Why do people keep shilling this? I’ve seen so many YouTubers I know talk about this and it seems inorganic. I’m sure it’s cute, but I don’t know where the hell this came from.
>Indie cinema exists to speak to people, not to make a buck
Most Indie filmmakers make indie films because they cannot make studio movies. When and if they get the chance, they will jump at it and throw their indie credibility straight into the garbage for a huge paycheck and fame.
I’m gonna torrent and watch this tonight, I’ll spend the 4 dollars it costs to rent it on Apple TV on some buncha crunch from the dollar store instead.
No, I’m 5’8 150lbs and typed this behind a Neptune suction in the OR as I’ve been standing here browsing Cinemaphile for the past 2 hours while a doctor performs surgery. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
I've watched the trailer, there's lots of shitty CGI and greenscreen, if it actually put in the effort to visually resemble slapstick films of old (meaning mostly practical effects and sets) I'd bother with it, but as it stands, I can't be arsed to even pirate it.
Too many people forget that time is money. Time spent watching slop is wasted. Just because you didn't spend money pirating a bad film doesn't mean you watched it for free, you threw away part of your own life.
this, I welcome AI slop. and never once will I ever prompt le sporkful quirky Fuzzy Beavers/Cocaine Bear type of shit.
Many anons here have such a good ear for classic sitcom and comedy routine patois there will be a lifetime of high quality content coming straight from this board alone to bother with that redditoid type of crap or anything HW attempts to burp or fart out.
if it has any of the following >gay characters >white men bad angle >christianity is mocked >socialism is le good >interracial couples >and LGTBQ+ bullshit
im torrenting AND seeding
you will never be a woman sonny
your skin is rough and coarse, you have no hips, wide shoulders, 5 o clock shadow, huge hands and feet
we can all tell just by seeing you
and thats not even going into the BO differences
>Guerrilla marketing huh, nice try
No, I just hate Black folk, israelites and gays from hollywood.
I always download the latest titles and seed 10x, but never watch it.
Since you are a brain dead zoomer, you can scan the URL's here.
https://www.urlvoid.com/
They are all safe and well regarded in pirate circles.
But I bet you can't even install an adblocker, you homosexual zoomer, so have a nice day.
Didn’t even know about this, now I’m going to pirate it and upload it to my media server so all my friends and family will never have to pay to watch it.
Cinemaphile is just so accustomed to movies having these themes
if it has any of the following >gay characters >white men bad angle >christianity is mocked >socialism is le good >interracial couples >and LGTBQ+ bullshit
im torrenting AND seeding
that every modern movie is assumed to be woke now. It's like a dog who has been abused all his life reacting badly to someone wanting to pet him, don't blame the poor bastard blame the abuser that made him this way.
>It's like a dog who has been abused all his life reacting badly to someone wanting to pet him, don't blame the poor bastard blame the abuser that made him this way.
Cringe personified
>This is admittedly one of the coolest uses of CGI I have seen in awhile.
Using CG to create large amounts of people is like literally one of the most basic and common uses of it for decades
OK that's it this is actually unironically a fricking shill post, frick this thread
This is admittedly one of the coolest uses of CGI I have seen in awhile. The movie feels like an indie videogame and I think thats a good thing.
Is it really CGI? Isnt it just computer compositing using a green screen? Isnt CGI usually used to refer to fully computer generated imaging using CG models?
This is just Nostalgia Critic green screen fx on steroids.
Holy smokes has anyone here watched it yet so I can get an honest opinion if it is worth a watch? Maybe it is silly enough to entertain the kids, as it appears there is no dialogue.
It's alright, but it has the reddit problem of "jokes" going on too long. also it's sort of like that one videogame "dont starve"
kids under 10 will probably like it though
>PLEASE don’t torrent Hundreds Of Beavers
Don't worry, I won't.
>PLEASE don’t torrent Hundreds Of Beavers
Ok
I saw this on a direct download site I check for new released. No clue whatvit was. Saw the trailer on IMDB and still don't get it. Didn't bother witht he download. Looks like a Youtube skit from 2015.
It's literally to comedy what Fury Road is to action
I was absolutely in tears howling when I watched it. Funniest comedy film I've ever seen. It's probably the new Kung Pow once you stop claiming it's "Reddit"
8 minutes in and the movie has done nothing but sucked so far.
