First post best post.
They're fricking moronic movies that ply at deeper ideas, but Ridley is a brainlet and let Damon Lindeloff ruin Prometheus and then let Alien Covenant get written by committee.
your opinions are all garbage.
I'm sure is only 1 guy defending these movies,
nobody is backing you up about the space jokeys or the """subtle""religious ideas
I like Chainsaw Man because it's blatantly moronic. It feels like a mashup of shonen anime and Evil Dead. It's not trying to be smart. Prometheus tries to be smart and fails horribly by having its intelligent characters act like morons.
In the very first scene you see plants.
You know. Organisms that already have DNA structured that way and evolved from unicellular microorganisms that also led to animals and then men.
So that engineer is a moron because there was no need to carry out any sacrifice.
He wakes up missing a bunch of important events then the impact or whatever that he causes just lets his dad into that place. Next movie Shinji wakes up and all the relevant stuff actually happens.
It kills me that terfs of all people now get lumped in with the extreme right just because they got left behind in the revolution and weren't willing to adapt.
>There's a reason prometheus/covenant didnt get any games, and most incarnations deal with alien 2.
Wrong. Aliens Fireteam Elite mentions Engineers. The Pathogen DLC is about the black goo.
Aliens Dark Descent also mentions Engineers
A3 is absolutely not better than Aliens barring some interesting shot. There are pacing, writing, visual and conceptual issues that are massive and NONE involved got what they wanted creatively speaking. It was a long compromise with some interesting part.
That's it. Anything else is contrarianism.
Naw, they suck.
Human looking for their creators is old hat and this movies didn't do anything new with it.
Covenant was just characters acting like morons. Both movies were that actually, but Covenant didn't even have some pretentious angle.
Every time both these movies started to go in a direction that hinted at something really really good, they suddenly take a hard turn into basic action movie bullshit territory. This could've been one of the most kino sc-ifi sagas of all time if it wasn't cursed from the start with having to be in the same universe as Aliens
Even at that, they could have still pulled it off, but it's like they left all the decision making up to that guy and vice that throws dildos at words on a whiteboard.
(unsupported file type:mp4. seriously?)
Covenant combines sophisticated religious allegory in the style of Late Medieval catechistic cycle plays with the cinematic equivalent of doggerel, slasher horror. This is the exact same style that was used ingeniously by the first Poet Laureate of England, John Skelton
It's a genuinely fascinating film that deals with some interesting philosophical themes (like the reverse Pygmalion story between David and Shaw) but plebs just go in and think >Hurr this movie same as others! Why they go into ship again?!
Not realizing the cyclicality and repetition are part of Scott's project
>Not realizing the cyclicality and repetition are part of Scott's project
Exactly. Problem is, what he's cycling and repeating is garbage. GIGO, anon. Scott hasn't made a good movie in decades. He's coasting on "repetition."
>Scott hasn't made a good movie in decades.
BUT... There are two or three genres, entire fricking genres, that owe their look to him.
For that I'll never write him off.
There’s a difference between trying something intentional and new and it failing VS doing something low effort. But redditors just repeat the same mindless insults at everything >lazy and incompetent >a slap in the face to fans >I am le tired of this
I will still never forgive that stupid fricking Penis Worm scene in Prometheus, for as long as I live. Gilbert Kane didn't know a fricking alien would melt through his helmet and rape his face. Meanwhile the scientists in Prometheus throw off their helmets at a scanner read (which shouldn't be trusted in a life-or-death situation) and immediately try to pet first fricking contact.
I will still never forgive that stupid fricking Penis Worm scene in Prometheus, for as long as I live. Gilbert Kane didn't know a fricking alien would melt through his helmet and rape his face. Meanwhile the scientists in Prometheus throw off their helmets at a scanner read (which shouldn't be trusted in a life-or-death situation) and immediately try to pet first fricking contact.
Even the "running in a straight line from a rolling ship" bit?
At least that can be explained by "people don't think rationally when they're in fight-or-flight and that often leads to their deaths" and not "the zoologist and cartologist we hired for this mission have room-temperature IQs and act like fricking frat boys from an Eli Roth movie."
10 months ago
Anonymous
>the cartologist gets lost bit
when is ridley just going to die?
Also pretty fricking dumb.
The absolute worst IMHO is the aborted alien fetus trapped inside that tiny surgical pod. How does the little bastard grow like 100x in mass in the space of literal minutes with nothing to eat/consume?
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's very intelligent sci-fi, that's why the creatures run on fricking anime rules.
Scientists in real life do absolutely stupid shit all the time, and also have some of the dumbest fricking personal beliefs imaginable. T. Biologist and MD.
Well, you would know if you weren't a NEET that barely made it through high school.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Uhh actually a man sent into space to make first contact would take off his helmet and try to pet a hostile lifeform because..... WE'RE JUST moronic OK.
10 months ago
Anonymous
what does that even mean? [...] implies that we're supposed to be fine with watch moron characters because they're morons in real life. Couldn't come up with an actual response, you dumb shit?
>Everyone is making fun of my movie Well, they're all just poopyheads
Post your university diplomas.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You first.
>black metal
Grow out of it, bud. It's not good for you.
Make me.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Do you refuse the challenge?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, because posting a diploma with my full name and University on it on Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile board is not very smart, bucko. 🙂
10 months ago
Anonymous
Post the title with date of graduation alone with a time stamp, cover the personal information, but we both know you are not going to do it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
what does that even mean?
Scientists in real life do absolutely stupid shit all the time, and also have some of the dumbest fricking personal beliefs imaginable. T. Biologist and MD.
implies that we're supposed to be fine with watch moron characters because they're morons in real life. Couldn't come up with an actual response, you dumb shit?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Everyone is making fun of my movie Well, they're all just poopyheads
>They were meant to be stupid
I don't know about Covenant, but in Prometheus they're indeed meant to be stupid. The Charlize Theron character did hire morons on purpose, to low-key sabotage her father's mission
>Scientists in real life do absolutely stupid shit all the time
Not on their shit. I mean it can HAPPEN to some moron (you included I presume), but the movie premise is that
1) These are selected people
2) each one fricks up in his/her own specialty
It's just too much to keep immersion anon.
Also please change job.
Prometheus has a problem where all the characters suck and do stupid shit, so there's no reason to care about what happens to them or what they're doing. Covenant barely makes up for this by focusing more on David's story. Unfortunately Covenant is basically just a remake of Aliens so it's also not very good.
I'm still seething that the execs forced Ridley to turn the Prometheus sequel into more of a generic Alien film instead of just allowing him to make a proper sequel to expand the world beyond just the Xenomorphs.
David is quite literally the most interesting thing to have come out of the entire Weyland-Yutaniverse
How is my statement bait?
David is more interesting a character than any of the human characters that's been established, and he's more interesting as a "villain" than the xenomorphs.
And I would have much preferred seeing Ridley continue David's story without being shackled to the Alien franchise and instead allowed David's story to progress further towards the Engineers and Space Jockey, rather than the xenomorphs and more Earth Humans
Or its because that's his universe he created, and a parallel could be drawn between the two. Not to mention it's much easier getting funding and getting people to see your movie if you tie it to an already established franchise.
and when you tie it into a existence franchise, don't b***h when people expect it to be another entry in that franchise, not some shitty OC tale LEECHING off a popular film.
Maybe the sad fact is everyone knew the idea was too weak to work on its own
10 months ago
Anonymous
If you can, why not tie them together and draw parallels either way?
He's free to create his shared universe.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Because again.
when you tie it into a existence franchise, people expect it to be another entry in that franchise, not some shitty OC tale LEECHING off a popular film.
Nobody gives a shit about the "universe" of Alien including Scott. See
he created
he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers themselves, and basically just threw in a bunch of elements form the original, willy-nilly, like window dressing, not giving a shit how any of it connected to anything.
He just wanted to make some pretty film that I guess he thought was deep and used Alien to bait and switch people into being interested
he created
he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers themselves, and basically just threw in a bunch of elements form the original, willy-nilly, like window dressing, not giving a shit how any of it connected to anything.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers
The engineers were a mystery, as was the xenomorph. Both were just expanded on. Obviously, if you have a character that's been established as one thing for years, thanks for "extended material" and other fan-ficiton, or even just people making up their own internal ideas, you'll piss some individuals off.
But the Space Jockey in the original film serves no other function than mystery.
10 months ago
Anonymous
their whole structure from skeletons to exosuits.
It wasn't any extended material, it was what the film showed on it's own.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Got any proof it was a skeleton to begin with? It "looks" that way?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yep it looks that way. To everyone that saw it. Nobody thought it was a damn suit.
hence my calling it a retcon in the new one
10 months ago
Anonymous
Looks like a suit to me dude
10 months ago
Anonymous
NOW it does to you. Don't bullshit anyone.
and this is all beside the point.
The bottom line is if Prometheus was a GOOD film, nobody would give a shit that it wasn't about Alien. Everyone went to see it. He got them into the seats, and they were stuck with two hours of people acting like morons. It wasn't too deep, and it wasn't that it didn't give them a rehash, it was a collection of tired angry robot bullshit and dumb slasher movie characters.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Hell, the script was even better. It's like they looked at it and said, "wait this makes too much sense. Frick it up some more"
10 months ago
Anonymous
People see what they want to see. I could say 2001: A Space Odyssey is just a bunch of monkeys throwing sticks and a boring robot talking in a monotone voice for 2 hours. Or that Stalker is a bunch of impoverished bums walking in a bugged version of Minecraft, but that would just be me oversimplifying things and being cynical.
There is enough depth to Prometheus for some viewers to find engaging, but most people, like you said yourself, were expecting another Alien film.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>like you said yourself, were expecting another Alien film.
I literally said if Prometheus was a GOOD film, nobody would give a shit that it wasn't about Alien
10 months ago
Anonymous
It remains a hypothetical pondering since it is associated with Alien.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's not hypothetical. Nobody liked it. Lots of people b***hed about things besides the lack of Alien. YOU just don't want to listen to them a decide YOU know what nobody liked it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Nobody liked it
It was divisive but to imply no one liked it is simply false.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yep, that's why The stupdio forced the changes on him for the sequel before shitcanning the thing entirely.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>that's why The stupdio forced the changes on him
And also why Covenant had worse ratings than Prometheus, and why it didn't perform well at the box office, DESPITE catering to the masses for half the re-written script and being just another Aliens type film.
10 months ago
Anonymous
you mean people didn't line up to see a sequel to Prometheus? Strange.
and everyone agrees that film is shit too. doesn't mean everyone secretly loved the first one.
10 months ago
Anonymous
We didn't really know anything about it, period. It can be perceived as a skeleton, but it can also be seen as a sarcophagus, suit or a number of other things. The Engineers appearing closer to humans makes more contextual sense.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Looks like a suit to me dude
We didn't really know anything about it, period. It can be perceived as a skeleton, but it can also be seen as a sarcophagus, suit or a number of other things. The Engineers appearing closer to humans makes more contextual sense.
