>plot includes a giant humanity-saving space faring colony ship
>it's called The Arc
>plot includes a giant humanity-saving space faring colony ship. >it's called The Arc
>plot includes a giant humanity-saving space faring colony ship
>it's called The Arc
Ark*
A genius at heart
Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life
>plot includes a giant humanity-saving space faring colony ship
>it's called XxxBlack personDestroyer69420xxX
Mr Fog,that was a funny post.
I am not being sarcastic,I really enjoyed you working a sex number and drug number.
The xXx parts are the icing on the cake.
Sir,I hope you and all that you cherish have a nice day.
What kind of homosexual discord are you from
Why do you constantly think about gays and discord?
Are you going to tell me about reddit now?
I bet you can't reply without using the word troony.
that's my steam name lel
:^)
I'm xxX69Sephiroth420Xxx
Where do I buy tickets? First class, please!
>captain of the spaceship XxxBlack personDestroyer69420xxX can't enjoy his commission in peace because rich tourists keep hiring his vessel out as luxury cruiser and having hedonistic parties
>the owners allow it because it makes more short term profits than saving humanity by ferrying colonists to worlds unsoiled
>the name is a misnomer and the big reveal is actually kind of a let down
>XxxBlack personDestroyer69420xxX is full of blacks who have a giant rave orgy in the second movie
Weird...
>when the video game gets a mainstream Hollywood adaptation
Ian Holm in... Alien Cumbawds (vol. 2)
so it's another year of posting frogs is it
so it seems, so it seems
I will never stop posting frogs, never.
based frogfren
Frog frens forever.
We've posted frogs long before you arrived, newbie-sama.
Frog website, litetally. Don't know why they trigger weebs so much.
frogs > anime
Of course!
We will all be in retirement homes and still posting frogs
newbie cancer posts them with their garbage posts to identify with other newbies, even though they're on Cinemaphile and shouldn't care.
>Space ship is going to the sun for some reason
>"The Icarus"
Icarus wasn't going to the sun... it was an accident... anon...
>the ship A.I. achieves consciousness and becomes an insufferable besserwisser, pointing out minor errors like how people misuse the word "decimation"
No, but he flew too close to it, and so people name ships meant to do that Icarus. Your Ackshually is wrong and you are stupid.
To do what, fry alive?
Icarus didn't fry, he drowned
No, he died from impact. His body drowned. Next morning? He woke up dead.
Man you should be a teacher
Only if it's P.E at an all (hot) female school.
And in those movies something goes wrong and most or all of the crew die. It's called shitty writing thinking they're clever.
>Project Icarus... overreached and failed?
>Project Icarus... is burnt on the outside but the cheese is STILL HAAARD?
>>plot includes a giant humanity-saving space faring colony ship
>>it's called The Arc
>The project developed by Nasa is called Lazarus or Prometheus
>scientist guy and army guy are at constant odds
>army guy puts his half-smoked cigar in scientist guy's labcoat pocket
>scientist guy asks him if he knows that smoking kills
>army guy scoffs
>later on we see scientist guy has used army guy's saliva to make a series of clones and brutally tortures and murders them as stress relief
>later on we see scientist guy has used army guy's saliva to make a series of tiny clones and put them in jars
The people that built the Ark are evil because they financed it.
>go to make fun of OP for saying arc
>he says
>"ark*"
>it was actually me who said it from the future
>guy travels back in time to change one thing
>butterfly effects into global extinction
>humanity's only hope is to travel back and undo the one thing the first guy changed
>Sir, we've analyzed the results of the latest change... in the 1930s a madman named Hitler comes into power and drags Europe and the world into a global war, before dying ignominiously in a bunker and establishing an ironclad pattern of israeli hegemony across the world.
>We've finally done it! So, you're coming to my cousin's bris next friday, yes?