I have no idea how they're going to stretch it to 2 fricking hours, but I am SO happy I don't have buyers remorse.
Why so many anons in this thread act like this is some sort of artsy liberal propaganda film? It’s just a fricking slapstick movie about beavers, Jesus Christ.
>Why so many anons in this thread act like this is some sort of artsy liberal propaganda film? It’s just a fricking slapstick movie about beavers, Jesus Christ.
Maybe i'm just a b***h or something, but I actually like to support films like this. they're usually pretty cheap anyway. It's not like pirating Madame Webb or something
Ok just finished the entire movie.
Here's my honest review.
I didn't laugh, the entire movie was DOOD REMEMBER THAT LOONEY TOONS?
DOOD REMEMBER THAT MARIO KART?
DOOD REMEMBER THAT VIDEO GAME?
The ending sucked, the jokes sucked.
I want my fricking money back and I pirate it.
I want my time back.
This was so bad, if you told me it was a psyops to discredit indie film making I would believe you.
This movie makes those shitty knock off movies at the rental store that were "trying to cash in on bigger named movies that were current" look good.
This made the new fallout tv show look like a 10/10.
This made me download diablo immortal on my phone.
This made me hate french people even more than I already did and I dont even think any of them were involved in the creation whatsoever.
Why do people keep shilling this? I’ve seen so many YouTubers I know talk about this and it seems inorganic. I’m sure it’s cute, but I don’t know where the hell this came from.
https://i.imgur.com/a0N0VQN.jpg
PLEASE don’t torrent Hundreds Of Beavers
This reminds me of that one time Cinemaphile was sharing that weird South Park ripoff show on YouTube that felt MQUltra as frick and then it just fricking disappeared and so did all discussion after it had like 3 episodes. It was called Family-something. Does anyone remember that?
This is getting shilled because of YMS. Dogfricker saw it at TIFF or something and thought it's the funniest thing ever and started recommending it to everyone, and then every other film YouTuber watched it and also thought le epic live action slapstick is the funniest shit ever, and now it's getting popular.
Why do people keep shilling this? I’ve seen so many YouTubers I know talk about this and it seems inorganic. I’m sure it’s cute, but I don’t know where the hell this came from.
It LOOKS like a long Youtube sketch.
I ain't paying for no beaver movie
u sure
unless its a lesbian orgy or a beaver horror movie i dont care
It is those things
"Lesbians" or lesbians?
supposedly it is a beaver horror movie
It’s boring as frick. The jokes are funny for about 10 minutes then it gets old.
You will lose braincells simply by watching the trailer.
Buccee’s movie?
>we couldnt make it in the indie festival circuit and get a distributor, pls gibs
Indie cinema exists to speak to people, not to make a buck. If what you have to say and show to people is interesting, people will come.
I remember when Ink came out the director was embracing the piracy because it was giving his film exposure. How the tides have turned.
>Indie cinema exists to speak to people, not to make a buck
Most Indie filmmakers make indie films because they cannot make studio movies. When and if they get the chance, they will jump at it and throw their indie credibility straight into the garbage for a huge paycheck and fame.
that's nice anon
I’m gonna torrent and watch this tonight, I’ll spend the 4 dollars it costs to rent it on Apple TV on some buncha crunch from the dollar store instead.
fat, filthy hands riddled with diabetic ulcers typed this from a dilapidated trailer
No, I’m 5’8 150lbs and typed this behind a Neptune suction in the OR as I’ve been standing here browsing Cinemaphile for the past 2 hours while a doctor performs surgery. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
Are you getting your neovegana installed?
>if you really want indie film to exist
YARR!
I've watched the trailer, there's lots of shitty CGI and greenscreen, if it actually put in the effort to visually resemble slapstick films of old (meaning mostly practical effects and sets) I'd bother with it, but as it stands, I can't be arsed to even pirate it.
Too many people forget that time is money. Time spent watching slop is wasted. Just because you didn't spend money pirating a bad film doesn't mean you watched it for free, you threw away part of your own life.
>he said while posting on Cinemaphile
But do I get to download a DRM-free .mkv copy of the movie if I buy it on those platforms?