>actually defending the retkon of iconic imagery
society is collapsing
10 months ago
Anonymous
How is it a retcon if you don't know what the thing even was to begin with? >but it doesn't look 1:1 to the film
It's clearly fossilized. No humans look exactly alike either, neither do their clothing or equipment.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Giger said:
Physically grown into, or maybe out of, his seat. He's integrated into the function he performs
they absolutely changed to fit the lame narative of these nu aliens movies
10 months ago
Anonymous
We saw in Prometheus that these suits were biomechanical and blended in with their flesh, so for all intents and purposes they could probably fossilize too
10 months ago
Anonymous
PROOOHHH :DDD :DD :---DD
10 months ago
Anonymous
I like Prometheus, but I can't defend this. It should've been a biomechanical creature, not a big guy in a weird suit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I don't really understanding what all these brainlets are ranting and raving about retconning for.
Nothing was changed because nothing existed. They were just there, prometheus is a hey why were they there? Story
10 months ago
Anonymous
>ranting and raving
one more time
He basically just threw in a bunch of elements form the original, willy-nilly, like window dressing, not giving a shit how any of it connected to anything.
Covenant would've been better without the changes made to appease people who were just looking for a soft-reboot of the first film.
https://collider.com/alien-covenant-original-story-prometheus-2/
There's no point in arguing with morons, moron. That's one of the first rules of the internet, which you'd know if you weren't a moron. Have a nice moronic day!
Yeah and people like you were pissing and shitting themselves when Paradise Lost was written, but guess what? Those people died with no one to remember them while Milton's literature is still being discussed.
You're missing the allegory and the larger picture out of some dishonest sense of moralgayging.
I don't recall any movies doing that, but I fail to see the issue with either him or Mohammad as one, in order to serve as an allegory and aid the story.
Do you really think Joan Osborne singing about "what if god was one of us" is blasphemous and she is directly suggesting that's the "canon" Christian belief?
I don't believe that they made Jesus explicitly an Engineer, just that they had been to Earth around the time of his birth and they had a hand in his creation.
Fully Human, with the knowledge, understanding, and ability to communicate with the Engineers.
10 months ago
Anonymous
He was never an alien in the original draft backstory, but rather a human they took to Paradise to show the Way and sent him back to earth as an emissary to teach the uncultured masses who then crucified him. That was the last straw for the Engineers.
I don't recall any movies doing that, but I fail to see the issue with either him or Mohammad as one, in order to serve as an allegory and aid the story.
Do you really think Joan Osborne singing about "what if god was one of us" is blasphemous and she is directly suggesting that's the "canon" Christian belief?
Jesus being an engineer makes zero sense if you actually read the Bible, even if you're not religious. It's just cringe fedora tipping.
10 months ago
Anonymous
He wasn't exactly an engineer, but "fedora tipping" should be the least of your concerns when trying to make art. It's a pointless limitation and nothing more.
And since it's a fictional movie, you're not exactly risking anyone creating a new branch of religion over it either. Jesus' image and concept is free to use in anything.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Re-read my post
I don't believe that they made Jesus explicitly an Engineer, just that they had been to Earth around the time of his birth and they had a hand in his creation.
Fully Human, with the knowledge, understanding, and ability to communicate with the Engineers.
I don't believe Jesus was intended to be an Engineer in this universe. Just that they had their hand in his creation. Not an Engineer-Human hybrid, but fully human with communication to them and knowledge beyond anything that the humans of 2000 years ago could comprehend
And this is coming from a Christian who's trying to interpret what the story is in the universe
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Jesus being an engineer makes zero sense
I thought it was a good, but blasphemous, idea
The cave drawings weren't an invitation, but a warning to humanity. Be less violent or else. Jesus being send by engineers to give humanity one more chance to be peaceful, and humanity failing is a great concept
10 months ago
Anonymous
IIRC, he wasn't actually an engineer in the story, but even if he was, it's not blashphemous unless its directly stating that this is what happened in real life.
And even then, there's actually a lot of theories that tie aliens and religious texts together.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's a moronic fricking idea, and your unrelated book shitposting is hilarious. Father Amorth is an absolute fricking fraud and the Friedkin movie on him is a genuine embarrassment. I couldn't fricking believe that the same man who made Sorcerer and The Exorcist made that piece of absolute Ghost Hunters tier shit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Why?
10 months ago
Anonymous
It is a legitimately bad idea, using The Engineers as a parallel for The Lord's Final Warning to Man isn't smart, it's a bullshit Noah's Flood allegory that also brings in Christianity for no fricking reason, which is a religion ENTIRELY founded on the idea of divine forgiveness and grace.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Why is this a bad idea? >Well, you see, because it is
Methinks you're just afraid of the potentially blasphemous implication, but again, it's a movie anon. And Jesus wouldn't have been an Engineer. The negative connotations are more directly tied to David who in some ways mirrors Lucifer.
The real issue is that it would just attract too much unneeded controversy, which is never a worthwhile idea when it comes to movies, at least if they want some chance at the box office. I'm down with the idea but I would never release a film like that.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not a Christian and genuinely don't give a shit about blasphemy. I'm a fan of 'satanic' metal. But using Jesus imagery your movie isn't fricking deep you cretin, and the core idea behind it is contradictory and idiotic. Man of Steel had more reason to use the Jesus imagery, and even that deserved all the hate it got for its absolute brainlet approach.
10 months ago
Anonymous
DO YOU GET IT?
IT'S JESUS IN THE GARDEN OF GETHSEMANE.
AND SUPERMAN ASKS IF HE REALLY HAS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO SAVE HUMANITY.
BRAVO SNYDER I CLAPPED.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>What am I? Some kinda savior of humanity?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>metalhead >midwit
Shocking.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's the only redeemable quality about that anon's shallow post. >don't mention jesus or otherwise your film is inherently pseudo intelligent
10 months ago
Anonymous
I dunno, if you haven't grown out of your metal phase in your early twenties, you're probably a huge manchild.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's not how it works. Your music taste is likely the least important quality about you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Metal is aesthetically repugnant. The only aesthetic metal is more niche stuff like Black Metal, which is practically satanic liturgy and thus also childish.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>6066
Damn, so close. Anyway I am that gay, and black metal is the only metal I'm a diehard fan of. Also sludge and drone come in clutch.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>black metal
Grow out of it, bud. It's not good for you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I think it's pretty good.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Weren't you complaining about edgy shit earlier or was it the other anon?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Other anon, I'm not a fan of Mayhem, or Burzum. Varg is a tryhard gay and I couldn't care less about TRVE CVLT shit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Again, your music taste is the least important aspect of you as a person, it can't make you more mature or less. If you're versed in musical history, I guess that *might* make you mature by way of having more knowledge than other people.
But it's down to personal preference. There is an irony of him listening to metal though, it doesn't coincide with his dislike of edge.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>But it's down to personal preference
Beauty isn't all that subjective.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's not, but music is a really hard thing to measure objectively. It's one of those things where you could have a PhD in nuclear astrophysics and listen to LL Cool J.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Well, you can look at it through a cultural lense. Where a certain kind of music is played, what the subculture is like.
I think it's pretty good.
Ugly. Wasn't Euronymous a commie and put stuff up his butt?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Well, you can look at it through a cultural lense. Where a certain kind of music is played, what the subculture is like.
cont.
It's about what function music serves. You have liturgical music, you have folk music and such and now you have all this weird modern stuff that's just all over the place, mainly appealing to mood and (often times confused) aesthetic sensibilities.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>mainly appealing to mood and (often times confused) aesthetic sensibilities.
Yeah, what a crime that art be used as a means of expression and not just serve some dogmatic function.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Question is what it expresses, no? Is thing good or bad? Does thing help or not? It's chaotic out there. People better watch out.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You can't censor humans' ideas anon. Not everything will always express joy, love or happiness. But many could argue that music and other art which is considered "dark" can also be cathartic and help you get rid of said emotions.
10 months ago
Anonymous
There's good ways seeking catharsis and bad ones also. A lot of bad ones in fact.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I agree with that and I can sort of gather that you're hinting a connection with Varg here but I'm not the anon who suggested he listens to that specifically. Humans are always the ones responsible for their actions. A film, video game or piece of music can only ever be a possible catalyst, but it will not be the reason alone you do something bad.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Tempting people is far from a good thing, anon. Temptation shouldn't run freely, if we can prevent it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Do your worries stem from religion or just general concern about people? If you are religious, you would know God gave us free will knowing full well that the temptation of sin would be a possibility, as true goodness cannot exist in a vacuum, without evil existing.
I think the people who can be tipped over the edge by a piece of media were already messed up to begin with, and their course was already set.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Both. Turning the other cheek in the face of evil or (participating in) tempting others are very bad things. And I don't really see this being about tipping someone over the edge. It's small things accumulating also.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I agree that it's a number of things which accumulate when a person has issues, but multimedia doesn't seem to play a big role in that, statistically.
The cases in which that happens, if any, are outliers with too small of a percentage to pose a general concern for humanity, or need for extreme censorship.
There's also the fact that censorship on a cultural level or otherwise, can lead to a build up of "degenerate thoughts", and Japan and their rather depraved hentai industry is one small reflection of this.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You underestimate media. It amplifies bad tendencies like crazy and people do even worship it in a manner (look at the soifacing Star Wars freaks). Ever looked up where Rock'n Roll comes from btw? We're so overwhelmed by the constant media output these days that we fail to understand a lot of its cultural genesis.
10 months ago
Anonymous
We're talking about serious crime here, not someone getting overly excited over a 2 min trailer. Despite all of its potential flaws, the censorship of media would do more harm than good, because all of that bottled up expression would show its face in a different manner, and potentially one that is dangerous.
If anything, media can subdue people's turmoil or impure thoughts and channel it into a creative outlet, rather than a school shooting, rape or something else.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You have a very secular way to look at things. I care more about a person's soul than legalities. The kind of stuff you're speaking of sounds akin-ish to those shrinks giving out SSRIs like candy. Fighting symptoms isn't enough.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Listening to Kiss isn't sending you to Hell anon, you don't need to worry about that.
God forgave the original sin, he can forgive you for a Gene Simmons poster, however tacky it may be.
10 months ago
Anonymous
With the music stuff it's a case by case. And again, it's not so much about tipping you over necessarily but rather just being a bad influence that leads to other bad influences. Beauty matters.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Beauty can be found in things that are otherwise grotesque. This is especially evident with painting, but also all other forms of art.
Whether you look at it from a practical or religious perspective, the pureness of your soul is dictated more by your actions than ideas of artistic expression. As it stands, the unfiltered state of art in the world has more positives than negatives. You're free to indulge in whatever you consider to be beauty.
10 months ago
Anonymous
10 months ago
Anonymous
Not gonna watch some autistic YouTube video, subhuman.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Like I said, there is beauty to be found in many things, and not all of them depict inherently positive things. But universal censorship of art would lead to uglier scenes than you would find in any art, in a tangible way. Humanity has used this outlet for as long as it has existed.
