>portrays him as a 5' 1" midget despite him being a 5' 9" King of Manlets in real life
>portrays him as a total simp
>portrays him as a bumbling idiot that conquered the continent by accident
>the main battle shown on screen is the one he lost to Great Briton
>ending literally implies the real version of history is fake
this is straight up the British propaganda version of Napoleon and Ridley is shocked the rest of Europe hated it
it's also a boring uneventful 3 hour slog and Ridley is shocked America hated it
Any hope for the Spielberg series adapted from Kubrick's script?
5'9" was above average back then
Were you there? No? Then shut the frick up!
did it show him killing turkish prisoners?
It's Insane how Waterloo completely mogs this, bringing more respect to not only Napoleon but Wellington aswell.
>Wellington
>beat Napoleon
>invent beef
Is there anything that gigachad CAN'T do?
He had tons of flaws but this movie not only makes him all flaws, it makes him look like an impotent man-child who just wandered into power by chance.
Maybe if he had boats he would have been great.
>the main battle shown on screen is the one he lost to Great Briton
they 100% would have had the Battle of Trafalgar in there too but it probably got cut due to budget
Saw some staff talks and apparently Leipzig was the big one they wanted to show but couldn't, not Trafalgar.
who cares? aren't the french known worldwide for being pussies? this guy was probably a pussy too. the movie sucks because there isn't anything interesting worth seeing portrayed.
>T. Eternal Anglo
>If the French hadn't lost the seven years war the eternal anglo wouldn't have become dominant
Did it to themselves. Cucks.
>Eternal Anglo still seething about Nappy
Jesus Christ, it's been 203 years, get over it
>get over it
The OP of this thread is literally just unprompted seething about >muh ange-girlsh propaganda
>Still seething
We won idiot, we'd be seething if we lost. This film is dogshit because it lessens that victory. Winning against a lucky idiot is nowhere near as impressive as winning against a tactical genius
Ridley & History simply do not mix. Period.
Those sniper muskets though
>Wellington One Actual I have eyes on an enemy foot mobile, possible Ace of Spades. Please advise.
Stay frosty, we're Oscar Mike. Ramirez, kill Napoleon.
so you just strap spyglass to a musket with some leather strips and that's supposed to help you aim?
Yes. Didn't you see The Patriot?
just watch the french old movie with actual plot and battles and a good Nappy
>the french old movie
the 1927 one?
yeah, most likely
>Although a great commander, it must be stated that Napoleon is indeed a cuck, a simp, an incel and stands no taller than a stunted boy prostitute.
-Marshall Ney
There was a rock song remix in the trailer, who the frick would've bothered to watch this after that? I know I didn't/won't.
always makes me laugh when movies try and pander to younger people who would have no interest in seeing it anyway
I remember Sin City 2 using dubstep in the main trailer and immediately knowing the movie would be shit
Napoleon lost. Get over it.
The biggest crime of this film is how dull it looks
>mu-mu-mu-mu nappy want sex! sex sex sex! nappy want sex now!!
Bravo Ridley
> Hollywood whose only role is indoctrination portraits a populist white man only negatively and as pathetic, in accordance with the ruling regimes ideology
O vey, what surprise
>everything in da whole world is because of da joos
This but unironically
You give us way too much credit, but thank you.
They got internet in the tunnels? Woah
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1750: The House of the Red Shield (REDACTED) was established and became prime money-lenders to the British Crown.
1789: Mayer REDACTED organised the French Revolution, and mass REDACTED of the French aristocracy, to seize control of the French economy by privatising the Bank Of France.
1815: James & Nathan REDACTED ordered all European rulers to assemble at the Congress of Vienna. The REDACTED drafted a plan that would make it impossible for another Napoleon to rise to power by creating a European “balance of power.”
1848: Karl Marx invents communism and prints political book "The communist manifesto"
1882: The East India Company funded the “Opium Trust”.
>1815: James & Nathan REDACTED ordered all European rulers to assemble at the Congress of Vienna. The REDACTED drafted a plan that would make it impossible for another Napoleon to rise to power by creating a European “balance of power.”
Now you know why it was destined to fail