I honestly don't get why they tried to make him a tragic character after he die, I mean he's a rapist that spurned everybody who tried to help him and then got raped in the end.
>Schillinger - little tap ta-ta tap drum >Morales - WOOP WOOP siren >Said - civil rights trumpet >Omar - industrial DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Is there a comprehensive list of the musical motifs each character had? I wonder how many I never noticed. The Morales one in particular always cracked me up
The hive mind is real. I never watched this fricking show until last the other night and now Cinemaphile has multiple threads about it since I started. What the frick is going on with this borg bullshit?
It is interesting, I guess maybe something in the current culture has increased its relevancy in some algorithm so it shows up in peoples recomends or people are reminded of it subconsciously
Oz threads happen in waves which causes more rewatches and discussion. I remember 2-3 years ago we had them even more often. Obviously the show is a poltards wet dream
People will say it’s just because you’re paying attention now but there was a period of five years where every time I got into an old cult classic album it would be reissued within months. I thought I was discovering these albums organically but I now suspect that the record companies shill their old backcatalogs to see what catches on so they can cash in on a reissue.
It is interesting, I guess maybe something in the current culture has increased its relevancy in some algorithm so it shows up in peoples recomends or people are reminded of it subconsciously
>pride month >gay threads
stay new and enjoy summer
Idk maybe it's his face, he always has these puppy eyes that makes him look like he's about to cry, like man up b***h you're in OZ. Also his kid was butchered by Shillinger and he didn't do shit about It.I don't get why he's supposed to be the main character of the show when there's other more interesting guys like Miguel or Ryan
Yeah two seasons after he murdered his kid, he was even convinced by sister Marie to make peace with shillinger AFTER he cut his son's hand off, he was a b***h
Fair, but I always assumed that was because he figured if he did something again only more horrible things would happen to his loved ones.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah two seasons after he murdered his kid, he was even convinced by sister Marie to make peace with shillinger AFTER he cut his son's hand off, he was a b***h
he didn't want to kill schillinger, keller set him up
11 months ago
Anonymous
Oh right I forgot
11 months ago
Anonymous
Ah Chris, Beechers biggest savior and the root of most of his problems in the later half of the series
>and he didn't do shit about It.
he set up a successful assassination for skallingers junky son moron. This was after he helped his first son get over his addiction problems and learn how to behave like a normal human monkey
Yeah And then he went to Chucky and asked him to call things off like a b***h. You're never gonna make b***her look like a stand up guy, that dude was soft
I liked him after his transformation and I hated him when he just became a massive homosexual when he got into an actual gay relationship and regretted his revenge against shillBlack person.
pls stop making Oz threads with the same post content. If anyone who replies to the thread has to step away and wants to check the archive to see if anyone added their thoughts it makes it difficult to pick out the correct thread.
I'm sure you didn't mean to do this anon, just letting you know in a friendly manner
Great actor, he was supposed to be a minor character but the creators of the show liked him so much that they made him a full time cast member.
interesting thing is that he was a pretty shit fighter. unless he had overwhelming support attacking someone he usually ended up stabbed etc. Skellinger kept him around purely because of his intense hatred for the nerd that could fight back and because mr half dick tried to stick his (then full) dick into him on first encounter
Yeah, I always find it very curious. He was arguably the main focus in the first 2-3 episodes( i can't remember how many exactly) then he just abruptly dies. Was this always planned or something that changed mid-production?
A dude with a pussy would def be a sought after prag, but he would have a lot more money than the average Em City inmate, so who knows maybe he would start a LGBT gang.
He drove drunk like an idiot. He went to trial instead of accepting a plea bargain to spend a few years in a low security prison with scammers, junkies, petty drug dealers, and delinquent teenagers. Dude was a fricking LAWYER and made that dumb choice.
He acted like a suburban poindexter fricking homosexual (lol) when he first got to prison. Didn’t sit with the peckerwoods OR the unaffiliated whites. Smiled at people like a goofy frightened b***h. Accepted blatant disrespect.
No wonder he got tortured and raped. Prison is no place for women.