Don't focus on the rare exceptions who are solely interested in causing harm to people.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I think society got more perverse lacking censorship. More censorship would help. This whole idea of needing an outlet for whatever vile thing you're thinking about is about the same one as giving pedophiles access to child sex dolls or cp. With lack of censorship perversion gains nuance, which it really shouldn't.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I think society got more perverse lacking censorship
There's evidence to the contrary. Like I said, look at Japan's uptight culture and how that resulted in various expressions of otherwise degenerate acts in their art. Or a priest sworn to celibacy raping a child. Mind you, what I'm suggesting here doesn't go against God's teachings, I'm saying that humans are born into sin and naturally need an outlet to express their feelings, including the forbidden knowledge (negative emotions). To deny this and take it away from humans would be to suggest we are God-like and perfect, which we are not. Only through divine salvation can we be, and it is not in this life. That's the religious aspect. The practical one is even more of a no-brainer. You stunt humanity if you impose too much censorship over it. No one is suggesting we should live in total frivolity or be unchecked by any law, but there is a balance to be struck, and for most of human history, we have managed that well enough.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Japan's uptight culture
The Japs are androgynous and pagans. So that's a bit of a different matter. >Or a priest sworn to celibacy raping a child.
Big disagree. That's a matter of homosexuality, not celibacy. A heterosexual man wouldn't go out raping a boy, he'd just visit a woman prostitute. >You stunt humanity if you impose too much censorship over it
Well, yeah, too much says it already. But we really need to put some things in order and understanding cultural heritage is a huge part of it, especially considering how global communications have amped up. Too much chaos right now.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>So that's a bit of a different matter.
Is it really? The Japanese have had a strict sense of morality and honor tied to their culture for centuries. But if you hold too tight of a leash on someone, eventually they will overcompensate. I've seen it with my own eyes, on subjects whose parenting was too strict, so they started overcompensating through negative or destructive ways. >Big disagree. That's a matter of homosexuality, not celibacy.
It can be both. Prison is another example. Of course, one could argue prison is a way to educate one's self in how to be a productive member of society, but the majority of people are also longing for a return into the real, uncensored or unrestricted (at least compared to prison) world. >we really need to put some things in order
Some things, yes. But the act of committing a murder is quite different than seeing one be depicted in a fictional setting.
This very conversation and free exchange of ideas we're having right now wouldn't be possible with censorship in place.
The laws have been written in accordance with good conduct, and so far, society has managed to remain relatively stable thanks to said laws. They're not perfect, but there comes a moment where you risk stripping people of their humanity in your pursuit to make them more robot-like, and that can have dangerous consequences.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm probably way less uptight than you figure, but there's a matter of objective good and bad and you tend to relativize a lot. The Japanese by and large are not Christians.
And you may wanna read up on homosexuality a little. A straight guy doesn't just start raping boys.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I know where you're coming from anon, I just don't think art in itself can cause someone to commit something heinous without there being other more potent catalysts. The censorship we do have in place keeps such ideas under a leash, generally, and doesn't promote this behavior in the real world.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Don't underestimate art. It's a brilliant container.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Bad people will find a way to inflict harm on others or society regardless of censorship.
On the other hand, extreme censorship won't help create more good people in itself.
Most reasonable humans are simply aware what is and isn't good conduct and they would not be persuaded by fictional depictions.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I care more about a person's soul than legalities
The two are tied together more often than not.
10 months ago
Anonymous
"Mentioning Jesus" isn't the issue, mongoloid. Almost all the dumb bullshit in this thread is lauding these movies for how they used "religious imagery" when the imagery in general is shallow and idiotic. It's genuinely on the level of Evangelion, which weebs will tell you is genius, but everyone with a brain knows is the work of a schizo.
10 months ago
Anonymous
So in order for it to be good it has to be buried under 50 layers of hidden meaning, irony or something else?
And how is Evangelion the best example you could come up with for something allegedly bad, when it's highly regarded by most people? I'm not even a weeb and I disagree. You're just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
10 months ago
Anonymous
No I'm saying Evangelion is fun but the "religious imagery" was literally admitted by the creator to be there because he thought it looked cool, meanwhile weebs will write entire fricking NOVELS on how the show was so genius and how Anno was playing 5D chess and the religious imagery is actually super meaningful to the characters, because I found some obscure passage that Anno never read that I can quote out of context. The series itself is not trying to make a point about religion or Christianity at all despite all the crosses and references to bizarre Hebrew mystical bullshit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Again, whether it's deep or not depends on the intent of the author. You sound more like you're triggered by any religious connection at all, the very idea of it.
I don't think when creators do that they necessarily intend to come off as smart. It seems like projection on your part.
Although you are at least correct that some people overthink given scenes and the meaning behind them.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Who suggested it's deep in itself? That would depend entirely on the final script and direction. As an idea, it makes sense in that context why such a historical figure would be chosen as a tie-in.
It would even make sense for Mohammad to be used as well, but it's obvious that in the Western world, Jesus is the dominant religious messiah. >for its absolute brainlet approach
We never saw what Ridley's approach would've been either way, so it's hard to tell how it could've turned out.
10 months ago
Anonymous
why did the superman symbolism trigger people so hard?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Because it's fricking dumb. It's trying desperately to liken B-grade capeshit to high art just because both often concern religious subtext. Except in Man of Steel, it's not subtext. It's Snyder going: DUDE DO YOU GET IT? HE'S FRICKING JESUS DUDE.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>HE'S FRICKING JESUS DUDE.
But he's not.
10 months ago
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Shit I meant "he's LIKE fricking Jesus dude" but cool be pedantic, midwit. >Scene right before final battle. >Goes into church and is framed right next to Jesus. >Specifically Jesus in his agony, in the Garden of Gethsemane. >Literally says: "Should I sacrifice myself to save them, Father?" to the Priest.
Dude no, I'm the moron. I concede. I didn't get it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
So what's the problem? Christianizing the israeli Superman was a nice thing to happen.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Superman has been Christianized since forever. George Reeves and Christopher Reeve were both Christians. Though sadly Reeve believed in some bullshit Unitarianism at the end.
>It's trying desperately to liken B-grade capeshit to high art
no it's not, many children are (or used to be) familiar with who jesus is, and the bible, and all that
10 months ago
Anonymous
>which is a religion ENTIRELY founded on the idea of divine forgiveness and grace
You can see stories like Christian guild, forgiveness and grace everywhere. Including in America's obsession with Black folk. So I don't mind these concepts in Alien
>You're missing the allegory
Anon, you can pseud out and read whatever you want into the movie. Fact is, you can read all sorts of shit into pretty much any movie ever made. This doesn't change the fact that (a) you're a pseud and (b) Prometheus and Covenant are bad movies.
He was never an alien in the original draft backstory, but rather a human they took to Paradise to show the Way and sent him back to earth as an emissary to teach the uncultured masses who then crucified him. That was the last straw for the Engineers.
>David is quite literally the most interesting thing to have come out of the entire Weyland-Yutaniverse
crazy bot had its place but not certainly as implying to have actually created the fricking xenos.
I wish the movie made it clear he actually just pulled information from the engis libraries to recreate the original ones. Any true homeworld of xenos should host a ecosystem where they look and feel natural which pretty much mean Giger paintings:the planet. Why is this so fricking hard to understand for script writes and CGI generators. Xenos are aggressive parasitic predators, not some god like ubermensch. They are incapable of anything more then infesting some territory like wolfs in the woods
>as implying to have actually created the fricking xenos
I liked that personally. The idea that they were naturally born given their odd bio-mechanic structure never sat well with me. > Xenos are aggressive parasitic predators, not some god like ubermensch.
Or are they? They're primitive like animals from our perspective, but if their main function is survival, they are more naturally equipped than squishy humans are.
Look at it more like a parasite, or an insect, which it kind of is.
I always put in my head canon they are silicate based life which demands completely alien conditions for it to start successfully scaffolding organics. Like carbon does on earth likes.
Think of the yellow clouds of Venus with its 450 degrees celsius, 90 bar surface pressure atmosphere. Where sulfiric acid rains down from the sky.
Or the -170 degrees celius cold orange methance clouds of Titan. Where the conditions form entire seas of liquid methane. This would go some ways to explain the biomechanical alien nature of xeno and its host ecosystem with the extreme organics (extreme temperature tolerances, sulfuric acid for blood, resistant to hard vaccum in space etc) being the result of its home conditions.
There is so much you can do with this lore and monster design wise instead of the run down alien/aliens formula that is slowly killing the name
There's a lot of possible explanations, but them being created (at least partially) by someone else was one of the things that didn't bother me.
Best case scenario would be no explanation at all, I think, as it aids in the mysterious nature of the creature, but as soon as the first book or comic came out that expanded on that, it was already clear they wouldn't remain mysterious for too long.
As for Titan and Venus, there has been some limited evidence to suggest non-carbon based life, and particularly one of metal composition could be theoretically possible, which is interesting.
https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/alien-series-michael-fassbender-waterston.html >"In a 2017 podcast interview, via IndieWire, Scott said he wanted Alien: Covenant 2 to focus less on the monstrous xenomorphs and more on the androids and other forms of artificial intelligence in the narrative. Perhaps this second Alien TV series will follow a similar trajectory."
Please Scott, forget about Gladiator 2 and just focus on this instead
>pretty shots good, also movie smart >yeah the movie is pretty, but why is everyone in the movie a moron who makes decisions a high school dropout wouldn't? >who cares about the writing bro turn your brain off
I bet you love Avatar too.
10 months ago
Anonymous
shots good, also movie smart
Yeah, that's all it takes. Imagine.
Ridley, give me the third movie you fricking hack. I didn't like Prometheus and I didn't really like Covenant either but at this point I'm invested enough that I want to know how it all ends.
I recall some interviews where Scott was asked what he thought of the reception of Prometheus. He sounded genuinely surprised by the fact people didn't like it. That broke his trust towards the sequel and it was butchered in different manner.
Prometheus is mind bogglingly stupid movie. While visually stunning, the script feels like it was written by a certified moron. Covenant on other hand feels like a parody, but Scott was left out from the loop.
>Space jockey is clearly an ancient fossil millions of years old carrying ancient weapons from some ancient war and their species and technology is some lovecraftian horror that will never be explained so you can fill in the blanks using your imagination
>LOL NEVER MIND THEY ARE JUST BIG PALE BALD HUMANS FROM A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO
>he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers
The engineers were a mystery, as was the xenomorph. Both were just expanded on. Obviously, if you have a character that's been established as one thing for years, thanks for "extended material" and other fan-ficiton, or even just people making up their own internal ideas, you'll piss some individuals off.
But the Space Jockey in the original film serves no other function than mystery.
Was the term "space jockey" (btw, another "immense-fame-reversely-related-to-screen-time-character") uttered by one of the crew members of Nostromo?
No, the production crew used to call it that, so it stuck. It's not mentioned by name in the film.
Interestingly enough, the creature WAS a humanoid in a suit the original script.