>If you want indie film to exist
I don't
this, I welcome AI slop. and never once will I ever prompt le sporkful quirky Fuzzy Beavers/Cocaine Bear type of shit.
Many anons here have such a good ear for classic sitcom and comedy routine patois there will be a lifetime of high quality content coming straight from this board alone to bother with that redditoid type of crap or anything HW attempts to burp or fart out.
im gonna pirate it and not watch it lol
I'm gonna not watch it and then tell everyone on Cinemaphile that it was trash.
Anta baa..*smash*
>Rasheed
>BEGGING
>....
>RAcisM!
>Profit
if it has any of the following
>gay characters
>white men bad angle
>christianity is mocked
>socialism is le good
>interracial couples
>and LGTBQ+ bullshit
im torrenting AND seeding
>socialism is... I don't know but it's scary!
Just moonroof your dome already, thanks babe.
you will never be a woman sonny
your skin is rough and coarse, you have no hips, wide shoulders, 5 o clock shadow, huge hands and feet
we can all tell just by seeing you
and thats not even going into the BO differences
Seriously, fellas: cut deep for me.
>socialism is degenerate homosexualry and racism against whites
Thanks for confirming.
You will never be a woman.
Socialists and communists are not human and should be raped on sight.
Are you a shareholder of UnitedHealthcare or do they just give you good tips when you suck them off? LMAO stupid b***h.
i dont see any obviously israeli names in the producer credits. i cant tell if the movie is worth watching from the trailer tho. it looks interesting.
there were like 3 webms posted in a different thread that covered every single gripe you have in your list.
torrenting.
It's really amusing how Cinemaphile just became SJWs with micro triggers and all.
gib magnet, i'll seed it too
>Hundreds of Beavers
Is this a porno?
>boohoo we did some greedy bullshit deal with Amazon and apple and now we make no money, please cover for us
no
actually looks interesting and will probably be amazing with some kb
>You wouldn't download a beaver
TORRENT
Hundreds-of-Beavers-2024-1080p-AMZN-WEBRip-DDP2-0-x265-10bit-GalaxyRG265
Hundreds-of-Beavers-2024-1080p-AMZN-WEBRip-1400MB-DD5-1-x264-GalaxyRG
STREAMING
movie/hundreds-of-beavers-o441j/1-1
info/movie/1019939
movie/1019939
movie/183313-watch-hundreds-of-beavers-2022-online
Guerrilla marketing huh, nice try
>Guerrilla marketing huh, nice try
No, I just hate Black folk, israelites and gays from hollywood.
I always download the latest titles and seed 10x, but never watch it.
Since you are a brain dead zoomer, you can scan the URL's here.
https://www.urlvoid.com/
They are all safe and well regarded in pirate circles.
But I bet you can't even install an adblocker, you homosexual zoomer, so have a nice day.
Keyed
u r like me ty 4 bein v cool anon
just finished watching it
if you like sergei eisenstein and peter greenaway then you're gonna love it
We're OUT, don't you get it? WE TAPPED OUT.
>Come back into the culture prison
NO.
I don't want to watch it even for free
I'm not even sure someone would want to waster server / personal space for this to be honest.
> Check "public" streaming service
> no beavers
> sadpanda.bmp
I like the idea of this film and it might be decent but the green screen special effects look like a 90s FMV game
I'm going to pirate it, but not watch it and delete it immediately
Gonna pirate it twice. Maybe even three times.
people dont know how to use computers anymore.
let alone pirate things.
those israelites should be quiet.
I will torrent this movie then immediately delete it without watching it.
I'll wait for the porno parody
I can not condone the anti-beaverist sentiment in this film
Didn’t even know about this, now I’m going to pirate it and upload it to my media server so all my friends and family will never have to pay to watch it.
And we will answer --"No".
Is this a furry porn movie?
>just give me the "I'm a serial sexual assaulter and I don't care who knows it"
sleazecore is a kino aesthetic, but I still won't pay for this astroturfed shitty "film".
have a nice day. copypasting isn't innovative
No. We have Mr Beast at home.