His choices in prison led to him getting raped and tortured.
>homosexual (lol)
You laughed because you wrote this?
Yes lol
This, I also saw Shot Caller once and thus am an expert on prison life.
Dafuq is this?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>His choices in prison led to him getting raped and tortured.
moronic
11 months ago
Anonymous
Fight or get raped. Why wouldn’t you choose fight? Swinging on Adebisi when he was rifling through his shit probably wouldn’t work. But he’d win some measure of respect for not letting it happen. Punching Vern when he offered him “protection” like a gay would have won him respect.
He backed down. And showed everyone he was a weakling.
11 months ago
Anonymous
he only got fear and respect when he bit off a guy's knob
should've started with that 2bh
11 months ago
Anonymous
Have you been to prison?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Did you actually watch the show? Hmm what happened to all the people who fought adebisi and Shil-N-ger let's see they ended up dead or raped. The only way your plan works is if you are O'Reily
11 months ago
Anonymous
irish are more crafty than israelites,i swear.
11 months ago
Anonymous
i started rewatching this again >first season >aids homosexual - killed by dino >dino - arranged to be killed by o'reily >johnny post - killed by the wops after o'reily ratted him out >random mexican - killed by keane after o'reily conspires up a gladiator ring >joey d'angelo - assaulted by blacks after o'reily blamed him for keane >keane - executed for o'reily's meddling above >nino - fed glass by o'reily >one of the leaders in the riot
his hands were in nearly every death in the first season and half of the bad shit in general
simply transferring him out of oz would've dropped their deaths and scandals 90%
11 months ago
Anonymous
He really was a mayhem
11 months ago
Anonymous
Laughing at your own joke is pretty lame anon
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Yes lol
yeah that is homosexuals behavior alright
does glynn know what an affirmation is? the amount of time he mentioned a potential riot in the first season, it was only a matter of time until he summoned one forth
[...] >shuts down for like a week then back to normal
>Cmon Leo, me and you both know these sick bastards will get their board back one way or another >b-but... >NO BUTTS AND NO IFS LEO, YOU CLOSING ANOTHER BOARD IS BAD PRESS! >Sigh... Fine Devlin, be it your way >Reopen Cinemaphile Leo, now, I got a conference to catch! See you next week.
1. Chris Keller
2. Simon Adebisi
3. Vern Schillinger
4. Ryan O'Reily
5. Kareem Said
6. Miguel Alvarez
7. Bob Rebadow
8. Tobias Beecher
9. Sister Pete
10. Nikolai Stanislofsky
Stupid b***h, should've learned his place
Amen
That guy has to be the dumbest character ever to step into Oz
I honestly don't get why they tried to make him a tragic character after he die, I mean he's a rapist that spurned everybody who tried to help him and then got raped in the end.
Cuz poor rich boy got his ass raped gotta feel bad for rich boys 🙁
Oz shows sympathy for pretty much every character, even Vern
>raping sounds
/pol/ack's first day on Cinemaphile
Its what they deserve
>leftists jerking off to their fake and gay fantasies
>Schillinger - little tap ta-ta tap drum
>Morales - WOOP WOOP siren
>Said - civil rights trumpet
>Omar - industrial DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Is there a comprehensive list of the musical motifs each character had? I wonder how many I never noticed. The Morales one in particular always cracked me up
The hive mind is real. I never watched this fricking show until last the other night and now Cinemaphile has multiple threads about it since I started. What the frick is going on with this borg bullshit?
>last the other night
what the frick?
