>Poker scene
>someone gets a Royal Flush
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>Poker scene. >someone gets a Royal Flush
>Poker scene
>someone gets a Royal Flush
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>it’s another guy wins the pot because he has a pair of 3s episode
>poker scene
>long drawn out minute where they pretend they lost and then reveal their winning hand
haha funni frogs
>poker scene
>guy with full house folds
unless you have the monster full house it might be better to fold. You might have three 2's and two kings but someone could easily have a three king full house. just depends on the situation
it is never better to fold a full house ever.
It is if you think someone could have a better full house than you.
No it isn't. You play the odds. The chances of someone having a better hand, fh, quads, sf etc. are so slim when you've got a boat.
NEVER
say you're hand is 2-K and 2-2-K comes down on the flop. There are 4 other people in the hand. Chances are you're looking really good. Lets say the turn and river are 5-K, so you've got 2-2-k-5-k. another player goes all in. Chances are he almost certainly has the last king
>say you're hand is 2-K and 2-2-K comes down on the flop. There are 4 other people in the hand.
ok I'm done talking to you. I would kick your ass in poker. One day you'll go all in with a monster hand and lose everything and I hope it ruins your life
I once went all in with a pair. It's all about the bluff bro, you wouldn't get it doe lmao gay ass noob
what if you have one king and two 2s with a pair of kings in the community cards and 5 other people still in the game at the table
>You might have three 2's and two kings but someone could easily have a three king full house
That's literally impossible
p1: 22
p2: K4
board: 2KK46
>board
holy frick you're a fricking idiot never post again
I'll post whatever the frick I want homosexual.
Gr8 b8, m8
l2poker noob
took my pokergroup 6 years to get to our first RF after almost playing 2 times a week
You're just bad at it then lmao I had one the third time I played, too bad I got a bit too excited and half the table folded
>haha ur just bad at rng 🙂
look up the odds moron. I've gotten it on pokerstars but we got 2 this years. Still ur a moron.
noob
L2P bro u mad asf
kek no one cares about your gambling issue bro
malding pokerlet + ratio
holy based zoomertwitterchad
Failed hard at your ratio. Lmao. Take the L.
BTFO
kek nice
damn you guys suck
Honestly, get better
>poker movie
>it's about the players gayass personal drama
Why are Americans like this
>poker scene
>clueless character gets four aces
Maverick still the only most comfy poker kino ever made.
>movie is called Maverick
>has nothing to do with fighter jets
Essential Mel kino
>poker scene
>guy bluffs so hard the opponent breals down im tears
>OP scene
>Furious wiener sucking and semen drinking
love those scenes
I took a hit from a 13-sided kokushi musou yesterday.
Yeah, it was in a sanma game but that's rare as hell.
>Sanma
Sanma takes skill, Black person. You don't win without being able to discard smart under high pressure and you don't rank up unless you win a lot and win big hands.
This butthole went into furiten for a double yakuman tsumo. I couldn't do that even for a gold cheevo.
Sanma is mahjong for zoomers who can't stand to grind out the slower rounds of a real game
>antagonist puts cards down
>straight flush
>goes to grab his winnings
>not so fast
>protagonist shows he has a royal flush
>checkmate
>Poker scene
>Expert poker players are all refined billionaires in tuxedos
>Not shlubby middle-aged guys with potbellies in shades and baseball caps and an asian guy with autism
That's why Casino Royale was the best. The last guys were a fat guy, an Asian, and an autistic European, plus Bond.
really makes you think
>asian guy with autism
A bit redundant don't you think?
I think he meant to specify that he wasn't Indian
>poker scene
>protagonist is a former torturer for the military-industrial complex
>loses to doctor Dick
>Frank Sinatra Jr. mocks him
>has to work on a guy who owes the Family that hosted the game a debt
>poker scene
>finding out the opponent's obvious tell means you instantly win
in reality they're usually smart enough not to go with a royal flush
I feel like four of a kind is the usual extremely unlikely winning hand in movie poker
>Poker scene
>NINJIN SAN
>MTG scene
>some gay has an infect deck
>novice MC plays with veteran friend
>he uses one bullshit deck and wins the same way every time
>MC stops playing and leaves
EDH is the most movie friendly simply because the variation is so high you could legitimately justify character's decks playing out completely differently from game to game
I've gotten one royal flush but it was in hold-em so everyone else but I think one guy folded, thinking one of us had a normal flush presumably.
>d&d scene
>encounter a Tarrasque
>character gets four aces, shows his hand, smirks and starts taking the money
>the other character yells not so fast, also smirks and then shows a royal flush
>mysterious character looms out of the shadows and shows a somehow higher royal flush
>argument scene with a black person
>calls him every name and swear word EXCEPT Black person
ITT: Children of divorce
>character shows his has a 4 of a kind
>proceeds to reach for the pot
>"not so fast"
>protagonist grabs the money and runs away while shooting at the table
I FEEL THE NEEEED
>Dominion scene
>character doesn't just go for big money + 1
>Dominions scene
>character doesn't just cast Astral Curse and laugh all the way to the blood bank
>people on a site with the median age of like 17 come from broken homes
ya don't say
Post your poker face
>monopoly scene
>character chooses anything besides the boot
>Twilight Struggle scene
>character doesn't play Sankt strategy
>Uno scene
>First card turned up from the Draw Pile is an Action card
THE NEEEEEEEEED
FOR
I've played poker with friends at least once a month for about 5 years now. Not once has anyone ever had a royal flush. someone was 1 card away one time but that's it. Has anyone ever actually seen this mythical beast?
get good loser, at least invite me over so I can bankrupt you and all of your friends
ive played thousands of games I think I saw it once I think, a long time ago.
>slot machine scene
>character is undercover and trying not to make a scene
>puts money in
>wins super mega double jackpot
heLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>poker scene
>*muh muh muh muh muh muh POKER FACE*