>poison...kills people?
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>poison...kills people?
>poison...kills people?
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>Eat the beef wellington, grandma.
What I don't get is why the parents of her ex husband were having lunch with her in the first place? I guess they were visiting the grandkids or something?
If she wanted to get back with him why did she try and kill him a year ago?
So I don't think she actually wanted to kill them. She just wanted to hurt them. There was a famous serial killer in Britain, whose first murder was an accident. He was poisoning co-workers just to make them sick over time.
Of course, this is irrelevant as this was clearly just a series of coincidences.
>Again? It just keeps happening. Maybe I will try uber eats from now on.
>So I don't think she actually wanted to kill them. She just wanted to hurt them.
she sure fricked that up
>She just wanted to hurt them
>I will hurt them with these DEATHCAP mushrooms
Well they were all out of the hurtz donuts.
>he fell for the crocodile tears
>she had already tried to poison her husband and failed
Easily manipulated men deserve to be killed
Idris Elba as the dehydrator
>I can't believe they are dead, I thought it was a lovely meal, my ex husband should call me so we can figure this mess out
>WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
>COOKING A MEAL?
>A LOVELY MUSHROOM BASED MEAAAAAL?
>Get your hands off my MUSHROOM STALK!
Lmfao
>Bodies?
Is this the new Chris Watts?
We need the body language experts here. Was it all a big misunderstanding? Is her ex blaming his tummy ache/induced coma last year on her bad cooking?
Clearly she used the mushrooms to poison her ex, she either used too much or/and the fact they're elderly meant it was fatal for them
Think she meant to poison them as she did her ex so he would need turn to her for comfort or need to rely on her in some capacity
Is this getting a Cinemaphile thread because there was another
>No, like, I'm really sad that they died. I swear. It sucks, for me even.
'I really miss them kids' type of performance?
She's pretty good
Was I watching in low quality or was she wiping away tears that weren't there?
Wow. Believe women, Chud. She's clearly heartbroken that she got caught
You know she'd forage the shit out of your mushroom tip
You're speaking my language
>by the loss of Don... Don is still in hospital..
RUN DON RUN THE b***h IS FINISHED YET!
Am I the only one who finds her crazy hot
Yes.
crying her eyes out and not a single tear.
>>no moisture around her eyes at all shes just rubbing them.
lol
did she try to munchausen by proxy her entire family and frick up lmao
Nah she's just a really bad cook. All this fuss over "death cap mushrooms" and in reality she probably just served the chicken undercooked and her elderly Anglican friends were too polite to complain.
>can you tell us about the meal that you cooked
>can you tell us a bit more about the lunch?
>can you tell us where the mushrooms came from?
>where they cooked on the property here the mushrooms?
she just ignores them. this if fricking silly lol
Kek kino
Why did she waste them all?
see
Obesity causes moronation. Kids are better off with her locked away.
Help, help! My in-laws have been killed! Yes, the in-laws, my enemies and object of my ex-husband's affection, have been killed by poison! Deathcap mushrooms did it! Normal mushrooms from the shop, but somehow they got in the meal and killed them! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! Don't bother searching the dehydrator, Victoria Police, I believe it has been damaged beyond repair and thrown in the bin. I am so upset right now. Has anyone seen my ex-husband? Where do I get my life insurance money?
>Where did you get the mushrooms?
*cries*
>how did your husband get poisoned previously?
*cries*
>How come both you and your children avoided being poisoned?
I'm watching my figure
>Don is still alive
...oh...uh...poor Don, he was the one who never wronged me...
>But the others?
Look at the time, I have a beef wellington in the oven, have to run
>Ways to get your ex-husband back
>1. Waste his entire family
>2. Um...
She had no choice
Don's gone
Don is going to make it. God's on his side.
So the plan was to just nuke him and his entire family so you keep the kids...and just hope nobody ever notices?
Her IQ clearly isn't as big as the rest of her.
I think she wanted him back
Exactly how she planned to accomplish this by poisoning him and his parents is unknown
simonchads we're safe! I can close the thread now
Here’s my theory
They were in cahoots to claim the inheritance
Probably got money issues and needed it asap
Cooked up a plan together
Didn’t want the kids to die so didn’t let them eat it
Oldies die and money goes to dad, he now gives some to mum, happily ever after
Don Wick: Revenge Served Cold
Four dead would mean death penalty in Japan. Bogans have no honor.