I had a stroke writing that out
you're just now noticing it homie happens to us all OZ threads have always been around you just didn't understand the references for the OP
It is interesting, I guess maybe something in the current culture has increased its relevancy in some algorithm so it shows up in peoples recomends or people are reminded of it subconsciously
Oz threads happen in waves which causes more rewatches and discussion. I remember 2-3 years ago we had them even more often. Obviously the show is a poltards wet dream
>Obviously the show is a poltards wet dream
How so? The Nazis are some of the worst and get the worst treatment by the end
Misc is Ryan O' Reilly
Cause he's Irish and loved a Afro-Latina?
they gay sex. they really love the gay sex
they are huge closeted homos quietly conspiring with the nogs to trick new anons also into homoism. they are as /misc/ as it can get
It reinforces nearly every stereotype in the book
somebody has been spamming Oz threads for the last couple of weeks, like 3 or 4 a day, same with 2 and a half men
>never notice threads you don't care about
>suddenly notice threads after watching something
>WTF GUYS GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
that's life in Em City
It's literally just one anon spamming threads daily
People will say it’s just because you’re paying attention now but there was a period of five years where every time I got into an old cult classic album it would be reissued within months. I thought I was discovering these albums organically but I now suspect that the record companies shill their old backcatalogs to see what catches on so they can cash in on a reissue.
Thing is what money is there in shilling Oz? There is no reboot or anything in the works, its not like its GoT.
homosexual agenda push. I havent seen gayer anti white show ever.
Are you that b***h from yesterday?
>pride month
>gay threads
stay new and enjoy summer
>guy is spamming threads
good lord. how new are you really?
Please stop making this thread.
Also,you are a gay.
Anon if you don't like something don't bump it
>Also,you are a gay.
Wont stop us
Ok. You did it, poster. I'm going to watch this show again because of you constant posting of these threads.
I was just thinking the same thing.
Typical Vern
I hated this homie so much
Why?
Idk maybe it's his face, he always has these puppy eyes that makes him look like he's about to cry, like man up b***h you're in OZ. Also his kid was butchered by Shillinger and he didn't do shit about It.I don't get why he's supposed to be the main character of the show when there's other more interesting guys like Miguel or Ryan
He did kill Shillinger in the end
Yeah two seasons after he murdered his kid, he was even convinced by sister Marie to make peace with shillinger AFTER he cut his son's hand off, he was a b***h
Fair, but I always assumed that was because he figured if he did something again only more horrible things would happen to his loved ones.
he didn't want to kill schillinger, keller set him up
Oh right I forgot
Ah Chris, Beechers biggest savior and the root of most of his problems in the later half of the series
that death was even lamer than Said's
Yeah quite anticlimactic
Fair
>and he didn't do shit about It.
he set up a successful assassination for skallingers junky son moron. This was after he helped his first son get over his addiction problems and learn how to behave like a normal human monkey
Yeah And then he went to Chucky and asked him to call things off like a b***h. You're never gonna make b***her look like a stand up guy, that dude was soft
Unbased
I miss this homie like you wouldn't believe
Same
He ran over a little girl with his car while drunk
She was asking for it
I liked him after his transformation and I hated him when he just became a massive homosexual when he got into an actual gay relationship and regretted his revenge against shillBlack person.
The romance with Keller was pretty great, it was genuinly super toxic while both still cared for each other on some level
Cringe Beachers arc is utter kino
pls stop making Oz threads with the same post content. If anyone who replies to the thread has to step away and wants to check the archive to see if anyone added their thoughts it makes it difficult to pick out the correct thread.
I'm sure you didn't mean to do this anon, just letting you know in a friendly manner
You have a point, thread titles with distinct topics are always helpful
PLEASE SIR, MAY I POST OZ THREADS!?
Noted.
>you will never be caught in a love triangle between Keller and Schillinger
jdimsa
You have a type huh?
Omar's actor was great, not sure why he didn't show up in more stuff or at least another HBO show
Yeah I agree, wonder where he went
>here's that badass Aryan brother I was telling you about
Jobson
Great actor, he was supposed to be a minor character but the creators of the show liked him so much that they made him a full time cast member.
Yeah I assumed his penis-bite adventure was going to be a one off thing
interesting thing is that he was a pretty shit fighter. unless he had overwhelming support attacking someone he usually ended up stabbed etc. Skellinger kept him around purely because of his intense hatred for the nerd that could fight back and because mr half dick tried to stick his (then full) dick into him on first encounter
>Skellinger
Schillinger, butthole.
>YO, YOU SALLINJER?
