>gets him cod
tbf most modern COD games arent really that violent compared to the ones made on the late 2000s where you were allowed to dismember people. how did that affect your lil bro btw?
Nah it's just genetics some people are just docile no matter how much shit you expose them to. That kid will probably grow out of violent video games, like a phase basically. Likely just ain't in his nature. And some people are just violent naturally with or without violent media. Same reason why censoring don't work or most advice you give people goes over their head, just ain't in their nature.
Am I the only autist that interpreted this as the old guy looking at the reader with an evil grin of “You should be scared” like as if he was the cause for the news?
Actually, there isn't! Because people would notice that at least on a radius of bazillions of year light there is no signs of something so complex and yet unexplained as living organisms competing, breeding and thinking. >Muh size
The size potential of something being bigger than you is as infinite as something being Infinitely smaller
homie it's barely possible to detect life on earth from a few AU, how tf do you imagine we detect life hundreds of solar years away (i.e. in the few closest star systems in our galaxy)? You have no idea what you're talking about.
No, that's what makes it moronic. WE are the way the universe knows itself. There's nothing we're aware of in existence that is more important than us. Maybe some day we'll find something, but in the meantime we can't let what we've created collapse while we run around with our heads up our asses trying to find it. So yeah, I'm going to keep protecting my family and my friends and our heritage and legacy instead of just being all "lol were just star stuff dudes, just clumps of cells, who cares da universe is infinid :DD"
>"lol were just star stuff dudes, just clumps of cells, who cares da universe is infinid :DD"
That's what you took away from that panel?
You sound far more nihilistic than anything its saying, so don't infect the world your own shitty materialism.
>defending materialists
Soulless c**t, go be a clump of cells on your own time.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Shutup materialist dickbag.
Go jerk off to Little House on the Prairie and leave the modern world alone.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>materialist's brain is so broken he can just jabber like a 5 year old trying to play the "i kno u are but what am i" game
Thanks for proving me right, soulless c**t. You can't even have a conversation without your amygdala flaring up. You can be the npc you believe yourself to be, I don't care. I'm not going to let my family be touched by your cowardice.
Anon, I think the point IS all that in the strip you're talking about. I think Watterson was saying >If more people tried to look at the world and the infinite universe, they'd realize that working for Globecorp for 16 hours a day for meager pay is fricking moronic and would decide to go home and spend more time with their family and friends and actually build something they'll be remembered for
I'm blessed enough by all the work my species and ancestors has done before me to be able to sit here on my ass for eight hours a day, watching YouTube, play games, and get mad at random bullshit at my own luxury without the fear of being another creature's meal and having an endless supply of food and water myself.
By God, I'm going to enjoy that luxury, no matter how much people tell me that I should look into the black void and see how small I am. Small things are the most important things, they're the fricking building blocks of life. Microalgae is a thousand times more important than the entire blue whale species, frick you!
Yeah and I can even agree he has some boomeresque takes but I'm seeing the strip being posted more and more as boomer cringe on here and on other sites... blurry and badly cropped and all.
There are times when I wanted to go make myself and a sandwich, and on the way, I started tidying up the kitchen and dining room and it became 30 minutes of chores between the dishes, sweeping, and putting some loose clothes/jackets away.
If you never have moments like that, either you're a slob or someone else is taking care of the chores for you.
This is actually fricking true. Had my son merely 2 months ago and the time has flown by. It's unironically scary so much of your life can go by in an instance the moment a child enters your life.
When I look at all the Zoomers that are incapable of handling something as trivial as a retail job, I finally understand older generations' frustration at the newer ones. You create a better world for the newer generation, but you're frustrated at the weakness the better world creates. I know literal 21+ adults that can't handle ordering food on the phone. This cannot continue.
Polio, Black person. You homosexuals cried about having to wear a mask for a while, you would've been pissing your pants in fear about polio back in the day, because that shit was real, everywhere, and ugly.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Too bad Coronavirus didn’t kill more boomers.
>verification not required
4 months ago
Anonymous
>during the pandemic zoomers were gay for wearing masks >now zoomers are gay for not wearing masks
which one is it dude?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>which one is it dude?
