popcorn and porta potti
fricking genius
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popcorn and porta potti. fricking genius
popcorn and porta potti
fricking genius
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you just know someone is gonna stick their penis in that
At least one dude has tried to frick that
It looks like a butthole. Do you mean to Tell me people will have to stick their hands in there to grab popcorn that will then go in their mouths? Full of butter?
That's fricking disgusting.
How is that literally any different from a regular bucket?
You don't have to squeeze your hands though a tight ass-looking hole with a regulat bucket. You see the food at all times.
MINT CONDITION
LIMITED RUN
ONE OF A KIND
if i were to buy popcorn vessel then that would be the one
imagine a janny moving through to clean up the theater and finds poop in all of these
the thought of someone paying to go to the cinema, but only using it as an opportunity to shit into a popcorn bucket while watching Dunc 2
ok, now that would be gross.
>dunc finishes
>curl out a mr whippy shit into my popcorn vessel
>see a janny on the way out
>mfw
>Villeneuve when he started
I am an artist, I don't care about commercial potential I am auteur who makes what he wants!
>Villeneuve now
They should have made the bristles blue so that the mouth looks like a blue iris, thus making the act of eating popcorn more symbolically aligned with the movie (and also making it look less like you're fisting a hairy gaping bumhole). Huge wasted opportunity.
it would've cost $0.10c more in production costs
One day this slave-race will rise up and realize that our collective enemy are the bean counters, accountants, and finance departments of the western world.
>tfw haven’t been able to get necessary safety repairs done in my facility because my company’s finance department refuses to pay for any repairs
Should I just call OSHA at this point and file a complaint? I’m sick of my company ignoring my branch like this and we’ve already had multiple employees get hurt because of our floor.
Yes, immediately. They are trying to pin it on you, have you take the blame and claim you weren't proactive.
even better just put a blue LED at the bottom.
>2024
>still tries to push the blue iris sandworm meme
dude, just give up, it's over, I was on board back in 2023 (!), I even did some funny memes in my spare time to contribute to this communal effort, but now this is really really pointless, this is beyond hopeless and just sad
This is a certified "what the frick were they thinking" moment of all time.
imagine using the moment of somebodys death as a meme reaction pic...personally i'd be worried their ghost would start haunting me.
He was fine, they rubbed some dirt on it jesus.
He's currently in thrall to a toilet witch
you need to have a soul to be a ghost
indians don't have one
>The i in "i'd be worried" is not capitalized.
Indian hands typed this.
Good morning Saar
I would put my penis in that.
>mfw mixing chocolate with my popcorn and pulling it out of the anus and shoving it into my mouth and just making a mess in general
I think it's a worthy memoralabia
The lotion bottle
All the dumb merch shit that happens and none of it involves some cinnamon flavor.
If I pull out, will I die?
nobody:
/tv/: penis bumhole
Obvious "le ANUS xDxDxD" viral marketing-oriented design aside, why tf would I want to dig my hand through a bunch of plastic needles to get some popcorn? I can already imagine this shit getting stuck on my hand as I try to pull out a handful
How fat is your hand?
Very
just like that time I had to pick shit out my own ass hole
storytime please
>broke foot a few months back
>had to be kept on constant drip of opiates and anti-inflammatories
>eat all 3 meals a day they bring because meds made me feel sick on empty stomach
>realise it's been 5 days since I had a shit
>can feel it building up like a damn about to burst but opiates also make your shit the consistency of brick
>have to be helped into the toilet by nurses as I can't control my constant brapping, trying to escape turn
>heaving not working, it's stuck in this
>spend an hour clawing the turd out with some plastic gloves and wet wipes
>feel ecstasy like no other, better than the morphine IV
shits are important bros.
Even porn sites are in on it now
aside from the whole worm Fleshlight thing the logistics of it alone is moronic. the majority of people who would buy shit like this are bloated numales - could they even fit their fricking gobby paws through that opening? i don't think they could, especially not with a fistful of popcorn. and don't tell me to take the top off. i thought the whole point of these moronic funko popcorn buckets was to eat out of what looks like a chinese desk toy, not have the funny bits removed and sitting at your feet while you eat out of a regular shitty old bucket. what a disaster.
the fact this was even made of course is also a direct indicator that the movie's quality is poor. what kind of fricking moronic kiddy movie has special popcorn buckets? i thought dunc was supposed to be highbrow nouveau shit with his tranqed out looking mutt actors and total lack of color?
k
did you make these buckets? you SHOULD be asshurt. they're terrible
tl;dr
you're just the "k" anon from 5 minutes ago lmao how mad are you? tell me you didn't go and get one of these
Reminds me of a monkey trap: a wooden box with some food bait in it and the hole is just big enough for a monkey to stick a hand in but not big enough to take its fist gripping the bait out.
THAT NOT WHAT THE SANDWORM LOOKS LIKE
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>sticking your hand in this for popcorn while watching this
>it has your boyfriend's dick in it
I got mine last night before seeing Argylle
Why does DUNC 2 have a sarlacc pit?
it's a penis
I appreciate Americans can't just look down and check (because of the fat as well) but there's no lack of pictures of dicks online, why do people keep thinking foreskin looks like that
>imagine defending Villenueve's blatant DUNC dick