Ofcourse they look like reddit vomit
>pirate Hundred of beavers
>Seed it on public trackers
> Don't even watch it
>0% on rotten tomatoes
but it is a good film and I do want more like it to exist
>trans video
I'm pirating out of spite, won't even watch it
I don’t watch Woke propaganda
I thought about it yesterday but it looks weird and kinda gay so I didn't bother.
Pirating multiple copies as we speak
God fricking dammit, how even most apolitical dumb movie, with 3 stooges type of comedy is called woke now, what the frick are you talking about???
Cinemaphile is just so accustomed to movies having these themes
that every modern movie is assumed to be woke now. It's like a dog who has been abused all his life reacting badly to someone wanting to pet him, don't blame the poor bastard blame the abuser that made him this way.
>It's like a dog who has been abused all his life reacting badly to someone wanting to pet him, don't blame the poor bastard blame the abuser that made him this way.
Cringe personified
But enough about you.
I'm pirating, deleting it and pirating again to make them lose even more money
Why though? Genuinely
I hate beavers. They make us eat their anal glands
I didn't torrent it, I used a megalink. I wouldn't even care about this film if not for this thread.
>Like for real
This is admittedly one of the coolest uses of CGI I have seen in awhile. The movie feels like an indie videogame and I think thats a good thing.
>This is admittedly one of the coolest uses of CGI I have seen in awhile.
Using CG to create large amounts of people is like literally one of the most basic and common uses of it for decades
OK that's it this is actually unironically a fricking shill post, frick this thread
Is it really CGI? Isnt it just computer compositing using a green screen? Isnt CGI usually used to refer to fully computer generated imaging using CG models?
This is just Nostalgia Critic green screen fx on steroids.
Movies made after the turn of the century aren't worth paying for and are directly funding horrible people.
never even heard of it but now i will pirate it just to spite you
Pirate boost your sales THOUGH
biggest load of internetbro bullshit right up there with 'yuzu was legal'
>seriously, like for real please
Quality shill campaign, but that writing is making me do a hard pass on even torrenting this shit.
>PLEASE don’t torrent Hundreds Of Beavers
Ok
can't win with you psychopath buttholes
>hollywood is bad and woke, down with hollywood
>lol frick indie movies and indie filmmakers! hollywood only!
you all deserve the very israelites you got
>moron realizes he's not the only moron on this site
moron
we hate all of you
we thought you understood that.
your shitty little false dichotomy only reinforces this.
enjoy being forgotten in two seconds.
I watched the trailer and it seems interesting. I will pirate it though.
I didn't watch buck breaking and I won't watch this fetish video either
Hold up, the sneed buck breaking is not a meme? It's an actual movie? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FRICK
>PLEASE don’t torrent Hundreds Of Beavers
Don't worry, I won't.
She's cute, but unironically calls herself a witch, is a pole dancer and shills vibrators.
So she likes it in the butt. Cool.
That's every woman
They're putting Meg Vicious in movies now?
ah, it's a reddit movie
Gonna watch the certified-kino Zombeavers instead
what exactly am i supposed to do instead?
Will seed a copy containing an hour and a half of slaughterhouse footage after the credits just to make furgays rage
it's a doggy dog world
who, so this is the power of indie filmmaking
hahahahahaha
So funny I forgot to cum.
I seriously cringe watching millenials trying to be funny. Le reddit joke le funny meme le 9gag wit. Look internetz, look how funny and witty I am
i like the art direction
does not look remotely funny
Holy smokes has anyone here watched it yet so I can get an honest opinion if it is worth a watch? Maybe it is silly enough to entertain the kids, as it appears there is no dialogue.
It's alright, but it has the reddit problem of "jokes" going on too long. also it's sort of like that one videogame "dont starve"
kids under 10 will probably like it though
i like it a lot
i havent actually enjoyed a comedy this much in fricking ages
>torrent
there is NO WAY in hell I'm ever gonna go through the rigamarole of performing the ten clicks necessary to get that happening.
I saw this on a direct download site I check for new released. No clue whatvit was. Saw the trailer on IMDB and still don't get it. Didn't bother witht he download. Looks like a Youtube skit from 2015.
let me guess, its horrorslop? frick off, gonna pirate it 1000 times in a row so it loses money
>horror
not at all
looks like some shit you'd skip in a youtube video where the uploader tries to be "artsy"
i wouldn't even pirate this
Nice beaver
You couldn’t have found a gif? I stopped posting pics when they started the “no posting in incognito mode” bullshit.
