A filmmaker who produces dull and pedestrian work under the veneer of zeitgeisty arthouse edginess and rebuffs all criticism from behind the skirt of ideology, especially feminism.
Kubrick is the ultimate Redditor-bait direction >I'm so le smart because I sat through 320 minutes of 2001 A Space Odyssey I'm very sophisticated >edit: didn't expect this to blow up!
>Cinemaphile >scorsese
most people here are of the opinion (cough: fact) that he's a one trick pony who should have retired 2 decades ago when he was actually a good director >michael bay >raimi >lucas >wachowskis
100% troll, these guys never get anything but shat on here
Blomkamp is one of the most reddit directors of all time. Also put Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert, Edgar Wright in reddit. Ridley Scott belongs in Cinemaphile and add Tony Scott as well. If you are putting Kubrick in reddit then Tarkovsky should be in Cinemaphile.
Tarantino has a mix of/tv and /co energy. >awkward autismo >obsessive manchild >shamelessly shoehorns his particular sexual fetish into every single one of his creative endeavors, even when it makes zero sense
If Tarantino had less ambition early in his life, he'd be spamming his AO3 page on /tv, insisting that people read the latest entry in his already 12 chapter long Uhura footworshipping fanfic
Forgot to add >Andrew Dominik >Tony Scott >Gaspar Noe >Shumacher >Tinto Brass
To Cinemaphile directors
And >Brad Bird >Steven Soderbergh >The Safdie Bros >Darren Aronofsky >Mel Brooks
To Reddit Directors
motherfricker sits at home all day playing video games, writing music, and smoking pot while daydreaming about cool shit. He's pretty open about when he was younger he was a raging hothead and that closed doors sure, but it also gave us some of the best genre pictures ever made (thereby also being some of the best movies ever made).
Who gives a frick if he's a democrat? He lived the life he wanted to live and made the movies he wanted to make because he wanted to make them. There's a naked transparency between his art, his voice, and himself. He is his movies.
Sure he's a little reddit but not in a bad way he's having to work with Disney so that's assured. I've liked his work's pretty long nice so far and refreshing work
Cole going to reveal to JC the lowest gets booted and how he is missing his, JC will immediately reveal she has them in fear of seeing Cole leave so quickly >passionate sex follows
David Lynch.
bait status = failed
What does that mean?
A filmmaker who produces dull and pedestrian work under the veneer of zeitgeisty arthouse edginess and rebuffs all criticism from behind the skirt of ideology, especially feminism.
i can't. edgar wright maybe.
>Oi, lets take Blackbeard and make him brown.
>And then lets make him gay
Cinemaphile directors:
>Scorsese
>Tarantino
>Michael Bay
>Coppola
>Paul W.S. Anderson
>Fincher
>Kurosawa
>Nolan
>Cameron
>Oliver Stone
>Peter Jackson
>Snyder
>Lynch
>Mel Gibson
>Malick
>Clint Eastwood
>Orson Welles
>Paul Verhoven
>Hitchwiener
>Sam Raimi
>Robert Zemeckis
>George Lucas
>Sergio Leone
>Watchowski brothers
Reddit directors:
>Kubrick
>Burton
>Wes Anderson
>Spike Lee
>Paul Thomas Anderson
>Ridley Scott
>Coens
>Whedon
>Sam Mendes
>Del Toro
>JJ Abrahams
>Peele
>Kevin Smith
>Speilberg
>Woody Allen
>Rian Johnson
>Terry Gillam
>Paul Feig
>Alfonso Cuaron
>Kaufman
>Werner Herzog
>Miyazaki
>Carpenter
>Waititi
>Watchaowski sisters
Riding a very thin line:
>Neill Blomkamp
This accurate?
No you just wasted your time
>Kubrick
>reddit
Frick off
Kubrick is the ultimate Redditor-bait direction
>I'm so le smart because I sat through 320 minutes of 2001 A Space Odyssey I'm very sophisticated
>edit: didn't expect this to blow up!
Updoot!!!
>Cinemaphile
>scorsese
most people here are of the opinion (cough: fact) that he's a one trick pony who should have retired 2 decades ago when he was actually a good director
>michael bay
>raimi
>lucas
>wachowskis
100% troll, these guys never get anything but shat on here
This is a trans friendly board. What are you talking about, trumptard?
No, its not
Bidengays vote against their own economic interests
Why are all the good directors Reddit?
>Herzog
>Kubrick
>Spike Lee
What? Those belong up there with all of the Cinemaphile directors.
Spike lee and “muh tiki torches” blackklansman are peak Reddit.
>This accurate?
You should really consider lurking for another two or three years then killing yourself.
>Herzog
>Carpenter
>Reddit
Frick you
You forgot someone
Cinemaphile directors:
>Rapistovic
Swap Verhoeven and Herzog.
Blomkamp is one of the most reddit directors of all time. Also put Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert, Edgar Wright in reddit. Ridley Scott belongs in Cinemaphile and add Tony Scott as well. If you are putting Kubrick in reddit then Tarkovsky should be in Cinemaphile.
