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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're both stupid movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      First post best post.
      They're fricking moronic movies that ply at deeper ideas, but Ridley is a brainlet and let Damon Lindeloff ruin Prometheus and then let Alien Covenant get written by committee.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anime poster
        >has awful opinion
        like clockwork

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          your opinions are all garbage.
          I'm sure is only 1 guy defending these movies,
          nobody is backing you up about the space jokeys or the """subtle""religious ideas

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            too bad I neither made the thread nor made the majority or the arguments then

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              must have been your twin sister
              like in the end of covenant
              GOD remember that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep seething and make sure to consoom the disney nostalgia bait without questioning its quality!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                remember that scene in prometeus when they ran away in a straight line? God what a piece of garbage

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're the one who wasted your time on it, not my loss

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like Chainsaw Man because it's blatantly moronic. It feels like a mashup of shonen anime and Evil Dead. It's not trying to be smart. Prometheus tries to be smart and fails horribly by having its intelligent characters act like morons.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet this is the same board that loses its shit with capeshit. Makes you think.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's just contrarianism and "popular = bad", although it did start to get quite bad in recent years

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, the aliens are supposed to be the primordial source of all life?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf I don’t remember any of those lines from the movies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like... *scrapes with fingers and then licks fingertips*.... *turns around to you* a script.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      snyder pajeet tier

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i never caught any of this, is this real? that's a real crappy storytelling if such important lore building is done so crappily

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's from a screenplay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the very first scene you see plants.
      You know. Organisms that already have DNA structured that way and evolved from unicellular microorganisms that also led to animals and then men.
      So that engineer is a moron because there was no need to carry out any sacrifice.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they weren't ready to make these and should've spent more time in development, maybe the movies wouldn't be shit then.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plebs still vehemently seething

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes, I too, go to an Alien movie for Blade Runner bullshit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did daddy Ridley take away your walking big black penis rape fantasy?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Watching Alien movies for the ALIEN? Hoo hoo. Everyone watches it for the gay robots I want to frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen this anime before.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how this movie didn't even matter.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did it not?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wakes up missing a bunch of important events then the impact or whatever that he causes just lets his dad into that place. Next movie Shinji wakes up and all the relevant stuff actually happens.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        perpetually triggering incels, chuds and other assorted scum here is kinda based tho and a reward by itself

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It kills me that terfs of all people now get lumped in with the extreme right just because they got left behind in the revolution and weren't willing to adapt.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anyone who didn't get lumped in with either group of childish extremists is just a being that succeeded in some form or another.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The far right and left are both moronic and didn't have parents outside of the internet.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Obstructionist" is literally a word that can be applied to anyone whose politics go out of their way to be obtuse and fricking annoying, idiot.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you got yelled at for using it, didn't you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leftists are the largest obstructionists in politics you fricking brainlet. ZOGbots never allow proper republican policy to pass.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thread about Alien movies but here's this one word on a meme in one random reply I'm gonna make 50 posts on.
                Yep, I'm the brainlet here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powerfull

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I printed this out so I could wipe my ass with it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely accurate.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Resurrection belongs in Reddit tier. It was written by Joss Whedon for fricks sake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would also add John Milton to the first column.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        for sure

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adding a söyjak to an ancient 8Cinemaphile meme
      Frick you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >penetrating Wagner's ring

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a reason prometheus/covenant didnt get any games, and most incarnations deal with alien 2.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a reason prometheus/covenant didnt get any games, and most incarnations deal with alien 2.
        Wrong. Aliens Fireteam Elite mentions Engineers. The Pathogen DLC is about the black goo.
        Aliens Dark Descent also mentions Engineers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aliens is better suited for a game in general, although Isolation proved that Alien could also work well enough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Covenant had a cringe cgi scene of a xenomorph jumping around. Replace it with Alien.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So wait.
      The drooling moron that thinks A3 is good (not even the director does) is the same Prometheus moron.

      It all makes sense now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He ranked it lower though. But yeah it's better than Aliens and Resurrection.
        AvP was kind of neat but the PG rating brings it down a bit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A3 is absolutely not better than Aliens barring some interesting shot. There are pacing, writing, visual and conceptual issues that are massive and NONE involved got what they wanted creatively speaking. It was a long compromise with some interesting part.
          That's it. Anything else is contrarianism.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very kino poster. Although I don't understand why Alien suddenly had to have Christian symbolism after 2.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they looked pretty and im mildly gay for michael fassbender

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The posters are more interesting than the movies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the movies are interesting as well, just flawed

      https://i.imgur.com/eIYXt98.jpg

      Plebs weren't ready.

      today OP was not a gay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naw, they suck.
        Human looking for their creators is old hat and this movies didn't do anything new with it.
        Covenant was just characters acting like morons. Both movies were that actually, but Covenant didn't even have some pretentious angle.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time both these movies started to go in a direction that hinted at something really really good, they suddenly take a hard turn into basic action movie bullshit territory. This could've been one of the most kino sc-ifi sagas of all time if it wasn't cursed from the start with having to be in the same universe as Aliens

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even at that, they could have still pulled it off, but it's like they left all the decision making up to that guy and vice that throws dildos at words on a whiteboard.
      (unsupported file type:mp4. seriously?)

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Covenant combines sophisticated religious allegory in the style of Late Medieval catechistic cycle plays with the cinematic equivalent of doggerel, slasher horror. This is the exact same style that was used ingeniously by the first Poet Laureate of England, John Skelton
    It's a genuinely fascinating film that deals with some interesting philosophical themes (like the reverse Pygmalion story between David and Shaw) but plebs just go in and think
    >Hurr this movie same as others! Why they go into ship again?!
    Not realizing the cyclicality and repetition are part of Scott's project

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not realizing the cyclicality and repetition are part of Scott's project
      Exactly. Problem is, what he's cycling and repeating is garbage. GIGO, anon. Scott hasn't made a good movie in decades. He's coasting on "repetition."