>The Ark's destination is actually a rift in space
>the rift opens up into Hell
>the Ark's passengers were a sacrifice
>for each person who passes to the other side, a demon can pass to our side
>the rift is in space though so all the demons freeze
>evil guy learns of it
>goes there to thaw the demons in hopes they will become his army
>he perishes in the process but some demons manage to come back to life
>down-on-his-luck chef stumbles upon preserved demon corpses in space
>makes demon jerky
>becomes a big hit, but it's the only thing he makes that people want to eat
>the success gets to him and now he has to keep regularly sacrificing people to the rift in order to get more demon meat for his business
>demon meat has to be killed several times before it is edible
>the kitchens become battlegrounds
>if cooked improperly, the demon meat comes alive in the stomach of a customer and fights its way out (painfully)
>the comic relief character gets a job in the restaurant and accidentally causes someone's death
>the cops discover the corpse in an alley and begin to investigate
imagine all the paperwork in hell after this debacle
God dammit, Khau'vaul-skeeii! I've got The Consciousness breathing down my neck! Give up your eggsac and your bioblaster...
And your other bioblaster...
>be me
>on a space station
>they need a pilot to fly the new experimental prototype spaceship on a top secret mission
>"I know just the guy"
>scene cuts to him speeding on a bike with no helmet on while rock music plays
Imagine making all this nonsensical gay shit that literally no one will ever read
It's very popular on reddit
>Spaceship is meant to fly towards the sun
>It's called the Icarus
Bit on the nose innit.
>spaceship is headed to discover one thing
>is called Discovery One
Braco Kubricl
>earth is fricked, humanity has to escape to new habitable planet
>they call it "Eden"
Beats it being called "Middle Finger".
damn i had a good frogpost yesterday but i was away from the computer now i forgot it
>space ship that carries vital supplies/life support systems/colonists or seeds for new life
>called the Prometheus
Well yeah, that NES game Noah's Ark was very influential.
>plot includes a giant dwarf colony saving kingdom israeliteel
>it's called The Arkenstone
>scientist guy is sick
>stereotype israeli father says dont catch a cold
>scientist guy plans to hack galactic alien mothership with laptop with os/2 warp
>can't find a compatible port
>earth dies
>Space ship is controlled by an AI
>It's called "The Overseer"
dont you have a base to defend survivor?
>aliens want to genocide earth
>as an explaination why they show the tv transmitted hitler speech
and you don't even have to look up directors' early life section
you just know
Not really. You know non-israeli people think hitler=bad too, right?
Shut up, israelite.
Silence, israelite.
Are you mentally moronic?
This is always so dumb cause literally millions of people around the world died to stop him successfully.
Plot twist: Antisemitic aliens invade Earth because they saw a broadcast of humans defeating Hitler.
>109 solar systems
kek
Taking jaggon-sucking pictures just in case
>plot includes a giant humanity-saving space faring colony ship
>contains all of humanity's greatest minds
>female captain
>crashes on take-off
Highly implausible, no "greatest mind" would get on that ship. Prolly all minorities and a couple of simps.
>humanity constructs giant species-saving generation ship
>just assumes the next generation will give a shit about their plans
>their kids get voted to be the new ship leaders and they just turn the ship around and go home
>Implying 99% of them wouldn't be radicalized by the propaganda and consider themselves heroes
Humans are easy to trick when you tell them they are doing a great thing frim the moment they are born.
The problem is you'd need to set up a hyper strict traditional culture to enforce practically religious values on your generation ship passengers to respect the goal and every single little rule. On Earth this is hard enough but at least it's difficult/impossible for any individuals to cause significant damage relative to the scale of available space. On a ship, the closed system is so much smaller it would be infinitely easier for any group, either malevolent or incompetent, to cause the total annihilation of the environment. You would have to be merciless to any any "free thinkers" because the second some liberal-minded type starts getting ideas about better ways to run generation-ship society or treat people it opens the door for the total collapse of the system. Science fiction usually portrays "le cult of the machine" as evil, close-minded, insane, and brutal, but even at their fictional Hollywood best an American-style culture of stubborn freedom-loving individualists would be the exact WORST possible combination of traits to put aboard a generation ship.
Colony Ship is a good game
i just want you all to know i really love frogpost threads
thanks for staying the basedest threads on Cinemaphile in 2024 bros
It's such an obvious name that's probably what they'd call it in real life.
>mars is home to the warmongering faction
>Filmed on location in Israel
>the Venusians are all beautiful, fertile women who shamelessly flirt with any male they come in contact with
Hahaha wouldn't it be funny if your ship crashed on their world and you were stuck there hahaha
YEAH
WOULD BE PRETTY FUNNY
ME KILLING ALL THOSE bawdS
Captain of the research vessel Gamers United, signing off.