I'm not some "believe the science" gay bu if you're gonna ignore doctor advice you're a moron.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm not (X) but (X)
4 months ago
Anonymous
Boomers were the ones shitting their pants at the thought of having to use common sense during a global pandemic
That doesn't change the fact that Boomers and their "free love" are directly responsible for the AIDS epidemic >But those were homosexuals!
Yes, Boomer homosexuals.
When I look at all the Zoomers that are incapable of handling something as trivial as a retail job, I finally understand older generations' frustration at the newer ones. You create a better world for the newer generation, but you're frustrated at the weakness the better world creates. I know literal 21+ adults that can't handle ordering food on the phone. This cannot continue.
>why are you generalizing a whole generation?
Because trends are important and a trend towards weakness is terrible for the future of our species, we need to identify the cause and stop it before we become a species of pandas, too soft and moronic to even frick.
The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.
https://i.imgur.com/zWAdUQU.gif
Post boomer comics
Actually this is true. People remember the last thing you say, for example if you tell your child "If you won't learn, you will end up on the streets". It won't be motivated to learn, it will think the streets is its only fate.
People like to use sticks instead of carrots and don't even realize its harmful to their offspring and even themselves.
>boomers deserve the worst punishment from hell
Sending them off to retirement homes entirely staffed by blacks, preferably ex-convicts. That's what they deserve.
The picture was also messy, with heads randomly placed etc.
The strict, grumpy maid was so strict and grumpy that she managed to re-organize the painting so that everything made more sense, such as placing the bull and the horse in the barn where they belong.
>managed to re-organize the painting so that everything made more sense
The painting is a representation of the spanish Civil War Bombings, the idea of the animals above the humans is a stampede as everyone tries to run for their lifes
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The picture was also messy, with heads randomly placed etc.
The strict, grumpy maid was so strict and grumpy that she managed to re-organize the painting so that everything made more sense, such as placing the bull and the horse in the barn where they belong.
I believe the top painting is a direct reference to Guernica, Picasso's famous depiction of war. The painting in the bottom has apparently transitioned to peacetime, where ladies can chill with their breasts out and read.
>wah wah kids these days are soft >wah wah everything was so much harder in my day, when food and housing was affordable and wages hadn't stagnated for decades
>boomer letting kid play violent games
tsk tsk typical boomer, my mummy only let me play wholesome racing games like a good catholic boy
>have little brother
>get him fun games suitable for kids his age
>dad gets him cod and gta5 and gets mad at me for telling him not to do that
>gets him cod
tbf most modern COD games arent really that violent compared to the ones made on the late 2000s where you were allowed to dismember people. how did that affect your lil bro btw?
He turned out fine.
It turns out when you have good influences and role models, games don’t affect your outlook.
Nah it's just genetics some people are just docile no matter how much shit you expose them to. That kid will probably grow out of violent video games, like a phase basically. Likely just ain't in his nature. And some people are just violent naturally with or without violent media. Same reason why censoring don't work or most advice you give people goes over their head, just ain't in their nature.
He accuses me of hiding hidden cams in the house and thinks I molested and sexually harassed him
Most of your little brother's friends are playing cod and gta5. You don't want him to be the weird kid that can't play the most popular games.
Ok drsunder
Based. Did you get Mario Kart/Diddy kong racing/Crash Racing?
Turn off your devices. Enjoy life.
Things never change huh
This quote was taken from Cinemaphile at 5 in the morning
Oy please cool down with the antisemitism
Or instead of watching the news, watch a tv show you like.
Yes, ignore fearmongering and consoom blissfully, economic golem.
Same thing can be applied to social media and Cinemaphile
Congrats, you got it.
Thanks, I should get paid for figuring these things out
End Boomerhass now.
Am I the only autist that interpreted this as the old guy looking at the reader with an evil grin of “You should be scared” like as if he was the cause for the news?
People that want to be left alone will always be browbeaten by the people that want to win.
Yes, Boomers are no different than any other person.
