesda fallout is - there is NO WAY it won't suck. you're setting yourself up for disappointment. it's going to be really, REALLY bad. it might even be pretty funny, so you can look forward to that at least

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Keep releasing pictures of Super Duper Mart because that's as far as the budget will allow them to go in the first season

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whole show is super duper mart
      >plot of each episode will just be "muh resources" and sometimes a song from the 50s will play

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        awww frick it's gonna suck wiener like TWD won't it?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly going to be disappointed if it is good.
    This flop to be has the potential to give us a years worth of memes and shitposting material.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will suck for the same reason Fallout 4 sucked: A voiced protagonist.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >please don’t suck please don’t suck please don’t suck
    Go back.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just wait for the Walton Goggins webms instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I for one and very excited for him to say "smoothskigger"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who's he playing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Walton Goggins

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Understaning humans is knowing no matter what the show is like the same people who want to hate it will and the same people who will want it to be good will enjoy it.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would Cinemaphile select to direct a Rise of Caesar fallout miniseries?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the LDS and have all the actors be Mexican, except for Josh and Ed. 10 episodes detailing Ed's ascension from a mild-mannered historian for the NCR's Preservation & Reconciliation office (or some other bullshit comparble to the NCR OSI) to a respected cultural ambassador, a gang leader and feared military general.

      Could also do a sequel series for post-NV Legion based on the scrapped Van Buren plot, with the NCR trying to obtain a rocket in Texas or Mexico so they can reactivate the internet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd select the best virologist to make a disease that instantly kills anyone that likes New Vegas. The image you posted is justification enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the fake FNV-Fo3 flame war is pathetic, take that shit back to Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        New Vegas fans are all zoomers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are tactics fans like?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            schizoids

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am cautiously optimistic for a few reasons:

    >Bethesda has wanted to make a Fallout movie for a long time now. Zenimax is financed by Jerry Bruckheimer who created CSI. Fallout 4 especially felt like a draft plot for a Fallout film, and Fo4 would have been much better as a movie. Fo3's plot was kinda shit but would work as a movie. F76 was a movie plot in a video game, which is why it was a shit game because all the player would do is read text for a really cool film.
    >Fallout is just videogame adaptation of A Boy And His Dog. While I don't expect Bethesda to make an art film, there's a clear blueprint for a good film on a budget.
    >If they attempt to make a serious film they'll probably succeed. Fallout at it's core is a horror movie, so long as there's gore and people dying it can work. Even if it's shlocky, that's ok.

    The only way this can go wrong is if they do Rick And Morty le random xddd reddit humor. Fallout can work as a dark comedy and it can work as slapstick but it can't work if it's just le epic laser minigun powerarmor against generic enemy for 90 minutes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fallout at it's core is a horror movie
      Fallout is a comedy anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. It’s a black comedy and anybody who thinks different didn’t play the first game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love how americans are so butt hurt that Fallout is ripped off mad max an Australian property they have to peddle this lie its a boy and his dog.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its a rip of several things. the fricking robots are right out of lost in space.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah ok but its mostly mad max. Did you knkw it borrows from an Australian book? Where the world ends due to nuclear war in the 1950s and some Australians travel to America to find the country dead but robots are still running things.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            uh, no, but im not surprised? it lifts stuff from a LOT of things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally a parody of Post-Apocalyptic stories.

        The fact nobody realized the game was a parody until 2 came out and it basically gilded the lily to the chagrin of NMA is why it's so quintessentially American.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fallout 1 was pretty serious in tone anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i love how americans are so butt hurt that Fallout is ripped off mad max
        Yet you're the only one making that comparison or complaining, curious.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nolan directing a film with Aiden Gillen casted

    a new era of baneposting

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this picture makes me want to play fallout 3 again

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >screencap this
    the main plot will be a grown man looking for or protecting a child

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They must be stopped.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's ratslayer

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suck. Suck never changes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that radroach snitching?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KEK this is supposed to be fallout? Looks like any given American shopping plaza.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Video game adaptation of series that hasn't been good in at least a decade
    Why do you morons even entertain the idea that these won't be shit? Were you expecting the Resident Evil show to not suck as well? Fricking dumbasses, I swear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting, Third world adoption and love of the simpsons has managed to make me believe anyone who posts anything even remotely associated with simpsons unironically is a third worlder, just like DBZ.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so after capeshit hollywood wants to build ip from games now?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bethesda
    >Amazon
    that is a recipe for suck