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Scott hasn't made a good movie in decades.
        BUT... There are two or three genres, entire fricking genres, that owe their look to him.
        For that I'll never write him off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's meant to be bad
      getting real tired of that excuse

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was being gay and moronic on purpose
        Okay gay morons

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a difference between trying something intentional and new and it failing VS doing something low effort. But redditors just repeat the same mindless insults at everything
        >lazy and incompetent
        >a slap in the face to fans
        >I am le tired of this

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb people's ideas of smart movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. midwit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you faking sophistication by pretending silly, badly written monster movies are deep or, even more hilariously, you really think they are.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will still never forgive that stupid fricking Penis Worm scene in Prometheus, for as long as I live. Gilbert Kane didn't know a fricking alien would melt through his helmet and rape his face. Meanwhile the scientists in Prometheus throw off their helmets at a scanner read (which shouldn't be trusted in a life-or-death situation) and immediately try to pet first fricking contact.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much this. In a movie full of stupid shit, this ranks among the stupidest.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will still never forgive that stupid fricking Penis Worm scene in Prometheus, for as long as I live. Gilbert Kane didn't know a fricking alien would melt through his helmet and rape his face. Meanwhile the scientists in Prometheus throw off their helmets at a scanner read (which shouldn't be trusted in a life-or-death situation) and immediately try to pet first fricking contact.

            Even the "running in a straight line from a rolling ship" bit?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              At least that can be explained by "people don't think rationally when they're in fight-or-flight and that often leads to their deaths" and not "the zoologist and cartologist we hired for this mission have room-temperature IQs and act like fricking frat boys from an Eli Roth movie."

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the cartologist gets lost bit
                when is ridley just going to die?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also pretty fricking dumb.
              The absolute worst IMHO is the aborted alien fetus trapped inside that tiny surgical pod. How does the little bastard grow like 100x in mass in the space of literal minutes with nothing to eat/consume?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's very intelligent sci-fi, that's why the creatures run on fricking anime rules.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scientists in real life do absolutely stupid shit all the time, and also have some of the dumbest fricking personal beliefs imaginable. T. Biologist and MD.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>They were meant to be stupid

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It was a profound deep movie about people acting blatantly stupid

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, you would know if you weren't a NEET that barely made it through high school.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Uhh actually a man sent into space to make first contact would take off his helmet and try to pet a hostile lifeform because..... WE'RE JUST moronic OK.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what does that even mean? [...] implies that we're supposed to be fine with watch moron characters because they're morons in real life. Couldn't come up with an actual response, you dumb shit?

                >Everyone is making fun of my movie Well, they're all just poopyheads

                Post your university diplomas.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You first.

                >black metal
                Grow out of it, bud. It's not good for you.

                Make me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you refuse the challenge?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, because posting a diploma with my full name and University on it on Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile board is not very smart, bucko. 🙂

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post the title with date of graduation alone with a time stamp, cover the personal information, but we both know you are not going to do it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what does that even mean?

                Scientists in real life do absolutely stupid shit all the time, and also have some of the dumbest fricking personal beliefs imaginable. T. Biologist and MD.

                implies that we're supposed to be fine with watch moron characters because they're morons in real life. Couldn't come up with an actual response, you dumb shit?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone is making fun of my movie Well, they're all just poopyheads

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They were meant to be stupid
              I don't know about Covenant, but in Prometheus they're indeed meant to be stupid. The Charlize Theron character did hire morons on purpose, to low-key sabotage her father's mission

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Biologist and MD
            I have a lump on my foot along the fascia. Google tells me not to worry about it unless it hurts. Do I have foot cancer doc?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Scientists in real life do absolutely stupid shit all the time
            Not on their shit. I mean it can HAPPEN to some moron (you included I presume), but the movie premise is that
            1) These are selected people
            2) each one fricks up in his/her own specialty

            It's just too much to keep immersion anon.
            Also please change job.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are these actual promo posters?
    they’re pretty good, the movies sucked though

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between the two movies there's enough ideas and content to make one good film... that's kind of the problem.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus has a problem where all the characters suck and do stupid shit, so there's no reason to care about what happens to them or what they're doing. Covenant barely makes up for this by focusing more on David's story. Unfortunately Covenant is basically just a remake of Aliens so it's also not very good.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And because of it we are now getting a shitty zoomer slasher instead of the third prequel.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still seething that the execs forced Ridley to turn the Prometheus sequel into more of a generic Alien film instead of just allowing him to make a proper sequel to expand the world beyond just the Xenomorphs.
    David is quite literally the most interesting thing to have come out of the entire Weyland-Yutaniverse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      great bait mate

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is my statement bait?
        David is more interesting a character than any of the human characters that's been established, and he's more interesting as a "villain" than the xenomorphs.
        And I would have much preferred seeing Ridley continue David's story without being shackled to the Alien franchise and instead allowed David's story to progress further towards the Engineers and Space Jockey, rather than the xenomorphs and more Earth Humans

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost like leeching off the Alien movies was a stupid idea to begin with.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or its because that's his universe he created, and a parallel could be drawn between the two. Not to mention it's much easier getting funding and getting people to see your movie if you tie it to an already established franchise.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              and when you tie it into a existence franchise, don't b***h when people expect it to be another entry in that franchise, not some shitty OC tale LEECHING off a popular film.

              Maybe the sad fact is everyone knew the idea was too weak to work on its own

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can, why not tie them together and draw parallels either way?
                He's free to create his shared universe.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because again.
                when you tie it into a existence franchise, people expect it to be another entry in that franchise, not some shitty OC tale LEECHING off a popular film.

                Nobody gives a shit about the "universe" of Alien including Scott. See

                he created
                he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers themselves, and basically just threw in a bunch of elements form the original, willy-nilly, like window dressing, not giving a shit how any of it connected to anything.

