At least with the Avengers you kind of understood what their powers were. In Eternals, they've all got a gimmick but you never find out if they're superhuman in any other way, and their whole "hunting Deviants" thing doesn't really get used, they just spend their entire lives hiding as regular people.
>you kind of understood what their powers were
really
can Captain America die from a fall? He can jump 500 feet and cope by rolling. Could you knock him out with a bat?
can Thor die? He took a blast from a motherfrickin' NEUTRON STAR. could Thanos have punched him to death?
Can hulk die? Like, could Thanos have chopped his head off with a sword?
When ant man becomes giant man does he weigh more? Or is he like a giant foam body?
What if he expands inside Thanos after infiltrating between his skin cells?
Scarlet Witch can alter reality... But could I punch her in the jaw really hard and KO her if she wasn't paying attention?
>can Captain America die from a fall?
Yes. >Could you knock him out with a bat?
If you hit him hard enough, maybe. >can Thor die?
Yes. >could Thanos have punched him to death?
It would take a while, but yes. >Can hulk die?
Yes. >Like, could Thanos have chopped his head off with a sword?
Yes. >When ant man becomes giant man does he weigh more?
Yes. >Or is he like a giant foam body?
No. >What if he expands inside Thanos after infiltrating between his skin cells?
He'd probably be crushed between the cells while tearing his way out, killing them both. > But could I punch her in the jaw really hard and KO her if she wasn't paying attention?
Yes.
Complete bullshit nonsense I hate comic book characters nearly as much as you homosexuals who won't establish one ounce of reality to frame the rest of the bullshit on. It has no reference plane.
Thor should be indestructible against all forces in the known universe if he ate a focused neutron star blast, you know the thing that would kill everything within millions of miles of it from gravity, that alone could be the reference but you know it fricks up the dynamics because at that point thanos punching him means nothing.
Sorry it triggered your autism but it's all in-line with the films. Thor was dying after getting that star blast, he only survived because of a magical axe. Before that, Thanos had beaten Thor into submission, and not long after also knocks out the Hulk in a few seconds. If you think Thanos couldn't punch Thor to death eventually, you're confusing the difference between a radioactive energy blast and a super-powered physical beating.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The star was equal to a billion million quadrillion thanos punches. Thanos punching compared to a star blast is like comparing a speck of dust hitting you vs getting shot with a rifle.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>The star was equal to a billion million quadrillion thanos punches
It really wasn't, it had an outlet designed to be used as a furnace, there'd be no need to exploit the entire power of the star. >Thanos punching compared to a star blast is like comparing a speck of dust hitting you vs getting shot with a rifle.
More the difference between getting hit repeatedly with a regular punch and standing in an exposed nuclear reactor.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It either is or is not a star with Thor in close enough proximity to have his hair move in space from its force. Thanos may be the all mighty purple chin Black person but he's no star. He's just a big purple goof.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>It either is or is not a star with Thor in close enough proximity to have his hair move in space from its force.
You're talking about a setting with magic. The dwarves made rings around it without issue. >Thanos may be the all mighty purple chin Black person but he's no star. He's just a big purple goof.
See >More the difference between getting hit repeatedly with a regular punch and standing in an exposed nuclear reactor.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You know it's actually my fault for arguing about whether thanos could hurt Thor or not. In retrospect it is I who is the moron here.
Of all the awful capeshit Disney made, the only one I kinda respect is Shang-Chi because at least it was an original Asian character and not a race/gender swap. Movie is still terrible and all, but at least it isn't overtly annoying.
>but at least it isn't overtly annoying.
It's got Awkwafina in it, you're wrong.
how are the fight scenes in it? i was thinking of watching for that only, heard the guy who choreographed Matrix and a bunch of other famous martial arts films did this
The Flash 2023 was kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
Eternals having better CGI isn't enough to cover the fact that the Eternals story is shit and full of mystery meat nogs
Why would her clothes stay on if she's going from like 500 mph to zero and blasting through rock. She should be naked breasts flopping in the wind like a Greek goddess.
Not totally pointless - it made normies think twice about watching capeshit. This film walked so everyone not giving a shit about whatever garbage is on Disney+ could run.
they are making fake nostalgia
right now Marvel's goal is X-men vs Avengers, but after that, what else?
they are setting up new characters now so in the future they can be "remember this?!"
manufactured nostalgia
But it's set up the long anticipated New World Order and Thunderbolts films!!!!
Why wouldn't they make this a show? It's practically made for it.
This was literally being touted as the new Avengers.
At least with the Avengers you kind of understood what their powers were. In Eternals, they've all got a gimmick but you never find out if they're superhuman in any other way, and their whole "hunting Deviants" thing doesn't really get used, they just spend their entire lives hiding as regular people.