>When David Giler and Walter Hill began to rewrite O’Bannon’s script, the alien pilot was removed – along with every other extraterrestrial element. In their initial versions of the film, the titular Alien was a product of The Company’s bioweapons division, with the spore housed in an off-world facility known as The Cylinder. The extraterrestrial pilot was rewritten as a downed human pilot that the Nostromo crew find dead within his vehicle, a ship recognised by Dallas as a “L-52.”
>“Suddenly, Lambert lets out a grunt of shock. Her light has illuminated a skeletal shape. Seated twenty feet beyond them in the control chair. A human being, terribly disfigured.”
>Director Ridley Scott claims to not know the origins of the term “Space Jockey” in relation to the gargantuan carcass found within the derelict. “Who is the big guy in the chair, who was fondly after Alien called the Space Jockey?” Scott said at a Prometheus press event in April 2012. “I don’t know how the hell he got that name.” The term has its earliest origins in this iteration of Giler and Hill’s rewrites, where Dallas refers to the dead human as:
>Dallas: “One dead space jockey, no sign of the other crew members, the old L-52’s generally went up with a compliment of seven…”
>The term is a spin on desk jockey, which is defined as “an office worker who sits at a desk, often as contrasted with someone who does more important or active work.” Since the filmmakers were trying to evoke the feeling that space travel was unglamourous, maybe even boring, the name makes sense in terms of human space pilots, and isn’t hard to fit the alien jockey either. The name also has a precedent in a 1947 Robert Heinlein story, titled, of course, Space Jockey, which is about “a rocket pilot who pilots a commercial passenger spacecraft”. The Shepperton crew, who were given copies of the Alien scripts to read prior to production, seem to have been responsible for making the name stick after its excision from one of the drafts.
I like Prometheus, but I can't defend this. It should've been a biomechanical creature, not a big guy in a weird suit.
The caste of engineers who fly these ships are bio mechanical though. Did you not notice the suit blending in with their flesh? They made their pilot flight suits into their permanent body and that could possibly still fossilize. You just don’t pay attention
What works for Alien Isolation is the interactivity first and foremost. It has an original story, but it could've very well been a retelling of the first Alien, and it still would've worked pretty well.
99% of sequels are just rehashes with nothing new or expansive happening.
Okay but my point is that it's entirely possible to create a non-original movies related trilogy. Giger-esque visuals, Xenomorphs, an evil megacorp pulling the strings and a cool 80s aesthetic is all you need.
There's a number of settings you can put the Alien in, but it would just remain a rehash of the first movie if you don't expand on anything beside that, and it has already been done.
One could argue Ash was the real villain of the first movie, since the creature was just doing what it instinctually does, and I found the David arc more interesting than if it was just about another Ripley but with less charisma than the original.
I just want more Aliens content, man. Like, some of the comics had genuinely cool premises, but ended up sucking because almost all Dark Horse comics suck.
Name 1 Dark Horse Alien comic that wasn't just edgy schlock.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I kind of like the Fire & Stone, and Life & Death comics.
Not great by any means, but good reads
10 months ago
Anonymous
10 months ago
Anonymous
>written by Dan Abnett
Ok I'm interested now.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Aliens Labyrinth. Would've been a better sequel than Joss Whedon's flick in any case.
10 months ago
Anonymous
He asked for a comic that isn't edgy schlock.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Snoopy would be appropriate then I guess. Not something Alien related.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I can't remember if I've read this one before. But I'm definitely adding it to my download list
>written by Dan Abnett
Ok I'm interested now.
I never bothered to look him up. What is he most known for writing, that would cause you to get interested?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>What is he most known for writing, that would cause you to get interested?
Gaunt's Ghosts. Warhammer 40k book series.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That one was turbo nihilist cringe. Cool art, terrible everything else.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I specifically said it would be better than Whedon's trash, not that it was a god tier story.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Well yes but you replied to the question "Name 1 Dark Horse Alien comic that wasn't just edgy schlock."
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's always going to be edgy, whether it's shlock or not depends on whether you think it's a waste of time, I didn't.
I've seen it cited by other people as well over the years.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I really wouldn't call Alien nor Aliens edgy. The franchise becoming bleak suffering-core really only started with 3 and Resurrection, which are also considered to be far worse than 1 and 2, surprise surprise.
10 months ago
Anonymous
They're edgy by virtue of being horror, but I see what you mean about the bleakness. I didn't mind it so I can't comment on whether it's tasteful or not without bias.
I don't care for Resurrection though, it would be better off as its own thing with a different set of creatures.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Americans literally cannot function properly if a given story doesn't have a happy ending or constantly holds your hand that everything will be okay.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Americans literally cannot function properly if a given story doesn't have a happy ending
10 months ago
Anonymous
What does lotr have to do with this?
10 months ago
Anonymous
It means that appreciating happy endings is a patrician trait. There's a reason why edge is associated with children.
10 months ago
Anonymous
No, it's not a patrician trait in itself at all. In fact, if the ending is the only thing you care about, you're an idiot that has been conditioned into not having imagination.
On the other hand, discarding any kind of struggle or drama without a clear or positive outcome as childish, ironically is childish in its inability to cope with the uncertainty of reality.
An ending alone, whether positive or negative for the protagonists, won't make the story good in itself.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Ah, I thought you were generally talking about Dark Horse.
>I just want more Aliens
As in more James Cameron content or in general?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Poor wording on my part, I meant Aliens as in the franchise. Not necessarily another grandiose action movie.
10 months ago
Anonymous
To my understanding most people would be content with the latter, which is why I think the Disney movies will do fine.
Worst case scenario, they'll copy the first Alien.
I see it as pandering without being innovative.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I see it as pandering without being innovative.
It most likely will be, I just think that it's possible for there to be more good Alien media that doesn't need to tie-in with anything and can bring something new to the table. I'll give the new show a hopeful pirate.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's an optimistic take but not what I'm expecting. I think they'll just try to recreate what came before, with slight tweaks, like they did with the new Star Wars trilogy, or two of the movies at least.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Modern movies and TV suck but every once in a while we get a The Terror, so I still have some hope left.
10 months ago
Anonymous
We can agree on one thing being good so something nice came out of this conversation after all. Shame the second season was such a let down, but I heard the The North Water was as good or allegedly better.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Shame the second season was such a let down
Yeah I don't know what the frick were thinking with that one.
Maybe that's reason enough to not do anymore movies at all. Something doesn't have to continue forever.
I haven't seen anything that struck me as original or compelling about the film and without the Alien trappings, it would be even more generic typical sci fi nonsense. There wasn't a story here that needed to be told. It was a bunch of characters is search of a plot.
You can do a series in this universe that doesn't involve the xenomorphs. according to RPG aliens game, between the movies alien and aliens they switched from colonies being mostly protected by colonial sheriffs to creating the colonial marines because of this terrorist group attacking colonies fearful that humanity expanding to the stars might accidentally run into a hostile more advanced race and would lead to humanity's destruction, imagine a whole mini series just based on that
His suit being able to interact with the seat isn't exactly a retcon.
You could easily just say the xenomorph in itself is a retcon too, but is it? He didn't exactly storyboard his art with elaborate origins or meanings.
>How is it possible that you disagree with me? What is this sorcery?
stop it already. why is everyone going on and on on one comment?
Everyone thought it was a skeleton at the time, there was no reason not to. Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on. and the movie was shit for many more reasons than that.
>Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on
It might surprise you that the first Alien wasn't written or directed by Giger either. They technically defiled his original creation right there and then.
The old comics had a different interpretation of the Space Jockeys and they were actually creatures that would seem like they had a skeleton like that. But whether those were written well, I can't tell you.
I don't much like the idea of the Alien having any explanation whatsoever as a species.
stop it already. why is everyone going on and on on one comment?
Everyone thought it was a skeleton at the time, there was no reason not to. Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on. and the movie was shit for many more reasons than that.
Lindelhof was forced on Ridley & Spaight's script because they didn't understand anything. LOST dip with no experience on a big production bowdlerizes it and dumbs it down to the point of literal Ancient Aliens powerpoint presentations and walla, a compromised vision and story.
Covenant got so much vitriolic reeing when it came out. I was impressed. I remember it made so many dorks physically angry because they thought it was bad "sci-fi", not realizing it wasn't really sci-fi at all.
they're both stupid movies.
First post best post.
They're fricking moronic movies that ply at deeper ideas, but Ridley is a brainlet and let Damon Lindeloff ruin Prometheus and then let Alien Covenant get written by committee.
>anime poster
>has awful opinion
like clockwork
your opinions are all garbage.
I'm sure is only 1 guy defending these movies,
nobody is backing you up about the space jokeys or the """subtle""religious ideas
too bad I neither made the thread nor made the majority or the arguments then
must have been your twin sister
like in the end of covenant
GOD remember that?
keep seething and make sure to consoom the disney nostalgia bait without questioning its quality!
remember that scene in prometeus when they ran away in a straight line? God what a piece of garbage
you're the one who wasted your time on it, not my loss
I like Chainsaw Man because it's blatantly moronic. It feels like a mashup of shonen anime and Evil Dead. It's not trying to be smart. Prometheus tries to be smart and fails horribly by having its intelligent characters act like morons.
And yet this is the same board that loses its shit with capeshit. Makes you think.
that's just contrarianism and "popular = bad", although it did start to get quite bad in recent years
Wait, the aliens are supposed to be the primordial source of all life?
Wtf I don’t remember any of those lines from the movies.
It looks like... *scrapes with fingers and then licks fingertips*.... *turns around to you* a script.
snyder pajeet tier
i never caught any of this, is this real? that's a real crappy storytelling if such important lore building is done so crappily
It's from a screenplay.
In the very first scene you see plants.
You know. Organisms that already have DNA structured that way and evolved from unicellular microorganisms that also led to animals and then men.
So that engineer is a moron because there was no need to carry out any sacrifice.
Yes, they weren't ready to make these and should've spent more time in development, maybe the movies wouldn't be shit then.
>plebs still vehemently seething
>Yes, I too, go to an Alien movie for Blade Runner bullshit
Did daddy Ridley take away your walking big black penis rape fantasy?
>Watching Alien movies for the ALIEN? Hoo hoo. Everyone watches it for the gay robots I want to frick
I've seen this anime before.
I hate how this movie didn't even matter.
How did it not?
He wakes up missing a bunch of important events then the impact or whatever that he causes just lets his dad into that place. Next movie Shinji wakes up and all the relevant stuff actually happens.
Reminder
Reminder
perpetually triggering incels, chuds and other assorted scum here is kinda based tho and a reward by itself
It kills me that terfs of all people now get lumped in with the extreme right just because they got left behind in the revolution and weren't willing to adapt.
Anyone who didn't get lumped in with either group of childish extremists is just a being that succeeded in some form or another.
Huh?
The far right and left are both moronic and didn't have parents outside of the internet.
"Obstructionist" is literally a word that can be applied to anyone whose politics go out of their way to be obtuse and fricking annoying, idiot.
you got yelled at for using it, didn't you?