                He just wanted to make some pretty film that I guess he thought was deep and used Alien to bait and switch people into being interested

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              he created
              he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers themselves, and basically just threw in a bunch of elements form the original, willy-nilly, like window dressing, not giving a shit how any of it connected to anything.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers
                The engineers were a mystery, as was the xenomorph. Both were just expanded on. Obviously, if you have a character that's been established as one thing for years, thanks for "extended material" and other fan-ficiton, or even just people making up their own internal ideas, you'll piss some individuals off.
                But the Space Jockey in the original film serves no other function than mystery.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                their whole structure from skeletons to exosuits.
                It wasn't any extended material, it was what the film showed on it's own.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got any proof it was a skeleton to begin with? It "looks" that way?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep it looks that way. To everyone that saw it. Nobody thought it was a damn suit.
                hence my calling it a retcon in the new one

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like a suit to me dude

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOW it does to you. Don't bullshit anyone.
                and this is all beside the point.
                The bottom line is if Prometheus was a GOOD film, nobody would give a shit that it wasn't about Alien. Everyone went to see it. He got them into the seats, and they were stuck with two hours of people acting like morons. It wasn't too deep, and it wasn't that it didn't give them a rehash, it was a collection of tired angry robot bullshit and dumb slasher movie characters.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hell, the script was even better. It's like they looked at it and said, "wait this makes too much sense. Frick it up some more"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                People see what they want to see. I could say 2001: A Space Odyssey is just a bunch of monkeys throwing sticks and a boring robot talking in a monotone voice for 2 hours. Or that Stalker is a bunch of impoverished bums walking in a bugged version of Minecraft, but that would just be me oversimplifying things and being cynical.
                There is enough depth to Prometheus for some viewers to find engaging, but most people, like you said yourself, were expecting another Alien film.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >like you said yourself, were expecting another Alien film.
                I literally said if Prometheus was a GOOD film, nobody would give a shit that it wasn't about Alien

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It remains a hypothetical pondering since it is associated with Alien.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not hypothetical. Nobody liked it. Lots of people b***hed about things besides the lack of Alien. YOU just don't want to listen to them a decide YOU know what nobody liked it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody liked it
                It was divisive but to imply no one liked it is simply false.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, that's why The stupdio forced the changes on him for the sequel before shitcanning the thing entirely.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's why The stupdio forced the changes on him
                And also why Covenant had worse ratings than Prometheus, and why it didn't perform well at the box office, DESPITE catering to the masses for half the re-written script and being just another Aliens type film.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you mean people didn't line up to see a sequel to Prometheus? Strange.
                and everyone agrees that film is shit too. doesn't mean everyone secretly loved the first one.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We didn't really know anything about it, period. It can be perceived as a skeleton, but it can also be seen as a sarcophagus, suit or a number of other things. The Engineers appearing closer to humans makes more contextual sense.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like a suit to me dude

                We didn't really know anything about it, period. It can be perceived as a skeleton, but it can also be seen as a sarcophagus, suit or a number of other things. The Engineers appearing closer to humans makes more contextual sense.

                >actually defending the retkon of iconic imagery
                society is collapsing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it a retcon if you don't know what the thing even was to begin with?
                >but it doesn't look 1:1 to the film
                It's clearly fossilized. No humans look exactly alike either, neither do their clothing or equipment.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Giger said:
                Physically grown into, or maybe out of, his seat. He's integrated into the function he performs

                source:
                http://alienexplorations.blogspot.com/2011/01/space-jockey-evolution-from-gigers.html

                they absolutely changed to fit the lame narative of these nu aliens movies

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We saw in Prometheus that these suits were biomechanical and blended in with their flesh, so for all intents and purposes they could probably fossilize too

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                PROOOHHH :DDD :DD :---DD

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like Prometheus, but I can't defend this. It should've been a biomechanical creature, not a big guy in a weird suit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I don't really understanding what all these brainlets are ranting and raving about retconning for.
                Nothing was changed because nothing existed. They were just there, prometheus is a hey why were they there? Story

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ranting and raving
                one more time
                He basically just threw in a bunch of elements form the original, willy-nilly, like window dressing, not giving a shit how any of it connected to anything.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >another robot that despises his human creators.
          >so original

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thinking David's motivation is as dull as "humans bad"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Covenant would've been better without the changes made to appease people who were just looking for a soft-reboot of the first film.
      https://collider.com/alien-covenant-original-story-prometheus-2/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

        Tough shit. Ridley should have made an original movie instead of piggy backing off of Alien.

        >it definitely stands in the shadow of Prometheus
        How can anything stand inside such a tiny shadow?

        >coming to a thread about Prometheus and Covenant and just trying to argue with those who enjoy the films

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no point in arguing with morons, moron. That's one of the first rules of the internet, which you'd know if you weren't a moron. Have a nice moronic day!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus was an Alien
        I prefer the mess we got over cringy fedora shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and people like you were pissing and shitting themselves when Paradise Lost was written, but guess what? Those people died with no one to remember them while Milton's literature is still being discussed.
          You're missing the allegory and the larger picture out of some dishonest sense of moralgayging.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus being an Alien has been done a million times before. And it was never good. How about Muhammad being an Alien instead?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't recall any movies doing that, but I fail to see the issue with either him or Mohammad as one, in order to serve as an allegory and aid the story.
              Do you really think Joan Osborne singing about "what if god was one of us" is blasphemous and she is directly suggesting that's the "canon" Christian belief?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't believe that they made Jesus explicitly an Engineer, just that they had been to Earth around the time of his birth and they had a hand in his creation.
              Fully Human, with the knowledge, understanding, and ability to communicate with the Engineers.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was never an alien in the original draft backstory, but rather a human they took to Paradise to show the Way and sent him back to earth as an emissary to teach the uncultured masses who then crucified him. That was the last straw for the Engineers.

                I don't recall any movies doing that, but I fail to see the issue with either him or Mohammad as one, in order to serve as an allegory and aid the story.
                Do you really think Joan Osborne singing about "what if god was one of us" is blasphemous and she is directly suggesting that's the "canon" Christian belief?

                Jesus being an engineer makes zero sense if you actually read the Bible, even if you're not religious. It's just cringe fedora tipping.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't exactly an engineer, but "fedora tipping" should be the least of your concerns when trying to make art. It's a pointless limitation and nothing more.
                And since it's a fictional movie, you're not exactly risking anyone creating a new branch of religion over it either. Jesus' image and concept is free to use in anything.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Re-read my post

                I don't believe that they made Jesus explicitly an Engineer, just that they had been to Earth around the time of his birth and they had a hand in his creation.
                Fully Human, with the knowledge, understanding, and ability to communicate with the Engineers.