>those Venusian women can only produce female offspring
>they have cult of Amazons
>they flirt/seduce males, then have sex with them until males die
>they brainwash non-venusian females and use them for slave labour
>those alien females that are found to be worthy are genetically altered to become venusian
Hahaha no, it would not be funny to crashland on their planet.
bymp
>sand planet has a key resource used in transportation
>rulers of the galaxy deliberately keep the aboriginal peoples there as primitive as possible
>except for a tiny local faction hated by every other tribe that came in concact with the empire before others
>evil person is physically ugly and short
>Filmed on location in Israel
>the marines enter the lost colony
>"I've got a bad feeling about this sarge..."
>"You ladies always have a bad feeling about something!"
>Yeah, but it's dry heat, man!*~~
*gets set alight by a flamethrower*
>mission fails
>ship is renamed The ACK
>the bad guy plays the piano while we see massive explosions on the Earth through his cabin window on The Ark
>"Nothing like a little fireworks to go with my Dvorak, hm?"
attends- qu'est-ce qu'il fume?
>the old scientist is on his deathbed and finally confesses that the formula for opening wormholes is actually a satanic incantation to open the veil because he wanted to meet his dead wife again
>also his daughter is actually just a clone of his wife
>also the disaster The Ark was meant to escape was orcherstrated by him so he would get political backing and all possible resources for his plans
Would you forgive him?
only if he build giant robots to fight those demons in 90s japan
>also his wife is just a clone of his daughter
Snake, you can't do that! You'll create a time paradox!
>Earth is rapidly dying
>Get invited to escape on huge humanity-saving space ship
>Arrive at launchpad
>Ship is called "Huge Gay Frick Fest"
What would you do?
>get aboard the trap quarter
>beat them all senseless till they obey my every command
in the sissy simp frick fest the hetero man is king
>Their blood gets on you
>It's Super Space AIDS
A perfect defence mechanism!
I demonstrate my value by sucking chrome off the ship's doorknob.
>don't want to die
>reluctantly get on board
>as the ship is taking off see other ship
>"Big Straight Frick Fest"
this but it is a closing shot and producers announce a sequel the same day it premieres
My reaction
Kino
lol
Its caled The Alien: Covenant
>colony ship is still en route to destination
>a newer, far faster ship flies past it
>the colony ship's crew realize that by the time they reach their destination, the new ship will have landed so long ago that the world will already have been colonized for generations
>their mission, the mission of their parents and grandparents and their children and children's children has all been for nothing
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>change mission to be one of invasion and conquest
>train children to be the perfect spartan warriors
>Thanks for terraforming it, nerds!
>train them in cold weapons
>get obliterated when entering the atmosphere by giant laser canons that look like bewbs
That's pretty metal
Starfield sucked wiener, but that quest was especially shit.
Never played Starfield, I got that from the manga 2001 Nights
Not surprised Shitesda plagiarized it.
It's probably an idea that dates back to the golden age of sci-fi, it seems like such an obvious thing
the most egregious thing to me was that the ship had all the exact same technology and designs and "fun" decoration items as every other 200 year newer ship
>asteroid heading towards earth
>it's the size of texas
>hits Texas
>Everyone on Earth claps
I'm trans BTW <3
>a colony ship on its way to a desolate planet
>an alien creature on board tries to impregnate a female
>passengers have to take turns subduing it for the whole four year long flight
https://www.9news.com.au/national/passenger-on-qantas-flight-from-bali-to-melbourne-restrained/014fcccd-cf0c-4226-8dc0-bbc2cc6d346f
>ship is traveling through space
>someone wakes up from cryo
>ship is overrun by cannibals
>meets a biologist chick who has been surviving all by herself
>I fall in love with her at first sight and buy the movie on DVD just for her
The stupidest, most implausible plot in this thread! I mean there's rapping granny, and there's THIS!
It was a damn good movie.
>the colony ship is deteroriating
>water supply breaks and floods entire floors
>aquarium fish are released there when the lower classes revolt against the elite
>formerly rich guy is now just a humble fisherman, living on a raft in the bowels of the ship
>one day he stumbles on a mermaid
I had to pause it and pace around the room for a while after that one.