Leftists are the largest obstructionists in politics you fricking brainlet. ZOGbots never allow proper republican policy to pass.
>thread about Alien movies but here's this one word on a meme in one random reply I'm gonna make 50 posts on.
Yep, I'm the brainlet here
Powerfull
I printed this out so I could wipe my ass with it.
Extremely accurate.
Resurrection belongs in Reddit tier. It was written by Joss Whedon for fricks sake
I would also add John Milton to the first column.
for sure
>adding a söyjak to an ancient 8Cinemaphile meme
Frick you.
>penetrating Wagner's ring
there's a reason prometheus/covenant didnt get any games, and most incarnations deal with alien 2.
>There's a reason prometheus/covenant didnt get any games, and most incarnations deal with alien 2.
Wrong. Aliens Fireteam Elite mentions Engineers. The Pathogen DLC is about the black goo.
Aliens Dark Descent also mentions Engineers
Aliens is better suited for a game in general, although Isolation proved that Alien could also work well enough.
Covenant had a cringe cgi scene of a xenomorph jumping around. Replace it with Alien.
So wait.
The drooling moron that thinks A3 is good (not even the director does) is the same Prometheus moron.
It all makes sense now.
He ranked it lower though. But yeah it's better than Aliens and Resurrection.
AvP was kind of neat but the PG rating brings it down a bit.
A3 is absolutely not better than Aliens barring some interesting shot. There are pacing, writing, visual and conceptual issues that are massive and NONE involved got what they wanted creatively speaking. It was a long compromise with some interesting part.
That's it. Anything else is contrarianism.
Cope.
Very kino poster. Although I don't understand why Alien suddenly had to have Christian symbolism after 2.
they looked pretty and im mildly gay for michael fassbender
The posters are more interesting than the movies
the movies are interesting as well, just flawed
today OP was not a gay
Naw, they suck.
Human looking for their creators is old hat and this movies didn't do anything new with it.
Covenant was just characters acting like morons. Both movies were that actually, but Covenant didn't even have some pretentious angle.
Every time both these movies started to go in a direction that hinted at something really really good, they suddenly take a hard turn into basic action movie bullshit territory. This could've been one of the most kino sc-ifi sagas of all time if it wasn't cursed from the start with having to be in the same universe as Aliens
Even at that, they could have still pulled it off, but it's like they left all the decision making up to that guy and vice that throws dildos at words on a whiteboard.
(unsupported file type:mp4. seriously?)
Covenant combines sophisticated religious allegory in the style of Late Medieval catechistic cycle plays with the cinematic equivalent of doggerel, slasher horror. This is the exact same style that was used ingeniously by the first Poet Laureate of England, John Skelton
It's a genuinely fascinating film that deals with some interesting philosophical themes (like the reverse Pygmalion story between David and Shaw) but plebs just go in and think
>Hurr this movie same as others! Why they go into ship again?!
Not realizing the cyclicality and repetition are part of Scott's project
>Not realizing the cyclicality and repetition are part of Scott's project
Exactly. Problem is, what he's cycling and repeating is garbage. GIGO, anon. Scott hasn't made a good movie in decades. He's coasting on "repetition."
>Scott hasn't made a good movie in decades.
BUT... There are two or three genres, entire fricking genres, that owe their look to him.
For that I'll never write him off.
>It's meant to be bad
getting real tired of that excuse
>I was being gay and moronic on purpose
Okay gay morons
There’s a difference between trying something intentional and new and it failing VS doing something low effort. But redditors just repeat the same mindless insults at everything
>lazy and incompetent
>a slap in the face to fans
>I am le tired of this
Dumb people's ideas of smart movies.
>t. midwit
are you faking sophistication by pretending silly, badly written monster movies are deep or, even more hilariously, you really think they are.
I will still never forgive that stupid fricking Penis Worm scene in Prometheus, for as long as I live. Gilbert Kane didn't know a fricking alien would melt through his helmet and rape his face. Meanwhile the scientists in Prometheus throw off their helmets at a scanner read (which shouldn't be trusted in a life-or-death situation) and immediately try to pet first fricking contact.
Pretty much this. In a movie full of stupid shit, this ranks among the stupidest.
Even the "running in a straight line from a rolling ship" bit?
At least that can be explained by "people don't think rationally when they're in fight-or-flight and that often leads to their deaths" and not "the zoologist and cartologist we hired for this mission have room-temperature IQs and act like fricking frat boys from an Eli Roth movie."
>the cartologist gets lost bit
when is ridley just going to die?
Also pretty fricking dumb.
The absolute worst IMHO is the aborted alien fetus trapped inside that tiny surgical pod. How does the little bastard grow like 100x in mass in the space of literal minutes with nothing to eat/consume?
It's very intelligent sci-fi, that's why the creatures run on fricking anime rules.
Scientists in real life do absolutely stupid shit all the time, and also have some of the dumbest fricking personal beliefs imaginable. T. Biologist and MD.
>>They were meant to be stupid
>It was a profound deep movie about people acting blatantly stupid
Well, you would know if you weren't a NEET that barely made it through high school.
>Uhh actually a man sent into space to make first contact would take off his helmet and try to pet a hostile lifeform because..... WE'RE JUST moronic OK.
Post your university diplomas.
You first.
Make me.
Do you refuse the challenge?
Yes, because posting a diploma with my full name and University on it on Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile board is not very smart, bucko. 🙂
Post the title with date of graduation alone with a time stamp, cover the personal information, but we both know you are not going to do it.
what does that even mean?
implies that we're supposed to be fine with watch moron characters because they're morons in real life. Couldn't come up with an actual response, you dumb shit?
>Everyone is making fun of my movie Well, they're all just poopyheads
>They were meant to be stupid
I don't know about Covenant, but in Prometheus they're indeed meant to be stupid. The Charlize Theron character did hire morons on purpose, to low-key sabotage her father's mission
>t. Biologist and MD
I have a lump on my foot along the fascia. Google tells me not to worry about it unless it hurts. Do I have foot cancer doc?
>Scientists in real life do absolutely stupid shit all the time
Not on their shit. I mean it can HAPPEN to some moron (you included I presume), but the movie premise is that
1) These are selected people
2) each one fricks up in his/her own specialty
It's just too much to keep immersion anon.
Also please change job.
are these actual promo posters?
they’re pretty good, the movies sucked though
Between the two movies there's enough ideas and content to make one good film... that's kind of the problem.
Prometheus has a problem where all the characters suck and do stupid shit, so there's no reason to care about what happens to them or what they're doing. Covenant barely makes up for this by focusing more on David's story. Unfortunately Covenant is basically just a remake of Aliens so it's also not very good.
And because of it we are now getting a shitty zoomer slasher instead of the third prequel.
I'm still seething that the execs forced Ridley to turn the Prometheus sequel into more of a generic Alien film instead of just allowing him to make a proper sequel to expand the world beyond just the Xenomorphs.
David is quite literally the most interesting thing to have come out of the entire Weyland-Yutaniverse
great bait mate
How is my statement bait?
David is more interesting a character than any of the human characters that's been established, and he's more interesting as a "villain" than the xenomorphs.
And I would have much preferred seeing Ridley continue David's story without being shackled to the Alien franchise and instead allowed David's story to progress further towards the Engineers and Space Jockey, rather than the xenomorphs and more Earth Humans
Almost like leeching off the Alien movies was a stupid idea to begin with.
Or its because that's his universe he created, and a parallel could be drawn between the two. Not to mention it's much easier getting funding and getting people to see your movie if you tie it to an already established franchise.
and when you tie it into a existence franchise, don't b***h when people expect it to be another entry in that franchise, not some shitty OC tale LEECHING off a popular film.
Maybe the sad fact is everyone knew the idea was too weak to work on its own
If you can, why not tie them together and draw parallels either way?
He's free to create his shared universe.
Because again.
when you tie it into a existence franchise, people expect it to be another entry in that franchise, not some shitty OC tale LEECHING off a popular film.
Nobody gives a shit about the "universe" of Alien including Scott. See
He just wanted to make some pretty film that I guess he thought was deep and used Alien to bait and switch people into being interested
he created
he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers themselves, and basically just threw in a bunch of elements form the original, willy-nilly, like window dressing, not giving a shit how any of it connected to anything.
>he flat out retcon shit from Alien, starting with the Engineers
The engineers were a mystery, as was the xenomorph. Both were just expanded on. Obviously, if you have a character that's been established as one thing for years, thanks for "extended material" and other fan-ficiton, or even just people making up their own internal ideas, you'll piss some individuals off.
But the Space Jockey in the original film serves no other function than mystery.
their whole structure from skeletons to exosuits.
It wasn't any extended material, it was what the film showed on it's own.
Got any proof it was a skeleton to begin with? It "looks" that way?
Yep it looks that way. To everyone that saw it. Nobody thought it was a damn suit.
hence my calling it a retcon in the new one
Looks like a suit to me dude
NOW it does to you. Don't bullshit anyone.
and this is all beside the point.
The bottom line is if Prometheus was a GOOD film, nobody would give a shit that it wasn't about Alien. Everyone went to see it. He got them into the seats, and they were stuck with two hours of people acting like morons. It wasn't too deep, and it wasn't that it didn't give them a rehash, it was a collection of tired angry robot bullshit and dumb slasher movie characters.
Hell, the script was even better. It's like they looked at it and said, "wait this makes too much sense. Frick it up some more"
People see what they want to see. I could say 2001: A Space Odyssey is just a bunch of monkeys throwing sticks and a boring robot talking in a monotone voice for 2 hours. Or that Stalker is a bunch of impoverished bums walking in a bugged version of Minecraft, but that would just be me oversimplifying things and being cynical.
There is enough depth to Prometheus for some viewers to find engaging, but most people, like you said yourself, were expecting another Alien film.
>like you said yourself, were expecting another Alien film.
I literally said if Prometheus was a GOOD film, nobody would give a shit that it wasn't about Alien
It remains a hypothetical pondering since it is associated with Alien.
It's not hypothetical. Nobody liked it. Lots of people b***hed about things besides the lack of Alien. YOU just don't want to listen to them a decide YOU know what nobody liked it.
>Nobody liked it
It was divisive but to imply no one liked it is simply false.
Yep, that's why The stupdio forced the changes on him for the sequel before shitcanning the thing entirely.
>that's why The stupdio forced the changes on him
And also why Covenant had worse ratings than Prometheus, and why it didn't perform well at the box office, DESPITE catering to the masses for half the re-written script and being just another Aliens type film.
you mean people didn't line up to see a sequel to Prometheus? Strange.
and everyone agrees that film is shit too. doesn't mean everyone secretly loved the first one.
We didn't really know anything about it, period. It can be perceived as a skeleton, but it can also be seen as a sarcophagus, suit or a number of other things. The Engineers appearing closer to humans makes more contextual sense.
>actually defending the retkon of iconic imagery
society is collapsing
How is it a retcon if you don't know what the thing even was to begin with?
