>drank a few beers after waking up >a few more during the afternoon >went to work drunk >got back home 30 min ago >drink more beers
Becoming a wagie increased my drinking a lot. I used to feel ashamed about it but I don't even care anymore.
>Friday >Gonna have a productive weekend, clean the apartment, maybe even fire up tinder or set up something with some buddys! >...maybe I'll grab something to drink too >Spend friday, saturday, and sunday going through a bottle of rum and a bottle of whiskey while jerking off to gangbangs and SEA prostitutes getting creampied. >Hungover as frick on Monday, on 4 hours of drunk sleep, barely functional and can't eat. >Already beginning to feel myself justifying doing it again next weekend.
This shit is gonna lead to me dying alone. I really can't do this again this weekend.
just get a girl who will drink with you, anon. then you can call your degenerate drinking binges a "relationship" and society will praise you for it. I started drinking heavily during the pandemic and one of these college girls from tinder overstayed her relationship and now we are dating two years later. sometimes you just need to show them sopranos kino and they will stay around and cook you breakfast
well bourbon is a good allrounder, some wild turkey for example. makes a good sour, and you can still sip it if you want.
Vodka is boring but works, not my favourite.
A nice gin (tanqueray for example, not too floral) is great, but I only drink it in GnT.
how the frick does drinking the night before help you the next day? you should absolutely check into rehab or seek some kind of help dude. if I drank that many beers I'd be pissing every 15 minutes. have you tried taking a few shots? if I take 4 shots in like an hour and a half timespan I get pretty fricked up off that
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why not get like a $29 handle of Titos handmade vodka? it fricks you up and is decent quality and a good price.
Not him, but I sleep way better drunk and actually wake up at a decent time as well.
how the frick does drinking the night before help you the next day? you should absolutely check into rehab or seek some kind of help dude. if I drank that many beers I'd be pissing every 15 minutes. have you tried taking a few shots? if I take 4 shots in like an hour and a half timespan I get pretty fricked up off that
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why not get like a $29 handle of Titos handmade vodka? it fricks you up and is decent quality and a good price.
ok i was thinking of making some wienertails or something so ill probably get vodka thanks for the suggestions now ill try to find some wienertail recipes
alcohol is chemically...something something to frick up your sleep. like, it doesn't "help" you sleep but you've just gotten used to it. I also have trouble sleeping so I know your pain. the only thing that helped me was lifting weights and sex made me tired enough to sleep
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ok i was thinking of making some wienertails or something so ill probably get vodka thanks for the suggestions now ill try to find some wienertail recipes
wienertails are for restaurants imo. I just keep a few shot glasses next to my handle. grab a cold gatorade for a chaser, and drink two shots in 10 min. follow that up with a bong rip, and then 45 minutes later two more shots and another bong rip. then I can tolerate life
>how the frick does drinking the night before help you the next day?
because i'm an alcoholic.
>you should absolutely check into rehab or seek some kind of help dude.
nah
>if I drank that many beers I'd be pissing every 15 minutes
i don't piss until the 7th beer usually
>have you tried taking a few shots? if I take 4 shots in like an hour and a half timespan I get pretty fricked up off that
i used to drink ~1 litre of vodka a night and still go into work
I'm not going to argue with you and tell you to never drink, because I love drinking and drink often so I can't be a hypocrite. but shit dude, for your liver and stomach's sake, slow the frick down. ever smoke weed instead? you will be fricking rekt physically if you keep it up lol
>I'm not going to argue with you and tell you to never drink, because I love drinking and drink often so I can't be a hypocrite. but shit dude, for your liver and stomach's sake, slow the frick down. ever smoke weed instead? you will be fricking rekt physically if you keep it up lol
i just don't care anymore. the barbarians are at the gate. but i'm also i big guy 4u and can handle large quantities of booze with ease.
i literally cannot function at work unless i have 12-15 beers the night before
any less/more and i'm fricked
like right now i'm on my 16th beer ahead of my usual pace and i'm fricked up, can't even see the keys to type 'em. i'm typing like a moronic child right now.
how the frick does drinking the night before help you the next day? you should absolutely check into rehab or seek some kind of help dude. if I drank that many beers I'd be pissing every 15 minutes. have you tried taking a few shots? if I take 4 shots in like an hour and a half timespan I get pretty fricked up off that
whats a good bottle of something i should buy? is brandy any good?
why not get like a $29 handle of Titos handmade vodka? it fricks you up and is decent quality and a good price.
>how the frick does drinking the night before help you the next day?
because i'm an alcoholic.