>static shot: a cryogenic tube rises from the floor and unseals
>male voiceover: "My name is Anon...or at least it used to be"
>pleasant synthetic female voice: "Good morning [Specialist 53-X]. You have been in stasis for [4 years, 19 days]. This is your [twenty-third] activation.
>Anon walks through a series of narrow, sterile halls
>Anon voiceover: "That was all before the Earth's magnetic field began to break down. Before the lottery. Before the Ark."
>Anon stops by a small window. Camera pulls out from it to show a massive spaceship traveling through the solar system
>Anon voiceover: "We were supposed to be the lucky ones, we would serve a purpose. But that purpose was to be used as tools for humanity's future, not to be the future ourselves."
>A door slides open before Anon and he walks through. Inside is a gynoid sitting on a simple bed. As Anon enters it rises to its feet.
>Anon voiceover: "And the only way to stay on the Ark, is to be a working tool"
>Anon, aloud: "Reproductive Specialist 53-X, reporting for duty"
guaranteed kino
Such horrifying dystopic visions
>this thread
with this level of humorous one would think you Black folk get invited to parties all the times
These threads are the soul of this board, don't ever let anyone tell you any different.
Now lower those sunblock shields, I want to see the light
>plot includes crash landed spaceship called “the ark” on a fantasy planet
>it was crewed by genocidal rape aliens who want to use the planet’s innate connection to the hell dimension to kill god and seal off hell
The King
truth shines!
>the hero combines with the arc and punches the moon
is this the anime where he cums in hand
No but same studio
we need an update
>colony ship approaches an earth-like planet
>"captain, what should we call it?"
>the captain opens up google translate
>puts in "new earth" and translates into latin
>"we shall it, terra nova"
This is only tangentially related but I read this Sci-fi trilogy space opera and it ends with a literal Deus Ex Machina just wishing everything to be fixed and it pissed me off so fricking much
>Space Sci-fy show
>4 main races
>Space black people (tall warriors and aggressive)
>Space israelites (small and greedy)
>Space white people (regular humans)
>Space exotic females (very sexy, skin color is blue)
>exotic females always have their muscular midriffs unclad
>it's a "the comic relief sidekick trips and accidentally kisses an amazonian alien warrior woman's exposed belly, thereby according to her culture proposing to her" episode
"Marriage? Haha, what should I do? I guess I have no other choice that FLEEEEEEEE"
>the guy in question is black
>Aww hell naw Tyrone Stevens Freeman ain't marrying no ho. Come on cap'n you gots to help me out here I's too young to be some 8-foot sista's boytoy fo' life, I'll do anything!
>You can start by filing all that paperwork that's been piling on your desk.
>Come on man! You knows I ain't built for pushing papers!
>Then I have no choice but to congratulate you on your coming matrimony.
>Next scene is him captured, tied up, and on his way to be roasted.
How would they know if he's overcooked?
S'okay, amazonian women have very strong jaw muscles.
hehehehe
>its another "warrior race that is obsessed with fighting and is considered backward by other races but has still somehow figured out computers, splitting the atom and faster-than-light travel" in a sci-fi franchise
This was done pretty skillfully in LOGH, the whole "regression to an earlier form of society" because of one elected leader who consolidated too much power and wanted to larp habsburgs.
But yeah klingons are a moronic concept
>anime is le good
>Star Trek is...le bad
yawn
It was explained that hirogen had a rare low caste of meek introverted hyper nerds to advance the civilization in leaps and bounds. That explains why their communications relay was hundreds of thousands of years old.
Romans were a warrior race, that’s why they ruled most of human recorded history
yeah but the romans could walk to the nerd cultures they conquered, no spaceships required
They were still the most technologically advanced race on the planet. Roads and agriculture were the spaceships of the day.
they were more technologically advanced after they conquered the greeks
>A gargantuan colony ship is taking off
>The humanity and the colonists are watching in awe...
>THE COLONISTS!
>It's called The Voyager
>Japanese space battleship
>called "Yamato"
>still is shaped exactly like sea vessel, lower hull painted red, upper in light grey, has 4 gun turrets but now with some awkwardly placed rocket engines in the back and maybe small wings on the sides
>Japanese space battleship
>called "Yamaha Sushi Toyota Samsung Yeah I Know Samsung Is Korean Google Dancing Israelites"... THREE THOUSAND!