>but it doesn't look 1:1 to the film
It's clearly fossilized. No humans look exactly alike either, neither do their clothing or equipment.
We saw in Prometheus that these suits were biomechanical and blended in with their flesh, so for all intents and purposes they could probably fossilize too
PROOOHHH :DDD :DD :---DD
I like Prometheus, but I can't defend this. It should've been a biomechanical creature, not a big guy in a weird suit.
Yeah, I don't really understanding what all these brainlets are ranting and raving about retconning for.
Nothing was changed because nothing existed. They were just there, prometheus is a hey why were they there? Story
>ranting and raving
one more time
He basically just threw in a bunch of elements form the original, willy-nilly, like window dressing, not giving a shit how any of it connected to anything.
>another robot that despises his human creators.
>so original
>Thinking David's motivation is as dull as "humans bad"
Covenant would've been better without the changes made to appease people who were just looking for a soft-reboot of the first film.
https://collider.com/alien-covenant-original-story-prometheus-2/
Agreed
>coming to a thread about Prometheus and Covenant and just trying to argue with those who enjoy the films
There's no point in arguing with morons, moron. That's one of the first rules of the internet, which you'd know if you weren't a moron. Have a nice moronic day!
>Jesus was an Alien
I prefer the mess we got over cringy fedora shit.
Yeah and people like you were pissing and shitting themselves when Paradise Lost was written, but guess what? Those people died with no one to remember them while Milton's literature is still being discussed.
You're missing the allegory and the larger picture out of some dishonest sense of moralgayging.
Jesus being an Alien has been done a million times before. And it was never good. How about Muhammad being an Alien instead?
I don't recall any movies doing that, but I fail to see the issue with either him or Mohammad as one, in order to serve as an allegory and aid the story.
Do you really think Joan Osborne singing about "what if god was one of us" is blasphemous and she is directly suggesting that's the "canon" Christian belief?
I don't believe that they made Jesus explicitly an Engineer, just that they had been to Earth around the time of his birth and they had a hand in his creation.
Fully Human, with the knowledge, understanding, and ability to communicate with the Engineers.
Jesus being an engineer makes zero sense if you actually read the Bible, even if you're not religious. It's just cringe fedora tipping.
He wasn't exactly an engineer, but "fedora tipping" should be the least of your concerns when trying to make art. It's a pointless limitation and nothing more.
And since it's a fictional movie, you're not exactly risking anyone creating a new branch of religion over it either. Jesus' image and concept is free to use in anything.
Re-read my post
I don't believe Jesus was intended to be an Engineer in this universe. Just that they had their hand in his creation. Not an Engineer-Human hybrid, but fully human with communication to them and knowledge beyond anything that the humans of 2000 years ago could comprehend
And this is coming from a Christian who's trying to interpret what the story is in the universe
>Jesus being an engineer makes zero sense
I thought it was a good, but blasphemous, idea
The cave drawings weren't an invitation, but a warning to humanity. Be less violent or else. Jesus being send by engineers to give humanity one more chance to be peaceful, and humanity failing is a great concept
IIRC, he wasn't actually an engineer in the story, but even if he was, it's not blashphemous unless its directly stating that this is what happened in real life.
And even then, there's actually a lot of theories that tie aliens and religious texts together.
It's a moronic fricking idea, and your unrelated book shitposting is hilarious. Father Amorth is an absolute fricking fraud and the Friedkin movie on him is a genuine embarrassment. I couldn't fricking believe that the same man who made Sorcerer and The Exorcist made that piece of absolute Ghost Hunters tier shit.
Why?
It is a legitimately bad idea, using The Engineers as a parallel for The Lord's Final Warning to Man isn't smart, it's a bullshit Noah's Flood allegory that also brings in Christianity for no fricking reason, which is a religion ENTIRELY founded on the idea of divine forgiveness and grace.
>Why is this a bad idea?
>Well, you see, because it is
Methinks you're just afraid of the potentially blasphemous implication, but again, it's a movie anon. And Jesus wouldn't have been an Engineer. The negative connotations are more directly tied to David who in some ways mirrors Lucifer.
The real issue is that it would just attract too much unneeded controversy, which is never a worthwhile idea when it comes to movies, at least if they want some chance at the box office. I'm down with the idea but I would never release a film like that.
I'm not a Christian and genuinely don't give a shit about blasphemy. I'm a fan of 'satanic' metal. But using Jesus imagery your movie isn't fricking deep you cretin, and the core idea behind it is contradictory and idiotic. Man of Steel had more reason to use the Jesus imagery, and even that deserved all the hate it got for its absolute brainlet approach.
DO YOU GET IT?
IT'S JESUS IN THE GARDEN OF GETHSEMANE.
AND SUPERMAN ASKS IF HE REALLY HAS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO SAVE HUMANITY.
BRAVO SNYDER I CLAPPED.
>What am I? Some kinda savior of humanity?
>metalhead
>midwit
Shocking.
That's the only redeemable quality about that anon's shallow post.
>don't mention jesus or otherwise your film is inherently pseudo intelligent
I dunno, if you haven't grown out of your metal phase in your early twenties, you're probably a huge manchild.
That's not how it works. Your music taste is likely the least important quality about you.
Metal is aesthetically repugnant. The only aesthetic metal is more niche stuff like Black Metal, which is practically satanic liturgy and thus also childish.
>6066
Damn, so close. Anyway I am that gay, and black metal is the only metal I'm a diehard fan of. Also sludge and drone come in clutch.
>black metal
Grow out of it, bud. It's not good for you.
I think it's pretty good.
Weren't you complaining about edgy shit earlier or was it the other anon?
Other anon, I'm not a fan of Mayhem, or Burzum. Varg is a tryhard gay and I couldn't care less about TRVE CVLT shit.
Again, your music taste is the least important aspect of you as a person, it can't make you more mature or less. If you're versed in musical history, I guess that *might* make you mature by way of having more knowledge than other people.
But it's down to personal preference. There is an irony of him listening to metal though, it doesn't coincide with his dislike of edge.
>But it's down to personal preference
Beauty isn't all that subjective.
It's not, but music is a really hard thing to measure objectively. It's one of those things where you could have a PhD in nuclear astrophysics and listen to LL Cool J.
Well, you can look at it through a cultural lense. Where a certain kind of music is played, what the subculture is like.
Ugly. Wasn't Euronymous a commie and put stuff up his butt?
>Well, you can look at it through a cultural lense. Where a certain kind of music is played, what the subculture is like.
cont.
It's about what function music serves. You have liturgical music, you have folk music and such and now you have all this weird modern stuff that's just all over the place, mainly appealing to mood and (often times confused) aesthetic sensibilities.
>mainly appealing to mood and (often times confused) aesthetic sensibilities.
Yeah, what a crime that art be used as a means of expression and not just serve some dogmatic function.
Question is what it expresses, no? Is thing good or bad? Does thing help or not? It's chaotic out there. People better watch out.
You can't censor humans' ideas anon. Not everything will always express joy, love or happiness. But many could argue that music and other art which is considered "dark" can also be cathartic and help you get rid of said emotions.
There's good ways seeking catharsis and bad ones also. A lot of bad ones in fact.
I agree with that and I can sort of gather that you're hinting a connection with Varg here but I'm not the anon who suggested he listens to that specifically. Humans are always the ones responsible for their actions. A film, video game or piece of music can only ever be a possible catalyst, but it will not be the reason alone you do something bad.
Tempting people is far from a good thing, anon. Temptation shouldn't run freely, if we can prevent it.
Do your worries stem from religion or just general concern about people? If you are religious, you would know God gave us free will knowing full well that the temptation of sin would be a possibility, as true goodness cannot exist in a vacuum, without evil existing.
I think the people who can be tipped over the edge by a piece of media were already messed up to begin with, and their course was already set.
Both. Turning the other cheek in the face of evil or (participating in) tempting others are very bad things. And I don't really see this being about tipping someone over the edge. It's small things accumulating also.
I agree that it's a number of things which accumulate when a person has issues, but multimedia doesn't seem to play a big role in that, statistically.
The cases in which that happens, if any, are outliers with too small of a percentage to pose a general concern for humanity, or need for extreme censorship.
There's also the fact that censorship on a cultural level or otherwise, can lead to a build up of "degenerate thoughts", and Japan and their rather depraved hentai industry is one small reflection of this.
You underestimate media. It amplifies bad tendencies like crazy and people do even worship it in a manner (look at the soifacing Star Wars freaks). Ever looked up where Rock'n Roll comes from btw? We're so overwhelmed by the constant media output these days that we fail to understand a lot of its cultural genesis.
We're talking about serious crime here, not someone getting overly excited over a 2 min trailer. Despite all of its potential flaws, the censorship of media would do more harm than good, because all of that bottled up expression would show its face in a different manner, and potentially one that is dangerous.
If anything, media can subdue people's turmoil or impure thoughts and channel it into a creative outlet, rather than a school shooting, rape or something else.
You have a very secular way to look at things. I care more about a person's soul than legalities. The kind of stuff you're speaking of sounds akin-ish to those shrinks giving out SSRIs like candy. Fighting symptoms isn't enough.
Listening to Kiss isn't sending you to Hell anon, you don't need to worry about that.
God forgave the original sin, he can forgive you for a Gene Simmons poster, however tacky it may be.
With the music stuff it's a case by case. And again, it's not so much about tipping you over necessarily but rather just being a bad influence that leads to other bad influences. Beauty matters.
Beauty can be found in things that are otherwise grotesque. This is especially evident with painting, but also all other forms of art.
Whether you look at it from a practical or religious perspective, the pureness of your soul is dictated more by your actions than ideas of artistic expression. As it stands, the unfiltered state of art in the world has more positives than negatives. You're free to indulge in whatever you consider to be beauty.
Not gonna watch some autistic YouTube video, subhuman.
Like I said, there is beauty to be found in many things, and not all of them depict inherently positive things. But universal censorship of art would lead to uglier scenes than you would find in any art, in a tangible way. Humanity has used this outlet for as long as it has existed.
Don't focus on the rare exceptions who are solely interested in causing harm to people.
I think society got more perverse lacking censorship. More censorship would help. This whole idea of needing an outlet for whatever vile thing you're thinking about is about the same one as giving pedophiles access to child sex dolls or cp. With lack of censorship perversion gains nuance, which it really shouldn't.
>I think society got more perverse lacking censorship
There's evidence to the contrary. Like I said, look at Japan's uptight culture and how that resulted in various expressions of otherwise degenerate acts in their art. Or a priest sworn to celibacy raping a child. Mind you, what I'm suggesting here doesn't go against God's teachings, I'm saying that humans are born into sin and naturally need an outlet to express their feelings, including the forbidden knowledge (negative emotions). To deny this and take it away from humans would be to suggest we are God-like and perfect, which we are not. Only through divine salvation can we be, and it is not in this life. That's the religious aspect. The practical one is even more of a no-brainer. You stunt humanity if you impose too much censorship over it. No one is suggesting we should live in total frivolity or be unchecked by any law, but there is a balance to be struck, and for most of human history, we have managed that well enough.