>you should absolutely check into rehab or seek some kind of help dude.
nah
>if I drank that many beers I'd be pissing every 15 minutes
i don't piss until the 7th beer usually
>have you tried taking a few shots? if I take 4 shots in like an hour and a half timespan I get pretty fricked up off that
i used to drink ~1 litre of vodka a night and still go into work
I pick on how bad the hangover is. I hear different things from everyone but for me white wine is something I can drink indefinitely and still wake up in the morning.
>closest friend from school got in touch out of nowhere, telling me how much he misses me and wants to shoot the shit again >don't want him to know I've degenerated into a permadrunk NEET loner
How do you let someone know you'd rather be left alone for the rest of your life without making it sound like you simply don't want to talk to them in particular?
>Just delete all social media
I don't have any social media, never have and never will >ignore all messages from them
It doesn't seem very fair on him, I cherished his company when I was actually capable of being around other people. He deserves better than being given the cold shoulder.
I've only got two distant frens irl that I meet every few months. They don't mind my alcoholism, they barely even mention it and will enjoy going to the pub with me. If what you want is to be left alone though, just lie and tell them you have super cancer or some shit. Though I'd recommend having a fren.
>Though I'd recommend having a fren.
I've learned now that I'm simply unable to maintain friendships for any substantial amount of time; it's like it's hardwired into my brain to cut contact with people as soon as we're past being acquiantances and I fricking hate it. All I do all day is sit on my loneosme and dreamily wonder wheat it would be like to be a pepole-person and I drink this awful frickingwhiskey which I'm now out of
Just lie then mate. If I'm too fricked or would rather sit in and get hammered than see my friends I just lie. However I don't know what kind of lie you'd need to tell to make him never contact you again.
>I cherished his company when I was actually capable of being around other people. He deserves better than being given the cold shoulder
Sounds like a decent lad if he still goes out of his way to reach out. Give him a phone call at the least.
I've only got two distant frens irl that I meet every few months. They don't mind my alcoholism, they barely even mention it and will enjoy going to the pub with me. If what you want is to be left alone though, just lie and tell them you have super cancer or some shit. Though I'd recommend having a fren.
I spent the past 3 days trying not to die. Not a hangover, I've not had one in ages. Just pure stomach pain and the feeling that every time I turn over even in bed, I'm going to puke. Sound familiar? I thought it was weird but thankfully it's gone now. Just had to spend a few days drinking nothing but water and eating toast.
I'll look it up, I'm seething that it fricked up my weekend. Was nice laying on the sofa watching nothing but old westerns but the pain and nausea was horrible and I'd have liked to have done something else
>Everyone at my local dive bar recognizes me >I know all the regulars >I feel like they're my friends
I know it's pathetic but I like them more then my real friends
Proves my theory that stomachs are either different or trained. I can drink spirits but they make me sick. However, I can drink wine like water. Also wine is very economical.
Fricking self pitying drunk homosexuals make me sick. Go have your crying circle jerk elsewhere. >Muh alcohol
Get some real problems instead of self inflicted shit. Same goes for any of you drug homosexuals.
you're trying way too hard newbie
Stay mad sobergay
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the reality is that the newbie is lurking
I am
Good thread
The dating life post-divorce isn't going so well bros. Any tips?
An hero?
Probably just gonna get druk about it tbqh famalamdingdong
Return some videos tapes.
Go to Thailand, Vietnam or the Phillipines
I wish I was 10 years younger and could go back to SEA and have 10 years of sexpat NEET shitposting comfy times
the food is abysmal though, everything is garbage and spicy except fast food
Remarry
Im gonna get a russian mail order bride
I wanna a Ukraineian refuge cutie
can't believe nobody mentioned this, but,
just be yourself bro
>drank a few beers after waking up
>a few more during the afternoon
>went to work drunk
>got back home 30 min ago
>drink more beers
Becoming a wagie increased my drinking a lot. I used to feel ashamed about it but I don't even care anymore.
YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH THIS PROGRAM SON!
>Friday
>Gonna have a productive weekend, clean the apartment, maybe even fire up tinder or set up something with some buddys!
>...maybe I'll grab something to drink too
>Spend friday, saturday, and sunday going through a bottle of rum and a bottle of whiskey while jerking off to gangbangs and SEA prostitutes getting creampied.
>Hungover as frick on Monday, on 4 hours of drunk sleep, barely functional and can't eat.
>Already beginning to feel myself justifying doing it again next weekend.
This shit is gonna lead to me dying alone. I really can't do this again this weekend.
>Spend friday, saturday, and sunday going through a bottle of rum and a bottle of whiskey
Damn, i wish
I know I'm not as bad as some of the drukgays in these threads but to a normal person, 2 fifths in 3 days is pretty bad.