>American Space Battleship
>its called Steve
>Ship is called Armstrong
>It doesn't have arms, it's just a ship
>space romans
>space greeks (spartans)
>space greeks (athenians)
>space vikings
>space mongolians
>space israelites
>space communists
>space fascists
>space ancaps
>space islamists
>Space Turkey (humanoid roaches)
>starship full of rich people that bet on black market stuff
>you can even bet on a guy fricking a space alligator
>name of the ship?
>Money Starship
i don't know if this is a reference to the movie but that plot happens in Obi Oba End of Civilization 1985
>its another "the father of a side-character is actually a space bill cosby/space jeffrey epstein mix" episode
>a space bill cosby/space jeffrey epstein mix
So he's funny and good at finance, or just the raping part?
he does a lot of date-raping on his own personal island
>"Sir, there's been no word from the border colonies."
>"They've gone dark, all of them."
Did you try their home numbers?
>"actually we have received a word...its 6 letters and begins with 'N'"
>My God... now they will never go back! Send the Sun Killer there immediately! And use gloves!
>medic/doctor in crew
>crew calls him ‘Doc’
>pilot does unnecessary flashy shit that puts the whole crew in danger
>avoids danger due to sheer luck
>the only person who confronts him about it is being characterized to be a minor villain
>the ship mechanic is actually a petite, spunky girl who treats the machines like they were people and somehow keeps everything running against all odds
Is the Silo a ship?
>Mentions Richard Basehart a lot.
>ship slows down or even stops completely in deep space when it loses power to engines or runs out of fuel
They forgot to turn off the inertia dampeners that run on a separate power circuit, duh.
In English, Doc!
>folds a paper in half
>shoves a pencil up your ass
They bypassed the inertia dampeners
>reroutes power circuits by tapping a few buttons on a touchscreen.
>bypassing the compressor by just yanking it out with loose wires left hanging
Yeah, they can just go outside and push it till the nearest 50s gas station slash diner.
dumbass
Shouldn't you be in a theater someplace, directing viewers to their seats?
Why? Do those people call you a dumbass often?
Okay, I've had enough, we'll just jetson this toxic trash out into space.
Captain of the research vessel Gamers United, signing off. I hate minorities.
>oil? what's oil?
>In the dark ages humanity used to burn oil for energy. they almost destroyed their homeplanet because they refused to stop. finally one man came and switched all to electric. his name? elon musk
>a scientist from Old Earth uploaded his consciousness into a great computer and sent it into space with Neumann probes
>by the time the Colony ship arrives in interstellar space, that space is overrun by aggressive swarms of machines ruled over by the ego of a sociopathic narcissist who is now immortal
Stealing this
I already stole it from Albert Barille's Once Upon a Time... Space
>french kid cartoons
Yes
>white boy
>big booba dark skinned gf
why are french so based
>Humanity becomes a system-wide species
>Earth is now Terra
>earth is now known as Sol III
>The next planet is named Sol IIII
It's to avoid confusion between Sol IV and Sol VI when looking at the planet upside down.
Makes sense. That's why NASA won't do it, eye thank you!
>it's the future
>money is "credits"
>wanted posters promising x amount of credits are still printed on paper and put on walls and bulletin boards so they can be easily ripped off by rude bounty hunters who can't take pictures of them with their smart phones due to being bad with modern tech
>naive young alien joins human crew
>"Why do you humans navigate the stars? Where is your home planet?"
>"Our planet was once a beautiful place, teeming with life. But the hubris of our species turned in to evil and destroyed it."
