>popular on the office. >unhappy being "just" on tv. >lands role as lead in movie

>popular on the office
>unhappy being "just" on tv
>lands role as lead in movie
>he thinks it's going to be his "40 year old virgin" or "old school" that launches him into super mega movie stardom
>premiere day comes
>collosal bomb
>his dream is dead
>has to go back to the office set on Monday
>literally not a single person mentions the movie to him

Why do actors do this to themselves?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember i enjoying this movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based esl anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        just a typo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He called you based, take the compliment.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy was literally only ever funny making a serious face opposite jim's goofy look at the camera face

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spielberg got him in some movie about aliens and hyped it up but it flopped too.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the trailers screamed LOOK I CAN BE JACK BLACK TOO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was some Jack Black deep cut from the thumbnail.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40 year old virgin
    Haha, what a crazy premise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, its ridiculous because you can just PAY someone to have sex with you. It's not even all that expensive... ludicrous premise for a film.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I know, its ridiculous because you can just PAY someone to have sex with you
        doesn't count, it;s like when wheelchair kids get to score a touchdown on a practice game of football

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you OP my brain was 3 days away from overwriting the neuron that remembered the name of this movie with a cool new fact but you fricking ruined it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brittany Spears made a movie called Crossroads.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so a jack black impression?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when he got his own tv show where he was a grumpy detective or something and it did not last long.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was actually kind of good too. I don't really like the genre but it had a very House feel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was generic but I frickin love that shit, watched every episode.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we thought this was shit back then but we didn't know how bad it could get.
    i also enjoyed him in picrel

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the movie was fine
    emma stone looked cute it was all down hill from here
    and the lead sdinger turned into a troony lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In announcing their engagement, Teddy gushed on social media, "I love this woman so much she treats me like a lil princess and makes me laugh harder than anyone
      lmao of course the engagement fell apart
      poor kid got molested into troonydom

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM NOT BITTER

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super was kino. Peak Ellen Page

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She actually used to be really sexy
      Truly a tragedy worse than the holocaust

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT UP, CRIME

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This along with super. Are good

      I said this before but this was Gunns peak and he'll never make something as good as this ever again.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This along with super. Are good

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is with this guy and turning his costars into trannies?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he in house of 1000 corpses

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was before the office

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Wrong
    Corky Romano
    Exit to Eden
    She-Devil
    Backfield in Motion
    The Stupids
    The Pest
    The Master of Disguise
    Taxi (american remake)
    Artie Lange's Beer League
    Dirty Work
    It's Pat
    Booty Call
    Trial and Error
    Doctor Detriot
    The Rocker
    Bucky Larson
    Employee of the Month
    RocketMan 1997
    Blankman
    Hostage for a Day
    Big Bully
    Freddy Got Fingered
    and of course, chairman of the board

    nobody wants to see comedians in movies. all bombed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robin Williams was kino.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and made like 20 box office bombs.
        including that moronic movie with danny devito.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter. He was in plenty of kino.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rainn wilson is too reddit le randumb xd to be a mainstream leading man. he only works as a quirky side character

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