>Please sir, can I have some more?
How would you respond?
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>Please sir, can I have some more?
>Please sir, can I have some more?
How would you respond?
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>...without sounding mad?
why would you be mad at a little boy?
Because of his impudence.
This is the best musical of all time and in my top 10 greatest movies of all time
wow haven't seen this in like a decade and a half. i thought it was boring boomer shit even back then.
nba jam dunk some porridge in his bowl so hard his head explodes
Well if I give you more then I'll have to give everyone more and there isn't enough goyslop to go around
>sod off ya greedy c**t
>*musical number calling you a homosexual*
your response?
Why is Oliver Twist a famous book? Its boring as shit
Funny because I just looked up an excerpt and thought "hey, this is amusing, I like his writing style". I hated A Tale of Two Cities when I read it in school but Oliver Twist seems much more fun.
Dickens has skills
I don't even know what Oliver Twist is about, I just see this part quoted all the time
it's sort of proto-capeshit, he's like a rubber boy that can turn his body in weird and surprisingly useful ways
kinda like Flat Stanley if you ever read that book
...so One Piece?
why is this so moronic looking
it's anime
>What are ya, gay?
>Alternate:
Please Sir, can I have some more?
>Current:
Please Sir, I want some more
I like you Op we good
>ctrl+f
>"rape"
>0 results
wow, maybe Cinemaphile has matured after all
Gem
it's a school night
In the first 20 replies???
MORE?!
>mfw this was one of the saddest and cruelest things I had ever seen in my life when I was 4 years old and saw this movie
It was truly a harrowing experience. I can remember the terror I felt seeing that guy shriek at Oliver.
Watching movies as a little kid was a fricking trip.
>You want more?
>More you say?
>Listen here children! Oliver Twist wants more porridge.
>He doesn't believe in equal shares.
>He wants to take food out of your hungry mouths to feed his own greedy gob.
>What a little piggy he is.
>So be it, greedy piggy. You can have your fill Oliver at the expense of your fellow orphans.
*I precede to fill his bowl with porridge until it forms a hill and is overflowing onto the floor.*
>as Oliver tries to shuffle back to his seat in embarrassment I grab him by the scruff and begin the merciless beat him with my wooden spoon in front of all the orphans
>TEN POINTS TO GRIFFYNDOR! I scream to the shock and confusion of the onlookers
>slowly the brown porridge begins to turn red
>"I GUESS HE, GOT HIS FILL"
>puts on shades, dabs
>Sure you can have some more. OF MY DI-
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that was kind of you to share, anon
>SHARE OF MY BIG FAT CO-