>holovideo of Romans marching across Rubicon, Hitler giving speeches, Trump being inaugurated, Elon Musk walking with a sink in to Twitter
>Clips of you jerking off with a vacant expression
my oscar-winning sci-fi plots
>ww1 in space
>ww2 in space
>holocaust in space
>9/11 in space
>iraq war in space
>cuban missile crisis in space
>great depression in space
>wild west in space
>shakespeare in space
>brothers grimm in space
>frankenstein in space
>dracula in space
>pride and prejudice in space
>murder on the orient express in space
>taiping rebellion in space
mine is
>JFK assasination in space
>Change 1 minor plot element just because you just got something wrong when retelling the story
>It's taken as a huge different storyline, and people tell you "NO ITS NOT JUST WW2 IN SPACE, THIS FACTION (thats just switzerland in space) ACTUALLY FOUGHT
>NASCAR... in space
Red Line was good though
Hell yeah
I'd watch all of these
on the orient express in space
You didn't need to call out my script like this
>dracula in space
how does he know when to sleep or wake up and go BLEH (in space)
>astronaut crew has to save Earth
>the black guy is the scientific genius
NAME ONE
NAME ONE I DARE heeeey, wait a second, the one with Donald Glover? Yeah, immersion = ruined.
Geordi LaForge
And Terminator 2, though it's not set in space.
>Geordi LaForge
He probably had cheat sheets in his visor during exams, doesn't count.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do... but in space.
More like "Phatso"
The Core did this exact meme, and it was kino
Nice
The movie was kinda dumb but this scene is kino
>the colony becomes self-aware
>WE MUST DISSENT
>after marrying an amazong alien the black comedy sidekick is out of the story for a long time
>later his new homeworld is attacked
>he loses an arm, a leg and an eye
>becomes disillusioned with humanity
>takes his harem of warrior women, retrofits a fallen enemy ship and becomes a space pirate
>recruits the scum of the galaxy and becomes the most wanted man in each system
>wears outfits so ridiculously flamboyant his enemies are caught off guard
>has a pet "parrot" from the Amazon homeworld, an eagle-sized reptilian monster that can mimic human speech and has a venomous bite
>speaks in a unique mixture of ebonics and pirate talk
KINO
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>alien race is just a humanoid bipedal but with blue/green skin color and a different number of eyes
>alien holds a gun
>alien is so different from humans they can't even communicate with one another without actual linguistics experts coming together and spending weeks to translate the most simple attempts at communication
>arrival is the only somewhat decent alien movie
>it's stupid
god damn it, Dennis
>alien speaks English with a London accent
>and poops everywhere
>terraforming is extremely slow and inefficient, requiring far more resources than the human colonists could possibly have
>it is therefore more prudent to adapt to the new homeworlds through genetic engineering
>the colonists are not aware of this
>once the colony ship has left, generations of inhuman experimentation begin
>while waiting for the terraforming to be done a breeding program starts
>AI decides that (male) protagonist is a good match for breeding with his male friend
>his genitalia are modded and he is given uterus
>assigned pairs compete for better housing on the colony so they breed like rabbits
>Finally, the world peace has been achieved...
>LOOK OUT!
Cinemaphile presents The Cliche
>Old Earth is under attack by green, giant-eyed aliens that saw a few hitler speeches and holocaust video reports
>retired spec-ops operative learns via his old contacts that a giant colony ship, The Ark is being built in Area 51
>gets there in his old RV, turns out there is a giant line of last-minute passengers at the gates
>gets to pass through just because he and the guard at the gate served in 'Nam in the same unit
>hops on board in the last moment before take off, giant alien laser shot obliterates launch pad a second later
>after some time it turns out there is a mutiny among the crew in the making, the Rebels are led by the main mechanic, the Wolf
>ship captain turns out to be the old boss of our protagonist
>"So it's you Kowalski... Listen, we got this situation and-"
>"Not interested" - he begins to slowly light up his last cigarette right under No smoking sign
>"Do it for the old times sake, this will be our last job. Make Laura proud!"
>puffs a giant cloud of smoke, fat enough to make everyone else cough - "I'm in... So where do I find this "Wolf" guy?"
>"Here is Dr Richard, we call him Little D but-"
>"Just Doc is enough" - a black man in glasses, wearing sweater and with a clipboard interjects and draws protagonist's attention to old paper ship blueprints
>"So we expect they have their base of operations in main engine compartment, right now they are trying to bypass our interlock quantum fusion flux stabilizers and when the critical capacitance reaches Sneedenkov's limit we won't be able to sustain the react-"
>"In English Doc!"
>doctor drops the clipboard, puts both hands together with opposing fingertips touching, then expands them in front of Kowalski'
s eyes - "Boom!"