He was beating the shit out of the gay guy in the boxing tournament until the drugs kicked in, and the gay guy did well against Khan
*door locks*
[trumpet noise]
*pants unzip*
[TROMBOOOOOOONE]
>Do you know the sissy anon from /lgbt/?
>sort of
>intimately?
>....
>we sing in a choir together
I thought Dino was gonna be the main hero and Beecher would just be the audience surrogate
Oz was revolutionary in all sorts of ways, including the main character dying bait and switch.
so true
beating up the gay sells you on him as a sympathetic protagonist
Yes. Also the part with his wife and where he kills the AIDs Hispanic, he wouldve been a kino character
Yeah, I always find it very curious. He was arguably the main focus in the first 2-3 episodes( i can't remember how many exactly) then he just abruptly dies. Was this always planned or something that changed mid-production?
It was a bait and switch. His ghost shows up in the last season.
>Was this always planned or something that changed mid-production?
He was killed off in the very first episode, obviously it was planned
How would Elliot Page do in Oz? Would he become somebody's prag or turn into a gang leader?
A dude with a pussy would def be a sought after prag, but he would have a lot more money than the average Em City inmate, so who knows maybe he would start a LGBT gang.
mcmanus changes the rules to allow 4 of each group and one is the 46%ers
Will be interesting
There already was an LGBT gang, McManus unironically describes them as "the gays" lol
i love how mcmanus always gets defensive when his shit isn't taken seriously
why even acknowledge adebisi at the end?
Yeah but there weren't any trannies
you serious. There were plenty cross dressers in there
Cross-dressing isn't the same as identifying as trans, most cross-dressers don't think of themselves as women
Who?
What a homosexual
*Wish we could turn back time*
she would get sent to the womans prison so no Oz for her. She will never be a man
She's more of a man than any anon is honestly
Those red and blue drinks they were drinking during breakfast and lunch always looked so yummy.
Bro those are the bottom rack welfare kookaids
he's not wrong
>Hey anon, wanna be cellmates?
Yes
I been thinking about that homie Kenny no cap
That boy beat his own box
All jokes and memes aside, was Adebisi natty?
Yes, African warlord genes
Yuck, yeah
I have no doubt he was
Someone give me the QRD on what's going on here.
Beecher is the sex slave of a Nazi, the Nazi is humiliating him by making him ask for permission to make love to his wife during a conjugal visit
That's fricked.
Its a very bleak show
The nazi has his kid killed and arm mailed in.
he needs to learn somehow
Beecher deserved everything that happened to him.
He drove drunk like an idiot. He went to trial instead of accepting a plea bargain to spend a few years in a low security prison with scammers, junkies, petty drug dealers, and delinquent teenagers. Dude was a fricking LAWYER and made that dumb choice.
He acted like a suburban poindexter fricking homosexual (lol) when he first got to prison. Didn’t sit with the peckerwoods OR the unaffiliated whites. Smiled at people like a goofy frightened b***h. Accepted blatant disrespect.
No wonder he got tortured and raped. Prison is no place for women.
He deserved to be in prison, nothing else
His choices in prison led to him getting raped and tortured.
Yes lol
Dafuq is this?
>His choices in prison led to him getting raped and tortured.
moronic
Fight or get raped. Why wouldn’t you choose fight? Swinging on Adebisi when he was rifling through his shit probably wouldn’t work. But he’d win some measure of respect for not letting it happen. Punching Vern when he offered him “protection” like a gay would have won him respect.
He backed down. And showed everyone he was a weakling.
he only got fear and respect when he bit off a guy's knob
should've started with that 2bh
Have you been to prison?
