>Or writer
Iirc the original Prometheus script began with the story of how we, humans, came to be. Engineers created us but did so through trial and error, one error being when there was only one gender and the Engineers forced men to frick each other, only to realize there needs to be a second gender and thus they created women.
I liked the part in prometheus where the guy dies, returns as a zombie, is napalmed, then run over by a bulldozer while his wife/widow watches all of it. She never has any reaction to it other than "oh noes"
kek
its sucha weirdly cut film, like there's so much missing puzzle pieces because he couldnt fgure out what the movie was gonna be, shame because it got me extremely interested when i first watched it then it kinda went all over the place
i still thought it was good but it could have been something better
I liked the part in prometheus where the guy dies, returns as a zombie, is napalmed, then run over by a bulldozer while his wife/widow watches all of it. She never has any reaction to it other than "oh noes"
for me, its them recycling a rejected idea from HR giegers alien artbook, that he himself rejected for being too stupid (them taking their helmets off because theres oxygen, thus leading them vulnerable to alienms)
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for me, its them recycling a rejected idea from HR giegers alien artbook, that he himself rejected for being too stupid (them taking their helmets off because theres oxygen, thus leading them vulnerable to alienms)
Covenant has zero redeeming qualities, literal shit.
Ridley be like "what could the audience want in my new alien movie?" ummm how bout the pinnapple express guys?
wouldn't shock me if seth rogen co-wrote the script
For me? It's the interracial sex scene in the shower that takes place almost immediately after the crew escapes the planet. In fact I don't remember Jussie Smollett being in the movie for any purpose other than to frick a white woman on camera and get killed. Bravo Ridley!
Out of all the things to be bothered by in this shitty movie it would be an interracial sex scene that anon is triggered by, lmao. Never change Cinemaphile
nta, but it was unneccesary and just came out of left field for no reason at all, their little fling had no bearing at all on their character development or the story
seemed like it was only put in for optics, it didn't bother me, but it seemed pointless
i remember that scene and its not even the cuck part that bothers me, its that they frick like 5 minutes after seeing their ship fricking EXPLODE and half their crew gets killed by horrific aliens theyve never seen before. they get into their first relatively safe area and without asking questions or making sure theyre safe first they just immediately go to fricking. its the most 'burgers?' scene ive ever seen in a movie. it is completely pointless, doesnt add to the plot, it exists because the writer of the plot is a moronic old cuckold.
Member when Idris Elba is in the first movie doing nothing but walking around the ship singing to himself then randomly decides to accuse Vickers of being an android so she'll frick him and it works?
>Prometheus and alien covenant were good >Alien was the only good one
All we need now is the "alien 3 was the best one" guy and we'll have the trifecta of trash contrarian opinions about the franchise.
I dont think anyone says its the best, but alot of people say its not as bad as its credited. also if you tell me about how its bad because it killed off 'beloved characters' again I will watch alien 3 again just to post screencaps of your corpse
What dooms the crew is him trying to be an enlightened rationalist because he thinks he won't be taken serious otherwise, not him being Christian. Work on your media literacy.
im pagan and didnt even really notice the stupid antichristian theme anyways. yea some girl in prometheus has a cross necklace too who gives a shit, now onto the flaying rack you go godless one
neither was the director
Or writer
>Or writer
Iirc the original Prometheus script began with the story of how we, humans, came to be. Engineers created us but did so through trial and error, one error being when there was only one gender and the Engineers forced men to frick each other, only to realize there needs to be a second gender and thus they created women.
I liked Prometheus but it felt unfinished.
Covenant has zero redeeming qualities, literal shit.
I liked the part in prometheus where the guy dies, returns as a zombie, is napalmed, then run over by a bulldozer while his wife/widow watches all of it. She never has any reaction to it other than "oh noes"
kek
its sucha weirdly cut film, like there's so much missing puzzle pieces because he couldnt fgure out what the movie was gonna be, shame because it got me extremely interested when i first watched it then it kinda went all over the place
i still thought it was good but it could have been something better
for me, its them recycling a rejected idea from HR giegers alien artbook, that he himself rejected for being too stupid (them taking their helmets off because theres oxygen, thus leading them vulnerable to alienms)
Which character do you mean? When Shaw's boyfriend dies she's screaming her lungs out.