Also gone
Herself and her kids, also present at the meal, did not eat the mushrooms and "ate a separate dish". A coincidence, please understand.
can I get a qrd, I've been seeing headlines but havent read anything about it
Obese woman cooks meal using Death Cap mushrooms for her ex-husband's parents, ex-husband's sister + brother-in-law. Ex-husband was also meant to be addending but pulled out at the last minute.
Everyone who ate the mushroom dish is either dead or in critical condition. Fatty claims it was an accident. She and her kids ate a separate meal.
You can tell by looking at her that if she didn't know there was poison she'd scarfed down a larger portion than any of them.
NEVER TRUST A FAT COOK!
It's a golden rule, like not sticking your dick in crazy
Ex wife has lunch with ex husband's family, she puts death cap mushrooms in them and they die, her and her children ate an entirely separate meal, ex husband in the past was in hospital for an undiagnosed stomach conditionn, likely to be be the result of death cap mushroom poisoning for his then wife
Glad this is getting some air time here, looking forward to forgetting all that shit I learned about submarines to now become a mushroom expert
My 3 PhDs in epidemiology, subnautical marine engineering and mycology are finally paying off. Also I have a Masters in Russo-Ukrainian relations.
is this what goes on in leongatha?
It's a real party town
It smells of bogan tactics
east of Melbourne is a interesting mix of iced up bogans, wealthy land owners, hill people and religious fundamentalists.
Is there a Darwin Award for stupidest murderers. I just have no idea what she thought she was going to achieve with this. Whenever the reporter asks her a simple question;
>where did you get the mushrooms from?
She just blank stares.
I'm Australian and haven't been interested in this so have no idea what happened with that dinner other than people ate poisonous mushrooms. Is she a murderer or just stupid?
Los dos. A murderer and a moron.
>los dos
Old El Paso girl is grown up now. I feel so fricking old.
You reckon she was savvy enough to obscure her search history or will it be:
>which mushrooms are poisonous?
>how to identify death cap mushrooms?
>is there an antidote to death cap mushrooms?
>does cooking denature the toxins in death cap mushrooms?
Bear in mind she is very, very fat and so likely has a room-temp IQ.
i'm glad i saw that post that was a meme here about how much psychopathy can come from juat low iq. i have been thinking how much it simplifies understanding the behaviour of someone like liz cambage
>will the police check my rubbish for evidence in a murder investigation?
Also why does she have this enormous pile of trash in her garden? Do Australians not have rubbish collection?
That's a big pile of shit
Probably some bogan that takes free scrap metal from gumtree then breaks them up and sells it, since you get a shit load more for raw materials from a water heater, air con, fridge, etc, than just selling the whole thing complete to a scrap metal dealer, but she's a big fat lazy boomba and hasn't broken them up yet.
Victorian is a leftie state that has 4 tiny garbage bins per house that you have to sort your trash into.
Bogans can't be fricked sorting it so just hurl it into their yards and let nature take it's course.
i only have 2 bins
For me it's the green bin
what's that purple one. looks gay
>Bogans can't be fricked sorting it so just hurl it into their yards and let nature take it's course.
can confirm
glass
the land those bins take up is worth like $50k
I always laugh when I see one of them tiny cuck bins when I have to drive into Brisbane or whatever.
I have a glorious 240L big boy bin at home, and even if you overfill it the garbos don't give a frick and take it anyway.
What's each one for?
gay shit
Victorians are so cucked. No wonder they poison each other.
When is this supposed to happen and where the frick do they expect people to put four bins? I barely have enough room for the two I have on my property.
red, yellow and purple all get shipped to the same malaysian landfill
This, recycling is 100% a meme in Aus with the goal being to offshore it ASAP.
The big supermarkets got caught out storing tonnes of plastic in warehouses because they couldn't get rid of it during COVID and now have a massive backlog.
Why is there no blue bin? Color too masculine?
Purple and green are the colours of the lesbian flag but I hear they are thinking of changing ghe bin back to blue so that it can sit next to the yellow bin in solidarity with Ukraine.
these poofta wheelie bins are another attack on my fragile masculinity I tells ya!