Actually, there isn't! Because people would notice that at least on a radius of bazillions of year light there is no signs of something so complex and yet unexplained as living organisms competing, breeding and thinking.
>Muh size
The size potential of something being bigger than you is as infinite as something being Infinitely smaller
homie it's barely possible to detect life on earth from a few AU, how tf do you imagine we detect life hundreds of solar years away (i.e. in the few closest star systems in our galaxy)? You have no idea what you're talking about.
a kid would not say that
That's what makes it genius. You just don't have high enough IQ to understand what it says about life.
No, that's what makes it moronic. WE are the way the universe knows itself. There's nothing we're aware of in existence that is more important than us. Maybe some day we'll find something, but in the meantime we can't let what we've created collapse while we run around with our heads up our asses trying to find it. So yeah, I'm going to keep protecting my family and my friends and our heritage and legacy instead of just being all "lol were just star stuff dudes, just clumps of cells, who cares da universe is infinid :DD"
Frick materialists.
>"lol were just star stuff dudes, just clumps of cells, who cares da universe is infinid :DD"
That's what you took away from that panel?
You sound far more nihilistic than anything its saying, so don't infect the world your own shitty materialism.
>defending materialists
Soulless c**t, go be a clump of cells on your own time.
Shutup materialist dickbag.
Go jerk off to Little House on the Prairie and leave the modern world alone.
>materialist's brain is so broken he can just jabber like a 5 year old trying to play the "i kno u are but what am i" game
Thanks for proving me right, soulless c**t. You can't even have a conversation without your amygdala flaring up. You can be the npc you believe yourself to be, I don't care. I'm not going to let my family be touched by your cowardice.
This might be the most moronic thing I've read today
Anon, I think the point IS all that in the strip you're talking about. I think Watterson was saying
>If more people tried to look at the world and the infinite universe, they'd realize that working for Globecorp for 16 hours a day for meager pay is fricking moronic and would decide to go home and spend more time with their family and friends and actually build something they'll be remembered for
a really weird one would, and this kid thinks his fricking stuffed animal is a real life manimal that hangs out with him.
I'm blessed enough by all the work my species and ancestors has done before me to be able to sit here on my ass for eight hours a day, watching YouTube, play games, and get mad at random bullshit at my own luxury without the fear of being another creature's meal and having an endless supply of food and water myself.
By God, I'm going to enjoy that luxury, no matter how much people tell me that I should look into the black void and see how small I am. Small things are the most important things, they're the fricking building blocks of life. Microalgae is a thousand times more important than the entire blue whale species, frick you!
>C&H is boomer comics now
Stop
Watterson by definition is a Boomer, even if he may not fall into the various stereotypes.
Yeah and I can even agree he has some boomeresque takes but I'm seeing the strip being posted more and more as boomer cringe on here and on other sites... blurry and badly cropped and all.
He does though, so many shit takes on tech bad dad
I love when boomer comics trigger zoomies. You can really tell how mentally devoloped people are with the media they consume.
I did not know I wanted a teen Wren in my life.
We should've gotten ten more seasons of Baby Blues following the kids growing up, all the show ever got to cover was Zoe's first year or so.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/5503658#search=Baby_blues
>Instead of taking 10 seconds to take a picture, I'm gonna do hours of housework first!
Who are the idiots that write this?
It's almost as if it's just a goofy comic.
Moms really do be like that.
There are times when I wanted to go make myself and a sandwich, and on the way, I started tidying up the kitchen and dining room and it became 30 minutes of chores between the dishes, sweeping, and putting some loose clothes/jackets away.
If you never have moments like that, either you're a slob or someone else is taking care of the chores for you.
my mom has ocd and was exactly like this.. still is
Tell us you have no responsibilities without telling us you have no responsibilities. The work never ends.
If you have to take care of your home, and you never ask for help, this will happen.
>Teen Wren
UNF is there more of her in the strip?
This is actually fricking true. Had my son merely 2 months ago and the time has flown by. It's unironically scary so much of your life can go by in an instance the moment a child enters your life.
Every boomer comic in a nutshell:
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! TIME PASSES! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
It's funny that zoomies think they will stay young for more than 5 years of their life.