>movie about the birth of humanity and new life
>they have egg-helmets
bravo ridley!
That's a pretty cool detail, I liked the suits in that movie.
>She never has any reaction to it other than "oh noes"
What the frick are you on about?
I liked when the scientist saw the space snake started hissing at him and he decided it would be a good idea to try and pet it
ah yes, a kino momento
covenant really shat the bed
Both are boring garbage
Ridley be like "what could the audience want in my new alien movie?" ummm how bout the pinnapple express guys?
wouldn't shock me if seth rogen co-wrote the script
For me? It's the interracial sex scene in the shower that takes place almost immediately after the crew escapes the planet. In fact I don't remember Jussie Smollett being in the movie for any purpose other than to frick a white woman on camera and get killed. Bravo Ridley!
Out of all the things to be bothered by in this shitty movie it would be an interracial sex scene that anon is triggered by, lmao. Never change Cinemaphile
nta, but it was unneccesary and just came out of left field for no reason at all, their little fling had no bearing at all on their character development or the story
seemed like it was only put in for optics, it didn't bother me, but it seemed pointless
i remember that scene and its not even the cuck part that bothers me, its that they frick like 5 minutes after seeing their ship fricking EXPLODE and half their crew gets killed by horrific aliens theyve never seen before. they get into their first relatively safe area and without asking questions or making sure theyre safe first they just immediately go to fricking. its the most 'burgers?' scene ive ever seen in a movie. it is completely pointless, doesnt add to the plot, it exists because the writer of the plot is a moronic old cuckold.
Member when Idris Elba is in the first movie doing nothing but walking around the ship singing to himself then randomly decides to accuse Vickers of being an android so she'll frick him and it works?
>Jussie Smollett being in the movie for any purpose other than to frick a white woman on camera and get killed
She's latinx though.
Alien was great. Everything after it has been a steaming pile of horseshit and I don't see what people like about any of it.
>Prometheus and alien covenant were good
>Alien was the only good one
All we need now is the "alien 3 was the best one" guy and we'll have the trifecta of trash contrarian opinions about the franchise.
I dont think anyone says its the best, but alot of people say its not as bad as its credited. also if you tell me about how its bad because it killed off 'beloved characters' again I will watch alien 3 again just to post screencaps of your corpse
her corpse*
whoops sorry fbi
>Alien was the only good one
More like Alien was the only great one. Aliens is alright as a generic flick. Kinda what
said
Aliens isn't bad per se, but it doesn't feel like it belongs in the same universe as Alien.
imagine slopping Giger's work
I kekk'd when I saw the dedication to HR Gieger at the end of covenant. Lord...poor man
When did Ridley Scott Lost his mind?
To me it's after the blade runner director's cut
yea that sounds like a correct assessment. thats when he said deckard WAS an android right?
It was when he used footage from another movie to validate some crazy theory he was too dumb to come up with
When did you lose yours?
For me it's when you gave up on learning English
I'm good at talking English, not so good at writing it
*Plebs still aren't ready.
I don't see how anyone could enjoy both of those movies
pol tourists are still mad over Covenant featuring a christcuck moron that basically dooms the whole crew
What dooms the crew is him trying to be an enlightened rationalist because he thinks he won't be taken serious otherwise, not him being Christian. Work on your media literacy.
im pagan and didnt even really notice the stupid antichristian theme anyways. yea some girl in prometheus has a cross necklace too who gives a shit, now onto the flaying rack you go godless one
Those posters are better than the movies they represent.
All the cool artwork is wasted on the slop movies
It's a shame they got filtered so hard, Ridley was ready to make more Alien prequels.
Good. Frick ridley
The masses want their Disney produced slop, simple as