Red - general
Yellow - recycling
Green - green waste/food/compost
Purple - no idea, probably used up dilators or something
I only have two bins. I really should have a third but I don't mow my own lawn.
Where I'm from the green bins cost extra per quarter, so green waste just goes in the general bin for most people.
Also lol doesn't cut his own grass.
You should give it a go, I was once like you, paying some guy to do it, but now I almost enjoy it, seeing how nice I can get it.
I find whipper-snippering tall shit and edges first, then doing two passes (medium, then low) with the mower turns out pretty good. Also cut hedges and such beforehand so you can pick up the leaves with the mower.
My lawn mower died and I never bothered replacing it. It's beyond moronic, I know but until recently it was so inexpensive to have someone else do it. I'll have to buy one soon but I think I'll just dump it in a mulch pile in my back yard. It's pretty small.
I just use an Ozito PXC (36v) pack I got from Bunnings for $400 a couple years ago.
Even my relatively small yard was costing me $75 a pop to have someone do it.
My backyard is really small and although it's not $75 each time it's now high enough that I simply can't justify paying someone else. Just had a look and that Ozito PXC (36v) you mentioned is $319 from Bunnings atm. That might be the go.
Nah don't go for the little plastic one, go with the steel deck one.
https://www.bunnings.com.au/ozito-pxc-36v-2-x-18v-brushless-steel-deck-lawn-mower-kit_p0244221
https://www.bunnings.com.au/ozito-pxc-36v-2-x-18v-brushless-self-propelled-steel-deck-lawn-mower-kit_p0405478
>imagine having to use gay bins
New Mortal Kombat looks like trash
Her environment reflects her body type and personality. Bloated and filled with rubbish, dangerous yet useless.
We do. It's just laziness.
thats the tip (rubbish dump) where the cops found a food dehydrator which they think was used to prep the mushrooms. her house is quite nice.
>do mushrooms grow on volcanoes?
>nearest active volcano
Why did she agree to an interview?
Uh because then narratives would spread around about how she was an evil woman who poisoned her ex-husbands family
Giving an interview allows her to correct the narrative that has been brewing and also shows that she is a devastated and distraught women who made a simple mistake and cannot possibly be a murderer
Sorry I meant narratives would spread if she didn't give an interview
>Cops ask her where she got the mushrooms
>"from a shop"
>What shop?
>I honestly can't say
How do you forget where you shopped a few days ago in a small country town?
Why even say it was from a shop anyway, could've said she was foraging mushrooms which she does as a hobby (even if it's a lie) then it could be put down as picking up the wrong 'shroom
they would ask her where she picked them. then they would bring in a shrooooom expert to determine if they could even grow where they say, and if they can and its far away from her house, she would have to explain why she went that far to pick mushrooms
that's some smart thinking
COOK THE SENPAI SOME FRICKIN MUSHROOMS, b***h
Always think it's mental how even in %current_year mushroom poisoning isn't fully understood and there is often no cure.
These weird mushroom compounds just get sucked up into your liver and kidneys and you die without fail.
Thread theme.
She's going to get away with it. The Australian legal system is insanely corrupted and politically biased
If I'm her lawyer, she walks
>Husband cancelled last minute
>Accuse him of faking his previous poisoning
>He broke in and swapped her store bought mushrooms with deathcaps
Ez.
The defense would have you believe that Simon broke into the defendants home without detection, replaced her store bought mushrooms with death caps, death caps she then used to prepare a meal for her in-laws, a meal which miraculously she nor her children partook in. When you go into that jury room, ask yourself; is this a reasonable senario?
>The defense would have you believe
Is this a criminal or civil case? Also is there a distinction in downunderland? Do the aussie courts distinguish between burdens for criminal proceedings vs civil ones?
She will be charged with manslaughter at a minimum, but more probably murder, so this is 100% a criminal case.
We have the same distinction as the US, with criminal trials requiring guilty beyond reasonable doubt and civil cases being judged on the balance of probabilities.
The Australian justice system is a fricking joke, even if she did intend to kill them, and is actually found guilty, she'll be lucky to do 10 years.
