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A boat that can’t slow down or it will explode
Did you really think you could just cheat on your homework like that, Jack? Sorry, looks like you and Wildcat over there are going home empty handed.
That's Speed 2.
A thread that has to reach the bump limit or OP's mom dies.
please just blow it up
Chev Chelios has to scare himself to the point he pisses and shits his pants every five minutes, or else the Chinese nanoparticles in his testicles will explode from lack of fear chemical
The kicker? He has to watch modern horror
10 people get locked into a mcdonalds and they have 12 hours to eat their own weight in fries or they'll all get deepfried in frying oil.
Define "Eat"
If you just have to chew and not swallow, that's pretty easy.
If you have to swallow, but can throw up, that's more difficult, but still doable.
Ferris wheel full of 300lb people who just had a big lunch has to turn at 100mph, no one gets off, or I blow up the Holocaust Museum
An FBI agent is taken hostage and forced to drive above a certain speed otherwise the assailant's head will explode.
You have to edge forever without cumming or a bomb will explode
If I don't keep jerking off furiously then my penis will explode.
You country is forced to support Ukraine and you must constantly send them billions of dollars every week, if you stop, WW3 will start.
money that would have been dumped into the industrial military complex anyways but when it's actually used for defence, rightoids pops a vein
true, it would be better if we spend trillions while also starting WW3.
we didn't even get to use F35s yet for god's sake.
Space Elevator filled with 10'000 people has a bomb on it. If the bomb goes off, it flies off into space.
"Running aground". Entire group of people on a cruise ship (or other no-car environment) gets strapped up with something. They have to continue to move at more than 5mph or else they go kablewey.
All the fatties die within 5 minutes. Disabled people are fine, because it isn't that hard to keep a wheelchair moving at 5mph on flat ground.
a man that cant let his heart rate drop else he will explode
A man that has to keep edging or he will explode.
Crank
A woman has to not complain for a year, or she will explode.
A shinebox that cant slow down or else it'll explode
you have to keep making homemade rockets or else your country explodes
A pair of heelies that will explode if they detect they haven’t been skating for 60!seconds or if they detect the person wearing them is trying to take them off
A wanker can't stop wanking or his balls will explode.
One of those spinning amusement park rides that can't stop or else it will fling off into the air and kill everyone on board.
Twist: the president's daughter is on the ride and she needs her insulin
A israeli man can't stop writing articles in favor of immigration or his circumcision will be reversed
He tracks several peoples speed using their smartphone and if they slow down the phone blows up
This is actually a good one.
>protag comes up with a plan to attach the cellphone to a ceiling fan
>antag doesn't check the GPS until later
>this gives the protag enough time to appear behind the antag
WHAT DO YOU DO