>See this poster >"Holy shit, two absolute legends in the same movie, I gotta watch this" >Oh wait, his name is not spelled like that, it's some dumb wrestler instead >Neither is actually the main character of the movie
I was watching Executive Decision the other day and only kept watching after they decided to kill off this homosexual's character like 15 minutes into the film.
The idea that he didn't show up on set or didn't read the script is just dumb, scenes are not filmed in order. Imagine believing the lies of a jealous Hispanic like Leguizamo over Seagal Sensei.
Anyone got the webms from this movie? Particularly the shot where it looks like they're pushing him down a hallway on a skateboard because he couldn't walk quickly enough or something, kek.
hilarious part about senpai seagal is that he is a absolutely lazy ass. Shows up for an hour of shooting for the set and then fricks off. Some production crews are so pissed at him they deliberately find the most inappropriate voice and body doubles for him to clown on him. So in in the final edit you have seagal mumbling something in the camera and in the next one he sounds like a southern hillbilly
>slowly walks into thread
what'happen
dey tukr
*pauses*
*breathes in*
wellamsorrytohearthat
Ummm, yeah, because uh, NOW??????
>Van Dam
>as in Rob Van Dam
The whole frickin show
>See this poster
>"Holy shit, two absolute legends in the same movie, I gotta watch this"
>Oh wait, his name is not spelled like that, it's some dumb wrestler instead
>Neither is actually the main character of the movie
>Sniper
>Poster doesn't have a sniper rifle
What did Seagal mean by this
He snipes with M4, you tard
M4 is not a sniper rifle
It can be
No it can't. My uncle was a sniper in the Iraq War and said so.
He's just that good
for the master it is
Anybody seen Richie?
How insecure do you have to be to actually make this scene where you walk from one guy to the next, showing off how tough you are.
This is so cringe its almost based again
Oh shit, that’s Brendan Filone, a soldier in the Soprano Crime Family
because now
i will have to snatch
every motherFRICKER birthday
I was watching Executive Decision the other day and only kept watching after they decided to kill off this homosexual's character like 15 minutes into the film.
I figure he must have been pressured into agreeing to the part because based on his personality I don't think he would have signed on otherwise
He insisted that his character survive somehow and refused to shoot the death scene, that's why you only have a far-off CGI shot of him flying off.
He literally filmed the death scene
The idea that he didn't show up on set or didn't read the script is just dumb, scenes are not filmed in order. Imagine believing the lies of a jealous Hispanic like Leguizamo over Seagal Sensei.
It amazes me how much hollywood hate seagal they are just jealous.
Nobody had any idea that was going to happen when the movie came out. People were super pissed because Seagal was still super popular lol
I will snatch your motherfricking birthday
That would be fat
This vatnik scum tried to make ruzzia and America friendly nations. Turn Moscow into a crater.
Welastoobad
America and Russia would make great friends, that's why Israel doesn't want it to happen.
I'm gonna take you to the bank senator.
The blood bank...
Anyone got the webms from this movie? Particularly the shot where it looks like they're pushing him down a hallway on a skateboard because he couldn't walk quickly enough or something, kek.
No. That sounds dumb. Sensei Seagal only has kino scene in his kinography of films.
Oh I didn't say it wasn't kino
have any of you ever seen Sniper special ops?
I highly recommend it. It's kino.
All his movies are Kino.
I assume for the poster Seagal's head has been shopped onto someone else's body.
Yeah. He's fatter and those aren't his arms. Anon made a shoop that has the gun going off but I can't find it.
Why do his movies make people who went to college seethe?
I don't mind his borderline xenophobic antics but his late career action scenes are absolute ass.
Hero
>ya know
Was it kino?
Equilibrium looks different from what I remember...
Always kino
That fat booger paid Gorge Saint Peire to take a dive in a movie
>Me want the poonani
this is one of the funniest things ever. the absolute ego on this lad
For me? Kill Switch
I am the son of legendary film director Fred olen ray. Ask me anything
Should I goon today?
Yes
hilarious part about senpai seagal is that he is a absolutely lazy ass. Shows up for an hour of shooting for the set and then fricks off. Some production crews are so pissed at him they deliberately find the most inappropriate voice and body doubles for him to clown on him. So in in the final edit you have seagal mumbling something in the camera and in the next one he sounds like a southern hillbilly
>Wha'happened?