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how many blacks?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 'lore' is some of the most boring shit in fantasy. There's no way this won't suck just as much as the games.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TV show made in the current year
    >vidya related to boot
    >not suck
    Come on now

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4
    >people eating canned food 500 years into
    >people not knowing what farming is
    >people wearing rags or salvaged clothes
    >people being dirty and not showering ever
    >people doing moronic stuff like leaving near bombs because.... JUST BECAUSE OK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its explained the canned food and drinks survive because its sci-fi canned food

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they should have ran out in 1 year but ok. maybe except the vault storage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its irradiated

          pete hines explained?

          thy had massive reserves because of the war they were pumping them out like mad, and the games explain it at length

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not for hundreds of years. thats moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes for hundreds of years, also they had livestock and crops

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >yes for hundreds of years
                writter can write that, but it still is completely moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steve the mre guy has eaten stuff from the boer war not even irradiated

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i got one can thats semi ok, sure we will have loads of cans sittiing on shelves of supermarkets hundreds of years after the bomb.
                fricking fallout 3 is 200 hundred years after the war. do you realize how long is that?
                you are silly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                shut up you moronic homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they were already in the year 2350 or something, this was not modern canned goods, this was sci-fi canned goods that were irradiated with sci-fi radiation, how can you not get that through your dense skull

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its 200 years, the cans would be destroyed by the enviroment unless they are in a vault. doesnt matter if they are scifi cans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes it does, they have robots with brains in their skulls still going, plasma weapons, protective suits that turn you into an unkillable zombie, insane shit, of course they can make canned food that lasts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >making cans for fricking food out of same material as state of the art weapons and armor
                moron bait

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they went full spastic leading up to and during the war, did you never read a single pc entry? they were driving around in cars with nuclear engines ffs, yes of course they did

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kys

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                learn to accept when you are wrong kiddo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                learn to have sex

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                is your script broken?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                anon could we make a broom handle out of titanium today? yes. but guess what...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I guess we aren't that moronic, pre-war and during war people were, they really were fricking insane, mad scientists gone completely ape shit, its the whole fricking premise, also food that will last "forever" this is a Blamco promise. its not even reaching its very believable considering the setting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they were all insane and moronic makes for a shit story anon and is probably bethesda bullshit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its a pretty fun story imo, I like it, not the actual story of fo3, I like NV much more but again the over arcing plot is meh, the setting however, is fricking great annd sure you can point out so many influences and "stealing" from x or y, and thats what makes it so much fun, while still having its own story, OWB was goofy as frick and yet tragic and sad, so many little FO stories like this in all the games, never played fo4 onward, they looked like they sucked

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >its a pretty fun story imo
                i liked FO1 story. it is possible to do it without stupid nonsense like shopping malls standing with food on the shelves. I didnt play FO3 that much, but everything i have seen was horrible. The dude living in skyscraper who wanted to nuke town just becuase, the flash eating ghouls under there who will get you scolded if you kill them and of course the mutants.
                i also find the over reliance on 50s aesthetic cringy.
                You know what was silly and still fun? ceasars legion.
                But the bombers (or whatever were they called) were just silly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nah frick you the bombsquad was fricking hilarious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it was too silly. not sure why you like them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because they were so isolated and stupid, yet so well off comparatively, that story of their "brave" journey to find their bombs and protect themselves was fricking hilarious, they massacured their way though hundrends of thousands of miles to reign fire down on randoms, and its their big heroic myth of finding their homeland. I find it maybe the best of the various origins of the tribes because its so ludicrious, test fighter pilots who found bombers, it makes sense is horrific if you really think about it and yet wholesome, they have schools good food, decent homes, electricity, 100% protected fortress, I like the bombers, I like them a lot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they were in an age of massive scientific advancement, far eclipsing our previous decade, and it all went bad be ause they had household robots and flying cars and unlimited energy and all sorts of crazy shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >also they had livestock and crops
                WHO?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pretty much every settlement in the mojave

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >nv gay defending fo3
                sad and pathetic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why would I defend fo3? who the frick in their right mind ever would?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you defended canned for 1000 years food that fallout 3 invented