>you kind of understood what their powers were
really
can Captain America die from a fall? He can jump 500 feet and cope by rolling. Could you knock him out with a bat?
can Thor die? He took a blast from a motherfrickin' NEUTRON STAR. could Thanos have punched him to death?
Can hulk die? Like, could Thanos have chopped his head off with a sword?
When ant man becomes giant man does he weigh more? Or is he like a giant foam body?
What if he expands inside Thanos after infiltrating between his skin cells?
Scarlet Witch can alter reality... But could I punch her in the jaw really hard and KO her if she wasn't paying attention?
>can Captain America die from a fall?
Yes.
>Could you knock him out with a bat?
If you hit him hard enough, maybe.
>can Thor die?
Yes.
>could Thanos have punched him to death?
It would take a while, but yes.
>Can hulk die?
Yes.
>Like, could Thanos have chopped his head off with a sword?
Yes.
>When ant man becomes giant man does he weigh more?
Yes.
>Or is he like a giant foam body?
No.
>What if he expands inside Thanos after infiltrating between his skin cells?
He'd probably be crushed between the cells while tearing his way out, killing them both.
> But could I punch her in the jaw really hard and KO her if she wasn't paying attention?
Yes.
Complete bullshit nonsense I hate comic book characters nearly as much as you homosexuals who won't establish one ounce of reality to frame the rest of the bullshit on. It has no reference plane.
Thor should be indestructible against all forces in the known universe if he ate a focused neutron star blast, you know the thing that would kill everything within millions of miles of it from gravity, that alone could be the reference but you know it fricks up the dynamics because at that point thanos punching him means nothing.
Sorry it triggered your autism but it's all in-line with the films. Thor was dying after getting that star blast, he only survived because of a magical axe. Before that, Thanos had beaten Thor into submission, and not long after also knocks out the Hulk in a few seconds. If you think Thanos couldn't punch Thor to death eventually, you're confusing the difference between a radioactive energy blast and a super-powered physical beating.
The star was equal to a billion million quadrillion thanos punches. Thanos punching compared to a star blast is like comparing a speck of dust hitting you vs getting shot with a rifle.
>The star was equal to a billion million quadrillion thanos punches
It really wasn't, it had an outlet designed to be used as a furnace, there'd be no need to exploit the entire power of the star.
>Thanos punching compared to a star blast is like comparing a speck of dust hitting you vs getting shot with a rifle.
More the difference between getting hit repeatedly with a regular punch and standing in an exposed nuclear reactor.
It either is or is not a star with Thor in close enough proximity to have his hair move in space from its force. Thanos may be the all mighty purple chin Black person but he's no star. He's just a big purple goof.
>It either is or is not a star with Thor in close enough proximity to have his hair move in space from its force.
You're talking about a setting with magic. The dwarves made rings around it without issue.
>Thanos may be the all mighty purple chin Black person but he's no star. He's just a big purple goof.
See
>More the difference between getting hit repeatedly with a regular punch and standing in an exposed nuclear reactor.
You know it's actually my fault for arguing about whether thanos could hurt Thor or not. In retrospect it is I who is the moron here.
Of all the awful capeshit Disney made, the only one I kinda respect is Shang-Chi because at least it was an original Asian character and not a race/gender swap. Movie is still terrible and all, but at least it isn't overtly annoying.
>but at least it isn't overtly annoying.
It's got Awkwafina in it, you're wrong.
how are the fight scenes in it? i was thinking of watching for that only, heard the guy who choreographed Matrix and a bunch of other famous martial arts films did this
>respect a movie because it has an Asian in it
You have to leave.
Ooo husbrando you didn't resprect the aschians you mrust reave immerweaditry.
Still a better Flash movie than the Flash
How does she job?
This does look pretty cool.
I'm indian btw if that matters at all.
The Flash 2023 was kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
Eternals having better CGI isn't enough to cover the fact that the Eternals story is shit and full of mystery meat nogs
Why would her clothes stay on if she's going from like 500 mph to zero and blasting through rock. She should be naked breasts flopping in the wind like a Greek goddess.
i fast-forwarded through the thing just to see the Celestials or w/e the frick those big things are called. that and this was cool, rest was lame
the smartest……..
Not totally pointless - it made normies think twice about watching capeshit. This film walked so everyone not giving a shit about whatever garbage is on Disney+ could run.
>Endgame is 6 and not 2
>higher than IW
shit list
Endgame has logical original plot, infinity war is just a flick with generic plot and generic cgi action
they are making fake nostalgia
right now Marvel's goal is X-men vs Avengers, but after that, what else?
they are setting up new characters now so in the future they can be "remember this?!"
manufactured nostalgia
the last drum solo of hollywood. its all downhill from here
>Possibly the most pointless film of all time.
Nah, that would be the home video of your birth.