Yes and yes. I don't know what country you're from where murder could conceivably not be a criminal case
>I don't know what country you're from where murder could conceivably not be a criminal case
America but that's presuming the DA actually charges her. I wasn't sure if this was a case where the DA declines to charge then some relative of the deceased sues civilly. That's why I was asking in the first place, the phrasing the other anon used implied a civil case unless the Aussie courts function differently.
>Simon knew his wife, morbidly obese as she is, views fungi as no different from vegetables and fruit - foods she avoids at all cost.
Big final act twist
>...and now I call both her children to the stand...
*can hear the boom, bam, boom, bam footsteps coming closer and closer, judges gavel begins shaking and rattling, stenographer has to steady machine*
>...and your honour, we're going to need a bigger stand
I didn't realise chuds were mad at recycling too
They seem more mad at the colours than anything else lol.
Very strange people
Mate we are pissed at the tiny size of these bins more than anything. Look at what you get in the US by comparison. Americans don't know how good they have it sometimes.
Anon, NYC is a city, not a free rubbish bin.
Recycling is bullshit in Aus, what's the point in sorting our garbage when <10% of it is actually recycled and 90% ends up in some landfill in Papua new guinea.
Lefties don't like logic
Listen up, moron. Recycling does shit all. Over 90 percent of plastic is never recycled and ends up as plastic microbeads in your body. But you keep believing your gay bin fairy tales.
How come she didn't get sick? She didn't eat her own lunch? Hmmmm
Australia produces the funniest spouse killers.
Check out this Aussie abattoir worker who in the year 2000 killed, butchered and cooked her husband with the intention of feeding him to his kids.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Knight
That's some good eatin'
Textbook bpd. Stop sticking your dicks in crazy ffs
Aussie bros how the frick is this poo getting paid to appear on television? He can barely speak English. Surely that brown homosexual they have is enough to fulfill their mandatory diversity quota. Is this really how our tax dollars are being spent in 2023?
Wasn't her husband hospitalised with a mystery illness (definitely not poisoned) 6 months ago?
>On Tuesday, the jury found Darcy guilty of murdering Mr Dunbar by drugging him with a sedative milkshake mixed in a Nutribullet and gassing him to death in his bed in the early hours of August 2, 2017.
>"Don't forget you need to change your will", and "can you promise to do one thing for me this week? Call solicitor for appointment to sort out your will", the 46-year-old texted Mr Dunbar.
>By this stage, Darcy was back in jail for breaching her parole - having served time for sedating her estranged husband Colin Crossman and burning down their family home while he slept in 2009.
>On the night of his murder, possibly after she had killed him, she used his phone to search "Does helium show up in an autopsy?"
>Some of the searches include:
>11 toxic wild plants that look like food
>How to commit murder
>99 undetectable poisons
>Plastic bag suffocation
>How long after suicide is there a crime scene?
>Can police see deleted text messages
Amazing
crazy, soulless eyes are a dead giveaway. If you see a woman with these you should avoid immediately.
To add to this
>Eight years earlier, shortly after taking out a $700,000 life insurance policy, Darcy had asked Mr Crossman before bed how hard you would have to hit a person in the temple to cause damage.
>Then she hit him on the temple with a hammer while he slept.
>Three days later, she set the house alight while he slumbered under the influence of several sedatives he did not knowingly take.
>mushrooms are living, intelligent beings
>will never be held accountable for their crimes
If you're gonna kill you're family just do get it done and own up to it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8020641/Brisbane-murder-suicide-Father-sets-wife-kids-fire-car-begs-people-not-save-them.html
rekt
>they decreased the red waste bin size
>bin full
>now have to put woolworths dog shit bags in recycling bin
what am i supposed to do?
*puts ice cream container of used motor oil in recycling bin*
not my problem
no matter what happens she's going to jail for 25 years
even if completely innocent its still manslaughter
Bro she literally bought the mushrooms from a store and you think they gonna charged her with manslaughter? Some sick freak sneaking poison mushrooms onto store shelves is laughing his fricking ass off at morons like you right now. Let's just hope the cops are halfway competent and search for the real culprit pin it on this woman cause they're lazy.
>Bro she literally bought the mushrooms from a store and you think they gonna charged her with manslaughter
yes