Deep down, what everyone wants is to be a baby forever. To be safe and happy and ignorant and taken care of for all eternity.
then why are neets so miserable?
Zoomers are so fricking worthless, I swear.
When I look at all the Zoomers that are incapable of handling something as trivial as a retail job, I finally understand older generations' frustration at the newer ones. You create a better world for the newer generation, but you're frustrated at the weakness the better world creates. I know literal 21+ adults that can't handle ordering food on the phone. This cannot continue.
>You create a better world for the new generation
>boomers
>creating a better world
Lmao WHAT? They wrecked everything in the 60s and 70s.
zoomies would suicide after a few month living in the pre boomers era.
Oh no not a 90% white america!!!
nooooooo
Not affordable houses and locally made products!!!
Polio, Black person. You homosexuals cried about having to wear a mask for a while, you would've been pissing your pants in fear about polio back in the day, because that shit was real, everywhere, and ugly.
Too bad Coronavirus didn’t kill more boomers.
>verification not required
>during the pandemic zoomers were gay for wearing masks
>now zoomers are gay for not wearing masks
which one is it dude?
>which one is it dude?
I'm not some "believe the science" gay bu if you're gonna ignore doctor advice you're a moron.
>I'm not (X) but (X)
Boomers were the ones shitting their pants at the thought of having to use common sense during a global pandemic
no they'd die of measles
That doesn't change the fact that Boomers and their "free love" are directly responsible for the AIDS epidemic
>But those were homosexuals!
Yes, Boomer homosexuals.
well that's what happens when you raise a generation on tv and ipads
why are you generalizing a whole generation?
>why are you generalizing a whole generation?
Because trends are important and a trend towards weakness is terrible for the future of our species, we need to identify the cause and stop it before we become a species of pandas, too soft and moronic to even frick.
The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.
Actually this is true. People remember the last thing you say, for example if you tell your child "If you won't learn, you will end up on the streets". It won't be motivated to learn, it will think the streets is its only fate.
People like to use sticks instead of carrots and don't even realize its harmful to their offspring and even themselves.
you are a worthless furry, death be upon you
Boomers and apathy love to mix.
Bad News just sell better. We're just wired to seek out danger.
Easy to say when we’ve never been allowed the alternative.
The alternative is
.
>what they could have reported
>dead nigs lol
Haha oh man
Boomers are bloodsucking demons.
christ
boomers deserve the worst punishment from hell
>boomers deserve the worst punishment from hell
Sending them off to retirement homes entirely staffed by blacks, preferably ex-convicts. That's what they deserve.
I liked baby blues
I love Baby Blues!
Baby Blues is cool.
The Adult Swim show of this comic was pretty good
>The Adult Swim show
It was fox, adult swim just bought the airing rights to it decades after the fact
It wasn’t Fox it was a The WB Network show
Wanda is very sexy!
Agreed, underrated show
>person in the window turned into barn animals
What did they mean by this
no, he is the man who has the sword
The picture was also messy, with heads randomly placed etc.
The strict, grumpy maid was so strict and grumpy that she managed to re-organize the painting so that everything made more sense, such as placing the bull and the horse in the barn where they belong.
>managed to re-organize the painting so that everything made more sense
The painting is a representation of the spanish Civil War Bombings, the idea of the animals above the humans is a stampede as everyone tries to run for their lifes
I unironically don't get it
I believe the top painting is a direct reference to Guernica, Picasso's famous depiction of war. The painting in the bottom has apparently transitioned to peacetime, where ladies can chill with their breasts out and read.
>wah wah kids these days are soft
>wah wah everything was so much harder in my day, when food and housing was affordable and wages hadn't stagnated for decades
this is a shitty boomer comic thread, I want to see funny comics
I wonder if current-year Cinemaphile would be interested in a weekly Sunday funnies thread
why not? try it out
why would we be interest in crummy sunday funnies when we can look at water?
>but water's not funny
>neither are the funnies!
>AWHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Lie to your son over trivial shit
>Wonder why he doesn't respect you