Yeah I’m a phone gay.
Yeah I’m an iPhone gay.
Fight me.
>fighting an igay
No thanks! I don't want the AIDS
More like Hundreds of Seeders.
>YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A BEAVER
he's right. you need to support independent artists.
So many homosexuals in this thread
It's not a budget horror movie, it's not woke
It's literally to comedy what Fury Road is to action
I was absolutely in tears howling when I watched it. Funniest comedy film I've ever seen. It's probably the new Kung Pow once you stop claiming it's "Reddit"
Also I torrented it.
Amazing film, Chaplin meets Naked Gun 😀 Funniest shit ever
https://flixrave.to/watch/movie-hundreds-of-beavers-free-hd-o441j/1-1
8 minutes in and the movie has done nothing but sucked so far.
I have no idea how they're going to stretch it to 2 fricking hours, but I am SO happy I don't have buyers remorse.
Then make a physical media release. You will earn nothing and be happy.
Oh its torrentable? said no one because they don't know about your poorly written, dumb movie
his is one of those dont do this psychology tricks to get people to watch this trash huh?
Pirating now.
Hundreds.of.Beavers.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.1400MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG
>Hundreds.of.Beavers.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.1400MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG
Hundreds.of.Beavers.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.1400MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG
>Hundreds.of.Beavers.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.1400MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG
Hundreds.of.Beavers.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.1400MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG
>Hundreds.of.Beavers.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.1400MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG
Hundreds.of.Beavers.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.1400MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG
>Hundreds.of.Beavers.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.1400MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG
>seriously, like for real
What kind of man talks like that and uses an acronym then types out the full form anyway? Fricking moron.
Zombeavers is better
Why so many anons in this thread act like this is some sort of artsy liberal propaganda film? It’s just a fricking slapstick movie about beavers, Jesus Christ.
>Why so many anons in this thread act like this is some sort of artsy liberal propaganda film? It’s just a fricking slapstick movie about beavers, Jesus Christ.
Frick good point nvm
kek
Maybe i'm just a b***h or something, but I actually like to support films like this. they're usually pretty cheap anyway. It's not like pirating Madame Webb or something
Same reasoning here
>Best Looney Tunes gags done in ages and it's done in live action.
Ok just finished the entire movie.
Here's my honest review.
I didn't laugh, the entire movie was DOOD REMEMBER THAT LOONEY TOONS?
DOOD REMEMBER THAT MARIO KART?
DOOD REMEMBER THAT VIDEO GAME?
The ending sucked, the jokes sucked.
I want my fricking money back and I pirate it.
I want my time back.
This was so bad, if you told me it was a psyops to discredit indie film making I would believe you.
This movie makes those shitty knock off movies at the rental store that were "trying to cash in on bigger named movies that were current" look good.
This made the new fallout tv show look like a 10/10.
This made me download diablo immortal on my phone.
This made me hate french people even more than I already did and I dont even think any of them were involved in the creation whatsoever.
Thanks for the honest review. Not going to watch it now, had a feeling it would be like this.
>PLEASE don’t torrent Hundreds Of Beavers
I won't pay to see it, but don't worry, I won't pirate it either.
This reminds me of that one time Cinemaphile was sharing that weird South Park ripoff show on YouTube that felt MQUltra as frick and then it just fricking disappeared and so did all discussion after it had like 3 episodes. It was called Family-something. Does anyone remember that?
The Non-Family
yeah i don't know what the frick was with that
The weird part is that I still think about it now and then and wish they had made more lmfao. I guess they got me anon
I think it was an ESL (Russian?) who thought he could make his own South Park. But y'know cartoons are hard to make.
And then some moron found it on youtube and bought ads here shilling it, trying to make it an epic maymay.
I like beavers.
WHAT DO I WATCH AS A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT DO I WATCH AS A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT DO I WATCH AS A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
REDDIT BEAVER MOVIE!
This is getting shilled because of YMS. Dogfricker saw it at TIFF or something and thought it's the funniest thing ever and started recommending it to everyone, and then every other film YouTuber watched it and also thought le epic live action slapstick is the funniest shit ever, and now it's getting popular.