>Japan's uptight culture
The Japs are androgynous and pagans. So that's a bit of a different matter.
>Or a priest sworn to celibacy raping a child.
Big disagree. That's a matter of homosexuality, not celibacy. A heterosexual man wouldn't go out raping a boy, he'd just visit a woman prostitute.
>You stunt humanity if you impose too much censorship over it
Well, yeah, too much says it already. But we really need to put some things in order and understanding cultural heritage is a huge part of it, especially considering how global communications have amped up. Too much chaos right now.
>So that's a bit of a different matter.
Is it really? The Japanese have had a strict sense of morality and honor tied to their culture for centuries. But if you hold too tight of a leash on someone, eventually they will overcompensate. I've seen it with my own eyes, on subjects whose parenting was too strict, so they started overcompensating through negative or destructive ways.
>Big disagree. That's a matter of homosexuality, not celibacy.
It can be both. Prison is another example. Of course, one could argue prison is a way to educate one's self in how to be a productive member of society, but the majority of people are also longing for a return into the real, uncensored or unrestricted (at least compared to prison) world.
>we really need to put some things in order
Some things, yes. But the act of committing a murder is quite different than seeing one be depicted in a fictional setting.
This very conversation and free exchange of ideas we're having right now wouldn't be possible with censorship in place.
The laws have been written in accordance with good conduct, and so far, society has managed to remain relatively stable thanks to said laws. They're not perfect, but there comes a moment where you risk stripping people of their humanity in your pursuit to make them more robot-like, and that can have dangerous consequences.
I'm probably way less uptight than you figure, but there's a matter of objective good and bad and you tend to relativize a lot. The Japanese by and large are not Christians.
And you may wanna read up on homosexuality a little. A straight guy doesn't just start raping boys.
I know where you're coming from anon, I just don't think art in itself can cause someone to commit something heinous without there being other more potent catalysts. The censorship we do have in place keeps such ideas under a leash, generally, and doesn't promote this behavior in the real world.
Don't underestimate art. It's a brilliant container.
Bad people will find a way to inflict harm on others or society regardless of censorship.
On the other hand, extreme censorship won't help create more good people in itself.
Most reasonable humans are simply aware what is and isn't good conduct and they would not be persuaded by fictional depictions.
>I care more about a person's soul than legalities
The two are tied together more often than not.
"Mentioning Jesus" isn't the issue, mongoloid. Almost all the dumb bullshit in this thread is lauding these movies for how they used "religious imagery" when the imagery in general is shallow and idiotic. It's genuinely on the level of Evangelion, which weebs will tell you is genius, but everyone with a brain knows is the work of a schizo.
So in order for it to be good it has to be buried under 50 layers of hidden meaning, irony or something else?
And how is Evangelion the best example you could come up with for something allegedly bad, when it's highly regarded by most people? I'm not even a weeb and I disagree. You're just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
No I'm saying Evangelion is fun but the "religious imagery" was literally admitted by the creator to be there because he thought it looked cool, meanwhile weebs will write entire fricking NOVELS on how the show was so genius and how Anno was playing 5D chess and the religious imagery is actually super meaningful to the characters, because I found some obscure passage that Anno never read that I can quote out of context. The series itself is not trying to make a point about religion or Christianity at all despite all the crosses and references to bizarre Hebrew mystical bullshit.
Again, whether it's deep or not depends on the intent of the author. You sound more like you're triggered by any religious connection at all, the very idea of it.
I don't think when creators do that they necessarily intend to come off as smart. It seems like projection on your part.
Although you are at least correct that some people overthink given scenes and the meaning behind them.
Who suggested it's deep in itself? That would depend entirely on the final script and direction. As an idea, it makes sense in that context why such a historical figure would be chosen as a tie-in.
It would even make sense for Mohammad to be used as well, but it's obvious that in the Western world, Jesus is the dominant religious messiah.
>for its absolute brainlet approach
We never saw what Ridley's approach would've been either way, so it's hard to tell how it could've turned out.
why did the superman symbolism trigger people so hard?
Because it's fricking dumb. It's trying desperately to liken B-grade capeshit to high art just because both often concern religious subtext. Except in Man of Steel, it's not subtext. It's Snyder going: DUDE DO YOU GET IT? HE'S FRICKING JESUS DUDE.
>HE'S FRICKING JESUS DUDE.
But he's not.
Shit I meant "he's LIKE fricking Jesus dude" but cool be pedantic, midwit.
>Scene right before final battle.
>Goes into church and is framed right next to Jesus.
>Specifically Jesus in his agony, in the Garden of Gethsemane.
>Literally says: "Should I sacrifice myself to save them, Father?" to the Priest.
Dude no, I'm the moron. I concede. I didn't get it.
So what's the problem? Christianizing the israeli Superman was a nice thing to happen.
Superman has been Christianized since forever. George Reeves and Christopher Reeve were both Christians. Though sadly Reeve believed in some bullshit Unitarianism at the end.
Not to this degree.
https://thesymbolicworld.com/2020/08/24/the-symbolic-structure-of-movies-batman-v-superman-2016-part-i/
https://thesymbolicworld.com/2020/10/05/the-symbolic-structure-of-movies-batman-v-superman-2016-part-ii/
>It's trying desperately to liken B-grade capeshit to high art
no it's not, many children are (or used to be) familiar with who jesus is, and the bible, and all that
>which is a religion ENTIRELY founded on the idea of divine forgiveness and grace
You can see stories like Christian guild, forgiveness and grace everywhere. Including in America's obsession with Black folk. So I don't mind these concepts in Alien
>You're missing the allegory
Anon, you can pseud out and read whatever you want into the movie. Fact is, you can read all sorts of shit into pretty much any movie ever made. This doesn't change the fact that (a) you're a pseud and (b) Prometheus and Covenant are bad movies.
We can agree to disagree. I'm sure many would disagree that Aliens is a cheapened out popcorn flick too, but it is to me.
He was never an alien in the original draft backstory, but rather a human they took to Paradise to show the Way and sent him back to earth as an emissary to teach the uncultured masses who then crucified him. That was the last straw for the Engineers.
Tough shit. Ridley should have made an original movie instead of piggy backing off of Alien.
That's what he did, he just tied the two together. Audience members were confused and wanted another rehash, so the Covenant script was reworked.
>David is quite literally the most interesting thing to have come out of the entire Weyland-Yutaniverse
crazy bot had its place but not certainly as implying to have actually created the fricking xenos.
I wish the movie made it clear he actually just pulled information from the engis libraries to recreate the original ones. Any true homeworld of xenos should host a ecosystem where they look and feel natural which pretty much mean Giger paintings:the planet. Why is this so fricking hard to understand for script writes and CGI generators. Xenos are aggressive parasitic predators, not some god like ubermensch. They are incapable of anything more then infesting some territory like wolfs in the woods
>as implying to have actually created the fricking xenos
I liked that personally. The idea that they were naturally born given their odd bio-mechanic structure never sat well with me.
> Xenos are aggressive parasitic predators, not some god like ubermensch.
Or are they? They're primitive like animals from our perspective, but if their main function is survival, they are more naturally equipped than squishy humans are.
Look at it more like a parasite, or an insect, which it kind of is.
>Giger paintings:the planet.
Giger's paintings don't evoke a planet or place that came about naturally. They suggest some modification.
I always put in my head canon they are silicate based life which demands completely alien conditions for it to start successfully scaffolding organics. Like carbon does on earth likes.
Think of the yellow clouds of Venus with its 450 degrees celsius, 90 bar surface pressure atmosphere. Where sulfiric acid rains down from the sky.
Or the -170 degrees celius cold orange methance clouds of Titan. Where the conditions form entire seas of liquid methane. This would go some ways to explain the biomechanical alien nature of xeno and its host ecosystem with the extreme organics (extreme temperature tolerances, sulfuric acid for blood, resistant to hard vaccum in space etc) being the result of its home conditions.
There is so much you can do with this lore and monster design wise instead of the run down alien/aliens formula that is slowly killing the name
There's a lot of possible explanations, but them being created (at least partially) by someone else was one of the things that didn't bother me.
Best case scenario would be no explanation at all, I think, as it aids in the mysterious nature of the creature, but as soon as the first book or comic came out that expanded on that, it was already clear they wouldn't remain mysterious for too long.
As for Titan and Venus, there has been some limited evidence to suggest non-carbon based life, and particularly one of metal composition could be theoretically possible, which is interesting.
Prometheus is great, Covenant sucks
Covenant has it's moments where it shines, but everything it definitely stands in the shadow of Prometheus.
>it definitely stands in the shadow of Prometheus
How can anything stand inside such a tiny shadow?
Prometheus felt like a cheap 90s scifi script that had been picked up by a massive studio for some reason.
This
I like the concept of Covenant though. The space exploiration of Prometheus combined with the horror of Alien
Second??
There was a first?
https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/alien-series-michael-fassbender-waterston.html
>"In a 2017 podcast interview, via IndieWire, Scott said he wanted Alien: Covenant 2 to focus less on the monstrous xenomorphs and more on the androids and other forms of artificial intelligence in the narrative. Perhaps this second Alien TV series will follow a similar trajectory."
Please Scott, forget about Gladiator 2 and just focus on this instead
>focus on this instead
What's the point? I'm 99.99% sure whatever they come up with is going to be even worse than Prometheus and Covenant.
>Please Scott, forget about Gladiator 2 and just focus on this instead
This. He is old and has little time left. Please use it to make more Alien
Please die tomorrow and save us all from more of your horseshit, Ridley. You haven't made a good movie in over 20 years.
Frick off redditor. Prometheus was great
>pretty shots good, also movie smart
>yeah the movie is pretty, but why is everyone in the movie a moron who makes decisions a high school dropout wouldn't?
>who cares about the writing bro turn your brain off
I bet you love Avatar too.
shots good, also movie smart
Yeah, that's all it takes. Imagine.
>Calling someone else Reddit while defending Ridley slop
Embarrassing
If you like Taxi Driver you should be more ashamed than if you like Prometheus
no, you will enjoy the disneyslop and you will be happy
Did the Ortega series get canned?
Ridley, give me the third movie you fricking hack. I didn't like Prometheus and I didn't really like Covenant either but at this point I'm invested enough that I want to know how it all ends.
I liked the khazar milkers.
>A monster tore me up something fierce. I should go off alone, even though I know there's more freely running around.
Agreed. I love both films, I just wish Ridley didn’t cave to the plebs and give Covenant a split identity.
>I just wish Ridley didn’t cave to the plebs and give Covenant a split identity.
100%
I recall some interviews where Scott was asked what he thought of the reception of Prometheus. He sounded genuinely surprised by the fact people didn't like it. That broke his trust towards the sequel and it was butchered in different manner.
the worst thing about the alien films is that they're all fricking identical, even if they're supposedly trying to expand on the lore
Prometheus is mind bogglingly stupid movie. While visually stunning, the script feels like it was written by a certified moron. Covenant on other hand feels like a parody, but Scott was left out from the loop.