Did you actually watch the show? Hmm what happened to all the people who fought adebisi and Shil-N-ger let's see they ended up dead or raped. The only way your plan works is if you are O'Reily
irish are more crafty than israelites,i swear.
i started rewatching this again
>first season
>aids homosexual - killed by dino
>dino - arranged to be killed by o'reily
>johnny post - killed by the wops after o'reily ratted him out
>random mexican - killed by keane after o'reily conspires up a gladiator ring
>joey d'angelo - assaulted by blacks after o'reily blamed him for keane
>keane - executed for o'reily's meddling above
>nino - fed glass by o'reily
>one of the leaders in the riot
his hands were in nearly every death in the first season and half of the bad shit in general
simply transferring him out of oz would've dropped their deaths and scandals 90%
He really was a mayhem
Laughing at your own joke is pretty lame anon
>Yes lol
yeah that is homosexuals behavior alright
>homosexual (lol)
You laughed because you wrote this?
This, I also saw Shot Caller once and thus am an expert on prison life.
>Fine, but if ANYTHING happens, I'm shutting Cinemaphile the FRICK DOWN
Oops forgot to add the pic
>shuts down for like a week then back to normal
does glynn know what an affirmation is? the amount of time he mentioned a potential riot in the first season, it was only a matter of time until he summoned one forth
Tulpa riot
>Cmon Leo, me and you both know these sick bastards will get their board back one way or another
>b-but...
>NO BUTTS AND NO IFS LEO, YOU CLOSING ANOTHER BOARD IS BAD PRESS!
>Sigh... Fine Devlin, be it your way
>Reopen Cinemaphile Leo, now, I got a conference to catch! See you next week.
>this guy spends all day micromanaging his prison
>mayors in the wire spend all day micromanaging the police force
do politicians really?
Probably more likely than we think
When you have a prison warden that's as incompetent as Leo, yes
>that scene where he says he is zeus
he does realize there are higher positions of office, right?
No he's to narcissistic to notice
yea but senators are gays though, it's all a big circlejerk
being governor is the last FUN position where you get to do what you want and not be a figurehead
.
Keller was the best
HE WAS IN HIS 40s YOU SICK FRICK
Yep, that's him
>AYY, ANYBODY GOT A BANANA I CAN FEED TO THE FRICKIN APE?
how the frick did keller pull off that balding hairstyle so well
No idea but I guess it helps that Meloni looks good in general
Why would anybody stay married to a guy doing however many years in jail? Like if it's more than 1, what's the point? They may as well be dead.
10 Best Oz characters in order:
1. Chris Keller
2. Simon Adebisi
3. Vern Schillinger
4. Ryan O'Reily
5. Kareem Said
6. Miguel Alvarez
7. Bob Rebadow
8. Tobias Beecher
9. Sister Pete
10. Nikolai Stanislofsky
Fixed it for you
1.Omar White
2.Chris Keller
3.Miguel Alvarez
4. Ryan O'Reilly
5.Dino Ortolani
6.Kareem Saaid
7.Vern Shillinger
8.Supreme Allah
9.Chucky Pancamo
10.Tim McManus
>Fixed it for you
no one asked you to fix my shit. Present your own opinions or frick off.
Well somebody's gotta speak facts in this thread so it might as well be me
Am i the only one who thinks that Chris Meloni could play Venom?
Sorry this thread isn't for capeshitters. I would rather watch venom tongue my Anus.
He's a little old now
What with all the Oz threads lately, not that I am complaining or anything?
Everybody's asking. Must be some kind of unknown shilling afoot.
Anyway, Oz posting is better than BCS posting
I love Oz and it might be my favorite tv series of all time due to nostalgia but BCS is probably the better show
some anon watched the show a few years ago and made daily threads and since then other people have watched the show and make their own threads
Is he trying to start an Oz takeover?
I am on for it, it deserve some love.
Lol that was me. I hop into every oz thread I see now.
Bullshit, when did you first started making Oz threads?
Dumb esl poster
Answer the question hoe ass homie
did you just call moi a hoe ass?
Ye
a few years ago.
What year tho?
making my part have a bump
Favorite Oz character, actor, story line or death?
Nta
>Augustus narration
>Rebadow, Busmalis, Alvarez
>schillinger, metzger, keller, those black guys that bullied the French guy, adebsi, Omar
My dick up your ass.
Hi Jobson
schillinger fricks his ass tho
horny
*70% of my dick up your ass
go die with aids