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it was in all the fallouts you idiot, fo2 had blamco cheesy mac

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                which was not eatable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                edible esl, edible, and their was packaged food that was edible in fo 1 and 2 I'm sure theirs a massive list on some wiki

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >their was packaged food that was edible in fo 1 and 2 I'm sure theirs a massive list on some wiki
                you mean the one I was looking at the whole time?
                https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_consumables
                https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_2_consumables
                show me your fricking crackers esl

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cookies, and just appreciate me expanding your vocabulary a little

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                confirmed moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                confirmed illiterate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thats not blamco cheesy mac you mentioned moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's on another wiki list, but if you eat it it ill just give you rads since the whole "survival" aspect didn't happen till NV, until then water food etc was just another health pack, but they still existed, since fo1

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moron, you probably mean this
                https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Cheezy_Poofs
                guess what? not eatable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >edible
                and you can find blamco cheesy mac among others, did you not read my post? keeping yourself fed is irrelevant in fo until the mode in NV, until then, why overload the game with health packs? like oh idk, fo3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                none of which are edible, and you give the cheezy poofs to a mole rat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because their is no nutritional requirement in fo 1-3, only in NV did they finally do the right thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                or maybe they were semifossilized and thats why you cant eat them and were the just as a joke

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                weird to keep them in the fridge

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying it makes sense in the setting idk if your the same anon I started arguing with but he was treating this shit as modern age stuff, it really isn't its twisted goofy sci-fi stuff

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >their is
                you meant there is, esl
                loser

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still hung up on not knowing the word edible
                >their/there gay
                ngmi homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                esl loser

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                accept your loss and move on kiddo you've learned a new word, this is a good day 4u

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                esl loser

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm aus and an editor m8, lol learn words kiddo, it will be beneficial promise

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                esl loser

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >theirs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                there*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its literally because the food is irradiated
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_irradiation

            Eating anything gives rads.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oof. i was reading that just because it seemed interesting, theres a section pointing out irradiated food isnt radioactive, the methods used simply cant hit it enough to make it radioactive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah well the method isnt atomic bombs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its because the bombs nuked the food killing all bacteria and sterilising, preserving it for hundreds of years.
                Not even unrealistic since non-irradiated food can last for over one hundred years

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's because in order to make food in sealed packaging radioactive by irradiating it, you'd have to blast it with so much radiation that a significant portion of the atoms inside it become radioactive isotypes due to absorbing neutrons. Absorbing neutrons will surely obliterate any chemical bonds due to the massive energy spike, and you'd turn it in to a pile of ashes a thousand times over before getting to the point that the matter making up the food was releasing radiation

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes I know, sci-fi radiation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i always thought it was sorta a jab at government cheese, when they had stockpiled like 250,000 metric tons of it in the 80s for whatever fricking reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the games explain it at length
            No they fricking don't.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes they do, learn to read

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                frick off

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I read what he said, that doesn't make it any less moronic. Absolutely nowhere does it state that the supermarkets were filled with enough food to last for hundreds of years. People thinking it being canned is a problem are moronic as well though if that's what you're getting at. I bet some of these people don't even know companies like Nabisco and Kellogg literally designed their foods to last on shelves forever, most processed brands in America were literally designed around surviving the cold war.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are still thinking this is real world, it is not, its fallout world a futuristic but terribly flawed world

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What does any of that have to do with what I just said? Take your own advice and learn to read.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we dont eat kibble around here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its irradiated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pete hines explained?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people cant survive without farms
      a marxist would think that

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm expecting the show to be a knock-off of The Walking Dead, with the same slow pacing, filler episodes, and sparing use of special effects scenes. The writers will try to justify their tedious soap opera by telling us that "the focus has to be on the human drama" because "in the Fallout universe, humans are the real monsters" and "you would be bored if we had super mutants and deathclaws all the time."