                I don't believe Jesus was intended to be an Engineer in this universe. Just that they had their hand in his creation. Not an Engineer-Human hybrid, but fully human with communication to them and knowledge beyond anything that the humans of 2000 years ago could comprehend

                And this is coming from a Christian who's trying to interpret what the story is in the universe

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jesus being an engineer makes zero sense
                I thought it was a good, but blasphemous, idea
                The cave drawings weren't an invitation, but a warning to humanity. Be less violent or else. Jesus being send by engineers to give humanity one more chance to be peaceful, and humanity failing is a great concept

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC, he wasn't actually an engineer in the story, but even if he was, it's not blashphemous unless its directly stating that this is what happened in real life.
                And even then, there's actually a lot of theories that tie aliens and religious texts together.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a moronic fricking idea, and your unrelated book shitposting is hilarious. Father Amorth is an absolute fricking fraud and the Friedkin movie on him is a genuine embarrassment. I couldn't fricking believe that the same man who made Sorcerer and The Exorcist made that piece of absolute Ghost Hunters tier shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is a legitimately bad idea, using The Engineers as a parallel for The Lord's Final Warning to Man isn't smart, it's a bullshit Noah's Flood allegory that also brings in Christianity for no fricking reason, which is a religion ENTIRELY founded on the idea of divine forgiveness and grace.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is this a bad idea?
                >Well, you see, because it is
                Methinks you're just afraid of the potentially blasphemous implication, but again, it's a movie anon. And Jesus wouldn't have been an Engineer. The negative connotations are more directly tied to David who in some ways mirrors Lucifer.
                The real issue is that it would just attract too much unneeded controversy, which is never a worthwhile idea when it comes to movies, at least if they want some chance at the box office. I'm down with the idea but I would never release a film like that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a Christian and genuinely don't give a shit about blasphemy. I'm a fan of 'satanic' metal. But using Jesus imagery your movie isn't fricking deep you cretin, and the core idea behind it is contradictory and idiotic. Man of Steel had more reason to use the Jesus imagery, and even that deserved all the hate it got for its absolute brainlet approach.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                DO YOU GET IT?
                IT'S JESUS IN THE GARDEN OF GETHSEMANE.
                AND SUPERMAN ASKS IF HE REALLY HAS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO SAVE HUMANITY.
                BRAVO SNYDER I CLAPPED.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What am I? Some kinda savior of humanity?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >metalhead
                >midwit
                Shocking.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the only redeemable quality about that anon's shallow post.
                >don't mention jesus or otherwise your film is inherently pseudo intelligent

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, if you haven't grown out of your metal phase in your early twenties, you're probably a huge manchild.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how it works. Your music taste is likely the least important quality about you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Metal is aesthetically repugnant. The only aesthetic metal is more niche stuff like Black Metal, which is practically satanic liturgy and thus also childish.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >6066
                Damn, so close. Anyway I am that gay, and black metal is the only metal I'm a diehard fan of. Also sludge and drone come in clutch.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >black metal
                Grow out of it, bud. It's not good for you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's pretty good.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weren't you complaining about edgy shit earlier or was it the other anon?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other anon, I'm not a fan of Mayhem, or Burzum. Varg is a tryhard gay and I couldn't care less about TRVE CVLT shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, your music taste is the least important aspect of you as a person, it can't make you more mature or less. If you're versed in musical history, I guess that *might* make you mature by way of having more knowledge than other people.
                But it's down to personal preference. There is an irony of him listening to metal though, it doesn't coincide with his dislike of edge.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But it's down to personal preference
                Beauty isn't all that subjective.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not, but music is a really hard thing to measure objectively. It's one of those things where you could have a PhD in nuclear astrophysics and listen to LL Cool J.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, you can look at it through a cultural lense. Where a certain kind of music is played, what the subculture is like.

                I think it's pretty good.

