Plebs weren't ready.

Plebs weren't ready.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    neither was the director

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or writer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Or writer
        Iirc the original Prometheus script began with the story of how we, humans, came to be. Engineers created us but did so through trial and error, one error being when there was only one gender and the Engineers forced men to frick each other, only to realize there needs to be a second gender and thus they created women.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Prometheus but it felt unfinished.

    Covenant has zero redeeming qualities, literal shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the part in prometheus where the guy dies, returns as a zombie, is napalmed, then run over by a bulldozer while his wife/widow watches all of it. She never has any reaction to it other than "oh noes"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        its sucha weirdly cut film, like there's so much missing puzzle pieces because he couldnt fgure out what the movie was gonna be, shame because it got me extremely interested when i first watched it then it kinda went all over the place

        i still thought it was good but it could have been something better

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the part in prometheus where the guy dies, returns as a zombie, is napalmed, then run over by a bulldozer while his wife/widow watches all of it. She never has any reaction to it other than "oh noes"

          for me, its them recycling a rejected idea from HR giegers alien artbook, that he himself rejected for being too stupid (them taking their helmets off because theres oxygen, thus leading them vulnerable to alienms)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which character do you mean? When Shaw's boyfriend dies she's screaming her lungs out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >movie about the birth of humanity and new life
          >they have egg-helmets
          bravo ridley!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a pretty cool detail, I liked the suits in that movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She never has any reaction to it other than "oh noes"
        What the frick are you on about?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked when the scientist saw the space snake started hissing at him and he decided it would be a good idea to try and pet it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes, a kino momento

          [...]
          for me, its them recycling a rejected idea from HR giegers alien artbook, that he himself rejected for being too stupid (them taking their helmets off because theres oxygen, thus leading them vulnerable to alienms)

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    covenant really shat the bed

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both are boring garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      covenant really shat the bed

      I liked Prometheus but it felt unfinished.

      Covenant has zero redeeming qualities, literal shit.

      Ridley be like "what could the audience want in my new alien movie?" ummm how bout the pinnapple express guys?
      wouldn't shock me if seth rogen co-wrote the script

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me? It's the interracial sex scene in the shower that takes place almost immediately after the crew escapes the planet. In fact I don't remember Jussie Smollett being in the movie for any purpose other than to frick a white woman on camera and get killed. Bravo Ridley!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Out of all the things to be bothered by in this shitty movie it would be an interracial sex scene that anon is triggered by, lmao. Never change Cinemaphile

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but it was unneccesary and just came out of left field for no reason at all, their little fling had no bearing at all on their character development or the story

            seemed like it was only put in for optics, it didn't bother me, but it seemed pointless

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i remember that scene and its not even the cuck part that bothers me, its that they frick like 5 minutes after seeing their ship fricking EXPLODE and half their crew gets killed by horrific aliens theyve never seen before. they get into their first relatively safe area and without asking questions or making sure theyre safe first they just immediately go to fricking. its the most 'burgers?' scene ive ever seen in a movie. it is completely pointless, doesnt add to the plot, it exists because the writer of the plot is a moronic old cuckold.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Member when Idris Elba is in the first movie doing nothing but walking around the ship singing to himself then randomly decides to accuse Vickers of being an android so she'll frick him and it works?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jussie Smollett being in the movie for any purpose other than to frick a white woman on camera and get killed
          She's latinx though.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien was great. Everything after it has been a steaming pile of horseshit and I don't see what people like about any of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prometheus and alien covenant were good
      >Alien was the only good one
      All we need now is the "alien 3 was the best one" guy and we'll have the trifecta of trash contrarian opinions about the franchise.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think anyone says its the best, but alot of people say its not as bad as its credited. also if you tell me about how its bad because it killed off 'beloved characters' again I will watch alien 3 again just to post screencaps of your corpse

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          her corpse*
          whoops sorry fbi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alien was the only good one
        More like Alien was the only great one. Aliens is alright as a generic flick. Kinda what

        Aliens isn't bad per se, but it doesn't feel like it belongs in the same universe as Alien.

        said

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens isn't bad per se, but it doesn't feel like it belongs in the same universe as Alien.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine slopping Giger's work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kekk'd when I saw the dedication to HR Gieger at the end of covenant. Lord...poor man

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Ridley Scott Lost his mind?
    To me it's after the blade runner director's cut

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea that sounds like a correct assessment. thats when he said deckard WAS an android right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was when he used footage from another movie to validate some crazy theory he was too dumb to come up with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did you lose yours?
      For me it's when you gave up on learning English

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm good at talking English, not so good at writing it

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Plebs still aren't ready.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see how anyone could enjoy both of those movies

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pol tourists are still mad over Covenant featuring a christcuck moron that basically dooms the whole crew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What dooms the crew is him trying to be an enlightened rationalist because he thinks he won't be taken serious otherwise, not him being Christian. Work on your media literacy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im pagan and didnt even really notice the stupid antichristian theme anyways. yea some girl in prometheus has a cross necklace too who gives a shit, now onto the flaying rack you go godless one

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those posters are better than the movies they represent.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the cool artwork is wasted on the slop movies

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame they got filtered so hard, Ridley was ready to make more Alien prequels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Frick ridley

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The masses want their Disney produced slop, simple as

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