Put me in the screencap, homosexual
>Scorsese
/his/
>Tarantino
/gif/
>Michael Bay
/k/
>Coppola
/lit/
>Paul W.S. Anderson
/v/
>Fincher
/soc/
>Kurosawa
/jp/
>Nolan
/p/
>Cameron
/sci/
>Oliver Stone
/news/
>Peter Jackson
/tg/
>Snyder
/co/
>Lynch
/his
>Mel Gibson
/pol/
>Clint Eastwood
/k/
>Orson Welles
/his/
>Paul Verhoven
/lit/
>Hitchwiener
/ic/
>Sam Raimi
/co/
>Robert Zemeckis
/wsg/
>George Lucas
/sci/
>Sergio Leone
/k/
>Watchowski brothers
/lgbt/
Tarantino has a mix of/tv and /co energy.
>awkward autismo
>obsessive manchild
>shamelessly shoehorns his particular sexual fetish into every single one of his creative endeavors, even when it makes zero sense
If Tarantino had less ambition early in his life, he'd be spamming his AO3 page on /tv, insisting that people read the latest entry in his already 12 chapter long Uhura footworshipping fanfic
Yes.
Forgot to add
>Andrew Dominik
>Tony Scott
>Gaspar Noe
>Shumacher
>Tinto Brass
To Cinemaphile directors
And
>Brad Bird
>Steven Soderbergh
>The Safdie Bros
>Darren Aronofsky
>Mel Brooks
To Reddit Directors
Dominik
I love Jesse James and Blonde had some of the funniest seething I've ever seen from audiences
Don’t the safdies browse Cinemaphile?
motherfricker sits at home all day playing video games, writing music, and smoking pot while daydreaming about cool shit. He's pretty open about when he was younger he was a raging hothead and that closed doors sure, but it also gave us some of the best genre pictures ever made (thereby also being some of the best movies ever made).
Who gives a frick if he's a democrat? He lived the life he wanted to live and made the movies he wanted to make because he wanted to make them. There's a naked transparency between his art, his voice, and himself. He is his movies.
>reddit
frick you
Is he Nintendo or Sega?
>Sonic fan
Sega
>not including the GOAT under Cinemaphile directors
No one, including larpers from the left or the right, give an actual cinematic frick about him nowadays.
Missing out. Birth of a Nation and Intolerance are kino by any days standard
He was born before the telegraph was invented.
Add Uwe Boll to Cinemaphile. All of his movies are shitposts.
Letterboxd are fascists for banning his account. Freedom of speech my ass.
Obviously
>Cares more about money more than the destruction of the West.
Cinemaphile approved!
I liked his edgy works pre Guardians
>Gunn
>Johnson
>Edwards
The trinity of "being called geniuses a little bit too early" directors
idk, I unironically enjoyed Peacemaker.
Whatever Cinemaphile shills.
Jojo Rabbit was actually quite good
Peak bunno
Actually it was terrible.
Paul Feig obv but this guy is in the top 5 for sure maybe after Sophia Coppola
it's close but kevin takes it
Smith is more Comic Con than Reddit or Cinemaphile
Kevin Smith was doing Reddit AMAs before Reddit was even a thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Evening_with_Kevin_Smith
I enjoy some of his stuff, but giving him Thor was not a good idea.
Zack Snyder
t. Gunnjeet
Sure he's a little reddit but not in a bad way he's having to work with Disney so that's assured. I've liked his work's pretty long nice so far and refreshing work
real name obviously, this was his leaked fishtank id
cole chuds its fricking over
Cole going to reveal to JC the lowest gets booted and how he is missing his, JC will immediately reveal she has them in fear of seeing Cole leave so quickly
>passionate sex follows
jej
calling it right now, sam will dress up as santa clause on christmas day
she needs my cum
no mine
ok, i will send her over when i am done
bitty im fitted
post YRW summer stabs everyone in their sleep tonight
nth for josie wosie
Go back to /bant/ bud this thread doesn’t pertain to that topic
the best
erm I love josie
Why the fishtank posting all of a sudden?
Some gay linked the new thread and put this one
It's an effective way to kill or slide any thread
Wow good point. I'll remember this the next sime some homosexual posts that hatched faced hunter troony
>> No.193544917
Cole stock is dropping, he's annoucing to everyone he's missing his chips. He'll never catch the spy now.
Who stole his chips? I missed it.
His new GF
Chinese chicks will backstab you in an instant holy shit its true
Was done BEFORE the romance.
they gave JC a mission to steal them
We should unironically make this the fishtank general thread
He never sleeps, the Judge. He says that he will never die.
Actual new thread:
Let's give the director bros their thread back
Why does the SEC filing call him Jet Goodson? Is that his real last name or just another ailias?
That's not a very Bosnian last name.
Cuckbrick
Rian Johnson
Edgar Wright is reddit. He even started appearing on those best films special ala Landis and Dante. Von Trier is peak Cinemaphile.
>von triers best film is about a bunch of people pretending to be moronic
Checks out.
Not a director
Tarrantino
Kubrick
Lynch
Sam Raimi
Todd Field