                Ugly. Wasn't Euronymous a commie and put stuff up his butt?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Well, you can look at it through a cultural lense. Where a certain kind of music is played, what the subculture is like.
                cont.
                It's about what function music serves. You have liturgical music, you have folk music and such and now you have all this weird modern stuff that's just all over the place, mainly appealing to mood and (often times confused) aesthetic sensibilities.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mainly appealing to mood and (often times confused) aesthetic sensibilities.
                Yeah, what a crime that art be used as a means of expression and not just serve some dogmatic function.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Question is what it expresses, no? Is thing good or bad? Does thing help or not? It's chaotic out there. People better watch out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't censor humans' ideas anon. Not everything will always express joy, love or happiness. But many could argue that music and other art which is considered "dark" can also be cathartic and help you get rid of said emotions.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's good ways seeking catharsis and bad ones also. A lot of bad ones in fact.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with that and I can sort of gather that you're hinting a connection with Varg here but I'm not the anon who suggested he listens to that specifically. Humans are always the ones responsible for their actions. A film, video game or piece of music can only ever be a possible catalyst, but it will not be the reason alone you do something bad.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tempting people is far from a good thing, anon. Temptation shouldn't run freely, if we can prevent it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do your worries stem from religion or just general concern about people? If you are religious, you would know God gave us free will knowing full well that the temptation of sin would be a possibility, as true goodness cannot exist in a vacuum, without evil existing.
                I think the people who can be tipped over the edge by a piece of media were already messed up to begin with, and their course was already set.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both. Turning the other cheek in the face of evil or (participating in) tempting others are very bad things. And I don't really see this being about tipping someone over the edge. It's small things accumulating also.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree that it's a number of things which accumulate when a person has issues, but multimedia doesn't seem to play a big role in that, statistically.
                The cases in which that happens, if any, are outliers with too small of a percentage to pose a general concern for humanity, or need for extreme censorship.
                There's also the fact that censorship on a cultural level or otherwise, can lead to a build up of "degenerate thoughts", and Japan and their rather depraved hentai industry is one small reflection of this.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You underestimate media. It amplifies bad tendencies like crazy and people do even worship it in a manner (look at the soifacing Star Wars freaks). Ever looked up where Rock'n Roll comes from btw? We're so overwhelmed by the constant media output these days that we fail to understand a lot of its cultural genesis.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're talking about serious crime here, not someone getting overly excited over a 2 min trailer. Despite all of its potential flaws, the censorship of media would do more harm than good, because all of that bottled up expression would show its face in a different manner, and potentially one that is dangerous.
                If anything, media can subdue people's turmoil or impure thoughts and channel it into a creative outlet, rather than a school shooting, rape or something else.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have a very secular way to look at things. I care more about a person's soul than legalities. The kind of stuff you're speaking of sounds akin-ish to those shrinks giving out SSRIs like candy. Fighting symptoms isn't enough.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Listening to Kiss isn't sending you to Hell anon, you don't need to worry about that.
                God forgave the original sin, he can forgive you for a Gene Simmons poster, however tacky it may be.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                With the music stuff it's a case by case. And again, it's not so much about tipping you over necessarily but rather just being a bad influence that leads to other bad influences. Beauty matters.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Beauty can be found in things that are otherwise grotesque. This is especially evident with painting, but also all other forms of art.
                Whether you look at it from a practical or religious perspective, the pureness of your soul is dictated more by your actions than ideas of artistic expression. As it stands, the unfiltered state of art in the world has more positives than negatives. You're free to indulge in whatever you consider to be beauty.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not gonna watch some autistic YouTube video, subhuman.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, there is beauty to be found in many things, and not all of them depict inherently positive things. But universal censorship of art would lead to uglier scenes than you would find in any art, in a tangible way. Humanity has used this outlet for as long as it has existed.
                Don't focus on the rare exceptions who are solely interested in causing harm to people.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think society got more perverse lacking censorship. More censorship would help. This whole idea of needing an outlet for whatever vile thing you're thinking about is about the same one as giving pedophiles access to child sex dolls or cp. With lack of censorship perversion gains nuance, which it really shouldn't.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think society got more perverse lacking censorship
                There's evidence to the contrary. Like I said, look at Japan's uptight culture and how that resulted in various expressions of otherwise degenerate acts in their art. Or a priest sworn to celibacy raping a child. Mind you, what I'm suggesting here doesn't go against God's teachings, I'm saying that humans are born into sin and naturally need an outlet to express their feelings, including the forbidden knowledge (negative emotions). To deny this and take it away from humans would be to suggest we are God-like and perfect, which we are not. Only through divine salvation can we be, and it is not in this life. That's the religious aspect. The practical one is even more of a no-brainer. You stunt humanity if you impose too much censorship over it. No one is suggesting we should live in total frivolity or be unchecked by any law, but there is a balance to be struck, and for most of human history, we have managed that well enough.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Japan's uptight culture
                The Japs are androgynous and pagans. So that's a bit of a different matter.
                >Or a priest sworn to celibacy raping a child.
                Big disagree. That's a matter of homosexuality, not celibacy. A heterosexual man wouldn't go out raping a boy, he'd just visit a woman prostitute.
                >You stunt humanity if you impose too much censorship over it
                Well, yeah, too much says it already. But we really need to put some things in order and understanding cultural heritage is a huge part of it, especially considering how global communications have amped up. Too much chaos right now.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So that's a bit of a different matter.
                Is it really? The Japanese have had a strict sense of morality and honor tied to their culture for centuries. But if you hold too tight of a leash on someone, eventually they will overcompensate. I've seen it with my own eyes, on subjects whose parenting was too strict, so they started overcompensating through negative or destructive ways.
                >Big disagree. That's a matter of homosexuality, not celibacy.
                It can be both. Prison is another example. Of course, one could argue prison is a way to educate one's self in how to be a productive member of society, but the majority of people are also longing for a return into the real, uncensored or unrestricted (at least compared to prison) world.
                >we really need to put some things in order
                Some things, yes. But the act of committing a murder is quite different than seeing one be depicted in a fictional setting.
                This very conversation and free exchange of ideas we're having right now wouldn't be possible with censorship in place.
                The laws have been written in accordance with good conduct, and so far, society has managed to remain relatively stable thanks to said laws. They're not perfect, but there comes a moment where you risk stripping people of their humanity in your pursuit to make them more robot-like, and that can have dangerous consequences.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm probably way less uptight than you figure, but there's a matter of objective good and bad and you tend to relativize a lot. The Japanese by and large are not Christians.

                And you may wanna read up on homosexuality a little. A straight guy doesn't just start raping boys.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know where you're coming from anon, I just don't think art in itself can cause someone to commit something heinous without there being other more potent catalysts. The censorship we do have in place keeps such ideas under a leash, generally, and doesn't promote this behavior in the real world.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't underestimate art. It's a brilliant container.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bad people will find a way to inflict harm on others or society regardless of censorship.
                On the other hand, extreme censorship won't help create more good people in itself.
                Most reasonable humans are simply aware what is and isn't good conduct and they would not be persuaded by fictional depictions.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I care more about a person's soul than legalities
                The two are tied together more often than not.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Mentioning Jesus" isn't the issue, mongoloid. Almost all the dumb bullshit in this thread is lauding these movies for how they used "religious imagery" when the imagery in general is shallow and idiotic. It's genuinely on the level of Evangelion, which weebs will tell you is genius, but everyone with a brain knows is the work of a schizo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So in order for it to be good it has to be buried under 50 layers of hidden meaning, irony or something else?
                And how is Evangelion the best example you could come up with for something allegedly bad, when it's highly regarded by most people? I'm not even a weeb and I disagree. You're just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm saying Evangelion is fun but the "religious imagery" was literally admitted by the creator to be there because he thought it looked cool, meanwhile weebs will write entire fricking NOVELS on how the show was so genius and how Anno was playing 5D chess and the religious imagery is actually super meaningful to the characters, because I found some obscure passage that Anno never read that I can quote out of context. The series itself is not trying to make a point about religion or Christianity at all despite all the crosses and references to bizarre Hebrew mystical bullshit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, whether it's deep or not depends on the intent of the author. You sound more like you're triggered by any religious connection at all, the very idea of it.
                I don't think when creators do that they necessarily intend to come off as smart. It seems like projection on your part.
                Although you are at least correct that some people overthink given scenes and the meaning behind them.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who suggested it's deep in itself? That would depend entirely on the final script and direction. As an idea, it makes sense in that context why such a historical figure would be chosen as a tie-in.
                It would even make sense for Mohammad to be used as well, but it's obvious that in the Western world, Jesus is the dominant religious messiah.
                >for its absolute brainlet approach
                We never saw what Ridley's approach would've been either way, so it's hard to tell how it could've turned out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                why did the superman symbolism trigger people so hard?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's fricking dumb. It's trying desperately to liken B-grade capeshit to high art just because both often concern religious subtext. Except in Man of Steel, it's not subtext. It's Snyder going: DUDE DO YOU GET IT? HE'S FRICKING JESUS DUDE.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HE'S FRICKING JESUS DUDE.
                But he's not.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit I meant "he's LIKE fricking Jesus dude" but cool be pedantic, midwit.
                >Scene right before final battle.
                >Goes into church and is framed right next to Jesus.
                >Specifically Jesus in his agony, in the Garden of Gethsemane.
                >Literally says: "Should I sacrifice myself to save them, Father?" to the Priest.