Kowalski was a good cop. His precint is in cinders now.
That's okay, he had two of everything.
AND YOUR OTHER BADGE KOWALSKI
He was... dare I say... a *Space* Cop?
You know what hot dogs are made of in the future? Processed horse penis and chinese people. You know what I miss most about the future? Hot dogs.
kino
Good but you need to change this bit.
>Make Laura proud!
>You don't get to say that name.
>folds clipboard in half and sticks a pencil through it
>plot includes giant control center to destroy the galaxy
>Its called The Ark
Betcha didn't think of that one huh?
>Dr. Anon. You discovered the planet the United Earth Space Exploration Union has selected for colonization. The planet's designation is Cygnus 233-C. We invite you to officially name this new planet in the hope that it will be a fruitful new home for humanity. What shall you name it?
>...Spaghetti.
>protagonists goal is to find a safe passage through the galaxy center
>the closer they get the worse their mental condition gets
>their ship is called the Terror
>Space doors open
>A scientist in a lab coat jumps up
>Oh Christ! You startled me! Uh... I was just doing... stuff...
>*there's a fleshy pile of goo on the table with a pin sticking out of it with a word "stuff"*
>A xenomorph says "lmao your girlfriend is awesome doc!"
>rebels use repurposed merchant ships to fight against the empire
>through cunning and bravery they manage to destroy emperor's flagship
KINO
>the emperor has clones himself several times
>each clone has its own flagship
What now rebel shits?
>*somehow* Black personkiller has returned
YYYYRRRRMMMM
BIMBULIBUM
>laser shots are not only visible in space but also create relatively short beam of light that travels barely faster than regular bullets
>Mars and Earth are in a cold war conflict
>sidekick character folds paper and grabs a pen
>marines find slaughtered enemy aliens in the lost colony
>"Real pretty. Friend of yours?"
>"No sir, we just met."
>english speaking characters
>refer to the Sun as Sol
>refer to the Moon as Luna
Rowling is a billionaire.
>Hard R Cafe
Space communism?
But that would mean... THERE ARE israeliteS IN SPACE TOO!
>humanity arrives at strange new world after generations of space travel
>"Sir, we've deciphered the artifacts... apparently the ancients called this planet 'Terra'.... Earth...."
>"Sir, we've deciphered the Earth... apparently the ancients called this Earth 'Earth'.... Earth...."
>sci fi film
>earth is called Tara
>sun is called Saul
>moon is called Steve
>humanity's space fleet enters the atmosphere of a new planet
>Vangelis' Conquest of Paradise intensifies as they pierce the heavy cloud cover and endless rainforests and massive river networks are revealed
Damn I haven't heard that song since like the 90s.
>colony ship arrives at new planet
>colonists name their founding city after a city on earth but add neo at the beginning of it
>real Earth city got flooded in the past due to muh climate
>build the city in the same place slightly higher
>name it "neo-[City]"
Bravo Wachowski sistaz
people living in flooded cities is kino thoughbeit
>Neo Maxresdefault
I really need to watch aria one day
>sci fi series
>regimented roman-like space society
>all the good guys have heroic names like Apollo and Alexander
>the guy who's always exploring the galaxy is called Odysseus
>the bad guys are named like Nero and Attila
>Season 1 opener: "And our loyal man in charge of fleet security, Benedict Arnold!"
>travel through time to stop great tragedy in the past
>through a sequence of unlikely events it was you who caused the tragedy in the first place
>you become your own grandfather
>A song by you becomes really popular, you're a millionaire now
>characters are on a ship
>it's always dark and dreary looking
>everything is grey
>everyone talks in low monotone voice
>never show outside the ship
>guns are just giant versions of existing ones
>nothing happens in the movie
>3.5 hours long
>characters are on a ship
>it's driving them insane
>they made 3 movies and none of them are as good as the book
?
>scientist guy shows the protagonist his act of playing god with some simulated consciousnesses
>other scientist guy shows the protagonist his cuckoo clock where a simulated conciousness of the first scientist guy is the seething bird
>french AI gives up on it's task to fertilize mars
>instead starts to traffic in white slaves
>they call him "Le Computainer"
>observer: "You're playing god!"
>science guy: "...Playing?"
>gets shot because he talked too much