>the script feels like it was written by a certified moron
Damon Lindelof? Check.
Nah, Lost is good.
What if the engineers were xenomorphs wearing skin suits the whole time?
Shit idea. It should be a predator instead.
Ridley Scott is a fricking moron with a nice eye for visuals
>Space jockey is clearly an ancient fossil millions of years old carrying ancient weapons from some ancient war and their species and technology is some lovecraftian horror that will never be explained so you can fill in the blanks using your imagination
>LOL NEVER MIND THEY ARE JUST BIG PALE BALD HUMANS FROM A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO
Frick these movies, they are not canon
Was the term "space jockey" (btw, another "immense-fame-reversely-related-to-screen-time-character") uttered by one of the crew members of Nostromo?
no the crew of the movie made up the term
So it only appears in the credits then?
It was used in interviews and marketing as well. From there it bled to wider use.
No, the production crew used to call it that, so it stuck. It's not mentioned by name in the film.
Interestingly enough, the creature WAS a humanoid in a suit the original script.
>When David Giler and Walter Hill began to rewrite O’Bannon’s script, the alien pilot was removed – along with every other extraterrestrial element. In their initial versions of the film, the titular Alien was a product of The Company’s bioweapons division, with the spore housed in an off-world facility known as The Cylinder. The extraterrestrial pilot was rewritten as a downed human pilot that the Nostromo crew find dead within his vehicle, a ship recognised by Dallas as a “L-52.”
>“Suddenly, Lambert lets out a grunt of shock. Her light has illuminated a skeletal shape. Seated twenty feet beyond them in the control chair. A human being, terribly disfigured.”
-Walter Hill & David Giler Alien draft, undated.
cont.
>Director Ridley Scott claims to not know the origins of the term “Space Jockey” in relation to the gargantuan carcass found within the derelict. “Who is the big guy in the chair, who was fondly after Alien called the Space Jockey?” Scott said at a Prometheus press event in April 2012. “I don’t know how the hell he got that name.” The term has its earliest origins in this iteration of Giler and Hill’s rewrites, where Dallas refers to the dead human as:
>Dallas: “One dead space jockey, no sign of the other crew members, the old L-52’s generally went up with a compliment of seven…”
>The term is a spin on desk jockey, which is defined as “an office worker who sits at a desk, often as contrasted with someone who does more important or active work.” Since the filmmakers were trying to evoke the feeling that space travel was unglamourous, maybe even boring, the name makes sense in terms of human space pilots, and isn’t hard to fit the alien jockey either. The name also has a precedent in a 1947 Robert Heinlein story, titled, of course, Space Jockey, which is about “a rocket pilot who pilots a commercial passenger spacecraft”. The Shepperton crew, who were given copies of the Alien scripts to read prior to production, seem to have been responsible for making the name stick after its excision from one of the drafts.
>initially a bioweapon of a private company
>presented later as a randomly manifested threat
THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING
The caste of engineers who fly these ships are bio mechanical though. Did you not notice the suit blending in with their flesh? They made their pilot flight suits into their permanent body and that could possibly still fossilize. You just don’t pay attention
are you christian by any chance?
The Engineer easily left the chair to pursue Shaw, it's not the same.
I don't get why Ridley felt the need to make an Alien origin story. He could've just made a story in the Alien universe. Worked for Alien Isolation.
What works for Alien Isolation is the interactivity first and foremost. It has an original story, but it could've very well been a retelling of the first Alien, and it still would've worked pretty well.
99% of sequels are just rehashes with nothing new or expansive happening.
Okay but my point is that it's entirely possible to create a non-original movies related trilogy. Giger-esque visuals, Xenomorphs, an evil megacorp pulling the strings and a cool 80s aesthetic is all you need.
There's a number of settings you can put the Alien in, but it would just remain a rehash of the first movie if you don't expand on anything beside that, and it has already been done.
One could argue Ash was the real villain of the first movie, since the creature was just doing what it instinctually does, and I found the David arc more interesting than if it was just about another Ripley but with less charisma than the original.
I just want more Aliens content, man. Like, some of the comics had genuinely cool premises, but ended up sucking because almost all Dark Horse comics suck.
Hello resident Marvel intern!
Name 1 Dark Horse Alien comic that wasn't just edgy schlock.
I kind of like the Fire & Stone, and Life & Death comics.
Not great by any means, but good reads
>written by Dan Abnett
Ok I'm interested now.
Aliens Labyrinth. Would've been a better sequel than Joss Whedon's flick in any case.
He asked for a comic that isn't edgy schlock.
Snoopy would be appropriate then I guess. Not something Alien related.
I can't remember if I've read this one before. But I'm definitely adding it to my download list
I never bothered to look him up. What is he most known for writing, that would cause you to get interested?
>What is he most known for writing, that would cause you to get interested?
Gaunt's Ghosts. Warhammer 40k book series.
That one was turbo nihilist cringe. Cool art, terrible everything else.
I specifically said it would be better than Whedon's trash, not that it was a god tier story.
Well yes but you replied to the question "Name 1 Dark Horse Alien comic that wasn't just edgy schlock."
It's always going to be edgy, whether it's shlock or not depends on whether you think it's a waste of time, I didn't.
I've seen it cited by other people as well over the years.
I really wouldn't call Alien nor Aliens edgy. The franchise becoming bleak suffering-core really only started with 3 and Resurrection, which are also considered to be far worse than 1 and 2, surprise surprise.
They're edgy by virtue of being horror, but I see what you mean about the bleakness. I didn't mind it so I can't comment on whether it's tasteful or not without bias.
I don't care for Resurrection though, it would be better off as its own thing with a different set of creatures.
Americans literally cannot function properly if a given story doesn't have a happy ending or constantly holds your hand that everything will be okay.
>Americans literally cannot function properly if a given story doesn't have a happy ending
What does lotr have to do with this?
It means that appreciating happy endings is a patrician trait. There's a reason why edge is associated with children.
No, it's not a patrician trait in itself at all. In fact, if the ending is the only thing you care about, you're an idiot that has been conditioned into not having imagination.
On the other hand, discarding any kind of struggle or drama without a clear or positive outcome as childish, ironically is childish in its inability to cope with the uncertainty of reality.
An ending alone, whether positive or negative for the protagonists, won't make the story good in itself.
Ah, I thought you were generally talking about Dark Horse.
>I just want more Aliens
As in more James Cameron content or in general?
Poor wording on my part, I meant Aliens as in the franchise. Not necessarily another grandiose action movie.
To my understanding most people would be content with the latter, which is why I think the Disney movies will do fine.
Worst case scenario, they'll copy the first Alien.
I see it as pandering without being innovative.
>I see it as pandering without being innovative.
It most likely will be, I just think that it's possible for there to be more good Alien media that doesn't need to tie-in with anything and can bring something new to the table. I'll give the new show a hopeful pirate.
That's an optimistic take but not what I'm expecting. I think they'll just try to recreate what came before, with slight tweaks, like they did with the new Star Wars trilogy, or two of the movies at least.
Modern movies and TV suck but every once in a while we get a The Terror, so I still have some hope left.
We can agree on one thing being good so something nice came out of this conversation after all. Shame the second season was such a let down, but I heard the The North Water was as good or allegedly better.
>Shame the second season was such a let down
Yeah I don't know what the frick were thinking with that one.
Maybe that's reason enough to not do anymore movies at all. Something doesn't have to continue forever.
I haven't seen anything that struck me as original or compelling about the film and without the Alien trappings, it would be even more generic typical sci fi nonsense. There wasn't a story here that needed to be told. It was a bunch of characters is search of a plot.
these posters are better than the actual movie
You can do a series in this universe that doesn't involve the xenomorphs. according to RPG aliens game, between the movies alien and aliens they switched from colonies being mostly protected by colonial sheriffs to creating the colonial marines because of this terrorist group attacking colonies fearful that humanity expanding to the stars might accidentally run into a hostile more advanced race and would lead to humanity's destruction, imagine a whole mini series just based on that
Giger said:
Physically grown into, or maybe out of, his seat. He's integrated into the function he performs
source:
http://alienexplorations.blogspot.com/2011/01/space-jockey-evolution-from-gigers.html
they absolutely changed to fit the lame narative of these nu aliens movies
His suit being able to interact with the seat isn't exactly a retcon.
You could easily just say the xenomorph in itself is a retcon too, but is it? He didn't exactly storyboard his art with elaborate origins or meanings.
why are you defending something that undeniably looks worse and is also narativelly much less interesting?
>How is it possible that you disagree with me? What is this sorcery?
>Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on
It might surprise you that the first Alien wasn't written or directed by Giger either. They technically defiled his original creation right there and then.
ahem
and then...
Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on
The old comics had a different interpretation of the Space Jockeys and they were actually creatures that would seem like they had a skeleton like that. But whether those were written well, I can't tell you.
I don't much like the idea of the Alien having any explanation whatsoever as a species.
I'm tired of you
I don't see it as a "retcon" so I don't really care that they expanded on what was previously just scenery.
stop it already. why is everyone going on and on on one comment?
Everyone thought it was a skeleton at the time, there was no reason not to. Scott decided he wanted it to be a spacesuit later on. and the movie was shit for many more reasons than that.
>>http://alienexplorations.blogspot.com
Love that site, it has a ton of info about Giger and his art and the movies.
I tried watching 2014's dark star
a movie nobody saw, about the last years of Giger, and it was just too depressing
Where did you watch it? I think that's the only Giger docu I haven't seen. I don't use Netflix.
ilegally pirated it at piratebay.org
Can you seed, please?
Can someone please post "engineer drinks Monster" webm?
Prometheus was pretty good. Covenant was terrible.
Alien>Prometheus>Covenant>Resurrection>Aliens>3
Aliens is the first that started retconning shit and changing genres, but I still wouldn't rate it lower than Resurrection. 3 was better too.
>every body loved prometheus
>but COVENANT killed alien
get your facts straight
Everything is fine. We're gonna get Moner/Alien kino now.
I'd face hug her.
>Ridley scott's confused and bewildering condemning of Christianity and Judaism that seems to flip back and forth constantly
weird, shitty movies
purge everyone involved in these abominations
Lindelhof was forced on Ridley & Spaight's script because they didn't understand anything. LOST dip with no experience on a big production bowdlerizes it and dumbs it down to the point of literal Ancient Aliens powerpoint presentations and walla, a compromised vision and story.
Covenant got so much vitriolic reeing when it came out. I was impressed. I remember it made so many dorks physically angry because they thought it was bad "sci-fi", not realizing it wasn't really sci-fi at all.
then what is it? history?
Horror. No sci-fi, just horror leaning towards Satanic horror (as David is luciferian figure). The sci-fi trappings are pure set dressing.
STOP BLUE BALLING ME RIDDLEY.
MAKE THE SEQUEL.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE HUMAN EMBRYOS.
good bread