                Dude no, I'm the moron. I concede. I didn't get it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what's the problem? Christianizing the israeli Superman was a nice thing to happen.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superman has been Christianized since forever. George Reeves and Christopher Reeve were both Christians. Though sadly Reeve believed in some bullshit Unitarianism at the end.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not to this degree.

                https://thesymbolicworld.com/2020/08/24/the-symbolic-structure-of-movies-batman-v-superman-2016-part-i/

                https://thesymbolicworld.com/2020/10/05/the-symbolic-structure-of-movies-batman-v-superman-2016-part-ii/

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's trying desperately to liken B-grade capeshit to high art
                no it's not, many children are (or used to be) familiar with who jesus is, and the bible, and all that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which is a religion ENTIRELY founded on the idea of divine forgiveness and grace
                You can see stories like Christian guild, forgiveness and grace everywhere. Including in America's obsession with Black folk. So I don't mind these concepts in Alien

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're missing the allegory
            Anon, you can pseud out and read whatever you want into the movie. Fact is, you can read all sorts of shit into pretty much any movie ever made. This doesn't change the fact that (a) you're a pseud and (b) Prometheus and Covenant are bad movies.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              We can agree to disagree. I'm sure many would disagree that Aliens is a cheapened out popcorn flick too, but it is to me.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was never an alien in the original draft backstory, but rather a human they took to Paradise to show the Way and sent him back to earth as an emissary to teach the uncultured masses who then crucified him. That was the last straw for the Engineers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tough shit. Ridley should have made an original movie instead of piggy backing off of Alien.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what he did, he just tied the two together. Audience members were confused and wanted another rehash, so the Covenant script was reworked.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >David is quite literally the most interesting thing to have come out of the entire Weyland-Yutaniverse
      crazy bot had its place but not certainly as implying to have actually created the fricking xenos.

      I wish the movie made it clear he actually just pulled information from the engis libraries to recreate the original ones. Any true homeworld of xenos should host a ecosystem where they look and feel natural which pretty much mean Giger paintings:the planet. Why is this so fricking hard to understand for script writes and CGI generators. Xenos are aggressive parasitic predators, not some god like ubermensch. They are incapable of anything more then infesting some territory like wolfs in the woods

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as implying to have actually created the fricking xenos
        I liked that personally. The idea that they were naturally born given their odd bio-mechanic structure never sat well with me.
        > Xenos are aggressive parasitic predators, not some god like ubermensch.
        Or are they? They're primitive like animals from our perspective, but if their main function is survival, they are more naturally equipped than squishy humans are.
        Look at it more like a parasite, or an insect, which it kind of is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Giger paintings:the planet.
        Giger's paintings don't evoke a planet or place that came about naturally. They suggest some modification.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always put in my head canon they are silicate based life which demands completely alien conditions for it to start successfully scaffolding organics. Like carbon does on earth likes.

          Think of the yellow clouds of Venus with its 450 degrees celsius, 90 bar surface pressure atmosphere. Where sulfiric acid rains down from the sky.

          Or the -170 degrees celius cold orange methance clouds of Titan. Where the conditions form entire seas of liquid methane. This would go some ways to explain the biomechanical alien nature of xeno and its host ecosystem with the extreme organics (extreme temperature tolerances, sulfuric acid for blood, resistant to hard vaccum in space etc) being the result of its home conditions.

          There is so much you can do with this lore and monster design wise instead of the run down alien/aliens formula that is slowly killing the name

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a lot of possible explanations, but them being created (at least partially) by someone else was one of the things that didn't bother me.
            Best case scenario would be no explanation at all, I think, as it aids in the mysterious nature of the creature, but as soon as the first book or comic came out that expanded on that, it was already clear they wouldn't remain mysterious for too long.
            As for Titan and Venus, there has been some limited evidence to suggest non-carbon based life, and particularly one of metal composition could be theoretically possible, which is interesting.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus is great, Covenant sucks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Covenant has it's moments where it shines, but everything it definitely stands in the shadow of Prometheus.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it definitely stands in the shadow of Prometheus
        How can anything stand inside such a tiny shadow?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prometheus is great, Covenant sucks

        Prometheus felt like a cheap 90s scifi script that had been picked up by a massive studio for some reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I like the concept of Covenant though. The space exploiration of Prometheus combined with the horror of Alien

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second??
      There was a first?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/alien-series-michael-fassbender-waterston.html
      >"In a 2017 podcast interview, via IndieWire, Scott said he wanted Alien: Covenant 2 to focus less on the monstrous xenomorphs and more on the androids and other forms of artificial intelligence in the narrative. Perhaps this second Alien TV series will follow a similar trajectory."