It is. Better stop while you can
just get a girl who will drink with you, anon. then you can call your degenerate drinking binges a "relationship" and society will praise you for it. I started drinking heavily during the pandemic and one of these college girls from tinder overstayed her relationship and now we are dating two years later. sometimes you just need to show them sopranos kino and they will stay around and cook you breakfast
Its a rough cycle, but what else is there?
>tfw Australian
Have a drink, mate!
that is shit-slow for skolling a schooner
Any movies with cute drunk ladies?
(pic related)
why do i feel like cryuing while druk?
Brothers, how do we prevent the janitorial staff so rudely intervening in our private gatherings?
Well, those staff members are highly paid individuals, so surely they wouldn't abuse their power
Perchance.
whats a good bottle of something i should buy? is brandy any good?
what do you like? Want to mix or drink straight?
definitely mix, i usually dont like rum unless its mixed with ginger ale for example
well bourbon is a good allrounder, some wild turkey for example. makes a good sour, and you can still sip it if you want.
Vodka is boring but works, not my favourite.
A nice gin (tanqueray for example, not too floral) is great, but I only drink it in GnT.
Not him, but I sleep way better drunk and actually wake up at a decent time as well.
ok i was thinking of making some wienertails or something so ill probably get vodka thanks for the suggestions now ill try to find some wienertail recipes
just pick up something new every once in a while, after some time you got a selection. Cheers!
alcohol is chemically...something something to frick up your sleep. like, it doesn't "help" you sleep but you've just gotten used to it. I also have trouble sleeping so I know your pain. the only thing that helped me was lifting weights and sex made me tired enough to sleep
wienertails are for restaurants imo. I just keep a few shot glasses next to my handle. grab a cold gatorade for a chaser, and drink two shots in 10 min. follow that up with a bong rip, and then 45 minutes later two more shots and another bong rip. then I can tolerate life
I'm not going to argue with you and tell you to never drink, because I love drinking and drink often so I can't be a hypocrite. but shit dude, for your liver and stomach's sake, slow the frick down. ever smoke weed instead? you will be fricking rekt physically if you keep it up lol
I think I just knock myself out far enough that I actually go to sleep, I dont need to be hammered, just a bit drunk.
>I'm not going to argue with you and tell you to never drink, because I love drinking and drink often so I can't be a hypocrite. but shit dude, for your liver and stomach's sake, slow the frick down. ever smoke weed instead? you will be fricking rekt physically if you keep it up lol
i just don't care anymore. the barbarians are at the gate. but i'm also i big guy 4u and can handle large quantities of booze with ease.
Gin 4 the win if you ask this drunk butthole
Its good but you actually have to mix it
I can´t enjoy gin straight but bourbon goes down easy
No one drinks gin by itself unless they're a god damn chimney sweep from 1850
>drink a pint at noon and feel tired the rest of the day
not like this beer bros
Beer?!
i literally cannot function at work unless i have 12-15 beers the night before
any less/more and i'm fricked
like right now i'm on my 16th beer ahead of my usual pace and i'm fricked up, can't even see the keys to type 'em. i'm typing like a moronic child right now.
how the frick does drinking the night before help you the next day? you should absolutely check into rehab or seek some kind of help dude. if I drank that many beers I'd be pissing every 15 minutes. have you tried taking a few shots? if I take 4 shots in like an hour and a half timespan I get pretty fricked up off that
why not get like a $29 handle of Titos handmade vodka? it fricks you up and is decent quality and a good price.
>how the frick does drinking the night before help you the next day?
because i'm an alcoholic.
>you should absolutely check into rehab or seek some kind of help dude.
nah
>if I drank that many beers I'd be pissing every 15 minutes
i don't piss until the 7th beer usually
>have you tried taking a few shots? if I take 4 shots in like an hour and a half timespan I get pretty fricked up off that
i used to drink ~1 litre of vodka a night and still go into work
Just got a beer at the local bar. Told myself no shots. Three cheers for moderation.
sober 2 weeks
feels good man
homosexual
Drinking a lot isn’t a substitute for actually being masculine.
like hell it isn't
Dad caught COVID at the weekend and gave me his test kit so I've took all week off sick and will continue to get druk everyday
Should I start Bellion Vodka? I dont usually drink vodka but it's the first to be scientifically designed to be easier on your liver
I pick on how bad the hangover is. I hear different things from everyone but for me white wine is something I can drink indefinitely and still wake up in the morning.
Imagine not being straight edge
boring
>closest friend from school got in touch out of nowhere, telling me how much he misses me and wants to shoot the shit again
>don't want him to know I've degenerated into a permadrunk NEET loner
How do you let someone know you'd rather be left alone for the rest of your life without making it sound like you simply don't want to talk to them in particular?