    This is what it will be like. You know it from experience.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >please dont seed please dont seed please dont seed

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will suck.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Goggins confirmed Protagonist or not? That'll be the decider
    >Sees a Ghoul for first time
    >"What kind of Black person homosexual is that?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goggins is a ghoul

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Goggins is a ghoul
        What a twist

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fallout 3 is tolkien
    fallout 1 and 2 is george martin

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a simple man. I see anything with Walton Goggins in it, I watch it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pickpockets a grenade into your inventory

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fallout 3 confirmed
    yikes

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the cars NOT based on the ones from the game
    Well there's one strike againt it

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There will be constant badass survivalist girlboss characters shaming inept cowardly men, or beating the shit out of creepy ones, and ghouls and the discrimination they face will be used as a metaphor for racism. Every Fallout game has a non-ghoul protagonist, it's not a coincidence they chose a ghoul protagonist for the series. Also, I highly doubt they will manage to portray Fallout's retro-futuristic aesthetic well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      goggins isn't the protagonist you idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Multiple articles call his character a "leading role" moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >articles
          lol, why do you believe trash by random idiots who got a job blogging online? goggins is the only recognizable name, of course he's being described as "main character"

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Regular reminder that the average gamer played Fallout 3 and 4 not 1,2 or NV. Nobody cares about your dumb niche Fallouts and most people don't even use mods. Get rekt 90s gamers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hah! Aren't you imbeciles hoping for a good and faithful series?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >good and faithful series
        Good is completely subjective, what you mean is "good in my mind" and the same for faithful. Obviously if you grew up or just love Fallout 1 and 2 you will dislikes tonal shifts ore lore changes but that's not the average joe.
        >You
        >Nooooooo FALLOUT 1 SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT GHOULST CANT DIE LIKE THAT REEEEEE!11..1...
        >Me
        >haha anti ghoul gun goes brrrrrt
        Who has more fun?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek what the hell, are you sperging like this irl too? Go back you Black person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          (you)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yiiiiiiiiikes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is a BOT, frick off

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this is a BOT, frick off

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              get your script checked you are pathetic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                get your script checked you are pathetic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                (you) stupid broken bot

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should film in Detroit to get that post apocalyptical vibe, and ghouls are already there.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask the Resident Evil, Death Note and Halo fans how it's going.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Note
      wait wat are they trying again? just stop for fricks sake

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    btw the dr who mod for NV is incredible, but the learning curve so so fricking steep, yes you get your own tardis and can go anywhere, but your tardis is a pain in the ass to learn to work right

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >post apocalyptic earth
    >the cars still have air in their tires.
    Watch them have gasoline and food everywhere too. There is no chance this isn't complete dog shit, you've been warned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gas
      this is fallout, its some crazy nitron gas cooked up by mad scientists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those cars run on nuclear batteries

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fallout

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look like the set's budget was $200? Is it a SyFy network show?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit Vegas BTFO!!!

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    According to reddit this doesn't look cheap as frick

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DID A FULL
    ONE
    EIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTTTTTYYYYYYY

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BIDEO GEAM MOOBIES!

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It just looks abandoned not like a nuke hit then 200 years passed

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie ghouls
    >orc super mutants
    Just end it

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised they even bothered to set up a real place like this instead of cgi. sad as it is that means a lot these days. It's HBO though so I'm sure we'll have some kind of ghoul troony sideplot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The story will be about an mtf ghoul but their dick falls off so they can't get bottom surgery from the non binary lesbian synth surgeon

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not producing several miniseries of individual vaults each subject to their own vault-tec experiment
    >tight stories, introduction to the universe, hints at larger conspiracy and the possibility of life in the wastes
    >not building hype for the ultimate FALLOUT series 1 premiere which brings it all together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me, that could actually work.
      This is how they should have done westworld too. Each season different park with its own MEANINGFULL mystery.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you want a story arc that shows us how evil white males brought us to ruin and how only the brave African goddess lesbian trans woman can save us?

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ella Purnell cast as lead

    I mean im fine with a woman as the lead, as long as they dont make her a complete Mary Sue that complains about "MUH RIGHTS' in the middle of a nuked out wasteland....

    Who am I kidding, of course thats gonna be the case. RIP Fallout TV show. Its over bros.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're not going to spend any real money on this, they blew their wad on lawd of the rangs
    >radscorpions obviously just footage of a regular scorpion blown up with actors superimposed
    >shot of one deathclaw arm swinging used over and over
    >ghouls wearing rubber masks that barely move
    >mirelurks just shown as shadows under the water
    >raiders all wearing the same football shoulder pads

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