      Please Scott, forget about Gladiator 2 and just focus on this instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >focus on this instead
        What's the point? I'm 99.99% sure whatever they come up with is going to be even worse than Prometheus and Covenant.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Please Scott, forget about Gladiator 2 and just focus on this instead
        This. He is old and has little time left. Please use it to make more Alien

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please die tomorrow and save us all from more of your horseshit, Ridley. You haven't made a good movie in over 20 years.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off redditor. Prometheus was great

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pretty shots good, also movie smart
              >yeah the movie is pretty, but why is everyone in the movie a moron who makes decisions a high school dropout wouldn't?
              >who cares about the writing bro turn your brain off
              I bet you love Avatar too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                shots good, also movie smart
                Yeah, that's all it takes. Imagine.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Calling someone else Reddit while defending Ridley slop
              Embarrassing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you like Taxi Driver you should be more ashamed than if you like Prometheus

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, you will enjoy the disneyslop and you will be happy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did the Ortega series get canned?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ridley, give me the third movie you fricking hack. I didn't like Prometheus and I didn't really like Covenant either but at this point I'm invested enough that I want to know how it all ends.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the khazar milkers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A monster tore me up something fierce. I should go off alone, even though I know there's more freely running around.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. I love both films, I just wish Ridley didn’t cave to the plebs and give Covenant a split identity.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just wish Ridley didn’t cave to the plebs and give Covenant a split identity.
      100%

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I recall some interviews where Scott was asked what he thought of the reception of Prometheus. He sounded genuinely surprised by the fact people didn't like it. That broke his trust towards the sequel and it was butchered in different manner.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the worst thing about the alien films is that they're all fricking identical, even if they're supposedly trying to expand on the lore

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus is mind bogglingly stupid movie. While visually stunning, the script feels like it was written by a certified moron. Covenant on other hand feels like a parody, but Scott was left out from the loop.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the script feels like it was written by a certified moron
      Damon Lindelof? Check.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Lost is good.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if the engineers were xenomorphs wearing skin suits the whole time?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit idea. It should be a predator instead.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ridley Scott is a fricking moron with a nice eye for visuals

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Space jockey is clearly an ancient fossil millions of years old carrying ancient weapons from some ancient war and their species and technology is some lovecraftian horror that will never be explained so you can fill in the blanks using your imagination

    >LOL NEVER MIND THEY ARE JUST BIG PALE BALD HUMANS FROM A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO

    Frick these movies, they are not canon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers
      The engineers were a mystery, as was the xenomorph. Both were just expanded on. Obviously, if you have a character that's been established as one thing for years, thanks for "extended material" and other fan-ficiton, or even just people making up their own internal ideas, you'll piss some individuals off.
      But the Space Jockey in the original film serves no other function than mystery.

      Was the term "space jockey" (btw, another "immense-fame-reversely-related-to-screen-time-character") uttered by one of the crew members of Nostromo?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no the crew of the movie made up the term

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it only appears in the credits then?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was used in interviews and marketing as well. From there it bled to wider use.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the production crew used to call it that, so it stuck. It's not mentioned by name in the film.
        Interestingly enough, the creature WAS a humanoid in a suit the original script.

        >When David Giler and Walter Hill began to rewrite O’Bannon’s script, the alien pilot was removed – along with every other extraterrestrial element. In their initial versions of the film, the titular Alien was a product of The Company’s bioweapons division, with the spore housed in an off-world facility known as The Cylinder. The extraterrestrial pilot was rewritten as a downed human pilot that the Nostromo crew find dead within his vehicle, a ship recognised by Dallas as a “L-52.”

        >“Suddenly, Lambert lets out a grunt of shock. Her light has illuminated a skeletal shape. Seated twenty feet beyond them in the control chair. A human being, terribly disfigured.”

        -Walter Hill & David Giler Alien draft, undated.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          cont.

          >Director Ridley Scott claims to not know the origins of the term “Space Jockey” in relation to the gargantuan carcass found within the derelict. “Who is the big guy in the chair, who was fondly after Alien called the Space Jockey?” Scott said at a Prometheus press event in April 2012. “I don’t know how the hell he got that name.” The term has its earliest origins in this iteration of Giler and Hill’s rewrites, where Dallas refers to the dead human as:

          >Dallas: “One dead space jockey, no sign of the other crew members, the old L-52’s generally went up with a compliment of seven…”

          >The term is a spin on desk jockey, which is defined as “an office worker who sits at a desk, often as contrasted with someone who does more important or active work.” Since the filmmakers were trying to evoke the feeling that space travel was unglamourous, maybe even boring, the name makes sense in terms of human space pilots, and isn’t hard to fit the alien jockey either. The name also has a precedent in a 1947 Robert Heinlein story, titled, of course, Space Jockey, which is about “a rocket pilot who pilots a commercial passenger spacecraft”. The Shepperton crew, who were given copies of the Alien scripts to read prior to production, seem to have been responsible for making the name stick after its excision from one of the drafts.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >initially a bioweapon of a private company
          >presented later as a randomly manifested threat

          THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Prometheus, but I can't defend this. It should've been a biomechanical creature, not a big guy in a weird suit.

      The caste of engineers who fly these ships are bio mechanical though. Did you not notice the suit blending in with their flesh? They made their pilot flight suits into their permanent body and that could possibly still fossilize. You just don’t pay attention

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you christian by any chance?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Engineer easily left the chair to pursue Shaw, it's not the same.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why Ridley felt the need to make an Alien origin story. He could've just made a story in the Alien universe. Worked for Alien Isolation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What works for Alien Isolation is the interactivity first and foremost. It has an original story, but it could've very well been a retelling of the first Alien, and it still would've worked pretty well.
      99% of sequels are just rehashes with nothing new or expansive happening.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but my point is that it's entirely possible to create a non-original movies related trilogy. Giger-esque visuals, Xenomorphs, an evil megacorp pulling the strings and a cool 80s aesthetic is all you need.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a number of settings you can put the Alien in, but it would just remain a rehash of the first movie if you don't expand on anything beside that, and it has already been done.
          One could argue Ash was the real villain of the first movie, since the creature was just doing what it instinctually does, and I found the David arc more interesting than if it was just about another Ripley but with less charisma than the original.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just want more Aliens content, man. Like, some of the comics had genuinely cool premises, but ended up sucking because almost all Dark Horse comics suck.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hello resident Marvel intern!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name 1 Dark Horse Alien comic that wasn't just edgy schlock.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kind of like the Fire & Stone, and Life & Death comics.
                Not great by any means, but good reads

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >written by Dan Abnett
                Ok I'm interested now.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aliens Labyrinth. Would've been a better sequel than Joss Whedon's flick in any case.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He asked for a comic that isn't edgy schlock.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Snoopy would be appropriate then I guess. Not something Alien related.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't remember if I've read this one before. But I'm definitely adding it to my download list

                >written by Dan Abnett
                Ok I'm interested now.