Just delete all social media and ignore all messages from them, it's what I did and now I'm free
>Just delete all social media
I don't have any social media, never have and never will
>ignore all messages from them
It doesn't seem very fair on him, I cherished his company when I was actually capable of being around other people. He deserves better than being given the cold shoulder.
>Though I'd recommend having a fren.
I've learned now that I'm simply unable to maintain friendships for any substantial amount of time; it's like it's hardwired into my brain to cut contact with people as soon as we're past being acquiantances and I fricking hate it. All I do all day is sit on my loneosme and dreamily wonder wheat it would be like to be a pepole-person and I drink this awful frickingwhiskey which I'm now out of
Just lie then mate. If I'm too fricked or would rather sit in and get hammered than see my friends I just lie. However I don't know what kind of lie you'd need to tell to make him never contact you again.
>I cherished his company when I was actually capable of being around other people. He deserves better than being given the cold shoulder
Sounds like a decent lad if he still goes out of his way to reach out. Give him a phone call at the least.
I've only got two distant frens irl that I meet every few months. They don't mind my alcoholism, they barely even mention it and will enjoy going to the pub with me. If what you want is to be left alone though, just lie and tell them you have super cancer or some shit. Though I'd recommend having a fren.
Six months sober and turns out i had a stomach infection that was the source of my woes not booze
>sure bro let's hang
>get shitfaced as you explain your situation
>end night with a take care dude
>rest assured he will bail on you forever
I spent the past 3 days trying not to die. Not a hangover, I've not had one in ages. Just pure stomach pain and the feeling that every time I turn over even in bed, I'm going to puke. Sound familiar? I thought it was weird but thankfully it's gone now. Just had to spend a few days drinking nothing but water and eating toast.
Gastritis mist likely famitidine will help.
I'll look it up, I'm seething that it fricked up my weekend. Was nice laying on the sofa watching nothing but old westerns but the pain and nausea was horrible and I'd have liked to have done something else
>Sound familiar?
Nope just a constant burning in the stomach after shitting. Hpylori they said.
I always feel better after a shit but it's like dumping toxic waste
i thought i had a problem since i make myself a few strong drinks 2 times a week or so
the stories in this thread make it sound like people here are going to be dead in like a decade
I'd be surprised (and also disappointed) if I'm alive in 2 years
I've been drinking 20+ UK units a day for 2 years :^) don't worry about it
The word you're looking for is "contemplate"
>Everyone at my local dive bar recognizes me
>I know all the regulars
>I feel like they're my friends
I know it's pathetic but I like them more then my real friends
Very based, this is the life I aspire for
just relapsed because of this thread lol
I don’t even drink lol
Nothing wrong with that 🙂
I just had two beers. Now I’m going to shower and go to bed. Am I druk enough for this thread?
No. Shower beer now.
Amazing what 4 beers does. I'm still at the bar but I feel as if I'm in a differently universe. Love you bros.
post pic of bar
Can't, too busy drinking
I don't get hard liquor its literally poison just drink wine
Wine is literally just battery acid it's shit
Wine is grapes and sugar
Proves my theory that stomachs are either different or trained. I can drink spirits but they make me sick. However, I can drink wine like water. Also wine is very economical.
Pontificate on imbibing
Off to bed soon mate, I'm out of the silly joose. Got all week off thanks to fake COVID test though 🙂
Just 2 more days until I'm off work for 6 weeks, Holy shit I can't wait. The druk life awaits me
So what have you guys even watching while drinking lately? I'm about to start a rematch of classic AVGN myself while I knock back a few dozen suds
based
Paul > George > Ringo > Lennon
I drank last night but I kinda want to drink again. But I also want to listen to erotic audio hypnosis files. What do?
>erotic audio hypnosis files.
are you alluding to sissy hypno anon
One of those things is worse than the other
Bruh
Your life is a mess, brother. Taking the drukpill is cool, but there's no reason to destroy your actual self with the rest of that shit.
>Islam is right about women
>now Islam is right about alcohol consumption
Islam just doesn't stop winning, does it?
Fricking self pitying drunk homosexuals make me sick. Go have your crying circle jerk elsewhere.
>Muh alcohol
Get some real problems instead of self inflicted shit. Same goes for any of you drug homosexuals.
and? is there something wrong with that?
yeah
Seethe, cope, etc
Why would one waste disposable packaging on one shot when they could simply pour it from a much larger bottle?
ease of transport and resilience to force, durability i suppose
I'm drunk on cheap 7/11 wine
Sounds fulfilling
based, i miss that, but it's too hot in the summer to drink cheap wine