popcorn and porta potti. fricking genius

popcorn and porta potti

fricking genius

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just know someone is gonna stick their penis in that

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least one dude has tried to frick that

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a butthole. Do you mean to Tell me people will have to stick their hands in there to grab popcorn that will then go in their mouths? Full of butter?
    That's fricking disgusting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is that literally any different from a regular bucket?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to squeeze your hands though a tight ass-looking hole with a regulat bucket. You see the food at all times.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MINT CONDITION
    LIMITED RUN
    ONE OF A KIND

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i were to buy popcorn vessel then that would be the one

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine a janny moving through to clean up the theater and finds poop in all of these

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the thought of someone paying to go to the cinema, but only using it as an opportunity to shit into a popcorn bucket while watching Dunc 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok, now that would be gross.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dunc finishes
        >curl out a mr whippy shit into my popcorn vessel
        >see a janny on the way out
        >mfw

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Villeneuve when he started
    I am an artist, I don't care about commercial potential I am auteur who makes what he wants!
    >Villeneuve now

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have made the bristles blue so that the mouth looks like a blue iris, thus making the act of eating popcorn more symbolically aligned with the movie (and also making it look less like you're fisting a hairy gaping bumhole). Huge wasted opportunity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would've cost $0.10c more in production costs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One day this slave-race will rise up and realize that our collective enemy are the bean counters, accountants, and finance departments of the western world.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw haven’t been able to get necessary safety repairs done in my facility because my company’s finance department refuses to pay for any repairs
          Should I just call OSHA at this point and file a complaint? I’m sick of my company ignoring my branch like this and we’ve already had multiple employees get hurt because of our floor.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, immediately. They are trying to pin it on you, have you take the blame and claim you weren't proactive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even better just put a blue LED at the bottom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2024
      >still tries to push the blue iris sandworm meme
      dude, just give up, it's over, I was on board back in 2023 (!), I even did some funny memes in my spare time to contribute to this communal effort, but now this is really really pointless, this is beyond hopeless and just sad

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a certified "what the frick were they thinking" moment of all time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine using the moment of somebodys death as a meme reaction pic...personally i'd be worried their ghost would start haunting me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was fine, they rubbed some dirt on it jesus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's currently in thrall to a toilet witch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you need to have a soul to be a ghost
        indians don't have one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The i in "i'd be worried" is not capitalized.
        Indian hands typed this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning Saar

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would put my penis in that.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw mixing chocolate with my popcorn and pulling it out of the anus and shoving it into my mouth and just making a mess in general

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's a worthy memoralabia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lotion bottle

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the dumb merch shit that happens and none of it involves some cinnamon flavor.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I pull out, will I die?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody:
    /tv/: penis bumhole

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obvious "le ANUS xDxDxD" viral marketing-oriented design aside, why tf would I want to dig my hand through a bunch of plastic needles to get some popcorn? I can already imagine this shit getting stuck on my hand as I try to pull out a handful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How fat is your hand?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just like that time I had to pick shit out my own ass hole

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        storytime please

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >broke foot a few months back
          >had to be kept on constant drip of opiates and anti-inflammatories
          >eat all 3 meals a day they bring because meds made me feel sick on empty stomach
          >realise it's been 5 days since I had a shit
          >can feel it building up like a damn about to burst but opiates also make your shit the consistency of brick
          >have to be helped into the toilet by nurses as I can't control my constant brapping, trying to escape turn
          >heaving not working, it's stuck in this
          >spend an hour clawing the turd out with some plastic gloves and wet wipes
          >feel ecstasy like no other, better than the morphine IV
          shits are important bros.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even porn sites are in on it now

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aside from the whole worm Fleshlight thing the logistics of it alone is moronic. the majority of people who would buy shit like this are bloated numales - could they even fit their fricking gobby paws through that opening? i don't think they could, especially not with a fistful of popcorn. and don't tell me to take the top off. i thought the whole point of these moronic funko popcorn buckets was to eat out of what looks like a chinese desk toy, not have the funny bits removed and sitting at your feet while you eat out of a regular shitty old bucket. what a disaster.

    the fact this was even made of course is also a direct indicator that the movie's quality is poor. what kind of fricking moronic kiddy movie has special popcorn buckets? i thought dunc was supposed to be highbrow nouveau shit with his tranqed out looking mutt actors and total lack of color?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      k

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did you make these buckets? you SHOULD be asshurt. they're terrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tl;dr

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're just the "k" anon from 5 minutes ago lmao how mad are you? tell me you didn't go and get one of these

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of a monkey trap: a wooden box with some food bait in it and the hole is just big enough for a monkey to stick a hand in but not big enough to take its fist gripping the bait out.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT NOT WHAT THE SANDWORM LOOKS LIKE

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sticking your hand in this for popcorn while watching this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it has your boyfriend's dick in it

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got mine last night before seeing Argylle

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does DUNC 2 have a sarlacc pit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a penis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate Americans can't just look down and check (because of the fat as well) but there's no lack of pictures of dicks online, why do people keep thinking foreskin looks like that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine defending Villenueve's blatant DUNC dick

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