                I never bothered to look him up. What is he most known for writing, that would cause you to get interested?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What is he most known for writing, that would cause you to get interested?
                Gaunt's Ghosts. Warhammer 40k book series.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That one was turbo nihilist cringe. Cool art, terrible everything else.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I specifically said it would be better than Whedon's trash, not that it was a god tier story.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yes but you replied to the question "Name 1 Dark Horse Alien comic that wasn't just edgy schlock."

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's always going to be edgy, whether it's shlock or not depends on whether you think it's a waste of time, I didn't.
                I've seen it cited by other people as well over the years.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really wouldn't call Alien nor Aliens edgy. The franchise becoming bleak suffering-core really only started with 3 and Resurrection, which are also considered to be far worse than 1 and 2, surprise surprise.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're edgy by virtue of being horror, but I see what you mean about the bleakness. I didn't mind it so I can't comment on whether it's tasteful or not without bias.
                I don't care for Resurrection though, it would be better off as its own thing with a different set of creatures.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Americans literally cannot function properly if a given story doesn't have a happy ending or constantly holds your hand that everything will be okay.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Americans literally cannot function properly if a given story doesn't have a happy ending

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does lotr have to do with this?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It means that appreciating happy endings is a patrician trait. There's a reason why edge is associated with children.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's not a patrician trait in itself at all. In fact, if the ending is the only thing you care about, you're an idiot that has been conditioned into not having imagination.
                On the other hand, discarding any kind of struggle or drama without a clear or positive outcome as childish, ironically is childish in its inability to cope with the uncertainty of reality.
                An ending alone, whether positive or negative for the protagonists, won't make the story good in itself.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I thought you were generally talking about Dark Horse.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I just want more Aliens
              As in more James Cameron content or in general?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Poor wording on my part, I meant Aliens as in the franchise. Not necessarily another grandiose action movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                To my understanding most people would be content with the latter, which is why I think the Disney movies will do fine.
                Worst case scenario, they'll copy the first Alien.
                I see it as pandering without being innovative.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I see it as pandering without being innovative.
                It most likely will be, I just think that it's possible for there to be more good Alien media that doesn't need to tie-in with anything and can bring something new to the table. I'll give the new show a hopeful pirate.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's an optimistic take but not what I'm expecting. I think they'll just try to recreate what came before, with slight tweaks, like they did with the new Star Wars trilogy, or two of the movies at least.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Modern movies and TV suck but every once in a while we get a The Terror, so I still have some hope left.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We can agree on one thing being good so something nice came out of this conversation after all. Shame the second season was such a let down, but I heard the The North Water was as good or allegedly better.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shame the second season was such a let down
                Yeah I don't know what the frick were thinking with that one.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe that's reason enough to not do anymore movies at all. Something doesn't have to continue forever.
            I haven't seen anything that struck me as original or compelling about the film and without the Alien trappings, it would be even more generic typical sci fi nonsense. There wasn't a story here that needed to be told. It was a bunch of characters is search of a plot.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    these posters are better than the actual movie

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can do a series in this universe that doesn't involve the xenomorphs. according to RPG aliens game, between the movies alien and aliens they switched from colonies being mostly protected by colonial sheriffs to creating the colonial marines because of this terrorist group attacking colonies fearful that humanity expanding to the stars might accidentally run into a hostile more advanced race and would lead to humanity's destruction, imagine a whole mini series just based on that

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giger said:
    Physically grown into, or maybe out of, his seat. He's integrated into the function he performs

    source:
    http://alienexplorations.blogspot.com/2011/01/space-jockey-evolution-from-gigers.html

    they absolutely changed to fit the lame narative of these nu aliens movies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His suit being able to interact with the seat isn't exactly a retcon.
      You could easily just say the xenomorph in itself is a retcon too, but is it? He didn't exactly storyboard his art with elaborate origins or meanings.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you defending something that undeniably looks worse and is also narativelly much less interesting?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How is it possible that you disagree with me? What is this sorcery?

          stop it already. why is everyone going on and on on one comment?
          Everyone thought it was a skeleton at the time, there was no reason not to. Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on. and the movie was shit for many more reasons than that.

          >Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on
          It might surprise you that the first Alien wasn't written or directed by Giger either. They technically defiled his original creation right there and then.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ahem
            and then...
            Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The old comics had a different interpretation of the Space Jockeys and they were actually creatures that would seem like they had a skeleton like that. But whether those were written well, I can't tell you.
              I don't much like the idea of the Alien having any explanation whatsoever as a species.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm tired of you

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't see it as a "retcon" so I don't really care that they expanded on what was previously just scenery.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop it already. why is everyone going on and on on one comment?
        Everyone thought it was a skeleton at the time, there was no reason not to. Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on. and the movie was shit for many more reasons than that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>http://alienexplorations.blogspot.com
      Love that site, it has a ton of info about Giger and his art and the movies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried watching 2014's dark star
        a movie nobody saw, about the last years of Giger, and it was just too depressing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where did you watch it? I think that's the only Giger docu I haven't seen. I don't use Netflix.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ilegally pirated it at piratebay.org

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you seed, please?

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please post "engineer drinks Monster" webm?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus was pretty good. Covenant was terrible.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien>Prometheus>Covenant>Resurrection>Aliens>3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens is the first that started retconning shit and changing genres, but I still wouldn't rate it lower than Resurrection. 3 was better too.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every body loved prometheus
    >but COVENANT killed alien
    get your facts straight

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is fine. We're gonna get Moner/Alien kino now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd face hug her.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ridley scott's confused and bewildering condemning of Christianity and Judaism that seems to flip back and forth constantly
    weird, shitty movies

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    purge everyone involved in these abominations

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lindelhof was forced on Ridley & Spaight's script because they didn't understand anything. LOST dip with no experience on a big production bowdlerizes it and dumbs it down to the point of literal Ancient Aliens powerpoint presentations and walla, a compromised vision and story.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Covenant got so much vitriolic reeing when it came out. I was impressed. I remember it made so many dorks physically angry because they thought it was bad "sci-fi", not realizing it wasn't really sci-fi at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      then what is it? history?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horror. No sci-fi, just horror leaning towards Satanic horror (as David is luciferian figure). The sci-fi trappings are pure set dressing.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP BLUE BALLING ME RIDDLEY.
    MAKE THE SEQUEL.
    I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE HUMAN EMBRYOS.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    good bread

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